Online Dating Tips: Profile Pictures

[ombredancer]

Can I just subscribe to your videos from this channel? ;) 

[sharpeilover1997]

You have such a cute laugh!!

[EllysaE]

LOL

[Adrahailn]

"Bushy bush bush..... We're movin' on."

I almost wet myself.

[vompvomq]

i love your videos, they're great and you make me laugh so much :D

[johnmas25]

Very cool video!

[unatics]

Your opening roar reminded me of Monty Python`s beginning of `Buying an Ant` sketch.

[CaptinVegas]

hahhaahahahahah! DO Not do that on your first date, EVER! I love this guys facts though... fuck! hahahah. Either way, his tips do make a good point. I ve always like the random profile pics that have been taken straight from the internet. With high contrast resolution and professional lighting. unless theyre a model. Anyways. good stuff.

And if you to see to good dating site... go to my profile, and go to the website stated... enjoy....

good video man

[Poptartcatful]

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.



[SmileTodayPlz]

Thanks god;)



[pbandjmurphy]

Are rebounds unhealthy? Either rebound sex or rebound relationships.

[musicrox0719]

actually went on a dating site. got soooooo many messages. thanks, joe!

[theresak419]

same phone case (y)

[meroMYhero]

oh my she likes green ahahha

[jerrynova14]

"I'm sorry, it's public domain." That is great, totally using that next time I shamelessly make fun of people (on the internet or otherwise).

[RomanticChallenger]

What do you think about mine, Joe?

[WakingEmptyx]

You know what's pretty hilarious? My ex is currently scavenging the online dating world for e-ass. (I know because I was researching online dating websites myself and found his profile.) He only has one picture up, and it's five years old. He added the caption, "Sorry there is only one pic up. I have more on Facebook, but none seem to upload." That's code for, "That picture is five years old and I've let myself go since then."

[tombstonediploma]

Dear Joe,

What's a boy and how can I make it love me?

[MrDramaKingTV]

I want you and Tyler Oakley to have many gorgeous little babies.

[ewalk2014]

I laughed so hard at this I snorted six times.

[PNKEEE07]

i want your iphone case!

[froregon]

I giggled when you said testes. And for the rest of the video.

[chakafortuna]

Hey Joe, how about a video on unrequited love? And/or how to tell someone you love them? (Nope, not connected at all... *whistles nonchalantly*)

[adorkabledeux]

Can u do one on accepting rejection?

[track1of12]

LMFAO You're so fucking funny! Glad I subscribed.

[WhoDatNation69]

I want u to be my 1st im 18 barely legal and Im sooo inlove with u

[TheDeathlyHallows25]

I love you Joe!!!

[junenostalgia]

You're hilarious! Not sure how helpful your tips would have been but it's not like dating advice is going to make this (me) any more appealing so whatevs

[allysuffyrox]

Man, I love you.

[DustoffDust]

You like a dem planes....lol

[opointon]

I always click like on your videos, I genuinely wish I could click 'love' on this one! Really laugh-out-loud!!

[nicciweasley]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The commentary on the pics... That killed me!

[NatiMellark]

lol I've never laughed so hard...my family thinks I'm crazy right now

[MarSav93]

Joe, I love you so much, my god. 

[nicamd1]

Can you do one about getting over rejection?

[fancymysteries]

you are just the best thing ever..

[MaggaTheMuggle]

Your comments on the pictures were priceless :)

[missmelissaann82]

This one was SOOOO funny! Please comment on more people's pictures, like maybe on facebook. Oh, so funny! :)

[AliceMay6]

Ohhhh my God, you make me laugh :'D

[jayeldubya]

where did you get your phone case?

[xoxbeth86]

Making the intro my ringtone.

[turniphead91]

omg! that that is so funny!!! i genuinely want to have that british accent and have a beast of a tash!!! XD

[chandlerbing113]

I genuinely love your voice. I could listen to it for hours, something about it sooooothes me :) <3

[GetDefraged]

Lmfao... I haven't laughed like this in awhile, thanks. <3

[jenny89111]

Can you tell me some nice website where i might meet more friendly friends ?(not sexual )

[naugirl5]

Why was this so funny?!

[hereverydayadventure]

Most annoying beeping is coming from one of the ads on this page. MAKE IT STOP!

[hellomissjennifer]

Hahahahah oh my goodness Joe always makes my day. ALWAYS.

[sswainca]

Joe, I can't. What even? Oh my god I love you. Bahahaha!

[laurakate812]

you're my favorite.

[LizelleIbns]

I reconsidering online dating because of you.

[roxanney4]

So girl, you uh like a dem planes?

[davaeron666]

Number one TIP would be not to advertise yourself as someone you are not.

It's freakin superficial.

[TehMusicHo]

Oh my....She likes green...

[littlecookie369]

It ukulele is commiting suicide in the background.

[Stungunfun]

Was the noise you made in the intro some sort of Disneykid1 mating call? If not, you should consider it.

[loserbop]

joe hates the bush

[ninjaXpup]

How do you strike up a conversation with someone online, like over AIM, without coming off as weird, if you don't normally talk to them?

[STHayden]

TESLA!!!

[STHayden]

I wish you three talked to each other more.

[cherry1o8]

We have the same OtterBox… Am I cool yet?

[mynameisanalcohol]

I just want to have sex with you. All of the time.

[tinyartist18]

Why were you acting like a high wookie in the beginning?

[clarissa61190]

I want to join a dating website JUST to test all your tips out!

[kira902k]

I was literally crying of laughter when you were commenting on the pictures.

There are tears.

Everywhere.

Omfg.

[itsapearproductions]

First five seconds: hottest thing ever. Unf.

[MrGuaroa69]

LMAO <3 u !

[frenchydude00]

I MISS THE ASK JOE PODCAST SO MUCH ! What happened ?... sadface

[45Girl56]

3:23 oh my dear sweet baby jesus, joseph, you are a goof.

[alisonwilliams24]

You are funniest when you attempt and fail at being funny. How does that work?

[XxBoyBloodyxX]

0:19 lolwut?

[sashbme]

the beginning of the video startled the shit out of me...

[charlotteisntreal]

I liked this video before I even watched it, just on the strength of 0:00 to 0:05.

[panchitatheturtle]

long distance relationships :|

[lotsoflaughs45]

you are the funniest... i cant even...

[francescorrina]

yes we do get the genital idea!

[Rainbowsend09]

Was your opening the mating call of that rare and delicate species, the wild Arkansiana Homosexuallus?

[simpliste90]

Gosh I'm happy that you appear weekly in my sub box again.

[xxjanie182]

What about when you don't WANT to date? How do you make people understand that?

[biggismalls4u101]

I loled so much

[sportynspunky78]

Hey girl,

You uh-like-a dem planes?

I can't stop replaying. You're just too hysterical.

[TheIntergalacticNerd]

You are so wonderfully weird

[RomioneLove17]

YOU ARE HILARIOUS! And clever.. cockpits

[05ALMA20]

Haha cockpits xD

[JiaStarFace]

Lolz.

[midaftermoonx]

is it okay if your prof pic is with your dog or is that a prob? abbrevs

[WeirdKailey]

Dying, oh mah gaad x]

[deararistocracy]

AWWW JOE <3 your so giggly today :DD

[SirilPotter]

Tickle you with my mustache! xD

[Amarox3000]

'Let me tickle you with my moustache!' Oooh.. kinky ;D

[fangparty]

omg he is actually a dinosaur!

[catiedoesit]

Do you have any advice about long-distance relationships? ie: when they are/ are not a good idea, how to make them successful, etc.

[KTxxxxxxxx]

awkward moment when I was reading the comments at the end of the main part of the video and thought you were dying when you kept saying joe so had to scroll up really fast to see if you were ok

[macarmenadoree]

That guy drinking the soda was freakin' shmexy.

Question: Are these supposed to be just questions for singles, or can I ask relationship questions as well?

[lischen203]

i love your homour ! your hilarious

[jenora234]

I like the room color!

[GeeEmOh]

you're fucking hilarious, and you improve my life.

[idfkandrew]

Online dating seems sketchy, but these videos are too hilarious not to watch.

[thekingofdefford]

I CAN SEE HENRY on the shelf in the background :D can you? I wonder what Henry's profile pic would be heheee.

[bandg4evr]

I like how you make yourself laugh.

[mkdfan1990]

I die of laughter watching these videos!

You are amaaaziiiinnnngggllyyyy hilarious!

[officialravenzoe]

haha oh god you just make my life so much better.

[SweetMissBisou]

I would love to know how to reject someone you actually care about. Every time I try it, I just wanna hug them and throw every cliché at their face, but that makes the friendship kinda weird.

[ifailbigtime]

Hey Joe! Online dating could lead to long distance relationships. What are your thoughts about those?

[EighteenPrettyYears]

"Let me tickle you with my moustache" LOL I've watched so many vloggers by now that I don't even find funny anymore but you always keep me coming back for more hahahaha you're awesome ;) <3

[lanush22]

I love you jo!

[iKnowWhyNo]

I have the same iPhone Case and also a white iPhone ;D

[benice90210]

This morning I was like, I need to see some Joe today. Wish granted.

[emblegirl]

5 seconds in you already have me laughing. love you joe!

[SMFortissimo]

3:00 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy doesn't own a picture phone, or a cell phone, or even a phone phone . . .

[LinaisYummy]

I kept thinking my sound was broken :) lol

[MidnightPrince13]

@LinaisYummy me too.... O_O

[ToddLamming]

BUSH !

[shloopy5]

omg soo many people do the phone picture in the mirror thing

[cameronthemonster]

DO A PART THREE! I love these online dating videos! What's the next step in approaching someone you think is cute and interesting? So often my convo's on those kinds of websites become sooo mundane. How do you spice it up so it can turn into a date?

[answerly]

@cameronthemonster There will definitely be more parts!

[thehallows441]

I'm not even interested in online dating, you're just so fucking hilarious

[NargelsLikesMe]

That intro scared me soo much

[Antworkk]

Also, don't take a picture of yourself from above!

[jacksonk9600]

first



[ElphasBoy]

Pleaase answer! I like my best guy friend and he kind of liked me but then his best friend likes me. Help please!! <3 LOVE YOU

[HannahOnAir]

Lovely ukulele in the background

[arielsmithification]

...im supposed to be doing homework. oh well...

[tombstonediploma]

Dear Joe,

What is a boy and how can I make it love me?