Brain Stig - TopGear.com viral - BBC Top Gear

[0m3nkill3r]

He didn't contribute to the meeting because he is a Racecar driver. His opinion would have been worthless anyway...



[FreeYourMindForLlife]

Some say that he walks into his house in reverse and thinks the word stop is a curse word.

[silverblackss]

kitty sound at 0:32

[antdude]

@silverblackss And why is there a kitty over there? :P

[kjallesoft]

Like in all good stories: there must be a ZORRO!

[jamesmullen15]

Some say that his favorite flavor of water is maple.

[jaycupz]

@jamesmullen15 lolz his not canadian



[Sasori327]

some say, THAT U SHOULD ALL STFU AND STOP TRYING TO COME UP WITH INTROS, COZ FRANKLY, THEY SUCK!

[Sivertsen17]

@Sasori327 some say, that you my friend not should copy the 2 year old top rated comment and learn to spell right.

[Sasori327]

@Sivertsen17 u actually care about spelling? seriously i dumb bitch. and im definately not your friend

[tdesign709]

some say that the only person that the stig listens to is in fact Chuck Norris!

[29hking]

@tdesign709 no. chuck norris listens to the stig.

[ballistics1468]

some say that he can look into your soul....

[TheMrbean97]

the stig : O.o 

[bioniclemoc]

some say that his brain is bigger than his head if he have one.

[1337blahred]

Some say that The Stig can blank your memory by looking at you,

Others say they cant remember...

[sanerm]

This is TopGear magazine's world. Not the TV show's editorial team. I like that team :) Go Dan Go :)

[SnowbordrWRX]

Some say he is the most interesting man in the world. Some say he is Chuck Norris. Some say he is neither.

[PJfreefallin]

Some say if he likes your idea he will say something about it.



[sachamun]

This is not Top Gear, this is not television - this is nothing.

[ticticticBOOOM]

top!

[Psychocide]

lmfao

[manualmaniac1]

´´some say that if he is not amused he makes a catlike sound´´

[sarge727]

Some say, that he got his Taurine from a bull's left testicle o.O

[LinkmitchTV1]

some say *insert stig joke here*

[deadmau5suckz]

some say 112 were to be the stig but failed

[YankEZe911]

Some say that he causes sexual tension wherever he goes

[Airsoftrisupetteri]

All we know he is called traitor..!

[jonathanwtsoi]

111 people can't stand the stigness :)

[matt37075]

0:31 there is a cat!!!! listen really close!

[DjRjSolarStar]

@matt37075 That was the Stig's breakfast

[CrocodileGod]

Question: They have episodes where Top Gear (U.K.) has competed against the other Top Gear (Austrailia), and both shows each have their own Stig. So why hasn't there been a race/fight to the death between the two Stigs?

[05AT1]

@CrocodileGod They also did an episode where Top Gear (U.K) destroyed the Germans (Ze Top Gear, Ja?) Also, it wouldn't be fair to place the stig family in a race to the death. That'd be like asking you to murder one of your parents. The Brit Stig must be the older, as he/she/it is child of the Black Stig - the first Stig.

[TopGear759]

STIG :-)

[snazzyricecooker]

hottie walking by at 0:03

[misteranonymousguy]

needs a soundtrack: cricket, cricket....

[powerfultoa7]

Hiya Ben :P

[pab4994]

Some say he dances to opera,and that he likes to ride tricycles naked but all we know is that he is called the STIG!

[Kra7as]

I don't know why you're all obsessed with the Stig so much. To me he's just an irrelevant side character that is there to drive cars around the test track.

[Camberwell86]

@Kra7as - says he who's on a pointless "Stig" video. Fuck off, you hypocrite.

[Kra7as]

@Camberwell86

why are you bad mouthing me? I just gave my opinion. and I'm only here because i want to watch every single episode of top gear. it's a great show and so is the stig but i think he's way overrated.

[DarenHD]

@Kra7as Yea coz I bet you are so much bettar than him at driving, chances are your just a fat lazy fuck and

Jealous of his career and popularity

[Ianisattube]

@Kra7as stig RULES bet you couldnt beat him in a race if you do then you can say that so shhh

[gorganthon]

LOL 0:32

MEOW

[Roflzmahwoflz]

GO STIG!

[blkhauck]

Its like... he is looking into your soul

[matt270avian]

THE STIG SPEAKS!!!! Did you not hear it? :31

[chase362]

Épica

[cottenbaler]

Some say, that he wishes that chuck norris was as cool as fanboys think, and that he keeps badgers as guard dogs..... all we know is HE'S CALLED THE STIG

[TheMikulover666]

@cottenbaler nice imitation of jeremy from top gear!!! here's mine-Some say that he wishes that the Oakland Riders were a racing team,and that he likes watching anime at night.....All we know is that he's called The Stig!!!-tell me what you think?

[pershing22]

... i'd love to see the STIG in a Cops Interrigation room! He'll drive the Cops Crazy!

[Webvamp618]

=))

[jimmyflau]

................. hahahahaha

[yswaida]

vote up for a brilliant character the stig

and the one came up with idea

[KyprosNighthawk]

WHITE STIG IS NOT AMUSED.

[Gandalf606]

TOP GEAR MANAGEMENT - PLEASE KEEP THIS STIG !!

[Adm5789]

The Stig is the best people on the world

[TEAMHONDAUSA]

@Adm5789

the fuck?

[EDog1o1]

the stig is the the stigs mother and the stigs father

[FurryFootBall]

12/21/12 is the day the stig and chuck Norris will sneeze at the same time... for example The last time Krakatoa went off was the stig cracked his small toe... and the tsunami in Lituya Bay, Alaska in 1958,chuck Norris was trying to skipping a pebble..... in Gladstone,Australia.

[serbmafioso3]

"MEOW"

[link182ava44]

I wish I was the stig.

[Ashley4117]

TONIGHT...........some say he is more machine than man and that he can catch fish with his tongue.

[MrLolx2u]

Stig is cool but you all are scaring him away from britain and if he is gone THERE WILL BE NO MORE TOP GEAR SO STOP POSTING INTRODUCTIONS OF STIGY

[MOODYSCOOBY]

the stig is so cool

[chase362]

lol

[Paiste402]

Some say he finished Gran Turismo before it was launched and that hes allergic to automatic gear shifters. And if he had created eco cars he would have them fitted with a detonator, to make them go away... all we know is hes called The Stig.

[sajabz2007]

@Paiste402 ROLFING .. MORE .. MOREEEE :D

[sebastianprelude11]

i lov this show (kocham wasz show)

[DualofChaos]

Some say one of his legs grows when he sees a pretty lady

[Itzmyrave]

Some say his penis is bigger than his vagina, all we know, he's called The Stig

[mynameisjadin]

Some say his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs. All we know is....he's called The Stig.

[TyRumba]

Some say that he was responsible for the assassination of JFK, and the only thing that he is afraid of is elephants, all we know is, he's called The Stig.

[macmann1111]

NO!!!! we no he's afraid of scouts! lol

[infringementMAN]

Some say TopGear's servers are in his helmet.

[TheVRant]

some say the only movie he watches is sixteen candles

[TheKillerslover1]

some say he is wanted in 17 us states.

[ccts91]

Some say that he could open beer bottles with his testes

[DRAGONOFTHEWESTT]

SOME SAY HE SHOWERS WITH THAT SUT ^_^

[googleboughtmee]

Some say he only knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong.

[NyooNyaa]

DID HE SAY "MEOW"? *shot*

[vettdude2]

his left nee atracts cats

[fkhang9223]

awkward silence. lol the stig rocks!!

[ericdamexican]

Some say his genitals are on upside-down...

[f15x28isback]

Stiggieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[FavMocha]

he looks like power ranger. lol~

[MakeupXOSteph]

Some say that his leg gets longer when he sees a pretty lady..and that I(hammond) havent done one of these for some time and forgotten to make up a second thing :P lol

[RsGhost1]

Some say that his helmet is actually his head.. and that the word "The" in his name is actually an aristocratic title on his homeplanet.. all we know is.. he's called The Stig!

[4RT1LL3RY]

Ben Collins is awesome.

[thebigredcrumplerguy]

stig rules!

[telhacerta]

Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphins, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts... All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[lesterclaypool1]

I'm sill trying to figure out if that was 88.4 AM or FM.

[kutuut]

Some say that people in YouTube just can't stop putting their idiotic Stig introductions in here.

[stupiddjs]

@kutuut some people say mind ur own business, some people say we have a freedom of speach, all we know is ur a wanker

[serbmafioso3]

wtf where did the meow come from at the end lol

[044047]

I thought it was around my house!! Hahahah

[serbmafioso3]

hahaha

[1my2username3sux4lol]

Yeah and then in the next episode they bassiclly said he wasnt and that it was all a joke

[0thingthing0]

and then they said he wasn't micheal shumacher

[Deigra619]

its fake lol. (reply to SADXRULZ)

[Egil8D]

Yeeh but it was a joke .. xP

[SADXRULZ]

Some say he breathes petrol fumes, and that he is better at making sex taunts than Russel Brand. All we know is he's called The stig.

[underovergoth]

Its so simple but so effective in a funny way :)

[jellofuel]

Some say that he fathered MJmike008 with Tina Turner in a studio bathroom and that his eyes close sideways. All we know is, he's the Stig.

[FerrarisRock]

Some say he is Adolf Hitlers evil twin, others say he rigged the Iran votes but lost...all we know is, he's called The Stig

[acdcrock525]

some say he is stuffed with cotton, and that his father is adam west. all we know is, hes called the stig.

[nazirdjon]

some say that chuck norris takes a sick leave when stig shows up

[MerrickJunior]

he just sat there looking at the board hahahah lol :)

[autobotgal]

The stig is just sittin there thinking' ohthere is a white peice of paper there batter not ruin it wit h that black pen' or ' how dare you asume i will say sumnmot for your show.'

[turismoskunk]

some say he has skin of bronze and hair like sheeps wool. some say he can only communicate only by beatboxing, but is ashamed to do so. all we know is that hes called the stig

[gulparviz]

SIIG rulezzzzzz!!!!!!

[0123bojan]

Chill... It's part of the show.

[RenegadeFury]

Somesay he is black.

[weemann45]

some say that his heart only beats once a year, and all we know is, he's called The Stig

[lukewill783]

some say his tesicals arnt where you'd expect them to be.......and that his earwax tastes like turkish delight.. all we know is hes called the stig

[barokut]

some say that his ears are bigger...than a banana! all we know is...he's called...The Stig! xD

[ssuuffcc55]

some say he was born in the slum of top gear and regualy meets up with 2pac all we now is that he is the stig

[CowboyDiplomacy]

Some say he's a top secret CIA experiment that went wrong...and that he only eats cheese...

[yertv98]

that was the American Stig intro

[qasimchaudhry123]

Some say he has a digital face....and.... his right nipple is in the shape of the nurburgring...all we know is...hes called the Stig! =]

[webbhead92]

All I dont know is this. is he the same Stig that lived in a dump and we all had to read about him at school?

[misterer]

Some say that when you see Stigs face your head will explode and that might explain why he is so sexual frustrated!

All we know, he is called the Stig!

[PureZOOKS]

some ays that the bloke in that video is sweating bacause the stig is slowly melting his anus with his mind, some say that he can do a wheelie on a unicycle

all we know is, he's called the stig

[iv17an12ba1990can]

Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face, on his face. And that his droppings have been found as far north as York. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

[drumline91289]

The Stig=Britain's Chuck Norris

[saiello2061]

@drumline91289 Who's Chuck Norris..??

[gp75motorsports]

@saiello2061 A terrible actor who you should avoid at all costs.

[lilbro209]

@drumline91289 Chuck Norris would fuck Stig up, then he could go write a book about that!

[StuntmanKnut]

@drumline91289

Pity he is today's popular icon of turncoat. I wished he knew the better between money and loyalty.

[daniel0164]

Some say that he sleeps inside out..

[kingdomboost]

Some say that the mention of his name strikes fear into the hearts of the Colonials, and that the designer of his suit is actually Liberace. All we know is he's called The Stig.

[rAdioActiVe4u2]

stig is funny XD XD

[deschloro]

Some say his right foot is in the shape of a rear spoiler. and that if he were the Home Secretary's husband, he'd be careful not to buy porn and charge it to the taxpayer!

All we know, he's called the stig!

[GlitchBust3er]

some say he lives in a mental home and that he's the 7th wonder of the world, all we know, he's called the stig!

[merchantry]

some say that him driving, is him sleeping.. and only wakes up when he's over 200 mph !!..

all we know, is that its called the STIG !!

[trickstyle48]

Some say that he is Jesus in disguise, and if that he were priminister he would reduce the driving age to zero.

[hothead807]

some say that he sleeps upside down and that hes had sex with russle brands awnsering machine and that theres an airport in russa named after him

all we know is hes calles the stig!!!

[BewoodBlues]

I would love to be in the same room as the Stig,

I think I'd wet myself xD

[madforbooks]

Some say that he can count to infinity and that thanks to an error in the BBC, he has a new name. All we know is, he's called Cuddles.

[SSPoseidon846]

Some say he is a CIA experiment that went wrong and that he sleeps upside down like a bat. All we know is he's called the Stig.

[matthewgoodwon]

some say that he's chuck norris in descise, others say that his body is really a spaceship. but for all we know is that he,s the stig.

[TheTarrMan]

Some say that he fathered Chuck Norris, and that he already killed Osama Bin Laden only using his mind, All we know is he's called THE STIG!

[SonicOverlordUK]

Some say that he sucks moisture from ducks... and that his crash helmet is modeled on Isaac Newton's head. All we know is, he's not the Stig but he is the Stig's intelligent cousin!

[suraki939]

the stig him self's crash helmet is modeled from britney spear's head

[SonicOverlordUK]

Not to mention that, he's not Machine Washable, and that all his potted plants are called Steve. All we know is, he's called Stigy Bird!

[BethiieeXx]

EPIC WIN =]

[Archontasius]

some say, his voice can only be heard by cats..

[1983b1983]

The name Stig originates from Clarksons former school, Repton, and was the moniker by which new boys were always known. The cult surrounding the character has grown because he is routinely introduced on the show with a humorous reference to his alleged non-human faculties. Introductions include Some say his voice can only be heard by cats, and Some say one of his eyes is a testicle.

[KingofTheMountain900]

plagurism much?

[1983b1983]

yes all the time

[COSMINBAZA]

=)))))))))))))))

[lukeantony2]

ha ha lmfao thats well funny :)

[yahoopig]

the stig is my mum

[TsanGwanWai]

totally.

[cutelilhog]

Rofl. it's still funny XD

[1983b1983]

the stig is called ben collins, stuntman and ex american speedway driver

[statorah]

prove it

[daniel0731ex]

no, that's the black stig

[1983b1983]

perry mcarthy was the black stig and got fired for revealing it in his auto biography.

[Tlohreto]

Some say he's not Machine Washable, And that all his pott-plants are caled: Steve... All we know is, He's called the Stig

[dragonbwoy1]

my fave one was:

'some say he sucks the moisture from ducks...and that he can open a beer bottle with his testicles'

XD

[brydon189]

lol i liked the one where clarkson said some say he doesnt like to get his helmet wet and then they showed a pic of him using an umbrella

[Murat509]

i know stigs parents

[wyattnoel]

ah, the wit of innocents is always intriguing

[wembley05]

wyattnoel what a knob head you are! You also state you are British on your home page which is more embarrassing as I am English and ashamed of you! Go and look at garden watering programs if you don't like top gear! Fuck of this site and stop making stupid comments!

[SourGrey]

LOL