Onion News Network - Coming To IFC January 2011

[TheDPG10007]

it was the best satire until january 21st

[The1211deep]

0:23 NO! I'm not LYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! lol

[GBMorris]

The downfall of the Onion right here, folks.

[chrize08]

YOUUU ARRE LYIIIIIIIING!!!! LMAO!

[Maasuum]

i'm ok i'd let brooke watch me

[Joe007ofrockk]

8 billion viewers vs. 6 billion people on the earth...I guess aliens have TVs

[ComputerWizKid112]

@deathnotebb idk nothin better to do i suppose

[arclight777]

saucy little tot

[ComputerWizKid112]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[DeathnoteBB]

@ComputerWizKid112 why are you even trying that?

[quitejaded]

How many years did it take the onion to get on TV???

[realitydottelevision]

I can't believe it took so long for this to get on TV. IFC has been taking risks on some good comedy lately.

[RetroLuv04]

who was that lady that yelled 'you are lying'?

[thenotorioustroll]

@RetroLuv04 You mean my mother?

[MusicLuvah23]

Dear YouTube,

The Like/Dislike system, I can live with. I've gotten used to it now.

The new comment layout, fine with me.

But THIS, is just too much too take! The front page has completely lost it's organised, simple layout!

I hate people who ask for thumbs up, but this is not meant to be funny. This is serious! Give this a thumbs up and copy/paste it around

[secret212000]

@MusicLuvah23

I agree with you 100%. the front page is a disaster now.

[truthiness2010]

Thought this was going to be on CC.

[gamecrazy132]

@truthiness2010 Onion Sports Dome is

[RetroLuv04]

@truthiness2010 i wish!

[MoneksZ]

I don't have IFC ;_;

[SharkDude1]

The Onion News Network on Tv...There going to have a hard time compeating with Fox News and ALL of the rest that we Normal people already get a good laugh from!

[backspaceking5]

@SharkDude1 leftist moron

[Inediblehulk]

Remember when going from the Internet to TV was a step forward? Luckily, of the 120 people who still pay to watch TV on TV, enough will upload this show back to YouTube for the rest of us.

[Mcheetah]

The Onion sold out, dag nab it!

[xxrookyxx]

thata blonde lady was a milf, therefore you can count on me watchin that channel

[fairtester]

good

[fairtester]

good

[orangeapples]

cool, now that they're going to be on TV I can really get people to think they are legit.

[FreshNapp]

this was gay until the cameras looknig over 80% of the world population hahaa.

[BJbobjr]

You know, I heard this guy named bjbobjr made good vids.... ;)

[letmecomment]

#lol i love it

[kangaroojoe]

Is it really coming to TV>?? caus everything else in the video was a parody.

[FreshNapp]

@kangaroojoe yessss. : /

[thegreath8r]

i bought a calender just so i could mark jan 21 as the best day ever

[Ulot3]

The woman @ 0:21 reminds me of Nancy Grace lol... but anyway i cant wit for this

[CrimsonToast]

@JeepChew Although I certainly can't condone your anti-semitism I still appreciate the witticism of "JeepChews." That's some real quality stuff there. But regarding your claim that IFC has "sold out," their extensive commercial advertisements is a recent addition. In fact I think they began this practice less than two weeks to this day. However, their movies are not as you say "Cut up and edited." They are only in the sense that advertisements are between them, but the content remains unchanged

[StevenCasteel]

Most professional troll ever! I especially liked the 80% camera comment.

[joshkund]

No way. I Can't wait!!!

[composerdoh]

Ahhh... gotta hand it to the Onion. They're among the few who can take a commercial and make it friggin hilarious and entertaining.

[bubblemaximus]

If onion is actually coming to tv...if someone's cable surfing, and stumbles upon one of their stuff...This is going to be awesome.

[Beahler]

the iltimate fighting  championship?

[iBralENT]

wtf is ifc

[CrimsonToast]

@iBralENT Independent Films Channel. They play all kinds of great stuff: Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Whitest Kids You Know, Arrested Development, Lary Sanders Show. Plus, a whole smorgasbord of amazing movies that don't get the proper attention they deserve.

You should see to getting it added to your cable package. And no, I do not work for the IFC media company.

[TrollinSeason]

@CrimsonToast I watched alot of porn on ifc in my younger years ;)

[reodk]

@TrollinSeason Go on....

[TrollinSeason]

@reodk blondes with giant titties, common scenario :]

[fixingbraincell]

Fox News is worse than Onion News

[USAF900]

@fixingbraincell And MSNBC is 30 times worse than fox news, you fucking Liberal cunt.

[MohawkMangopit]

Fox beat you to it.

[mauri123g]

What channel is IFC on Comcast? :-/

[dasmysteryman12]

Hey, if ONN is coming to IFC, does that mean the Onion is going to stop making their "news broadcasts" on Youtube???

[DoctorWeeTodd]

I hope the regular cast is going to be there.

And it won't suffer from being on a mainstream network or the longer length.

Short and sweet internet hits that become a full length show or movie usually fail because they try to emulate more mainstream programs. I can see it becoming too much like the Daily Show.

[HoltCalifornia]

IFC on Verizon is part of the movie channels, Channel 395.

[liger411]

What channel is IFC D:

[SuperFlyBonsai]

YAY!

[maddoggro]

someone record that from TV and post it on youtube!!!! THUMBS UPPPP

[carldude99]

What Channel is IFC on dish network and direct tv.

[Branchalite]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell yes

[cubert6136]

Torpey and O'Gorman finally got work on a TV program. It's about time someone noticed them.

[TheMadCheeseGrater]

It ALMOST makes me wish I owned a television. Just "almost", though.

[lordtalon69]

@ZeroBakaSH

Independent film channel right? I'll have to find these clips by alternate means as I don't get that channel or commedy central for that matter. I don't mind finding the shows after they air. I just hope they are allowed the freedom to do as great a comedy on television channels as they were able to do independently on the internet.

We shall see ;b.

[yes4me]

The Onion, where republicans get better facts than Fox News =)

[TheSpiderMind]

LOL, Verizon FIOS better get IFC, whatever that is, or I'm gonna be pissed.

[matheusbrazil08]

WHAT CHANNEL IS IFC!!!!!!??????????????

[283mm]

The only thing funnier than the onion.The people who are going to nearly riot in the streets because of the unfair journalism and unjust opinions not to mention the unfounded claims presented.HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[SuperLink517]

Wtf channel is IFC?

[TheLozon]

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[rpadillav]

The cake is a lie!!!

[MoltenPlastic]

The production value of The Onion is still staggeringly high.

[dillmc7743]

@MoltenPlastic Yes, specially when it's basically a comedy show that people believe it's real.

[rdkool16]

EVERYTHING IS A LIE!!!!!!!

[lnick12]

okay but only as you continue to make videos for youtube. or i else i will CUT YOU

[Mikanismable]

"Since 1896" lol what?

[tanello2]

onion is the best shit ever made!

We had it on tv 2 month ago,and it was so funny and forthright that all the people had a good time of laugh!

Now I really want to hear more of this total idiodic and good thing called~THE ONION NEWS!

[VictimOfBoredom]

The Onion ought to be broadcast 24 hours a day on every news channel in the world.

...for all 8 billion people in all 811 countries. :)

Seriously, it's sad that The Onion has put such good content out over the past years and none of it's actually been televised. The Onion is better than 90% of the garbage on television.

[Macikro]

Why can't they have this on actual television?, this program would be great to watch for 30 minutes.

[Lostmymind1]

@Macikro ........did you not see this clip? The one your commenting on here? The one where the entire video was basically a commercial for their tv debut?

Or did you not realize IFC IS on "actual television"? Well, if you consider cable/satellite to be actual television.

Most do. 

[20324758]

they watch me fap every day?

[ecoomber]

@20324758 Well I'm watching you right now. Kinda small, eh?

[rickardo004]

9 billion viewers??! hahaha.

[QWERTYCommander]

YOU ARE LYYYYIIIING!!!

[bigboy4514]

19 people watch fox news and some how found there way to this video

[regengy]

it worries me how many people will think this is an actual news network ...

oh well :)

[littleman787]

"YOU. ARE. LYYYYIIIING."

[masterdmcx]

lmfao 80% of teh world. that means 4 outa 5 ppl are being watched right now LOL

[AresExodus]

9 billion viewers in 811 countries, with cameras watching 80% of the world.

[Y0ts0]

i heard once that some people belief this is satire. idiots.

[SpicySauce7]

awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[armastama]

I want the all 24-hour Cressbeckler channel!

[rexzoom09]

"Play your cards right here...you could become an insufferable rich asshole!" Gold. Just gold. Bless you Onion. Bless you.

[ryangoods]

I only prefer news without mercy

[PowerfulSplicer]

they better fuckin feature today now on this alleged television thing. I eat that shit up.

[tacozillavs]

finaly people will start watching ifc

[thebigcheesymac]

YOU ARE LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING

LMFAO

[derek817]

Did he say "9 billion viewers"?

[jonfr]

@derek817 Yes, and 811 countries.

[poopdude]

Exciting :D

[lollipopyumness]

"Its the most exciting school shooting in years!" LOL LOL LOL

[Broms94]

Please Youtube, remove the dislike button!

[skylerprophet]

@Broms94 why? if they remove the dislike button you won't be able to see the ratio of people that like/dislike the video and just a meaningless number of likes

[Broms94]

@skylerprophet because if you dislike this, you die

[skylerprophet]

@Broms94 oh i thought you meant on all videos yea the onion doesn't need a dislike button

[TheAwesomeBlossom]

Ahh, So THIS is what Clifford Banes has been up to...

[BurncoatRapscallion]

Carlson and Peters: Chapter 128, Voice Trailers for the Onion

[bubblefunk2]

i hope its followed by the cressbeckler stance!!!!!

[DanieleGiorgino]

This is a bad idea. The retards that actually watch cable tv will believe this satire.

[Kanimationmovies]

9 billion viewers across 811 countries...

Only The Onion.

[Jinxxed0]

what is IFC?

[haygoodb]

But what about the people who can't tell ONN is a joke? Where will we get to see their mindless rantings about how cruel, crass, or innapropriate the reporting is, or how tragic the story is, or how sorry they feel for someone in the story? Half the fun of The Onion is watching those idiots take things to seriously!

[MrWillE24]

@haygoodb since its IFC, they wouldnt go there for news

[spinseffing]

@haygoodb we HOPE they still post on here to watch those idiots.

[bluebeard2]

@haygoodb

What I find scary about ONN is not just how they satirise news, but how they sensationalise things in the same way as regular news.

[TheOnlyMrMoney14]

@haygoodb haha you have 69 thumbs up. 69. :)

[pie189]

@haygoodb wait... the onion is reel those people are just confused

[Voltairsglove]

@haygoodb Ha, look at these 93 idiots who don't know what news is.

[xplosivelilly]

@haygoodb you are lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyinggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggggggggg

[inedibleobject]

Way way way overdue.....

Congratz



[Funaru]

I'm confused now.

[riptidesargh]

FINALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gratz on ur tv deal



[meuass72]

its kind of funny that there is just over 200 countries not 811 :P

[crazyaboutthewoman]

@meuass72 haha i didnt notice that til now!

[monkeylemur]

@meuass72 you obviously forgot iraf and marfur

[aserneseseals]

@meuass72 well, the 9 billion people waching needs a place to live!

[AppleOfTheGrapeVine]

xD omg....

[Nitruix]

I hope this doesn't turn out as bad as the movie did.

[nickmax123]

@Nitruix the movie was HILARIOUS!

[Nitruix]

@nickmax123 It really wasn't. It completely lacked the level of subtlety that makes The Onion so funny.

[teckdeck232]

IFC in Hong Kong= Internation Finace Center so uhhh lol

[prestellad]

January 21 is my birthday. This is a pretty good gift, I guess; but I was hoping for cash.

[lazyperfectionist1]

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[chaseitdown]

I dont know of this is real or fake i hope its real ^_^

[Choo69]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[BigSean1992]

ifc? its a real channel?

[GeneralFabio]

the onion is watching.

almost all 9 billion of us.

[MrVHI123]

@GeneralFabio LOL!!! 9 billion!!!

[BoredGuyWithCamera]

yes, the cressbeckler stance!!!!!

[Spock2]

Finallly, a reason to watch IFC (aside from Monty Phyton)!

[MrBendorandoran]

better that CNN

[anticliche321]

more accurate then fox..

[lazyperfectionist1]

@anticliche321 Not saying much.

[niperwiper]

HOLY SHIT. YES. Even more reason to LOVE IFC!

[Begeru]

Did you get like an entire new cast?

[Jezzzaa]

9 billion viewers...lol :D

[Draxis32]

Where's the Time Warp Satelite? I used to love those series hahaha

[pete275]

TV is lame

[G0G8T0RS]

I LOL'ed when that lady yells like Nancy Grace.

[ElBarto3131]

lmfao 9 billion viewers in 811 countries. XD

[skylerprophet]

"Everything you've been told is a lie, the only truth is here." Priceless.

[WorstCommenter2008]

@skylerprophet They better of had copyrighted that line, only a matter of time some other station gets a hint on it.

[LuiguiLLM]

I need a BlowJob please!!!!!!!!

[StephinRazin]

@LuiguiLLM

Mature.

[LuiguiLLM]

@StephinRazin What you never reseave a women BJ before

Is only $5 american dollars in USA, cheap

[PK1312]

@LuiguiLLM I'm guessing that english isn't your first language, judging by that utter incomprehensible sentence.

[freebrook]

and what is IFC?

[Armagedn12]

@freebrook I'm not exactly sure, but it's the same channel Whitest Kids U Know comes on. I think it stands for Independent Film Channel.

[kitsune720]

YOU ARE LYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING!!!

LOL

Whats IFC? Im not sure what it is, but if Onion is telling the truth, I want it just to watch them. xD

[shagoosty]

@kitsune720 Independent Film Chanel. Ironically they don't only show independent films.

[schfiftyfivehundydoo]

haha yes fuck yeah

[SurayuhxSunshinex3]

i want ifc now more than ever.

[aznxkigga]

I'm gonna end up watching ONN way more than real news!

[fujilives]

Heres hoping for availability on netflix

[davishev]

Wow... there's a new, hilarious fake-news network in town. Looks like Fox News has met its match!

[Deadmansparty2002]

Sounds like it'll be awesome! :)

[skatfree]

January 21 is my birthday, and this is the best birthday present ever.

[100PercentTHCfilms]

IFC = independent film channel and they will mostlikely continue to post videos on youtube and do stuff on ifc

[metallica4lief]

9 billion viewers? There is alien life!

[KillaCam96]

lmao at 811 countries