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  • Ahhh, the good ol days, before "New School" Trickshotting

  • Sark has to make one for MW3 he's too slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  • To flank with a suppressor

  • Did he say the game is going to be pretty good lol. I have yet to get a decent fair connection!! I'm always about 4-5 bullets behind. How I delt with it was llearning how

  • this has never happened to me... i have 500 k/d so eat that

  • happens to me all the time so much lag from bad host it sucks

  • F2000 and TMP.......

  • Umm a guy had his xbox since halo 3?? Wat.. I don't get it

  • THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

  • thumbs up if you know that guy in South Africa hes talkin about

  • it's just about the connection, if you don't want this to happen, try to play with four bars all the time

  • @MegaNakki69 well its kinda hard to do that when you have a crappy isp and you cant change your isp, I always get 2 or 3 bars, I only got a solid 4 bar twice, and thats cuz I was host and everyone else had 2 bars.

  • @BoyGamer100 well, I think you can make your connection better with some money

  • @MegaNakki69 Some areas like mine, are restricted to like 8Mbs...no money in the world can get it better for some people.

  • ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME WIT SHITTY 2 BAR!!!

  • Mr.Sark is only a major in halo reach

  • Whenever I get killed by magic bullets going around corners I'm like; WTF!!! I never knew I was playing Wanted, getting killed by bitches curving their bullets around the corner!!!! lol

  • i think its more to do with the game judging who wins gun fights by who has the most powerful gun also. i have had times where i shoot a lil bit ahead of time than the other person and he wins cause he had on stoppin power even though we have same gun, This never happens in MW1 as all i used was silenced guns without ever stopping power on any of my classes and i still killed very well. I hope they fix this in CODMW3,

  • @Kingj56 umm...duh, thats the entire point of stopping power... and yes it does happen in mw1...all the time

  • @tattlerat Im sry bro bur in mw1 i owned ppl with LMG's and they had stopping power on and all i had was a pistol. 3 solid shots in the head should take out anyone no matter what, they just messed up MW2 online play is all.

  • @Mute2663 i've never had a lag problem, it's probly your shitty internet.

  • I'm not happy at all with how cods servers run, I get three bars every game, never full bars. and it consent even feel like three bars, it feels like a 1 bar.

  • @BoyGamer100 i constantly get a 1 bar, it feels like a 1 bar. dont complain. at least you can play the game.

  • @Newstarburst yeah true, but im planning on going pro at this so I cant have that connection.

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  • @BoyGamer100 i dont choose to have this connection...Also, generally speaking if you go pro you travel somewhere and play.

  • @Newstarburst that sucks, and I really cant go anywhere because Im not 18 yet, but I will be getting a better connection here in probrobly a month. thanks for the advice though :)

  • can we all just establish MW2 is the most broken game on the ps3 and xbox, seriously i cant see how an IW employee can go into a ground war and really be like "there is nothing wrong with this game" i mean seriously LET ME design a CoD, you know what even better im done with the same BS...Battlefield 3 for me

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  • or get a faster monitor

  • 2:16 seananners with sunglasses !

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  • your face! god dammit

  • He wasn't talking about playing halo 3 he just meant thats how long the african dudes xbox has been on, and call of duty does take gun skills lol

  • one of them gots my name on it, shit, all of them got my name on it

  • Mr. Sark may i ask when are they actually gonna bring back gun skill. it seems each fps gets worse and worse where as in black ops you dont even have to aim anymore just pull the trigger . any info would be much appreciated . i miss halo 3 where gun skill meant something. sorry for not using proper grammar.

  • @MrJdemp lols halo 3, i hope ur joking.

    Let's talk cs 1.6 and quake/UT where u cant make it without feeling for the weapon

  • Doesn't really happen to me after I upgraded to fibre optic broadband :) pretty much always get host

  • Thank you for sharing.

  • I like this video.

  • Good video.

  • Thumbs up for new perk... the ''Better Connection''

  • @fpsCasserolle u fail

  • @Mute2663 IW even screwed us PC gamers because they didn't give us dedicated servers for MW2 and for Black Ops, we have to rent crappy servers.

  • i literally experience this every game more than once. It does help a TON to really slow down your play style but really thats not the point. Us, as players, shouldn't have to adjust our tactics to compensate for terrible connection and lag. Really.

  • @sananapee yeah u shouldnt have to but u have no choice so get over it

  • lol i emptied half a clip on this guy once but in killcam it shows i never even pulled the trigger

  • @ReMiXzGaming you do realise the date on this video right?

  • In soviet russia, magic bullet disapear you.

  • its better on ps3 if u have a bad conection because every 1 gets a 3 bar exept host so its only if you come up agenst him on ps3 but on xbox if you have a good connection you genraly get a 4 bar and if u have bad you get a 3 or 2 bar. just wat i think and its what and its wat i get sooo !!

  • @xYoUnGSoLDieR To be honest that makes you dound foolish, If It makes everyone lag appart from the host then you will lag out.

  • @CraniumZGamingZ well most people have a bad conection on ps3 and xbox so if the people that have a wired or good conection get host so that will stop that and people who still have good conection in the game i think they should have a 3 bar just like most people so it not 4 people in the game just pwning cuzz thay have a 4 bar i think thats just shit !

  • halo is a big lagger

  • mr sark, u wanted me to join respawn but idk how

  • yet people still play this shit

  • Mr Sark looks like Rob Corddry

  • in year i havent experienced this

  • @wa1teN Pfffff... ok your retarded it has dont lie you fucking retards

  • @badcolt944 well it havent. only on with a bad host and that would be the problem, and not "magic bullets"

  • i wanna see sark rage...

  • And that has been the same since fucking CoD 2

    Srsly the cod series will never be good online.

  • @9MinamiKe6 You mad? Just think of it this way, you're expecting your gun shot to get from say England to Australia in 0.0000...seconds? CoD and ALL games must experience lag or it is breaking the laws of physics, i.e. faster than the speed of light, impossible

  • @GeJones1993 I've never said anything you mentioned. It just doesn't work well. The creators should fix it and then we'll see.

  • Lol @ Pigeon theory.

  • @gamer10050 there is unless you have an amazing internet connection.

  • i was on the new one today after xmas and i shud of kiled so many people and i watch the kill cam and i avnt even turned around yet it is shockin i got three bars shud be enough, works fine with fifa and stuff. ruins the game cba with lookin like a dick and losing

  • there are no magic bullets on the PC

  • @gamer10050 lucky you...you probably have a great connection and get host a lot

  • god is it just me or is youtube lagging out hella today?

  • @gavinpop na just you

  • @Mute2663 Totally agree man Activision have no concern for the gamer, only the money in their fat wallets!

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  • @Mute2663

    Activision did WaW and now black ops man.

  • 1:05 ye ye ye or like i spent 5 bullets without hitting

    fck that's high ping, i told you!

  • what the hell i was right in the middle of the vid and an ad pops up

  • "and one of them has your name on it" ive had at least 40 deaths by those things

  • My my my, thats quite a graphic intro you have there

  • i hate when you hear your gun go off before you die but it turns out you actually havent, that and running around corners and thinking youre safe until you die because you die from magic bullets

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  • chickens are cold blooded, look at them with a thermal scope

  • @rutgerm1993 And they can survive nukes.

  • @rutgerm1993 and snow is still white in thermal scope

  • @rutgerm1993 They hack Hacks too I Tubed one and they still dance

  • New technology fail. Garbage, not game. Till PS2 games were games. Now games are virtual life project. Mainly graphics, fuck gameplay.

  • @Mute2663 but the problem is Activison didn't publish MW2 and most of Infinity Ward have been fired so they can do Jack Shit about the game... Yes, dedicated servers would be awesome, just like with EA and their games, but the fact is it will never happen for MW2. You've just gotta hope that now Treyarch can keep the Call of Duty series going, through Black Ops and whatever in the future.

    The only way these things are going to happen is if the community speak their mind.

    Nuff said :D

  • I have mad awesome internet and im nearly always host and it still hapens to me

  • @combatcomingforyou dude how do you know if your host

  • @austbro777onps3 if u keep on checking the guy whos always on four bars is the host

  • WOW!!!! OMG!!!!

    there are stupid glitches in this game??

    let´s tell this the about 8.000.000 12yo. morons who are in ths game.

    they will made it awwwwsome

  • love the intro. :]

  • Once i had lag and barely got a UAV!

  • @Patasup Great story.

  • happens alot

  • THIS EPISODE HAD MY NAME ON IT HOLY SHIT I JUST THOUGHT I WAS GOING NUTS!!

  • i bet you have never gotten laid

  • @Rick6677 He's actually married lol

  • The 1st one he mentioned has my fuckin name inprinted into it

  • worst fucking game ever cuz of shit fucky magic bullets and unregistered shots

  • @Machinima05 How bout i thumbs down and mark your stupid comment as spam.

  • Magic bullet in mw2 made Dodging bullets absolutely impossible. for example when someones shooting at me i try to go prone. but then of course in the killcam i never went prone at all

  • mw2 just sucks thats it

  • @TyPhoonEagLe the game doesn't suck the community sucks

  • 2:17 would've made me shit myself!

    Like srsly, that guys a ninja!

  • Thumbs up if you think Sark is hilarious and should make his own blog?

  • i unquestionably love the game. i acquired it a week ago for nothing on mw2forfreeSinfo (replace S with .) and then used the cash i conserved to get a new greater mouse. i think im pretty good however mainly thanks to the mouse i bought

  • Lol Thumbs up if this helps but i noticed and i saw in a vid. That if your sprinting then aim down site and shoot the first bullet or two doesn't hit...

  • That one with the f2000 was your fault. you were using the f2000.

  • i get this bullshyt all the time i can shoot anywhere between a half a clip to a full mag and after im out of bullets then i get a kill and the magic bullet kill i stay getting killed by those just happend before i posted rage quit right away

  • @sexxiboi23 wat r u doing? rapidfire a magnum? you cant shoot that much and have the magic bullet. It's only for a slit second that the magic bullet occurs.

  • @ShinyHunterBWord no i dont rapid fire a magnum even tho i can with less chance of hittin the target even at close range it doesnt register like its supposed to but i was talkin about a full magazine like on a scar-h or the acr i rack up miss after miss while the guy is in the middle of my sights and fire line

  • @ShinyHunterBWord no i dont rapid fire a magnum even tho i can with less chance of hittin the target even at close range it doesnt register like its supposed to but i was talkin about a full magazine like on a scar-h or the acr i rack up miss after miss while the guy is in the middle of my sights and fire line even like the vid shows i got shot with a sniper bullet and the guy wasnt even aming at me he shot like 5 feet above my head and got a head shot

  • intro never gets old

  • Exact same thing happened to me. I used an entire magazine and it didnt go on him in the killcam. same thing with my knifes and grenades.

  • not every gun is op most are equel but the ump silenced and scar h extended mags is op as hell

  • Just goes to show that MW2's engine is seriously flawed.

    Bungie had it dialed in since Halo 2 which was 5 years ago.

    I think that Infinity Ward needs to take some tips from them.

  • "Håll käften Sark!"

  • @mikkel1120 Telling Sark to "shut up" in Swedish?

  • OMFG I LOVE HALO BUT IM SICK OF THIS DAMN AD

  • @biglola13 Me too but hey if I need to see a ad i would want it to be one of my favorite games. Am I right?

  • my internet has turned real shity for some reason and i get loads of lag now :( and my ping is always around 150 and no 1 else is usin my internet

  • I can't slow down my gamepace when I try to avoid getting killed by marathon lightweight commando rushers running 45 miles and hour and having a 10 foot knife radius. I have to fucking keep moving. Basically if I see one of those guys and I don't have a UMP or some overpowered piece of shit like that, then I'm fucked.

  • I can't believe how IW shit on the community like that??? I snipe using stopping power and I get hitmarkers in the chest, stomach, ass, and sometimes even in the neck !!! Thanks Infinity Ward! I'll be sure to pass on your future games... :P

  • lool i get that snipe before the wall thing all the time its so FUCKING anoying!

    I HOPE WE DONT GET THE SAME PROBLEM IN BLACK OPS

  • its called hit registration. who sees first, shoots first, wins. THE end. Stop making excuses because your all a bunch of Fucking bitchy noobs who fail at win..

  • @pico89 excuse me?

  • @VictoryAtGunpoint Excuse your face

  • pause at 2:09 the bullet is curving round the corner

  • That's not why any of that happens.

    You get shot around corners because MW2 has terrible hit detection. What happens is the hit box (which should be the exact outline of your avatar) trails behind, so you turn the corner, but your hit box didn't.

    Shooting someone, watching the killcam & seeing that you never fired is a connection issue. You were a 3 bar, he was a 4; he is seeing the game a 1/2 second before you. So, by the time you shot on your screen, you were already dead on his.

  • pls change the intro...

  • it typically is such a great game. i'd have bought it yet i'm as a result lucky i managed to get it totally free from mw2forfreeWinfo (replace W with . ) so i can use my money on the latest mouse

  • thank you :)

  • MW2: Getting noobtubed, Commandoed, fucked up by Painkiller, quickscoped by OpTic fanboys, get RPG/AT-4d, get killed by people that glitch, encounter boosters in every free for all game, get killed by somebody with Final/Last stand, killed by random Javelins, get raped by airsupport, get killed by UMP/M16/ACR/Famas/Scar-H, get killed by overpowered shotguns, magic bullets, claymores, Riot shields, completely failed Host migration, and more.

    Conclusion: MW2 sucks cock

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  • @runescp0wn123 instead of complaining about the bad things, why dont u look on the bright side of MW2 cuz u just named everything that goes on in that game, and if everybody uses the same guns or tactics, nothings overpowered ur all equal but people just spam it and thats when MW2 becomes a bad game

  • mw2 sucks, it was just thrown together, unlimited noobtubes, spawns suck, and sniper shots to the chest dont even kill the guy you hit, and thats why I stopped playin.

  • 99 people are fags!

  • @PenRune AWESOME!

  • i cant stand when i fire my intervention directly on this guys face and he shoots also and my bullet just vanishes but i die!! WTF!?!? i know im not the only one on that one. you have this guy in your sight he might not even be moving...you both shoot and for some reason you hear your gunshot but nothing. BULLSHIT!

  • @brandonbyrd09 on their screen you most likely didn't even shoot, its whoever has a better connection.

  • @brandonbyrd09 that happens to me all the time. I watch the kill-cams and it's like my shot never even existed!!

  • @brandonbyrd09 nope u not the onli one bro i get killed like that all the time i shoot with a sniper dead center right through a guys face and i get killed right away after

  • @brandonbyrd09

    It's called "CoD:MW2 has issues." It's alright, imo, but it still has flaws. Functional flaws, too.

  • @brandonbyrd09 its because the other guy has a better internet connection than you

  • @brandonbyrd09 its prolly cuz u flinched. but it happens to me alot

  • @brandonbyrd09 well i have i shoot him with an intervention right in the face and not even an hitmarker and he is with an assoult rifle and kills me with 1 shot in my knee

  • this is why i knife only

  • @Bibrid Dude Sometimes.. The Knife Goes inside the Guy ,but he does not die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And kills me WTF Bullshit

  • @aman2426 well i got a jesus internet and i usally get host and if i dont i play with irl friends so the host is close to me and i dont use commando so i dont get that alot

  • Why don't they just connect u to people around ur area? Like a few hrs each way

  • @PenRune dedi?

  • whos using the newest map pack? wow i find it difficult to believe precisely how great it really is! it is way too overpriced however and so i just downloaded it by mw2forfreeYinfo (replace Y with . ) a couple days ago. i am gonna utilize the cash i saved to get a brand-new mouse

  • @artemisqhl Spam...no one cares about you shitty scams either way everyone who watches CoD videos probally already haZ the maps! so you fail.

  • i think your problem is, the f2000

  • @PenRune copying bfbc2 coz they smashed the online

  • Exactly what I hate! I mean from my perceptive, playing s&d all my teammates are dead, I run, see a guy and start shooting. But from a (winning) killcam I look a like a random deer running through the field not looking anywhere. Fuck that!

  • slow ur gameplay down? helllllll no

    there's a 'cure' for magicbullets

    IT'S CALLED DEDICATED SERVERS

    and even if the host is like 5 blocks away from you its still laggy some times

  • SIGNS YOU PLAY TO MUCH MW2

    You grab your boss’s briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb defused.

    -Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck

    -You jump off of a 10 story building because you have commando pro

    -You duct tape a GPS device to the side of your gun and start looking for enemies

    -You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!! IT’S ALL OVER"

    -You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out

  • @DanielDFizzle hahhahahaha nicee x)

  • Godzilla crushing tokyo cos he's host... Dude you made my day... it's awesome to see people in the COD community actually knowing what Gow is and how messed up it is...

  • i always think its because my gun jams :\

  • I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME THAT THIS HAPPENED TO!

  • Anyone remember the once popular game WarRock? The airplanes would just freeze and be an easy target for anti-tank missiles. T.T

  • wow I need a new comp. IT was buffering, so I left it to play through before I watch it. I come back 40 min later, it's through about 1 minute...