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  • name of the song around 7 11?

  • *mean bark!* >:O now your all scared to thumbs me down

  • 4:17 spider man?

  • i jus love her scream...

  • I think that girl is pretty. People think it's strange but I actually like the simple type.

  • what the hell were Donut's last words??? LOL

  • @r3i123 WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO.

    that's it. it's a parody of some movie.

  • anyone know tat gurl name

    

  • @yang475sac Huang Sheng Yi from Shanghai China.

  • and that children, is why you dont use grease in your hair lol, awesome movie

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  • :D she cute

  • thats how you smoke a cig

  • someone ate donut

  • what's the song starting @ 6:50? anyone know?

  • @asiansta the music is " zhi yao wei ni huo yi tian" "只要为你活一天",it's a very old Chinese song, but you can find it on Youtube

  • @caohonglei thanks alot, most appreciated! even though i'm not chinese i still very much like the music!

  • OMFG the back seat scene is hilarious! Everything was perfect,Im practically In tears jus from theyre expressions once they realize theyre in the car with them,lmmfao And tothink i jus came across this movie

  • i never heard a man in the english-speaking world speaking 'to do' with such a strong accent on 'to'. its kinda interesting to read the argument here.

  • Um, why does Donut speak English? Before, he said "Thank You" to Landlord in English, here he says "What are you prepared to do!?". Odd.

  • @fgonzales2001 "We can't understand what you're saying"

  • @fgonzales2001 I think it's an homage to The Untouchables. It's certainly a famous quote from it.

  • @fgonzales2001 To be a gentleman

  • this movie seems pretty much pro to predestination: no matter how hard he tried to be bad, he was destined to be a good guy and he fulfill his destiny to become the good guy after all.

  • this movie seems pretty much pro to predestination: no matter how hard he tried to be bad, he was destined to be a good guy and he fulfill his destiny to become the good guy after al

  • The mute girl is so beautiful..the fact tht she's mute in d movie even makes her more beautiful nd innocent:)

  • No killing, no arson, no robberies, NO RAPES! All because of you.

  • bad

  • I feel sooo bad for the bigger guy D: D: D: </3

  • Go home raise pigs. lol.. That's like the best quote in the world..

  • 9:33 he dances funny!!!!! ^^

  • (:31 Cute couple LOL!!! <3

  • 1:17 Best part

  • Panic+KungFuMasters+Cigarette+­Lighter+Alcohol = Burning Hair ..

  • 4:24 WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED? TO DO???

  • DONUT:"what are you prepare to do",it is Sean Connery‘s last words in movie The Untouchables which inspire Kevin Costner revenge for his death.

  • The girl in the video that sells ice cream is cute , how sad that stephen chow robbed him.. :(( thumbs up if u feel that too.

  • Gold farmer L0l

  • lol i love how they randomly appear in the car haha

  • dude I don't even know what he said o_o

  • @daamright "What..are you..Prepared..to do?!" lol thats what he said in english

  • whats the song where he meets the girl..

  • 1:18 bruce lee reference

  • lmfao, he tells him to go raise pigs and he still stands there and gives him a drink and runs away LOL

  • "go home and raise pigs" loooll soooooooo fanny

  • @ 5:13 mad puppy face attack!!!!

  • 1:20

    bruce lee style signing, return of the dragon

  • STOP, DROP, ROLE --- STOP, DROP, ROLL!!!

  • Fat guy: Defense 0% attack 0%, Uses Water bottle! 100% of Defence! LOL 8:53

  • This movie is Japanese or Chinese?

  • @Andersonkchacal Chinese Hong Kong.

  • @oneviwatara Thanks

  • what did donut say again? ._.

  • @yryi He says 'what are you prepared to do?' it's an Untouchables reference.

  • @dunneh XD oh ok >w<

  • @yryi he says what are you preparing to do?

  • oh fuck the landlady just owned the string guys. or whatever they are.LOL

  • I wonder how old is that candy..

  • That girl with the lollipop is pretty. :D

  • I will never let that rent lady take a drag off my cigarette.

  • i just love the landlady.. such a wonderful actress.. love her face expression...

  • i love the reference to the move Untouchables here when Donut says 'what are you prepared to do' in english!..and they're like 'we can't understand you!!' Perfect humor! this is my favorite movie of all time.

  • 6:37 XD

  • this part was so sad yet so funny when he kept trying to kick his brother................or friend?

  • @JohnnyWong1214 They're friends, in China, there's always been a tradition in which you call your especially good friends brothers/sisters

  • I love the bus scene where he ask the fat guy to help and end up both getting beat up....

  • scene starting 4:46 almost made sh@t my pants, haha

  • What Donut says when he dies is "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?"

  • It's funny he try to die like spiderman's uncle...

  • Lol the lions roar! destroys everything, even your cigarette

  • hail the landlady hahaha

  • i love this part

  • THAT GIRL IS IN THE PATENE ADVERT!!!!

  • FUNNIEST MUVIE LOLZ

  • the thing the landlady did to the axe boss was the same thing bruce lee did in the wa of the dragon

  • All these mystical kung fu techniques are so ridiculous, but done SO well you can't help but be convinced by them.

  • @HorrorFrogPrincess some are just urban myths, but pretty real

  • at 4:24 donut says 'what are you prepared to do' in case you didnt know

  • @rokarik its a reference to the untouchables, another great movie. but not chinese.

  • @rokarik even in death, stephen show makes it funny

  • that girl is so beautiful...mute or not i would fall for an asian girl like that :)

  • Haha, some of Donut's dying words came from Spiderman 1. (where the protagonist's uncle says the same thing)

  • i can't believe hung gar master chiu chi ling(Donut) is in here how fucking badass for him to be in a movie!

  • @SoloxWalkaz I'm impressed that you actually know who he is :D

  • @nv88 lol dooode im even impress that you know what im talking about lol im a big fan of all this shit!

  • @SoloxWalkaz Well I've never had any talent for hung gar but a friend of mine is quite good. I study shotokan and arnis but I respect all styles and I love studying them all to grow as a martial artist 

  • @nv88 shotokan karate and arnis? looks like your more of the moderate street fighting martial kinda thing thats cool im studying kung fu AND wing chun but my direction is more towards kung fu i wanna study the traditional martial arts

  • @SoloxWalkaz well i'm a Filipino so that description isn't entirely inaccurate. I'm guessing by traditional you mean arts that have been around for more than 200 years (which is understandable). Although let's be honest Kung Fu and Wing Chun could also be considered the style of a Street Fighter ;) After all whether or not someone becomes a Street Fighter has really nothing to do with the art but the way they choose to use it

  • @nv88 EXACTLY!!! but i understand and see the difference between modern tactical martial art compared with Traditional Martial ART you see how i emphasized on the art because its like ART but i cant really explain the difference its hard for me but yes your the way you choose it to be but my class im lucky that it teaches traditional stuff with the art and everything but doesnt mean im gonna blank out on a real street fight situation i train that at home ;]

  • @SoloxWalkaz you sound like you'd make for a good sparring partner

  • @nv88 YES i would

    i would love to explore some techniques with you :]

  • lol go home and raise pig..

  • Lol his name is Donut. :P

  • fire in the car!

  • The Music while they were in the car at 2:00 had me dying

  • 9:25 Wait a minute. He left his jacket behind! In 9:28 He suddenly has it again! xD

  • Love the Bruce Lee reference in the car.

  • :47 to 2:29 best part of this whole F-in' movie! I have to pause every time so I don't miss anything! FUNNY! No, HILARIOUS!

  • whats the song

    that starts at around

    7:00

  • @ownagebutter

    國語老歌 只要為你活一天

  • SPIDERMAN REFERENCE!

  • HAHAHAHHA 'WHAT ARE YOU, PLANNING, TO DO!!'

  • 4:54 ROFLLLLLLLLLLL *SOM SOM SOM SOM SOM SSSSSSSS* *slap*

    你都該說中文la ROFL

    the bus scene was fuckin hilarious

  • ohhh what is the music at the bar scene at the end?

  • This scene makes a very convincing argument in favor of subtitles. Dubs are a disgrace. Acting is done by actors, not voice over people; Though I can think a of a few dubs that are just dandy. Subs should be the norm. No Terminator in German. No Seven Samurai in Spanish. No 8 1/2 in Russian. And no Kung Fu Hustle in English. -Should be a law...

  • @ericberner Good one...Subtitles only right. Cuz it makes more sense...it sucks when they're Chinese & the whole movie is taking place in the 1600s or whatever & they're speaking English...it's better to just have subtitles but leave the language the same. I agree, there should be a law about that! ^_^

  • @ononiap i second to that! i don't know mandarin nor cantonese but i know both were used in this movie, i actually enjoy and feel the movie more, with the audio on, watching the movie while reading the sub. i tried watching with the mute mode on - it was too damn boring!!

  • @mariam8672 Lol. Yup! & thanks. Sometimes things should be left as they naturally are. Hehehe the best things that are natural are just perfect enough.

  • @ericberner

    But....the English dub is funny. Haha.

  • @ericberner couldn't agree more

  • @ericberner if only if only lol

  • @ericberner True, even though i cant speak chinese i still prefer english sub not dub

  • @ericberner dbz in english? agreee!

  • @ericberner What about dubbing into different dialects? 'cause when I saw this movie in Nanjing, it was dubbed into Mandarin

  • @mifdsam it seems to me that, unless it's Zhi Hua Dong's own voice and acting it's not kosher.

  • @ericberner and you´ll also learn a thing or two about another language

  • i love the part where the axe gang's boss hair on fire lol

  • I liked how this movie could make you cry and laugh at the same time :'D

  • such a beautiful movie...i could watch it a million times.

  • i thought when dat guy said " I thought the lions roar was a myth" I expected da fat woman to say "Myth, My Ass" LOL dat would be funny

  • @BrightTigerSpirit

    are the "T" and "H" keys on your computer infested with acidic beetles or something?

  • @Nerra36 no its jus easier to use the letter D

  • hahahahhahahha!!! go home and raise pigs!!!!

  • The biggest things may seem like the smallest things after a while, then it will make you mindless like how it did to him before the Axe Gang took him to the Casino. It happens to everyone, even the smartest people.

  • aw... the translation's a little funky... but when donut's dying and his words are incomprehensible, the landlord actually tells him to speak chinese again because they don't understand what he's saying

  • "Go home and raise pigs!" LoL...

  • This is so awesome adventure comedy :) light, funny and so well done XD

  • Donut is saying with great power comes great responsibility, that is a spoof of Spider Man scene ( what uncle Ben said) , and his las words were actually in English, WHAT ARE YOU , PLANNING.....TO DOOOO!

  • 2:02 reminds me of michael jackson. haa good times:)

  • To tell y the truth, the girl scene kind of made me cry...

  • Lmao, I love the car scene, he was like shaking his head out of fear.

  • This movie has so many Buddhist references and philosophy.

    If you are a Buddhist, then you will understand what and how the beggar got his Kung Fu power.

    Anyone agree?

  • HAHAHA They just randomly get in the car

  • have anyone see the hmong vesion.....

    it hella funny

  • @vang91sickness i did..

  • Man, that lollipop must taste NASTY now.

  • how did they get on to the car?

  • omg im in stitches lmao

  • DONUT!

  • mmm Anyone knows the name of the song from minute 6:55 on.. pls respond

    thanks

    GREAT MOVIE!

  • @bestraft7 : Zhi yao wei ni huo yi tian ..... Search in youtube, you mayfind the original song too..

  • @aahan1 dude thanks a lot !!!

    its a good song

  • @bestraft7 : my pleasure ... ... though I don't understand chinese but still, u kno music has know language ... :-)

  • He was in the car CRYING when they drove away....I thought that was the funniest part until his hair caught on fire! ~LMFAO~

  • nice movie

  • i love the car scene when they leave the fight

  • hahaha !!! gruuuu... awwwww !!!

  • these are teh same guys from shaolin soccer.

  • 5:13

    Steven: "Help me." Tubby: Grrr *bark*

  • i'll be damn lucky if the mute girl is my wife !!

  • @FeFeTlOrD um..it is not right to call girl a mute. It actually known as deaf.

  • the music for the movie is just awesome

  • WHAT ARRRH YOOU PREPAAAARED TO DOOOOO?!

    Donut... we cant understand you....

    *Dies*

    DONUT!!!

  • the car scene is something else

  • really really awesome funny and fight scenes

  • some some some some some some some sssssssssssssssss

  • What's the name of the tune @ 9:22? Really like it...Thx if anyone knows

  • owned by the four eyes wif gold frames

  • hilarious!!!

  • in 2:06 what was it

  • i like the part of the music in 7:06

  • I love the music especially 7:30 on down...

  • zom zom zom zom SSSS!!! LOL!!

  • lmao

  • LOL at the car scene.

  • the fire in the car was hilarious! :D

  • Donut: "WHAT ARWE YOU...PREPARED...TO DO!!!"

  • @bboybarbie gotta say this is by far one of the best Connery impressions ive heard in a long time.

  • even in a sad moment stephen chow managed to slip some comedy through lol

  • I've never seen a comedy movie that can make me cry ..

  • dumb ppl flag part 6..=(.. can u re-upload it..?..

  • LOLL . xD

    0:47-2:26 .

  • whats the song at 6:50

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