Pizzle

[FallOutBoy1201]

Lmfaooo you're hilarious!

[MooshoePork2]

"Quite! Quite!" "Birds, screwing up my video!" "im gonna go over there and thow a rock at him" BAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD BAHAHAHAH

[briebabe333]

for all you dummys out there. pizzel is a name for a bull penis. prolly not the pizzel nalts is going for but whatever.

[regularguy5mb]

Why do maniacal laughs always lead to coughing fits? How do proper villains do it?

[akmediascope]

The voice quality of maniacal villians has one of two qualities; high--(Danny Devito) or low pitch (Vincent Price). The Maniacal laugh does not come from the throat it comes from the diaphram-- yes, the diaphram. Now sit up straight . . . reach way down deep inside your gut and think about something wonderfully horrible you did and spill it out your eyeballs in a big HA HA HA! Yes-- thats right. Now relax and enjoy the sweet, evil pleasure.

[BDonElitist]

where'd u get pizzle from? cuz that's what i call ipods!! xD

[projectink]

your coffee cuplooks like tide togo logo

[fehquig]

Isn't that a bull's wee-wee?

[akmediascope]

HE's so cute! And I like the garden hose. But I am boycotting NAlts until he stops recording while driving making our roads unsafe. Is the girl Chris Crocker? DOn't throw rocks at birds. They are busy doing their bird thing.

[goose1977]

actually, he uses a greenscreen... i hate to post ads but he made a video explaining how he does it

w a t c h ? v = p q O 0 0 S 2 1 l D w

[akmediascope]

Oh! green Screen-- thank you ! It used to be blue screen with the old Invisible Man movies; now it is green screen, a better color for the process. I will enjoy learning about this

[goose1977]

no problem, anything to get a guy to keep watching nalts!

[akmediascope]

WEll I am a girl-- an old girl but that's okay. I love film. And I especially love The Retardid Policeman by Nalts. I would like to see more of the wonderful actor that plays the Retardid Policeman.

[goose1977]

oh sorry :)

and i love his short shorts towards the end of the RT episode w/him haha

[meggiemeg86]

The end was funny as hell!

[yootoobster07]

nice paper.. erm.. the ink bled through LOL

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Who's your uke player?

[goose1977]

jawharp1992

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

Ahhhhhh! Well, that 'splains it then.

[adonnellyom]

pizzle is an old english term for uh, penis! eeww!

[uTubegangsters]

it's in the description. or you could just check out our channel because we won anyways. lol

[gleegirloz]

Careful that cough is starting to sound very much like Keith Richards! Btw (honestly) went to get x ray results apre Nalts video, diagnosis: minor pnuemonia...I know it was your fault!:)

[yurushii]

Look at my OJ Simpson video of his life. You will enjoy it if you have an open mind.

[xxdrbangbangxx]

Earl thats the father of spencer? lol

[mekramer72]

I missed when you had the contest! Did you advertise it one of your videos? I'm so mad! LOL! I annoy people on a daily basis with my cell phone (happnened today at the bank...again).....I would have loved to enter a video for it!

[Hoboscouts]

NAGGER

[biblegirl7]

OMG! Is it cold there already? Your breath created steam! It's still 90 degrees here.

[Juggafreeze]

SQUEEEE

Bird.. lol.

[ViolentDarkKnight]

You infected me...now I'm sick....lol....jk...that wasn't your fault.

[Logan5312]

Nutcheese all the way.

[TXStateBobcats]

LOL @ the paper you were reading!!!!

[mouwghe]

omg wtf im sick omg wtf wow omg wtf holy poop. i was wondering how that happened :O

[MyPinkElephants]

INFECTION! :)

[saawheat1]

PPL KEEP VOTEING !

[19jojo93]

WTF!?!?

[indycat47]

You notice I didn't comment on the crying video specifically, & I didn't rate it. Ahem. hehehe

[DarkKrull]

Mikey was about you, you are a cam whore. You must make big bucks on YouTube. Talk about no life. e*begger.

[kouinetsu]

WOOO, Go NALTZ! Ive got you put up on our Ventrilo with the link to vote for you. HOPE YOU WIN!

[hanqoo]

Hello，your video is very impressive.

[NutCheese]

Nalts sucks!

Vote for NutCheese!

[behlat]

I VOTED FOR YOU!!! cuhz i love you fromt the heart of my bottom!! @_@

[666FREETREVOR666]

Nalts EXPOSED! By Trevor Rieger

Comment on this video if you think Nalts is cheating

By Trevor Rieger FREE TREVOR!

watch?v=fT-gv6Xv-SY

[stephenetienne]

One of your best.

[hawks679]

ahaha nalts nd the damn bird bahahah i am gunna throw a rock at it...lmao in my english class a bird got fucking stuck in the AC thing it was like ew

[geoshelewis]

Car Phones are better for contests

[geoshelewis]

Chris Crocker fuckin sux

[amhebbel]

More edbassmaster!!!!!!!!!

[OliveMonkeys]

no i want edited videos and by the way nalts you are a funny guy.

[vamp666babe]

Ahhh riteo, I thought that you had to go outside with an annoying ring tone, but no one was doing it so I thought it was wrong.

Earl without a face mask on... wow.

[YbHpotential]

nalts rules

[ibit505]

Danget i had a ring tone of someone yelling DUCK DUCK! and i didn't post a video.

[OceanusProcellarum]

Only thing funnier than a nalts video is the comments he leaves... Dude you are in rare form tonight. I was cracking up!!!

Im gonna try and vote a few more times once I figure out how to clear my cookies. EWW is gross and it will suck if he wins! I'd rather look at Earl.

[C0C0ACHIP]

zipsters in the lead and ur like 2

[bohogirl1]

your cough sounds much better.

[XxXTaylorLaineXxX]

Isn't Pizzle a bull penis?...

[Rikou909]

Yes.

[Buster2006Production]

Die Nalts Die

Lol

[lilfixit1]

I tried voting for you, but EWW is being evil and stealing votes...evil...

GO NALTS!

I actually did have a cold about two weeks ago. It's gone now.

[Naltsohaulic]

I'm just going to go out on a limb and guess that David Lynch isn't one of your favorite filmmakers. Do you have any favorite filmmakers Nalty?

[connorissocoollike]

Earls not a hobo! lol he looked nice

[AdmiringAfar]

who doesn't want to throw rocks at birds... i hope you get better nalts... you shouldn't be sick and doing videos... my computer can catch your virus... get it! *crickets chirping*... sorry, i'll leave the jokes to you nalts... i hope you win!!!

just a fan,

-JbL

[1ynnc]

Love the tweed!!!

[Botheparrot]

We birds know how to get you humans back. You annoy us with your cell phones then threaten us with rock throwing.

We can bomb you, you know.

[S14DGENER8]

link isnt working

[zipdoodah]

Pizzle is the wrong title for this video. A better name would have been shar-pei puppies.

[akc211]

Even though I didn't do any video I did send some pretty cool ringtones!!! 8) Everybody who sent in a response did a good job!!!

[jdwoody76]

i voted last night and it automatically gave all votes to evil willy wonka

[MabusPwns]

The drupal service you guys are using for the site (php/portal) isn't working, and now the site wont work. Who's maintaining it?

[jimmyeatskids]

thats a blue jay

[LilSkttles87]

umm the link to the youtubianparty dosnt work...  :-(

[treemonster123]

omg...nalts used to be THE youtuber.....haha i love how things have changed and now like he gets like 2000 views after a day...while some people (ie. happyslip, whatthebuck, lisanova, itschriscrocker) get like 2000 after like 1 hour lol

just admit that u are not famous anymore nalts

im sorry

[jzygula]

I don't think you can spread germs over the internet.

*cough

o, shoot!

[Garrison628]

The link to the "Vote" is DOA...

[absofsteal89]

hahah, i laughed at the last phone call. but you didnt get me sick. im like 3000 miles from you. =D

[islandGAL7]

: )

[TravisZeckert]

Good, more Edbassmaster, Nalts you rule.

[DHLRULES]

i have that phone

[sarrycrey]

Earl cleans up nice!

VOTE FOR NALTS!

[Garrison628]

NO!! Vote for me! ....Lol..

Who am i foolin'? I couldn't even win Mayor...lol.

[MayaAllalie]

is evil willie wonka related to george bush?

[Thomaz90210]

Pizzle the hizzle!!

[frankiej514]

what the hell nalts, i voted for you but it went to evil wonka

[MayaAllalie]

i voted for zipster and it went to evil wonka. i guess the presidential election for the youtubian party is just like the last two presidential elections.

[StupidHatPro]

You have the same house phone as me.

[phallinangel]

Muffin Top? hehe And who IS the 'fit specialist' for the Playtex muffin top?

[aterimperator]

i voted for you and evil wonka got it...

[aterimperator]

Or so he claims...

[snoopa92]

heyyy my friends call me pizzle!

[FerociousFox]

I officially need a new video editing studio after seeing this.

[Strophanthus]

You can't infect the infection mr. nalts.

[ebayfan414]

Ahaha that bird was hilarious! Funniest part of the video! Made me lol

[dhawg75]

re: i know what you people are after,

stick to what you do best!

[1alex1pccom]

I voted for Nalts but it said I had casted my vote for EvilWillyWonka. I'm positive I voted for Nalts too.

[Mister22MR2]

Same here. Voted for Nalts but it said Evil Willy Wonka, oh and it called me an EMO Loser too....

[acousticnathalie]

OMG IT'S ME IN THE VIDEO STILL :D

i'm so happy im in a nalts video lmao.

[jmts25]

Your the best Nalts!

[anyafina]

your poor wife.

[anyafina]

i predict in two to three years you will have your own television show on a nationally syndicated channel. because, you rock.

=)

[nalts]

Ahhhhh TV. The sweet insolation from haters.

[musicfan1215]

wow, really? So what happens to all the emails and the snail mail?

[stikchick2]

Ha, don't worry nalt's i'll vote for you. :)

[GaySonOfNalts]

Vote for nalts or suffer the wrath of his (delusional) gay son!

[Sinny42089]

Nalts, why do you want us to say bull penis so much?

[nalts]

Well I don't think it always have to be a bull.

[letslovetheworld]

I tried voting, but it called me a emo loser ;l when sent my vote to evil willie. HE IS SO EVIL ;o

[MuggleSam]

Good luck Mr. President.

[nalts]

Mrs. President. I'll be wearing a dress if I really want to win this.

[ErikMitch]

Better shave if want to win...lol

[jawharp1992]

cool song!

[musicfan1215]

Hey nalts, it's a conspiracy from evilwillywonka. He's stealing your cotes. I just tried to vote for you on the website...

[EvilWillieWonka]

a vote for nalts is a wasted vote, its like voting for AL Gore better go back and vote for me and make your vote count!

[nalts]

I'm telling YT to delete your account.

[anyafina]

what!? whose!? do you need an e-bodyguard, i would be more than honored to help you out?

=)

[calo54]

somebody stole my cote once, and I said, "hey...do you want my other one?"

[lpvids]

lol!

[musicfan1215]

hey, give me a break, I've had two hours of sleep and a ton of school work. It was a small typo. But yes, I thought it was funny...

[SilverStarFilms]

Poor Nutcheese... 53 votes.

Btw the votes are registering. The message is just designed to piss us off. Never did like that Evil Willy Wonka dude. Reminds me a bit of Evel Dick on BB8. ;)

[EvilWillieWonka]

Screw you you emo fag, you cant tell a good politician from an emo one. maybe if you stop crying all the time, you'd get it. I am the Great and Powerful evil Willie Wonka and your account is cancelled!

[nalts]

I'm so getting your account blocked.

[naughtynalts]

So...where are all the "of nalts" peeps & "NAPPY" folks when you need 'em now? If they would show their support for you - and vote for you, you'd win this thing hands down.

[nalts]

Apparentlty they were all sock puppet accounts of mine.

[robertpina99]

I was infected, and I approved this video.

[JeSsEgILdIrT]

Hey nalts. so do I win a t-shirt. how do I tell you witch one.

[JeSsEgILdIrT]

Oh and its pronounced JESSE GIL DIRT. lol.

[nalts]

Oh shoot- I picked three winners and three shout-outs and yet my video promised a shirt to "the" winner. So now what? I can't afford to give 6 of 'em away.

[anyafina]

make your kids draw them a shirt on a piece of paper - that still constitutes as a shirt, they just cannot wear it.

[JeSsEgILdIrT]

You could give the three top three the shirt. Just not the shout outs.

[East555]

Your comming back in the youtubian president race

[mamamialove]

I voted for you but they said it went to some other name...How sad...corruption even in the earliest flowering stages of greatness.

[OceanusProcellarum]

Hey I voted for you twice!!!!

Don't mess with edbassmaster..he rocks!

[mamamialove]

Oh no...the birds...the birds...run...run...

[liz1060]

I voted for you Nalts and it said I voted for EWW. I don't really mind that so much but it said I was an EMO loser. I don't mind the loser thing, that's pretty much public record but I am not now nor have I ever been emo. AND when I tried to leave a message about this, it refused my password and wouldn't let me in. I'm so glad the YouTubian Party is using the tried and true American politcal strategies and not getting all flaky with a bunch of new ideas.

[tangy1212]

The YouTubian vote called me an emo loser =(

[gibbo1988]

earl smartend up

[thepianolover4ever]

you know why u are losing? this is not to be mean or anything. the truth is that you havent been entertaining lately. well, this is wat i think. i dont know about you guys.

[nalts]

But.. I cried yesterday.

[canucktunes]

Bluejays are quite noisy - But I like them anyway. A pile of sunflower seeds far from where you were filming would have kept them relatively busy and quiet.

[ErikMitch]

No Nalts...Earl is your ticket!

[charlambe]

I agree..

[Vluppey]

nice music :)

[GaySonOfNalts]

There are so many things I want to say about this particular video! Clever job with the whole "pizzle" thing, you look snazzy, I have birds that chirp nonstop like that outside of my bedroom window.

Um.. thats about it... bye Nalts!

[BrotherofNalts]

I voted for Evil Willie Wonka, and it said I voted for you. What's up wit dat?

[OceanusProcellarum]

That's funny because I voted for Nalts and it called me an Emo loser and said I voted for Evil Willie!!

[Podcasting101]

OceanusProcellarum, DAM it that EWW guy has infected my server again!!!

[nalts]

I knew this whole thing reeked.

[slorge]

no...more....Earl?.....

NOOOOOOOOOO000000000000ooooooo­oooo.........

[twin11217]

i voted for u and it said i voted for evil willie......wat the hell is wrong with that

[ritz517records]

great vid nalts...as always

[Fishslime1]

guess the kids are in school-poor little no wages children-children making sneakers and soccer balls have it great-had to call on grown ups and still dis them-I really screwed up when I didn't vote for you-maybe in four years(the next election), I'll get it right

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

Arnold keeps VETOing the Will of the People in California HE IS THE WORST GOVENOR EVER in California and we had that FUCKHEAD RONALD REAGAN so if you and he have a lot in common then I hope your ass is beat down good! ciao Reynaldo from San Francisco Baby!

[nalts]

Please judge them on their acting abilities. That's where they started. Hey- maybe I can cross over to a two-bit internet ass to a politician?

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

You are still one funny fuck!

[madz1207]

Yesss you infected me

[Mernie9]

You dropped Earl? That's it! Zipster's getting my vote now!

[LorreesWorld]

You know, I tried to vote but it said I voted for Evil Willy Wonka? WTF

[amandal615]

Me too!!!

[LorreesWorld]

I smell fix!

[mcelectricchair]

nalts, i would like to vote for you, but how are you going to improve the youtube lives of masked rappers/criminals?

[samrocksmyshire]

oh, it looks like you're feeling better.

[randomprodinc]

so utubegangsters 1st us 2nd ect? you didnt mention i dont think :P

[randomprodinc]

Thanks Nalts, ILU XD :P

[Furnifur]

I love that you are singlehandedly helping make Nalts #1. That is just too funny to me. Good job, are you going to make him bigger than Renetto?

[nalts]

Why make alias hater accounts to drive views when someone else does it for you? ;)

[macfixed]

Hey, I just voted for Evil Willy Wonka just to cancel your vote for Nalts.

[nalts]

You ended a sentence with a preposition.

[nalts]

Molested by nalts called. He wants his insults back.

[freelifegeek]

plz subscribe to me i subscribed to u

[charlambe]

Go Earl, Go Earl It's Your Birthday.. Oh yeah.. We love Earl. :D

[freddie7456]

yeah im the first comment within a minute fo the last one!

[19jojo93]

why sending so many messages i have to refrech every 3 seconds lol

[nalts]

Bored out of my mind

[Podcasting101]

Kevin, your life is a out of body experience... ROFL love the die nalts die letter!!! and the ending too maybe you need to take up smoking.

see ya in a couple of days

Creepy Paul

[nalts]

I like to think I was born that way.

[Furnifur]

Are you the middle child? Maybe you have middle child syndrome?

[Furnifur]

Why was I given a negative comment? I don't makenegative comments. I hate this stupid thumbs thing. OK, that was a negative comment but whatever.

[OceanusProcellarum]

I would bet money he is a middle child........

[LaCeYsBacK72280]

and why is that Im a middle child hahahaa

[BellaBKNY]

the song in this video is my favorite nalts song hehe

[19jojo93]

ahaha

[19jojo93]

my favourite youtubers are nalts and boobtubious xD

[19jojo93]

i voted nalts

It looks cold there.. is it already cold? I live in the desert, so i never see cold till santa clause comes and poors his icee on us.