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  • WINDOWS 7!!

    1. Type CMD in the start menu thing

    2. RMB -> Run as Administrator and accept

    3. cd c:

    4. Del * -> * slows down your computer, delete it

    5. You ARE sure. Now your computer won't lag as much as before!!

  • clean registry to speedup computer. . use Reginout

  • Guy: Hello,can you help me speed up my pc?

    VideoJug: Sure.Step 1: You Will need a pc.

    Guy: What? I thought you didn't need a pc to speed up a pc! Too bad

  • A PC? Shit..... not like I have on of those.

  • Awesom

  • install Ubuntu throw away MS-Windows Start up - 10 sec shutdown- 3 secs

  • VISTA in my langauge is HEN

  • just go to downloadvirus(dot)com and you all sorted :P

  • i didn't know that i need a pc to speed up my pc

  • step 1.: Get a bat/hammer/blowtorch/car/crowb­ar ect ect

    Step 2.: Open up your computer

    Step 3.: Smash it over and over again

    Step 4.: Repeat step 2,3 for about 3 hours

    Step 5 FINAL STEP.: Buy a new computer

    Hope this helped :D I know it worked for me!

  • Speed up your computer by:

    -- cleaning system junk

    -- optimizing computer services

    -- optimizing internet

    -- repairing registry

    -- defraging registry

    -- clearing browsers junk

    do these things with some secure tool such as Intel Software Partner Reginout.

  • "Perform this once a month" In other words, this is something to keep you occupied while your girlfriend/wife is on her period and won't talk to you.

  • what about windows 7 starter

  • How to Speed up, Protect & Fix Computer

    Go to This site : pcguide4life(.)wordpress(dot)c­om

    change (dot) to a real dot.

  • or you can get a mac

  • 1:03 fat32 lol

  • i need a pc for that, why? :P

  • just delete system 32 its full of useless files

  • @carbon5146 Dude thats not even funny. You could make people trash their comps.

  • @Rollthebuddah dude i think every one knows what will happen but i think beginers wont so say that my comment that dont follow if ur a begginer

  • @carbon5146 Just delete it

  • @carbon5146 They are important for the OS.

  • Speed up your more faster than ever juz check out diz site its really good .

  • hey guy ,

    Another method is on my channel, just uploaded and needing some news, thanks broseffs

  • Just delete the file called system 32 it's full of shi..

  • either press F13 or Delete systems 32 :)

  • or quit Pentium 4

  • i just deleted LOCAL DISK (C:)!

    3000GB of useless lag crap gone!

  • @oN1GHTMAREo HOLY SHIT DUDE? DOES IT CRASH YOUR PC?

  • to speed up your pc you need a pc??

  • @ExEtHuS No, they are lying actually. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM!

  • @BouillonCubeNoob1 lol i know that..

  • tq

  • Damn I don't have a PC, guess I better go spend hundreds of dollars/pounds to buy one :)

  • Thanks Dude!

  • You will need A PC....

    OMG REALLY?

  • I didn't knew that method!

    Note: Ccleaner is also good to complete

  • I do all of that already and it's still slower than it used to be. Darnit.

  • shit ass hole.... increase ur proccessor and ram

  • @Brightjyrwa Herp Derp smart comment was smart

  • 1. Go to: C:/Windows/System32

    2. Find the file "Hal.dll"

    3. If you have it, delete it. It's a virus created to run with winlogin.exe, so it's nearly undetectable.

    4. Restart.

    5. Enjoy your computer. It will be over 9000 times faster! :D

  • @BetaEvoTV LOL 

  • @MertSensei What did I tell you? Works like a charm.

  • @BetaEvoTV Sucessful troll is sucessful

  • @BetaEvoTV uhm hi yea i did that and now my computer wont boot up because it says that the very file u told me to delete is missing or crrupt and apparently i really needed that file...so thanks.

  • @AniMagination15 That means that you have the v.2 version of the virus, which plugs itself into the computer core files, making it impossible to delete.

    Try turning off your AV and running Conficker, that might just fix it.

  • @BetaEvoTV m sorry i dont really know what those are. AV or Conflicker. I cant even logg in it just boots up and then says the messege

  • @AniMagination15

    Yeah, don't do what he says. Conficker is a virus which will really screw up your PC.

  • hey i typed in at download.com ad aware but i got spyware doctor is this as good as ad aware or what?

  • 1.how do you gonna watch this with out pc?

  • @daymyen a labtop aint a pc soo thats one way

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  • lol noob tricks

  • 1.) format c:

  • @vvoy Lol dare you to type it in cmd.

  • use reginout cleaner to make pc fast

  • 12.6 GB HDD in FAT32 format? That computer have to be at least 10 years old

  • What you need:

    1. iMac

    2. Comcast!

  • xp or vista...aww...i cant do it on windows se7en.. :(

    :P

  • thats cool mate

  • or just SAY OFF THE PORN!

  • @acegamer58937 why would you want to say "off the porn?"....

  • @skeetycrs that what slows your pc down (and its a fucking jok YOU TOOL)

  • @acegamer58937 yes and einstein my response was a joke to his typographical error (YOU TOOL)

  • @skeetycrs you two are funny

  • @acegamer58937 i think u mean stay

  • You will nee, a Computer... No shit sherlock

  • Id say people are more likely to suffer from shit tonnes of startup programs.

  • Ha, you need to have VISTA? That's your problem RIGHT there :L

  • is avast a good program

  • @WillieAlberto Yeah i have used it for a year now and no spyware or virus's

  • @oblivion2lords thx bro

  • CCleaner

    Cleanup!

    Malewarebytes

    and AVG is all you need

  • @flipsk8101202

    OR!

    Advanced system care!

    McAfee total protection

    and Malwarebytes.

    And add in a auslogics defragger

  • 0:01

  • pocketbasics...

  • Now all the computer-illiterates are going to be be thinking "Omg IE iz runnin slow I must hav a virus!!1!!one!!!" every time their internet lags.

  • no shit ill need a fucking pc!

  • all you need is to reinstall your operating system

  • #LOL #Epic

  • I've done some personnel research for the past year now on how to get a computer really well maintained and fast. The products I like the most are from iobit and most of them are freeware. It includes a system uitility suite, a powerful defragmenter with disk optimizer and a powerful anti malware uitility. I have used these products myself for some time and have really grown to like them so I am just sharing my knowledge.

  • I think they need a screen recorder

  • watch my videos they are better!!!

    they are on video responses!

  • this vid earns a subscription

  • THANKS YA!!

  • thx man ireally like this video

  • Wow real professional VideoJug, You don't even have recording software for your videos.

  • this video is wrong. the answer is simple, DELETE SYSTEM 32

  • @sc00ter3

    ROFLL

  • Hey! i know a great way to speed up the computer speed!

    1. Go to my computer

    2. Right click the C: drive

    3. Press format

    :D

  • @8thWonder0fTheWorld omg man that worked thnx :) lol

  • @8thWonder0fTheWorld told tht to my friend and he rly did it... it didn't went well...

  • @8thWonder0fTheWorld lol your comment made ma laugh.

  • You will need: A pc, U S**TTING ME? I aint got one so this isnt 4 me.

  • @NineRoxs A PC is a Personal Computer. Now everyone thinks a PC is any computer with a Windows operating system.But really a computer with an Apple operating system is also a PC. Same goes for any computer using Linux as its operating system, or any other operating system.

  • @OMFGWTFSTFULOL

    I know what a PC is, and it was an joke..

  • @OMFGWTFSTFULOL umm i dont think apple can run on PC's aside from virtual machines and an apple operating system in its box is called a MAC and not PC

  • @youagain1996 No, a PC stands for Personal Computer... The Mac commercials are obviously going after Windows, but they can not say Windows in any of there commercials or they can get sued. That's why they call it a PC. But really, every computer is a PC. Yes, even Macs. It's a computer and its personal, it's a PC. Also yes a Windows made PC can run Apple. Even Dell and GateWay, any computer can run any operating system.

  • Rubbish - NONE of this stuff will noticeably speed up your computer. There is only ONE thing that will speed up your computer to lightning fast speed - and that is to erase unused drive space on your C drive. (Use Eraser)

    There is only one catch to doing that - and that is after restart it will just slow down again. That part I have yet to figure out.

  • watch my video to seey futher details

  • lol. no offense ... but... I can do better... and a lot more. =D

  • @iExD How what can you do thats alot more better ?

  • @MrScottMAxwell I'm a student just to start it off. a high school student. I'm kinda busy right now.. state test coming and all. I'll upload a vid on JUNE.

  • It says that the program is infected and that if you want to install the antivirus.

  • Can you help it does not let me install Ad-Aware it says that it does not let the application run. PLEASE HELP!!!!!

  • good job!!

  • all that and ccleaner/AVG 9.0/malwarebytes and your golden

  • Thank you for your co-op cheers!!

  • @THEKINGS001 Not a problem, I am a computer beast

  • Lol What u need : a pc

  • @Frankjjs I'm a PC and I'm 16 =D

  • @Frankjjs lol what you don't need: a Mac

  • @Frankjjs how is that funny? i honestly dont get how telling people what you need on a how to video is funny, u proly find the most boring video ever funny ur stupid finding it funny

  • @Frankjjs ?

  • wow i had 9gb of temporary internet files O.o

  • *raised brow*

  • haha this method sucks. If you want to know a program that really works by closing unnessary processes and services, just visit y page and watch the video

  • thanks , it really really worked

  • lol i downloaded ad aware just before i watched this video

  • get a hammer and a brush to clean up unwanted computer parts you may of smashed because of lagg

  • lol that PC has a 12gb hard drive. fucking ancient now because we have 1 terabyte drives.

  • or get CCleaner

  • @reidhasguitar or get Reimage PC Repair, but you need to pay for that that's why it suck

  • Doing this sure DO help. But it usually only speeds you computer up by maybe 2% at best.

    Small though sometimes noticeable amount.

    And about RAM costs...it really depends if it's SDRAM, DDR1, DDR2 or DDR3.

    Since SDRAM is the oldest, it is the most expensive. DDR2 is the cheapest for now.

    Also check if there is any unnecessary programs running at the same time.

    (Speech straight from the professional, more or less xD)

  • Maybe it's just a detail, but the last time I checked DDR3 was cheaper (especially for the performance you get)

  • This immediatly sounds retarded. it says you spend a wad of cash on a RAM upgrade...... Ram these days runs about 10-20$.....thats couch change for me.

  • @seanyboyslashleethax Maybe if you're using an ancient PC, 3 8GB sticks of DDR3 costs from $1799 to $2099

  • @lmcgregoruk you are mental to get 8GB sticks of DDR3. Mental. get the 4GB ones where you can get a good durable and reliable make.

  • @mandowarrior123 dude, i can fit up 2 16gb of ram in my pc

  • @klb161 yep. in 4 4GB STICKS! what the hell read my comment first! i was saying dont get 8GB sticks! (8x4=32)

    Geez. read before you make a moronic reply. i know most motherboards support 16. give me a break.

  • @mandowarrior123 agreed

  • This is an old school tips

  • i cant download step 3 it cost 2hours

  • my pc get slower at day

  • every one needs to switch to ubuntu linux because its faster and mostly virus free way more than windows. and for a computer build your own witch is cheaper than oem computers.

  • fuck ¬¬

  • it takes like 2 days just to analyze my defragment thingy

  • you will need...

    a PC...

    an IQ above 20...

    an Ubuntu liveCD

  • my defrag bar is solid red =(

  • @gasflame62 lol Defrag IMEDIATLY

  • Thx

  • Thanks, man totally awesome, and most definitely works, !! 5 stars.

  • ty! :D my comp is alot faster now :D

  • Wtf i got 115 gb free of 127gb ... still its laggin g @ss

  • That means you need a new PC LOL i recommend dell

  • its like maybe 2 years old ...

  • well it might had been cheap are your operating system could be bad *cough cough* vista *cough cough* are you could have some dogey software are viruses final option you could always try reinstalling your os i had to do that.

  • thank very much

  • thanks this was very helpful MJC out Peace!!!

  • Worse...why is there a spy anyway?Who could be so stupid to spy on a computer.They are madly crazy if they do that.Heard me?CRAZY!

  • oh wait you need windows for lag...

    step one insert ubuntu disc.

  • or get the package from Uniblue with: DiskRescue (for clean up)..

    Speed Up Your Pc.. (----)

    RegistryBooster.. (Scanner)

    Driverscanner..(----)

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  • CCleaner does the job

  • Any tips for Lenny? lol

  • 1. Do not use that Windows Disk Cleanup Utility! I don't know why it happend, but for some reason it once deleted very important files.

    2. Keep in mind it has been shown that defragging wastes more time than it saves: if you add up all the extra seconds you have to wait, compared to the time it needs to defrag. So only do it if you're SURE you won't need the PC for some time. Also the Windows Defrag is quite slow and it sometimes claims it's finished when it obviously isn't.

  • So what do you do?

    There are a couple of alternatives (both free and commercial) around that does the same tasks safer, faster and better.

    Use google to find some! But be aware of dubious, untrustworthy software that claims to do miracles, but in fact does nothing but cost you money, or even introduces malware (like computer viruses or spyware) into your system. So it would be best to ask a "computer-literate" friend on their opinion to the program of choice or to suggest one on their own.

  • You defrag when your not on the computer rather than on it. Therefore you are saving yourself time.

  • .........your not using your computer 24/7 (the obvious time being at night! )so your whole time comparison is absolutely pointless,

  • I learned nothing too, even I have better tips!

  • my PC quite slow but its still ok

    and if i'm do the disk cleanup it'll take time

    but the internet is fast : )

  • lol 117 ratings

  • halo ftw

  • lol

  • Quake 3 Arena is better

  • I learned nothing from this video

  • LOL you will nead a pc (tower)