Proof of creationism. Refute this if you can!

[eragonsaphira777]

I hope to Big Bang Theory that this guy made this as a joke, because if this is real, this guy needs to be killed before he contaminates the gene pool. No-one has been able to prove that stupidity isn't contagious, so I'm leaving now.

I will just say, that saying I can't refute something doesn't make it true.

[MagneticPig]

Penises fit perfectly in the hand. Checkmate, atheists.

[xgonne]

If this is real, it's pathetic. If this is trolling, it's moronic.

[woofalot13]

Is this a joke ,nobody is that stupid .

[drandydds]

Is this a comedy skit??

[Jay26Scott]

The words proof, and creationism should never be said in the same sentence. Or conversation for that matter.

[ITzMlgHydro]

i feel sorry for him, he cant afford his meds

[spottybott]

i thought u werr real but sorry now realize ur takin the piss sorry for not seeing that keep up the good work

[spottybott]

u r a twat in every sense of the word bananas ?wot about pineapples n all the rest ya tttttwatttt chestnuts ooh ps bananas n monkeys mmmmmmm????? u r a moron living in ur wee world enjoy ps santa is real twat

[Batiascc]

i saw this video, i thought long and hard. i did as much research as i could... and i cannot find an answer to your questions. my faith in atheism has been shook, i don't know if i am ready to accept god just yet, but maybe one day. athought provoking video, thank you!

[yagopasion]

LOL horses have backs. this is awesome, I suppose trolling

[mattsbo]

obviously trolling. nobody can be this stupid by accident

[Neekssuckitbitch]

Democracy has failed. I can't believe we have the same amount of votes.

[theotherdoomguy]

LOL. Fuck, get me a human, I'm gonna fuckin use them as a horse!

Also, are you implying that dinosaurs aren't still around? Everybody fuckin' knows that they're invisible, you fuckin' retard. You sound like a fuckin' athiest, you dirty cunt.

[mikkel1881]

Great job man!

You managed to upest so many retards. Silly dumb fucks dont know this is all BS

[abbebelino]

LOL so obvious troll, and people gets so angry :)

[UltimatePlayer000001]

Are the christians gonna get on my ass for not giving the trouble to reason with this? Because dude, seriously, dude, what the fuck...

[audveltadmuna]

horses have backs? you don't say!

[hitlarspenis]

Hey Robot muscles, why not stick god's perfect banana up your holy sphincter and shout JESUS!

[MAW1009]

Great comedy :D

[TangoHotell]

He must be trolling... Or clinically insane.

[Calempaine]

Hair gel??? You are a moron!

[Calempaine]

For a so-called "Christian" you're awfully judgmental and forgive me for saying this, you seem extremely manic and not in a very good way. Other than that, your arguments are complete bollocks, no less, they don't make any sense.

[indierockerrrr]

dunno if troll or JUST STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

[cscrisc]

1 "You don't believe what I believe, you deserve eternal damnation." laughable

2 Every single "fact" you explained, hilarious (science, look it up)

3 Making religion (which is supposed to bring one spiritual enlightenment?right?) into a black and white, I'm right you're wrong, morally robbed, finger pointing, unaccepting, ignorant excuse for a belief system, pathetic

Sharing your opinion is great, expressing hate for people who believe differently is what's wrong with this world, and religion.

[carpy1970]

After the first 10 seconds of the video I was pretty sure you're an idiot. I watched another 2 mins to check I was right.

[Tezwah]

I think my IQ just went down

[Perrottiful]

uh, so because any animal has a back that means god made it? Huh? I'm sorry wheres the logic, horses have backs because they have a spinal cord which connects their nervous system to the brain. WTF!!

[antipyrene]

The stupid...IT BURNS

[MisterFro9]

I'm just going to say, before humans, banana's never looked the way they do now. It was through artificial selection and natural minor mutation that they are the way they are. In fact they are infertile, so without us breeding them they wouldn't survive. In other words, god didn't create them and they weren't there all along.

[MisterFro9]

WTF???? I really do hope troll, otherwise i am seriously confused as to why he thought he was making good arguments.

(please release video telling us you were trolling, it will make us happy)

[MisterFro9]

I feel like making a troll video about religion.

[KoyalAlkor]

I'm pretty sure this is a poe...

[joneal3]

wow. This guy is an idiot

[Jiaria07]

We invented hair care products...

[TheOneLichemperor]

After watching this video I know the answer.....

Troll!

[SpaceCelt]

Wonderful! A PRINCE AMONG TROLLS!

[mrpink188]

this has got to be a joke, there is no way he's this ignorant..... lol horses have backs

[SuperBspb]

AAARRRGGGHHH I can't tell if he's trolling!!!

[Mrgdpw]

Soooo did satan create the pineapple?

[yatter1]

I believe in creationism, this fucking tool is not of my species, ergo speciation didn´t occur and evolution is false. Praise god.

[Kyee71]

Ok I was going to disprove everything he said, but I could tel by the ending he was only taking the piss and he didn't really believe in anything he was saying, because If he was really believing in it oh FFS!, these are some of the easiest creationist arguments to disprove in the history of creationism.

[jayphys85]

He's one of those people who are so dumb they don't realise they're dumb.

[ponynomial]

This idiot proves evolution all by himself. How could he be like this and ~not~ have evolved from an ape?

[MrSocialSlayer]

Please don't tell me your being serious!!

[pyromaniac407]

please tell me hes joking

[immabrockin13]

Dear You,

1.) You should probably have gone to school at some point in your childhood.

2.)The Earth is 65+ million years old

3.)Any valid question you have, if any, can and will be proven with science over time

4.)Humans fucking invented hair products within about 300 years or so (no including natural remedies or products)

5.)You're a racist, homophobic bitch who's never gonna get laid because of that

6.)What the hell are you smoking?!

With love, a fucking atheist.

[Tyranoraptor1]

The banana was made by humans, but not in the way that you tried to show. Around 8,000 years ago, farmers in Southeast Asia crossbreed different species of banana so that it could be used as an edible food source. Oh, and in case you're wondering, the original species of banana is totally unlike the domestic banana tha we all know and love to eat.

[Tyranoraptor1]

The evolution of the horse is actually well documented in the fossil record with several transitional species of horse. The first species of horse was the cat-sized eohippus, which in turn gave rise to mesohippus, miohippus, merychippus, pliohippus, and eventually equus(the modern horse species).

[mandrillx]

i ment quote

[mandrillx]

to qoute a rambo movie, if god exists ,he must loves stupid people, he makes so many of them.

[maxwade97]

Realized it was fake about half way through

[Dalatron]

Great 'Christian' comedy! You make them look so dumb.

[benradio2612]

Guy needs to look up 'proof' in the dictionary before using it in a big persons sentence.

I guess God didnt create everyone with a brain......

[mytownsanbon]

i don't want to join heaven with these sort of dumb people .......

[Camronas]

If god is real he must be really cruel to make you this dumb...

[Arcexey]

Give Vader a smaller handle, please.

[TheBigBear86]

oh your god! hope your not serious, you're arguments are so deprived from common sense and facts that you are doing a better job disproving god than than atheists are. Thank you

[pwnzerstick]

I agree with you, GOLF IS SHIT

[popeyroach]

as far as satire goes this is poor. Not funny and not convincing.

[VideoGamePlayerUK]

I stopped watching when you said the earth was 6000 years old. Read a science book for "god" sake.

[VideoGamePlayerUK]

@VideoGamePlayerUK nevermind I watched the rest of the video, your obviously being sarcastic or trolling.

[unforgivn81]

I really hope this is a Poe.

[nielda155]

are YOU calling people STUPID???

[JCO2013]

bob2sean absolute bollocks.monkeys are there due to evolution.Didn't god say love thy neighbor.what if your neighbor is gay and was it not christians that formed the kkk.

[henkjansmazaag]

wow, this is a bit too obvious... they see me trollin, they hatin

[deathbird1202]

WATCH OUT!! THIS GUY IS AN OBVIOUS TROLL!! DON'T FEED THE FUCKING TROLL!!

[BrandynToone]

"because we have hair and hair gel at the same time, God definitely exists" that has me convinced this is a joke. if it's not, then i don't know what to say

[BrooklynRagtag]

Ha! Funny stuff.

[Pokarot]

@bob2sean You don't need to be a poe, creationists will make enough of a fool of themselves without you helping.

[LostSubsForever]

Haha, i admit, i was fooled to begin with. It was the hair gel that swung it for me. Everything from that point on was pure comedy gold!

[sybite]

If this isn't a joke then you bob2sean are dumber than a bucket of wet hair.

[Michielgrarchief]

although this vid is 4 and half years old i think this guy has proving god doesn't exist. thank you bob2sean.

[jampants09]

i like this video, its funny to see a christian swear and show his obvious ignorance.

i like that part about the bananas, did you come up with that yourself? or is that in the bible hahahaha..you stupid fuck

[DathanielTDK]

Please, if there is a God up there, please. Just put me in a position someday where I can punch this fucking dickhead in the face. If this is the type of person who's arguing for you these days you should be fucking embarrassed. *sigh* NO THE EARTH IS NOT 6000 YEARS OLD, YOU FUCKING LIMEY CUNT! It's been proven by none other than THE DINOSAURS, not to mention geology, that the Earth was around millions of years ago. Your 2000 year old book of deserts stories is WRONG! So FUCK you! Dick.

[nielda155]

Fucking Ignorant.

[Killer0fTheSun]

Satire....and its obvious

[7machona]

haha perhaps you should leave this evidence to someone more intelligent than you so that they can sell it less idiotically

[machngunjoe]

lol funny

[AdzG969]

This is obviously a satire. It must be. I think this guy is a funny comedian. Unless he's serious. If he's serious, he's a twat.

[LPDC73]

Okay, this MUST be satire. I will give the person in the video the benefit of the doubt that he isn't so ignorant of the subject matter...

[666scibi]

I do hope he 's not serious...

[thorspower]

There is no way this guy is legit he is just being a douche. If he is seriously using Ray Comforts Banana arguement he is seriously in a lot of trouble. I cannot even finishing watching this because it feel apart after his horses have backs comment.

[Vimtox]

He has to be trolling.

Nobody is this retarded lol.

Well some people are this retarded lol.

[St00sh13]

LOL! I thought this was real up until the whole hair gel thing!

[St00sh13]

The tests on dinosaurs suggest the earth is old and the idea that it is 10,000 years old is wrong.

[St00sh13]

Have you tried to pick a banana from a banana tree?

Also, you say banana, I say pineapple.

[gocrusaderz]

I hope this is a joke and this kid isnt serious..... otherwise im concerned

[MrUbi123]

this guy has owned you all. you have been trolled. 9 times out of 10 he is atheist. trolls ftw.

[DeathsHood]

a) Every living thing with a skeletal structure has a back, dude.

b) The banana has been cultivated for several thousand years to look the way it now does.

c) Oh, Biblical dating. Very trustworthy.

d) Glad when we're in Hell... Very Christian of you.

e) Man created hair-gel, hair-wax and hair-spray. We're evidently God.

f) Wow, you just pissed off most of the world with that one, douche.

g) Positive and negative charges FTW!

I am now less intelligent for sitting through this video. Good night.

[slammusaran]

God thinks golf is shit... XD. That made me question the legitimacy of this guy...

[JGordo778]

Disregard that, I pretty much decided this was a joke after he said god created lightning because gold is shit. 10/10, would hear again.

[JGordo778]

Did he seriously just try to disprove that dinosaurs were real thorugh facts assumed from a religous text?

(6000 year old earth argument)

[appleipodtouch2g]

You know how else ate bananas? Early hominids, homo habilis, homo erectus, Neanderthals, And cro magnons, which EVOLVED into humans. And you do know that monkeys eat bananas to right? So does my dog and he doesn't even have hands

[Zombifaction]

I rode a dog as a child.

[restoredrob]

This guy cannot be serious. He has to be a poe.

[EvoProd]

10/10 WOULD LISTEN AGAIN

[EvoProd]

NOT SURE IF TROLL

[heightssurfer]

I think your serious, but then that hair gel thing comes up... confusing

[heightssurfer]

If banana's are made for human hands by your god why aren't other foods?

[CrimsonVoid]

Poe's law. It's impossible to tell if he is trolling. The world may never know.

[RalfWiggum100]

Guys guys guys! Chill! Dont you see he is joking?

Or is he not?... He seems pretty convinc.. Nevermind guys, nevermind.

[Becvar80]

Proof that if God created us, he's an idiot - any mechanical engineer could have designed a mouth in such a way that all our teeth would fit, but no, the human mouth can't even hold them all, leading to molars being removed all the time. Refute that, dumbass!

[diggydinner]

Lol you're funny and cute

[slickred01]

I would argue that you're irrefutable evidence AGAINST creationsim.

Why would any creator make someone as bat shit stupid as you are?

You my friend are the random result of 2 idiots fucking and spawning another idiot.

Yeah I think it's strange you think the earth is 6000years old.

As Richard Dawkins correctly points out, its the equivalent of saying the continent of North America is 8 feet wide.

I really hope this is a joke. If it is you sold it too well.... :D

[weeryan2008]

I love the top two comments. They clearly did not watch the whole video.

[Gr1mreaper101]

Lol all these hate comments are so hilarious. You do realise that he's trolling?

[Oracojisan]

This has to be a Poe, because no human being could be that fucking stupid. Well played sir

[TheTmjohn]

League of Stupidity UNITE

[Dlxxx159]

not sure if trolling, or just plain fucking stupid.

[chachi248]

@Dlxxx159 Maybe both

[TheOneLichemperor]

@Dlxxx159

The second of the big questions in life.

[macmaasi79]

seriously, you're one uneducated... oh well, nothing coming to my mind that wouldn't be insulting. So: Go read a book. And I'm not talking about the one book that you hold so dear but never read it at all...

[myutubeaccount89]

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was too distracted by your sexy accent to care about your argument. I hope you didn't say anything ignorant that would shatter my perception of you as a gorgeous gorgeous man.

[candymanreturns]

hehe..hehehe....hahah........­AHAHAHA....huh...AHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHA....HAHAHAHACOUGHWHEEZE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! vomit*groan*splutter....AHAHAH­AHAHHAA

Ho........HOW.....HAHAH....HOW­W RETARDED IS THIS CUNT!?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHHA

[shnibly12]

it took hundreds of years to breed horses capable to support a person on there back

[ethos79]

Trust me asshole, a lot of people will become atheists after seeing ur stupid video..

[ethos79]

U r a douche

[seanmathews009]

poe's law.

[fresapaletosa]

00:11 he wipes the semen of his face

[OntologicalDamnation]

Unfunny, unconvincing troll.

[Timyo123]

this HAS to be a spoof or fake video, I honestly don't see how anyone could be legitimately this stupid...

[phagtacular]

*sniff* *sniff* I smell troll. Funny trolling, tho.

[ZenPhilosopher123]

the earth is 6000y and dinosaurs were around millions of years ago. hmmm.. how about the earth is 5 billion years old... hair...what do you think came first? hair or hair gel?

[sweeneytodd1618]

troll

[ZenPhilosopher123]

horses have backs... why...Domestication and human selection...?

[jayrodashman2020]

You know what else has backs.. tigers. try riding one of them.

I guess you shouldnt eat anything not bannana shaped then, because god didnt make that for you.

furthermore, if you dont believe in evolution, why mention monkeys.. Monkeys.. do you even know what it means to be a creationist.

Dino's are over millions of years old because the earth is 4.6 billions years old.

[scienceoverfiction]

If someone explained to this moron that humans created dogs from wolves through breeding. He would assume someone grabbed a wolf with their bare hands and smashed it into a poodle.

[scienceoverfiction]

Turning a pear into a banana with his bare hands?!?! This moron really thinks humans manipulate the environment with their bare hands. I already know his explanation for a pluot.

[mryellow123]

You know what eats banana? Monkeys :-P

Funny how flowers and fruit evolve to be attractive to animals capable of spreading their seeds.

[scienceoverfiction]

This is proof to my theory that the dumber you are the more religious you become. Without some bible to lead this guy, he'd walk straight off a cliff.

[DaveRMP12]

what a complete pile of shitty trolling....

[TheFattredd]

"God thinks golf is shit." Well there you have it...

[lynkleaf]

Horses have backs is irrefutable proof? Is this a joke, seriously?

"Fucking atheists?" Swearing at people is proof?

Is this the youth of today? If there's a God, please take me now.

Watch more documentaries and read more BOOKS, son, besides the Bible & listening to your priests. Research outside the box. Look at more than ONE source too. Only then you might be able to see the whole picture, God-made or not.

Please stop calling people names & swearing at people. How is that Christian behavior?

[shuasoul]

Banana's fit a monkey's hand to I'm Catholic so get out

[TheCherryify]

OMG this explains EVERYTHING.

[ishypooful]

haha horses have backs oh fuck

[sgtscruffian]

Lol, what?

[marius1267]

are you f***ing kidding me ? :))

[esgnrjnjgu]

Fake and very, VERY gay

[TheInverlock]

@esgnrjnjgu .... please stop. RWJ stopped being funny even before that. and its people like YOU that keep him going.

[TheLoserKingdom]

As Dawkins said: "There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a scientist, and not an idiot."

You're the idiot. Or a troll.

I hope the latter.

[Torreponken]

Im going to assume this is a troll. But just for the fun of it, lets treat it seriously and systematically disproove it^^ Nearly animals have backs (iz true? ya iz true^^) we dont ride all animals. For safety reasons we stick with animals that can not just support our weight and arent too unruly. I dont ride bears for example. And as for the bananas, theres a very good explanation for it on wikipedia, long story short however: they look like they do because we bred them to (much like dogs).

[CWETZZ]

Its called science.

[fiyaaflamevids]

you are a total and complete moron. that is an irrefutable fact.

[duncanfreakfanboy]

sigh... i remeber when christians use to fight with their faith and their extensive knowledge of the bible(even though it's way wrong) now there just here to troll with everything they come up with every 5 minutes.

i can feel it dumbing me down too

[MrBuffaloGrill]

It's Paul McCartney

[MrBoingts]

is this a joke to prove evolution ?

[TobyRNash]

God must be skewing my test results aswell i know what you mean brother!

[TobyRNash]

pretty good banana shape put of pair lets be honest guys 

[TheAllien111]

I think he is kidding, not even religious people can keep a straight face saying this stuff, i always get deflated watching religious movies, this just made me laugh my ass off for the first time:P Ty for the giggle wether your serious or not.

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

lightning to stop golf cuz god thinks golf is shit! xD BEST TROLL EVER!!! xD GOOD JOB MAN!!!

[priceoffame]

Poe's Law is the best thing ever.

[gerrylum]

PLEASE tell me this is a poe...

[smbndt]

why is harry potter so angry? me no likey

[justdefacts]

This is a parody I presume. Pretty amusing.



[rgbatheist]

ISSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOUUUUUUUUUR CAPPPPPPPPPPPPPS LOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

*see comments

[MrMynameisbeast]

@rgbatheist yea if it makes this kid shut the fuck up

[SpawnINRI]

obvious troll is obvious

[MrMynameisbeast]

GOD CAN SUCK MY BLOODY DICK MATE. I HATE THIS FAG. I WILL GIVE SOMEONE 100 DOLLARS TO JUST SHIT SODDING FUCK UP.PLZ GO AWAY NOW. UR STUPID IM AN ATHIEST. AND FOR THE LAST BLOODY FUCKING TIME GOD AINT FUCKING REAL MATE. SO SRY IF UR DISSAPOITED BUT UR WRONG ULL ALWAYS BE WRONG ULL NEVER BE RIGHT. U LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HORSES CAUSE U FUCK THEM. BANANAS CAUSE U STICK THEM IN UR MOUTH AND PEARS CAUSE U STICK THEM UP UR ASS. DINOSAURS CAUSE UR JUST BLOODY STUPID. ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS FAG IS STUPID!

[MrMynameisbeast]

OH MY GOD IM READY TO FREAK OUT. THE EARTH IS NOT FUCKING 6000 YEARS OLD ITS FUCKING 4 BILLION YEARS OLD. I WANT TO KILL U. ITS CALLED TRIASSIC ERA, JURAASIC ERA, CREATSIOUS PERIOD. ITS CALLED FUCKING PALEONTOLOGY AND GEOLOGY. THIS MAN I SWEAR IS RETARTED. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UR SO FUCKING STUPID PLZ GO KILL URSELF AND RID UR STUPIDITY FROM THE WORLD WE DONT NEED FUCKS LIKE U RUINING EVERYTHING. GO BLOODY KILL URSELF U SODDING FUCK. PLZ GO DO IT NOW HANG URSELF SHOOT URSELF!!

[MrMynameisbeast]

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHGUT THE FUCK UP U DONT KNOW SHIT WATS UR IQ FUCKING 0. HOLY SHIT I WANNA SHOOT U SO BAD RIGHT NOW. shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppp­pppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U R SO FUCKING STUPID U HAVE NO IDEA WAT UR TALKING ABOUT I SWEAR TO EVOLUTION IF I EVER SEE U IN REAL LIFE I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U

[MrMynameisbeast]

actully i can refute this. CREATIONISM IS FUCKING FAKE GIVE IT UP ALREADY UR A FUCKING STUPID BRITISH FUCK. HERE LET ME PUT IT IN UR TERMS. CREATIONISM ISNT BLOODY REAL MATE!!! YA FUCKING FUCK

[jasonb111222]

I loved the dinosaur one btw

[cadonuno]

"STUPID STUPID STUPID!"

 - My reaction to this.

[frankleeseaux]

So, I suppose that since all mammals have backs, we should be able to ride any of them. For instance cats, dogs, cows, goats, sheep, giraffes, zebras, donkeys, mules(not made by GOD, BTW), etc... All of these examples completely ignore the fact that humans, apes, birds, and even most reptiles also have backs. And, don't get me started on that whole banana thing again. Ray Comfort is an idiot. Stop listening to him.

[Shiek2002]

There is absolutely no way this is a serious video. Even the dumber end of Creationists aren't this dumb.

[frankleeseaux]

@Shiek2002 You're right... They are even dumberer(intentional) than this. Seriously. Take a tour of the US, talking to creationists along the way, and you will see for yourself. Having been involved many debates with creationists over the years, I can tell you from personal experience they will take this video as literal proof of their beliefs, and taut it as undeniable.

[Shiek2002]

@frankleeseaux I just can't accept that. I mean, don't get me wrong, I've gotten into serious debates about Creationism, even down to the whole Mt. Saint Helens anomaly. I live in Kansas, where they are at their worst, but even these guys come up with arguments, ludicrous as they may be, that at least appear to have been originated from a misguided point of view. This guy can only be a dumb troll, trying to get a rise out of people.

[frankleeseaux]

@Shiek2002 Here we are on youtube. This is a prime location to look for, and find, some of the dumbest arguments you can find anywhere in the world. just do a search for evolution vs creationism... or creationism proof of, or science denialism... I'm sure, after seeing some of those videos, you will be able to find plenty on your own.

[sylvantasybil]

he's... he's kinda cute. wait what was the video about?....

[Casnazer]

you lost me after being a faggot for 30 seconds straight faggot.

[onexdata]

There are 2 ways you can ride a horse you know... you can ride on it's back or... good thing God provided that 2nd way for us homosexual blacks that play golf.

[brocroft]

Very obviously trolling, but still funny.