Fastest Goal in Soccer History

[aalsuwaidi2010]

Americans suck at football, they only make embarrassing records,,, just focus on your rugby football a lot better for you.

[Sydney2898]

@zeroireland Women's football is a real sport. Just like men's football! They play the same fucking sport! So why don't you shut the hell up and stop being sexist!

[Sydney2898]

@zeroireland It sort of does! Who has the most goals in US history? Mia Hamm! And last time I checked was a girl! The US Women's National team in numeber one in the world! And the men are um lets see...oh yeah! 31! So next time you want to insult women's soccer...WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT FIRST BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID!

[zeroireland]

@Sydney2898

Ok,

1). You can quote me all the bullshit statistics you like, women's football doesn't count regardless. They can score all the goals they like, it's still unimpressive;

2). American 'soccer' also doesn't count. Haha.

[ElMaestr0Xavier0]

@DavidCole98 North American translation of Football

[DavidCole98]

whats soccer?

[iIFIFIi]

THE FAST GOAL IS FOR AL-HIAL "SAUDI ARABIA"

[squarebear99]

Brits used to call them pants too, of course, which explains underpants.

[innismor11]

It's "women's college history". It's been done in mend's soccer (including a Man U Team B exhibition game", and it likely took a second less, with a more direct shot on goal.

[guest101ism]

0:05 Damn look at that vertical...

[TwistedRage96]

she could've saved it, all she had to do was punch it out and not try to slap at it. plus not to be sexist, ok this is totally sexist, but women soccer goalies are awful they have no quick reflexes and don't move as fast.

[Wintovisky]

"Soccer". Dislike.

[TheSuperZulu]

Its called football...

[Vimtox]

@TheSuperZulu It's also called soccer. It's just an alternate word for the same thing. Deal with it.

Americans say "pants" instead of "trousers". Yet we don't argue about shit like that?

Drop your pride. It's called football and soccer worldwide. Appreciate the game. Not bitching about the fucking name of it.

(I'm English by the way and have called it football all my life, I just have the common sense to realise not everybody else in the world will follow our language exactly)

[VialOfficial]

hope she can kick the cat out of the kitchen that quick !

[GhostSC359]

what does...women's...soccer mean? couldn't find it in a dictionary

[terrorclaws0]

fuck who names it soccer

[MrTomi123456]

@terrorclaws0 americans you little prick.

[terrorclaws0]

@MrTomi123456 fuck em

[THEboxmanwithblobby]

i believe its pronounced football

[muhammad40000]

Lucky goal

[chinoantrax85]

Who gives a fuck what country the girls are from soccer is a world wide sport this goal was beast @420b3stbud3v3r you are a pendejo

[420b3stbud3v3r]

@chinoantrax85 soccer my point exactly

[420b3stbud3v3r]

NO its soccer even if you are from a different country this is an American video with American teams

[codowd93]

@420b3stbud3v3r Football. Its in the name..."Foot"ball. End of.

[zeroireland]

Women's football doesn't count

[thesportsprincess]

@zeroireland yes it does its doesnt always have to be about the guys

[zeroireland]

@thesportsprincess

In football, it's only the men's that counts and that's the truth.

[thepaperman9]

@zeroireland not really but u got to give a little credit for them trying

[ryanwthxx]

Do you play American football with your foot 90% of the time?

[backspacearrows]

we should just call it soccer. Fine, in Britain call it football all you like, as you would in many other countries.

XD ran out of room

[backspacearrows]

Look, about the whole football/soccer war thing. I'm Irish, and we have our own football, which we call football, and we usually call soccer/football soccer. @adamkiksyou Universally it's really called soccer, Irish football is called Gaelic Football, and then there's American Football, often the source of the debate. Many countries have their own versions of football, so I think when speaking universally,

[ParkLifeBandMusic]

they scored so quickly cause the keepers a girl, and she should be making a sandwich

[BooZeD91]

@ParkLifeBandMusic shut up mate lol

[l0g1]

lol? 3 in middlefield when starting?

[Alkatras06]

what a hit :)

[devturk10]

now try scoring against a guy...

[jerros91]

First of all, it is football! Second: you can't start in the middle! It is not allowed in football (at least it isn't allowed in mens' league..

[taize01]

she can kick it further than i can :')

[kaimakani13]

most guys cant kick that far haha

[99pblmsB1TCHaint1]

must be almunia's daughter

[MrCharliePink]

its women's football it doesn't count



[davethedrummer1]

lol women

[evilash1996]

This video was taken from American television. Its not European so its called SOCCER. NOT football!

[adamkiksyou]

@evilash1996 ? Shut up, it's called football, regardless of where it is in the world, football is football, the most universal thing you'll ever see.

[awfulaardvark]

WHAT? COMON YALE SUPPORT OUR TOWN

[vDezive]

why is the kitchen so green

[myhomeboy]

@vDezive LOL.

[bradthornton123]

ball wasnt played forward from kick off!!! NO GOAL

[ratmmachine1]

@bradthornton123 It doesnt matter as long as two people touch the ball before it goes in. One being the player taking the shot the other being the goalie.

[PlayNChilllStudio]

My fastest goal is 21 sec

[iain33344]

thats a weird looking kitchen

[MrSolidOrochi]

American: how can this be... this is soccer...

European: soccer? THIS IS FOORBALL!

[iain33344]

@MrSolidOrochi you fucking dope, when trying to make a joke insulting Americans you may want to spell the penultimate word of you joke correctly, good Day!

(fucking Retard)

[CoreyOnPS3]

they should get a new keeper.

[N3XUSCinema]

@CoreyOnPS3

your face

[CoreyOnPS3]

@N3XUSCinema

nub

[TheEpicsx]

Funny looking kitchen

[88888888mvr]

china. Your country just decided to steal their idea and make a league for it.

[88888888mvr]

@arwalesagain stfu you dumb Brit, I love SOCCER, SOCCER is my favorite sport, not football... SOCCER, I have played SOCCER for 9 years. SOCCER!!!!!!! If you would have grown up playing SOCCER, you wouldn't think of it as a stupid name. Even though we call it SOCCER, it's still the same freaking game. and football or whatever the hell you want to call it originated in China thousands of years ago. Way to try to make yourself feel proud of your country but like most things, football was made in c

[MCroxxie14]

weak as goaley

[chubbyxDD]

yeo yeo yeo because yeoo

[MEHVIDEOZ]

this doesn't count as football, why?

- It's in America

-It's womens

[engieboy12]

ive seen faster, 3 seconds by some brazilian

[PastryPieTerrorist]

The goal shouldn't have been allowed as the ball was played backwards and not forwards over the line.

[SnipaFr3aK]

I live in america and I have to say british football is much more of a mans game than american football will ever be, all it is people trying to kill each other, not even slightly entertaining

[MsRonaldovanPersie]

ALL U PPL WHO DISLIKED THIS... ARE FAGS

#respect

[TUNGMaNX]

The yanks called their sport football but they hold the ball in their hands most of the time?

[xitsKittox]

@TUNGMaNX STFU

[youngdrummer3]

soccer, football,, who cares what its called. its a stupid fairy sport anyway.

btw, its really called soccer

[ItalianSoccerKid14]

@youngdrummer3 you really have absolutely no idea what your talking about. This is real football and its for REAL men. The people who play are the best athletes in the world hands down.

[youngdrummer3]

@ItalianSoccerKid14 are you joking? american football players? basketball players? strength and speed. soccer = fast but twiggy.

in a fight, american football > poor country football every time.

[cheezedudle]

North Carolina vs Yale. Actually it's yale against Yale because Yale... Dumbass american

[liteyagami1]

Soccer? This is football

[AsILayDyingOWNS77]

@liteyagami1 SOCCER

[KevKevert]

@liteyagami1 Soccer in the US, football in the rest of the world.

[cbr8811]

@liteyagami1 stfu british prick, in america we call it soccer. if u call it "football" whereever the fuck u live then u can call it football there, no one else cares. in south america they call it futbol. its called different things around the world it doesnt only have one title of "football" u do not own the title of the damn game so stfu please

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 Actually they do as they invented the game. I suppose it's just the American way to tarnish a sport by giving it a stupid name like 'soccer' when the rest of the world calls it 'football' or a close variation of it. Of course the Americans can't call it that because they already have another sport called 'football'; a sport that predominantly requires use of the hands. Well done USA. USA! USA! USA!

[cbr8811]

@arwalesagain  just hop off annoying brit with u and ur shitty teeth

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 Who is 'u'? And who is 'ur shitty teeth'? I don't know these people.

[cbr8811]

@arwalesagain Ur shitty teeth are ur only friends. U should know who they are

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 Oh man, I didn't realise you were a psychologist. Please, keep analysing my life through this medium of semi-anonymity. I hope you're not going to charge for this session though...

[cbr8811]

@arwalesagain Lol? How would a psychologist know how many friends a person has?

What you said made no sense, nice try though. LMAO looks like another kid on youtube trying to seem smart by using big words. Hahahaha

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 Another reading? Thanks man. I just assumed you were a psychologist because you read me so perfectly. What I said made no sense to you because the words were spelled correctly and you couldn't understand the words. 'Trying to seem smart by using big words'; brilliant, how old are you? 6? 7? Just because I use the English language correctly it doesn't mean I'm trying to 'seem smart', it means I'm not retarded and therefore don't feel the need 2 tlk lik u. Goodnight x

[cbr8811]

@arwalesagain No, that's definitely just you trying to seem smart. Just hop off annoying brit, hopefully a good night's rest will possibly stop your vaginal pain so you stop taking it out by being an absolute queer. Mkay?

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 Where did you learn how to analyse people's lives through what they write on the internet? That seems like a good life skill to have. Also, you're smarter than I thought, nice bit of irony calling me a queer and then ending your comment with 'Mkay?', I chuckled, you made a funny.

[cbr8811]

@arwalesagain It was on purpose because I don't take internet arguments as seriously as you do. Mkay?

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 If you read through what I've written you will see that I have done nothing but mock your supposed magic analysis skills whereas you have responded with genuine insults. So obviously that means I have taken this seriously whereas you have been totally calm and civil. Your judgement skills must be the poorest I have ever seen. MmMmMmMmKkKkKkAaAaAaYyYyYy?

[cbr8811]

@arwalesagain That's cool bro. Have fun staying inside your room on Youtube, I'm going out. Mkay? Bye bye (:

[arwalesagain]

@cbr8811 Have fun :). I had fun earlier when I went out, but of course it's late at night now, you obviously wouldn't know about the whole time difference thing (yet another poor judgement from you) because you're American and therefore know nothing of the world outside of the United States. Typical ignorance and all that jazz. But, as I said, have fun, try not to get shot too many times :)

[microppo]

@cbr8811 hahahahahahahahahaa you got owned and embarrassed!!!

[cbr8811]

@microppo hahahahahaha you have over 100 dislikes on your video! Nice!

[microppo]

@cbr8811 yeah because everyone on earth who isnt retarded would see I did it on purpose

[TheSuperAsianSniper]

@arwalesagain The word soccer originated in Europe, more than a few decades ago it was called both soccer and football in Europe, which ever term you preferred, didn't really matter. it was also called soccer before the derivation of American football from Rugby. Honestly America nor Europe really should care what it's called But don't sweat it man, you're only insulting the most powerful world!

[xV8Trucker]

@liteyagami1

Wayne?

[xitsKittox]

@liteyagami1 misma mierda..

[bigkiss4]

@liteyagami1 same shit

[ForestTrooper263]

@liteyagami1 soccer/football

[5238330]

@liteyagami1 football 1-0 soccer.

[iRunescapeGuide]

ITS CALLED FOOTBALL YOU YANKS.

[TheArtisticDesigner]

keeper fail.

[reyshakquit]

damn!!

[foggy691]

what was the 'keeper' doing?!!

[treadsuit]

why would you even try that

[oratnek0227]

I've done that before xD

[mileyfan7874]

Oh yeah represent Ya Ya. U awesome!! Congrats on the call back for the USWNT 2012 Olympic team!!

[CaptainInsano8943]

haha womens sports

[The4clowncorp]

she was staring at the kitchen and couldn't decide weather to save the ball or get back

[PapaKleif]

I wanted to see the number 2 top play...

[garply101]

I think that's the major criticism of the Women's game, the goalkeepers/goalkeeping.

[lovetoact]

Keeper too short.

[MrCupsi]

u stupid women..:))))

[Darthmortuus]

Rocket from outside the half

[WaspSnG]

Retarded goalkeeper.

[lophead25]

Now This just put's fernando torres to complete shame. :D

[34uberdude]

why are people making kitchen jokes? Alot of girls are actually better than boys in sports -_-

[Kodiak1775]

@34uberdude Spoken like a true woman.

[98Bronxkid]

@34uberdude DOUBT THAT HEYY IS MY DINNER DONE??

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

Is it just me or does the field seem significantly smaller than usual???

[MethshockFilms]

Woah! I never knew that there were actually people with grass in their kitchens!

[Doszz]

Nice shot........ for a girl!!

[MegaPlanker101]

its a woman, no wonder she made it  haha

[dreamlikelol]

wtf why you don't are in the kitchen(joke)(it's a beautiful goal)

sry for bad english

[th3docta]

SOCCER

[dViizE]

Woman.... What do you expect

[dreamthiefs]

Oppse, i ment Jenkins =3

[dreamthiefs]

Did anyone notice tht the slide bar at the bottem said Leroy......Leroy!! JENKINS!!!1 =3

[jimmyson45]

@elangelino12 looks like u learned how to spell in high school also.

[janssen70]

that goal is illegal by the rules,apparently women rules are different from the real one

[H3LM3TK1D]

Meanwhile, In the world of sports...

[alirezaavazzadeh]

this makes it eve more embaressing that its a women

[hit4beat]

football rules says its forbidden that 3 players cannot get in the middle circle when kick off...oops! sorry that was soccer right :)

[Roksonixx]

@hit4beat if they're on your own team it's fine.......

[hit4beat]

@Roksonixx did u ever play football of europa ? you must heard about UEFA somethin?

[Roksonixx]

@hit4beat it's the players of the opposing team that can't stand in the circle at kick off, that's what its there for, your own players can do whatever they want in their own half, even the goalkeeper can stand there

[hit4beat]

meanwhile in USA

[TheManxMadman]

better than the english team ..... oh the shame

[jedistar]

I watch woman's football when I need a good laugh. It is better than most sitcoms

[MrWaleeder]

If her kitchen were behind her, I'm sure she would have save it.

[StefanR10]

Yes in Woman Football

[SkyesTurnBlack]

What does soccer mean? I thought I was watching football hmmm........

[iopenpacks]

good goal, bad goalkeeper

[libreg]

The amount of sexism and European elitism these comments contain is quite impressive.

[Mitchell2996]

vid should be called, worst goalkeeper ever...

[MrMachinimator]

Where were the crowds? lol only like 4 people walking away

[Hagi123999]

Maybe that's why kitchens were invented?

[heroicjanitor]

Shocking keeper

[afrojothepimpinninja]

now can a man do it so i can take it seriously

[TheHonestCommenter]

classic women

[arpt64]

This one's against the rules, the ball wasn't played forward

[walezfynest]

Thats a funny looking ktichen :)

[lIT3dIT]

sutton in 2.4

[BigAirToy]

Did anyone notice the fagg in the begging? 0:01

[magici69]

Oh come on!! Why cant men do the same thing???

[Ifrid87]

Great goalkeeper

[vaporterra]

@citizen773 someone never had a girlfriend in high school

[masterflashito]

now lets see how fast she can make me a sandwich

[Arjanbouwmeester444]

ok, very nice goal, but now, BACK TO THE KITCHEN

[maximusinus]

@Arjanbouwmeester444 Made my day XD

[Milan9Zlatan]

i wounder what happens when the screen goes black

[mergynj]

hahahahhaa i love the unbelievable effort by the goalie just to get her heels off the ground barely

[Campeao42]

That goalie fckin sucks

[theilladelphian]

the problem here is in mens football that would have been saved cuz men are taller

[JamieCFurbo]

@timmsgiraffe fagg hahahaha

[TimsGiraffe]

as soon as it starts, look at the name of the FSU receiver at the bottom... :)

[DEEEKAYify]

who cares!!!! this is just bunch of women kicking a ball around. they should stick with thier husband's balls