Louis CK - Girls vs Women

[ModeLTU]

I like his style

[Krasnodarka]

My first vid with Louis - OMG! The guy is f*cking hilarious!!! I'm gonna watch more!... :)))

[jazzavantgarde]

He's definitely not familiar with the whole MILF concept...

[TheRevolutionary465]

genius

[InsanicManiac]

Your not a woman until 'people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams' fucking lol

[TheLast2nd]

@InsanicManiac Fuckin genius xDD

[JayPivot]

Watch my video of Louis CK

[immortalshadow666]

Hilarious, and true... and he gets an extra point for not saying "a whole nother"

[ginopunsalan]

Fuck with their bras on ha ha ha. I can relate to that.

[debbaOfTheFlanders]

dudes it is comedy dont start a fight over a comedians work just silly

[lorenzooviedo]

They fuck with there braw on, its a hole other thing!.... Thats a heads up for me.

[eldorado61guy]

Top Two comments praise his vulgarity. I guess that will never reach its saturation point. Sad.

[GuruMarv]

@eldorado61guy Fuck you.

[eldorado61guy]

@GuruMarv Peace and love and thanks for helping my point.

[medicocobersan]

Buenísimo. Muy bueno

[predatorlongspear]

Hey NEMESIS1999 im Mexican. Buddy everyone uses something bad like you for example use Bloody too much. All the time bloody cops, bloody this bloody that.

[danielkeenan1984]

nemeisis what a gimp

[shuckslbj]

I cracked up when he shivered with the mic - "it's gonna be great in there!"

[saucyfag]

I love how the last frame shows him with the saddest face, sad to the point of tears.

[shukaduk]

Who the Fuck cares. As long as u get the fucking point across. Ass

[NEMESIS1999]

In my opinion americans should learn to insert and use more eufemisms in their vocabulary.Less cinical words and expresions, less censored terms and high concentration of complex terminology inside their ocabolary.

It always surprised me that the modern americans use words such as ''ass'', ''fuck'', ''fuck you'' and ''asshole'' like 33 times in the same sentence.And while i was learning english in the age of 8 i wanted to watch TCM because classic movies were linguistically richer.

[urrejhipokritet]

@NEMESIS1999 People don't talk into essay form in life, you want linguistically rich language? Go read a book.

[WastedPo]

@urrejhipokritet, Maybe our world would be better if people were more thoughtful and creative in their words and interactions. It's pretty dull when everyone use the same limited vocabularies and have the same simplistic thoughts.

Complex and well-prepared meals don't occur in nature or "real life" either unless people make the effort to create them. Do you get angry when you see people who go through the effort to eat things other than roots and berries? The world is what you make of it.

[urrejhipokritet]

@WastedPo The whole point of Louis C.K is to be a comedian, comedy is only effective when creating a clear picture of a situation in someone's head. Complex language might be effective in coveying deep and philosphical thoughts, but it won't provoke the part of your brain that controls laughter.

[beseriousplease]

@NEMESIS1999 - I'm imagining you writing this comment Vivaldi plays in the background, meanwhile your wife is out fucking the pool guy.

[VinceBroo]

@NEMESIS1999 12 year olds on the internet. Proof.

[CaliCal68]

@NEMESIS1999 replace it with? and see if it's funny...prob not

[TF549]

The like/dislike ratio is insane!

[123cielocielocielo]

Godhatesfatpeople ????????

[KNUKLEBOY]

haha love the last part about "they fuck with their bras on" i banged an older chick a couple weeks ago and she wanted to keep her bra on haha never had that happen before i guess it happens with age.

[flarekary]

@Bustersword910

It isn't surprising since youtubes main demographics is filled with immature boys (and girls). This goes all the way to the college level by the way. yep... sucks.

[Wharwulif]

Women=a girl who saw the truth of everything,and does not look for fishit,only seeks to live her life well with either someone or alone,and does not seek for any stupid party of clothing,women tend to stick with who they are,they got no time for crap and they are not going to throw something good away for no reason.

Girl=Mindless crap that has no idea whata heck is she going to do with herself,so her mind changes every second,she can't be loyal to anyone and you can't trust her.

Farting humans..

[VinceBroo]

Youtube; where the top two comments are always the same thing.

[iLoveEatingPie]

Not like we want to see the saggy tits of women gone wild anyways.

[kdemon17]

Lol

[humormeman]

/watch?v=MmBli8YjV_I&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[easydata]

"When women go wild, they kill men."

[KDH321111111111]

cool comic at DEREKD2112 too

[Pyrus335]

I was laughing so fucking hard! But then at the end when he said they fuck with their bras on.......straight poker face there...no laughing.....at all............I think I might shoot myself.

[humps9000]

@desertsonata They stepped on their own dreams without having kids. How sad.

[zerosyc]

They fuck with their bras on.

[1974Qball]

My wife has chewed up nipples guess i'm a man yay!!!

[mcgenetics]

Amazing comedian. This guys got a gift. He is about to reach legend status. Within 10 years, this guy will be looked at like Prior, or Carlin. I just wish he had more confidence. He's got this whole George Kostanza thing going. "I'm middle aged and balding.. hot girls laugh at me when I ask them if they'd ever have sex with me... The sooner he starts acting like a legend, the sooner people will start treating him like one!

[claustrophobicbeast]

@mcgenetics i actually disagree i feel that a huge part of his charm is his George Costanza like Quality. Insecure Asshole :D

[jspin1103]

Cocksucking Koodo commercials.

[krispeex3]

ROFL "they fuck with their bras on, it's a whole other thing.." hahaha

[pimpbranmuffin]

The wild women. The rippin and the tearin

[D3admaus]

I do wanna fuck ya but you won't fuck me so FUCK YOU anyway!

[yazerazo]

you're a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams....hahhahaha

[WesternBache]

I cried... I laughed SO HARD I cried. I love his expressions!

0:52. OMG

"It's gonna be great in there!"

[erikaellen09]

bummmmmer, i wish he'd like 22 year old women.

[mandunya]

He wont wanna fuck you, he'll jerk off to you but he wont fuck you. Fuck it he wants to fuck, you but you wont fuck him, so fuck you anyway.

[anderzz85]

This LASofia person is full of shit. 'Great bit!

[azuremily]

dude. he's so hot.. and yet.. not really. o_O what is this madness.

[tastethemercury]

@azuremily I think you can be forgiven. If this were a (god forbid) Carlos Mencia standup routine we'd have you committed to an asylum.

[LorenLovesGreen]

1:09 - Only ginger I would ever fuck!!!!

[gideongirl3]

Sure

[fulton8or]

81 people are 22 year old girls

[xPulse582]

GENIUS lol

[SkellionPowalskiz]

Girls are cute and nice, women beat me up.

[penguinworm]

I'm also a 22 year old female, and I LOVE THIS BIT. It's so true (when speaking in gross generalizations).

[brocinfestweasls]

I own The Wild Women of Wongo, and they're very responsible on the baby drowning front. Though one does try to kill an alligator/god.

[AmyPhetamine]

"When you become a woman is when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams" #quote

[johnhidy]

If your looking for a girl thats not a whore... stop looking

[customcartoons]

this video was waaaay too short XD

[astucky21]

Louis C.K. is absolutely the most hilarious comedian out there!

[chibigrunt]

Being an 18 year old half black half Korean women, Louis can not offend me. In my opinion he's ranked #1 as a comedian

[Nautilus1972]

@chibigrunt and you my dear are ranked #1 as a woman in my mind  ;o) I would love to see what half black half korean looks like. Poke me.

[chibigrunt]

@Nautilus1972 Why, thank you :). In my mind- some Korean girls are cute and some black women. Just combine those together and you get a great mix. But no, you're not getting a pic, lol. But trust me on the first, lol

[hdevino]

They fuck with their bras on? I thought that was just a Sex In the City thing.

[MrKobe87]

How is Dane Cook bad he has millions of hits, some like him some dont, its not like every1 likes CK Louis, and how bout u try being a comedian idiots instead of hiding behind ur computer and responding so quick cus u have no life...

[Mkeith14]

@MrKobe87 Hypocrite

[Nautilus1972]

@MrKobe87 He has millions of hits? So does Charlie bit my fucking finger and it's not even cute or funny. Miley Cyrus has millions of fans, so what? Dan Brown sold 50 Million copies of DVC and he can't string two sentences of English together in an attractive manner. What's your point? The more morons buy your shit the better you are? The average IQ is 100. Do you know how fucking dumb people with an IQ of 100 are ..?

[MrKobe87]

@Nautilus1972 Why the fuck are you triping do you have no life or something chill, i like him and you don`t so who gives a fuck. Instead ur hiding behind ur computer talking shit, come say it to my face tough guy

[MrKobe87]

Dane Cook is the fucking man dont diss him...

[Gregd8888]

@MrKobe87 Dane cook is a fucking hack

[DUCKMYASSHOLE]

@MrKobe87 specifically logged into google to downvote this

[oldrippy0024]

@MrKobe87 You mean that joke stealing hack. Remember Vanilla Ice was popular once too.

[penisfuckeye]

I'm 21 and I would fuck the fuck out of that fucker.

[penisfuckeye]

"They don't show their tits to nobody."

[sorensje]

"when women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub". case in point: Casey Anthony

[iluvmygirlfriend4evr]

@sorensje god bless america

[XxmattitudexX]

@sorensje id make a casey anthony joke but my mom would kill me !

[TurkTainment]

@sorensje Everyone takes every-ones jokes now a days... No one really cares, as long as they get a good laugh, everything is good.

[evian1230]

@sorensje the Yates story fits better.

[nievesueno]

@sorensje That was Andrea Yates, not Casey.

[tallica4lifegbrtdyDM]

A funny stand up comic holy shit! No puppets or nothing!

[MajesticTOASTER]

"You become a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams."

Can we please just talk about how perfect this is? :)

[justblazemia]

i'd totally fuck you #DEAD

[desertsonata]

What about 22 year old girls who don't go to clubs or wear ponytails or show their tits :(

[lychicambess]

@desertsonata he said there's a difference between girls and women and it's not about age lol

[gjense4181]

@desertsonata Then you're a woman, fool.

[FranticMydlo]

@desertsonata still have to listen to their shit all the way to bed

[polerawkaveros]

@desertsonata They become cat women.

[oohoohjo]

@desertsonata theyre called "ugly"

[sebasp777]

@oohoohjo zing! agreed.

[elcondepatula]

@desertsonata you can come see me, and be boring together, haha

[jindigger]

@desertsonata women don't type frowny faces. In fact I doubt women comment on youtube at all.

[desertsonata]

@jindigger I hope that was a joke. My mother uses emoticons at the end of every sentence.

[Jack7h3Ripper]

@desertsonata can i pleez have the number of the rock you were hiding under ...

[formis1122]

@desertsonata they don't exist

[bigb0ngz]

@desertsonata those are called prudes and no one cares about them.

[SugarBudgie]

@desertsonata That's called girls with a brain , welcome to the club :)

[maharawj]

@desertsonata Marry me ;-)

[kelly2charmin]

@desertsonata lolz you have 22 thumbs up

[pedobearshotacat]

@desertsonata they're the fat,ugly, lonely ones

[captainwre]

@desertsonata Tits or GTFO!

[HailCostanza]

@desertsonata They're called "losers"

[robertbutler714]

@desertsonata still not women

[Villaking1337]

@desertsonata Then they're men O.O

[JiNuWiNe]

@desertsonata you're doing it wrong, ;)

[AbsolutMassager]

@desertsonata then they popped out a kid at age 15



[DKsparks13]

@desertsonata those are the ones that are always "just friends" to guys their own age

[leeph]

@desertsonata they can go die

[JustD3fy]

@desertsonata fuck them

[timcooper241]

@desertsonata What about them ?

[todoz11]

@desertsonata they're boring

[Asonqualityguitars]

@desertsonata they need to act their age and get them titties out

[Bluzme]

@desertsonata 22 year old girls who don't go to clubs, just like women who don't have any kids and are still women, don't get featured in this joke.

But that's alright with me cause I don't feel left out :)

[Louisianabad]

@desertsonata then stop being useless and suck some dick

[wingterd2]

@desertsonata they suck ;)

[StapleGunMS]

@desertsonata You're not involved in comedy bits because you're boring and post comments like these.

[9Nick2]

@desertsonata honey he told you it's NOT about age

[monichrome35]

@desertsonata When you gotta ask for acceptance (what about meeee....) then you're still a girl. And there's nothing wrong with being a girl, but just remember that women who make history don't ask for permission to do so.

[PERUANO31]

@desertsonata

you're still a girl

LOL

[KalosCast]

@desertsonata nobody loves them

[joshuanbray]

@desertsonata Then you my frriend... would qualify as a lady.



[akonopnicki]

besst comedian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[94Chazoo04]

72 dislikes...go suck a bag of dicks

[Dragonskies]

72 girls did not appreciate this video.

[rhombusskullvsteal]

1:02 best thing

[LacksCommonSense]

What does he say from 0:20 to 0:23

[NateBiggity]

@LacksCommonSense "I'm a woman, I'm 22, I'm totally a woman. I study women's issues and I'm a woman."

[ilov3hotsaucexxx]

@NateBiggity Shut the fuck up. You just proved how stupid and immature you are. You think you're a woman because you study "women's issues"? How much more ignorant and juvenile can you get?

[ilov3hotsaucexxx]

@NateBiggity then again, i just made an ass of myself lol. I didn't see you were referring to what was said in the video. Sorry about that.

[brahmamurti]

this gives the concept of "get real" a whole new meaning!

[john129flip]

I feel you Louis. I love REAL women.

[annaisjesus]

You're a woman when people come out of your vagina, and step on your dreams.

[megrenade]

"when you become a woman is when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams." hahah.

[darklink1017]

"they fuck with their bras on; it's a whole 'notha thing."

[rocknrollporn]

when i type "louis" Louis ck shows up right above louis armstrong. take that u dead music icon!!! hahaha

[TheConstantComet]

@rocknrollporn :(



[dipdac]

I love Louis. Like a less screamy, more now Sam Kinison.

[lime155]

Hey, I'm 19 and I'd totally fuck you Louis.

[melyfly518]

I HATE ADVERTISEMENT!!!



[Misscommentator]

Bet it's gonna suck for his kids when/if they ever end up watching his bits.

[Samorr18]

When people come out of your Vagina and step on your dreams...THEN, and ONLY THEN, are you a woman! <3

[MegaXJay]

Do they really fuck with their bras on? Shit man glad I'm not an old guy yet. Haha

[Truckito2007]

I liked how he dedicated his show to George Carlin, truly a very good comedian Louis CK is :) glad to have seen this.

[Dreamcriminal]

can anyone recommend me some good comedians like Louis ck? thanks

[toodrunktomakelove]

@Dreamcriminal George Carlin, Joe Rogan, Greg Giraldo...Maybe Doug Stanhope

[Dreamcriminal]

@toodrunktomakelove thank you, Im going to search more about them

[waukschun]

@Dreamcriminal Bill Burr is another comedic ginger god. Patrice O'Neil is awesome too. Also, I vouch for Greg Giraldo & Doug Stanhope.

[Dreamcriminal]

@waukschun thank you man

[sugarmercy]

I know it's a joke and all that (ha ha?) but when he makes jokes about how awesome it is to be white, for instance, he comes full circle to point out the wrongs of racism. Here, he's clearly stating that bearing children defines being a "woman." He doesn't come full circle--he really believes that. And that's bullshit. Sorry if some of us take offence. I can "lighten up," I can "take a joke," sure--but I still reject his definition of womanhood and kind of want to trip him down the stairs :)

[bennett3623]

@sugarmercy Girl, you're saucy, I like that. I mean woman... right?

[supervanillabear4]

@sugarmercy I salute you.

[gideongirl3]

@sugarmercy well if you're going to take offense you should at least learn how to spell it.

[sugarmercy]

@gideongirl3 oh, I get it. You don't know that there are two ways of spelling "offence". OffenCE is the Canadian, British, Australia way of spelling it; offenSe is the American one. Cute jab, though.

[gideongirl3]

Well, if you're going to take offense to something at least learn how to spell it.

[KhorneliusPraxx]

why are there so many serious comments on this video? It is COMEDY! Can we please lighten up and have a good time.

[gretchdrummer300]

wow someone's obviously an ugly bitch with no friends... *cough*-LaSofia-*cough*

[jdeleon1234]

If you're a women and reading this, ENOUGH will that half clothes on bullshit, let the twins free :)

[datrux]

has Dane Cook stolen this bit yet?

[joeratti]

@datrux <--------little cock syndrome

[bubujungle]

@joeratti it's funny how you are signifying that he has a small cock with an arrow that resembles a long cock. lol. just a "small" observation.

[joeratti]

@bubujungle its scaled to actual size

[bubujungle]

@joeratti Ouch. Dashed penis syndrome is a bitch.

@datrux