I Am Not My Hair!

[daninicolex]

pause at 1:14

[daninicolex]

pause at 1:14

[Madisnugglebunnylei]

Bro, u got probs lol love it:)



[DawsonKnowles]

Don't make fun of Tegan and Sara </3

[redjokr]

@DawsonKnowles She didn't make fun of Tegan and Sara...

[colourPRDKTNZ]

@redjokr *He didn't...

[Yobama007]

Lol awesome

[Tayanimation94]

Visionary:)

[99clemsonfan]

I am actually mad because I don't have a tinsel wig.

[iiraspberryii]

Who besides me knew that he was impersonating Kim Kardashian at 0:17?

[theultimategirl26]

@iiraspberryii me!:D

[iiraspberryii]

@theultimategirl26 Haha. :D

[JonnieVamp]

but the hair that you have can also be a way of expressing yourself. I'VE HAD ENOUGH! THIS IS MY PRAYER- THAT ILL DIE LIVING JUST AS FREE AS MY HAIR!

[chrysafinE97]

@JonnieVamp hell yeah

[SwitchSanada]

I see how shane dawson likes this man :D

[GG0990Productions]

Thanks for making my life with this one. I needed a good laugh as I've had my boyfriend's medical condition on my mind. You really do know how to pick a bitch up and make her feel good.

[MusicMeganNicole]

I dont know if this is supposed to be sherlie temple , marylin monroe , or george washington honey i aint even gonna play with this one .

[UnicornVamPire1]

highlight of my day :D thanks so much chris :P

[LuvYaNick98]

Don't listen to them damn haters-3(:

[dragonlord97100]

1:14 is my favorite face in the whole world

"you got a glow stick on ya"

[JenTheMisfit]

1:01 Bahahaha



[CpJubie]

LOL you're a really good actor

[kcutie440]

Don't be hatin cause I got a tinsel wig and you don't. ;-) LOL

[JayCodyLegit]

"They say the eyes are the window to my soul...." I lost it. xD You, my good sir, are hi-wait for it-larious.

[elizabeththeshortone]

haha beauty killer! i love jeffree star xD

[pajamasinhats]

I love the red wig! :P

[xXxKillaSkullxXx]

LMAO "I WAS SMOKING CRACK THE OTHER DAY"

[BuddahThePug]

you have such nice black hair xx

[SuperSims3Expert]

I like the second guy with the blue hair

[kyle12ful]

I think you would look amazing with Red/Blonde hair glasses.

[22photographyKatie]

I have a glow stick!! :D

[solunaraven]

you do look pretty as an EMO though :)

[MsLarissalove]

dude your a good actor :) tumben this one "up"

[ClaraKatana]

"is that tuna or is that fish"

ummm tuna IS a fish.....

[RKOyou]

@ClaraKatana that's the point, he's playing a dumb blonde

[ClaraKatana]

I LOVE TO RAVE

[MsSuperchicke]

im just thinking that you should have a sex change...

[HappyBunnyWunny]

Free As My Hair-Lady Gaga

[TheLadyTatou]

@HappyBunnyWunny that's exactky what i thought about :) but the song is just called "hair".

[HappyBunnyWunny]

@TheLadyTatou i was stating a quote and yea ik o.o

[TheLadyTatou]

@HappyBunnyWunny kay. :)

[malylovestebi137]

Let me tell u that u look beautiful with long or short hair..! u are such a beautiful person.. I admire u.!

[sammiyvanderlin]

@malylovestebi137 AGREED!!!

[forsomereasonIhateu]

If your stuck in emotional immaturity you will like this video.

[goddessdianamoon]

i love the crack whore and shirly temple one. too funny. lol. yes shirly temple.. i thought you looked like her before you said it so....

[serafinameister]

Lady Gaga disagrees.

[forsomereasonIhateu]

@serafinameister Lady DooDoo is a God and you are a peon. You would never know what she thinks she doesnt even know you and a billions of other creatures.

[serafinameister]

@forsomereasonIhateu You know I'm making a joke right? One of her song lyrics is "I am my hair."

[forsomereasonIhateu]

Only a child would like something as stupid as this. What an embarassment to the human race. Anyone could make a video like this especially someone around the 2nd or 3rd grade. Incredibly childish and gay.

[shutup932ify]

@forsomereasonIhateu well good for you! be a pice of shit and hate.

[forsomereasonIhateu]

@shutup932ify Your grammar puts you somewhere between 2nd & 3rd grade at best. Now go put some water in your mami's bowl, if I wanted to hear from you I would have gone out to the barn and asked you.

[shutup932ify]

@forsomereasonIhateu im not offended of your bullshit, so stop failing here and go do some thing whit out the computer.

[forsomereasonIhateu]

@shutup932ify Huh? I looked up the word "whit" and I couldnt find it anywhere. No offense but you are really stupid and cannot spell for shit. May I remind you that there are apes in captivity that have a greater comprehension of the English language and are smart enough not to fuck each other in the ass. "No you are not smarter than an ape".

[shutup932ify]

@forsomereasonIhateu "huh?" im still not offended and let me be stupid then! And you know what? your using words to sound smart, well you failed cus i still see you as jackass. And also! I see animals just like my friend so im glad that they cna be smarter than other people.

BTW:

i don`t have sex yet so.....yeah, leav me alone and stop being a nerd and go out some time.

[XXgav123xx]

Very good, clever guy/girl whatever

[WouldBeEmma]

1:09 is the funniest part..

[Pruneinei]

LOL the last one was hella funny. Nice one chris :p

[kem521]

omg i loved the jeffree star one hahaha

[L0veepanicc]

hahah i watched this on mute and its scary

[Sk8123i]

@L0veepanicc same.....

[WispaGoldMS]

i like your english accent

[stevencbaker]

jessica simpson one made me laugh haha

[mcrgerardway923]

:D so awesome!

[NeverSaidBefore]

AHAHHAHAH HES SO FUCKING AWESOME :) AHAHHAHA

[Wilnaybeth]

LOVE YOU CHRIS <3 MY GOD...YOU'RE AWESOME <3

[dueces123love123it]

btw, the last 3 ones were so hilarious!

[dueces123love123it]

Psssh, how you know i dont got a tinsel wig of my own?

[goodmorningchap]

THE RED HAIR! Ohhhh it looks so fantastic on him!

[petetreehugger]

LOL i LOVED the tegan and sara fan one you should totally make a charater out of that and do like a seres lol sooo funny

[1love1life1cookie]

this is amazing:)

[Hector947]

@shasky092614 why would he be an asshole by making fun of her?

[C0braGr0upi3]

Wigs aren't your hair. :P If you're trying to make fun of Lady Gaga's song, there is something seriously wrong with you. Dumbass.

[RKOyou]

@C0braGr0upi3 you don't get it dumbass

[mcnuggets5811]

I like 2006 Chris the best

[Andalious]

1:24!! Holy Shit! I laughed so hard!! - Jessica Simpson!! 0:58 - As soon as I saw the wig, I thought of that exact scene in Miss Jeffree's "Beauty Killer"!!lol

[MarkDavidRaford]

I love you Chris! Hahaha

[SmileyBrownies212]

You make a sexy redhead darling

[Liannaaaaaaaaaa]

1:20 LMAO

[s1monhuang]

i miss christine.

[etv112]

@1.20

[etv112]

1.20

[MissViolentCupcakes]

Oh Crap! It's a 2006 Chris Crocker coming through! (BTW Love the whole Beauty Killer Thing) Love you Chris!

[sunkistcutie1]

Momma aint raise no fool' !!!!

[UnicornMegaLove]

RED HAIR<3

[MaeLoves26andNicki]

ur really pretty with red hair

[Terinka14]

wow you look so pretty as a redhead :D

[GrrlyGore]

LOLOLOL

[Xxluvz4evaxX]

1:21 xD

[DualMonocle]

Wtf am I watching

[alexaa841]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, i love this.

[themiddleavacado]

DOES ANYONE GOTTA GLOW STICK?

[MichaelUkZone]

1:24 hahahahahaha I LOVE THAT ONE

[oowhistle4uoo]

0:29 LOVE hahahahah

[JasperNightmare]

Love the Jeffree Star one...I love Jeffree

[MrSmileMalin]

Hahahhahah xD Gosh i love u <3

[kaitlynhaas]

0:29 hahaaha

[ibanezjem1987]

lol at the last impression

[xAmphibiousx]

lets stereotype and insult the masses to prove a point that people shouldn't insult you...ur a joke, a sad joke that ppl are ashamed to laugh at including yourself.

[mariapereira94]

damnnnnnn this was fantastic and the part about the brain... yep

[TheNewyorkknight]

Best video ever!

[BabwEmely]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!

[swimmergal1998]

i love this guy (:

[leeleerox99]

"I'm like the punk-rock Ariel" The words of chris crocker

[ElectraLadyDk]

I think u should change ur name to chris cracker

[Crazy4Jonas2659]

@1:17 ahahahahahahahahahha <3

[CatJean15]

go red head. it was hot

[anaivh0128]

0:58 Jeffery star

[twilightmaniac3037mw]

You look so pretty at 0:43 it's one of those moment that if i didn't know who you were i'd probably think you were a girl.

[carthon12]

whos the eyes and windows bitch

[Lifesofnoobz]

"im a gothic nick carter" cracked me up! xD

[TheCoExister]

Lawl, Kim Kardashian. 0:15

[maddie2k11]

what is the one at 0:49

[octoBURRfirst]

@maddie2k11 the ugly betty

[maddie2k11]

@octoBURRfirst Ha LOL :)

[XxAnimeFreakXx123]

1:lindsay lohan xD...idk how to spell her name and idc

[TrippJadan]

9. JEFFREE STAR!!! Am I right???

[roar9998]

1:16 ROFL-ing so hard right now I can't even-

[octoBURRfirst]

hairstyles: 1. the crack head 2. ??? 3. the kim kardashian 4. the estelle 5. the alfalfa 6. -____- 7. the rihanna 8. the ugly betty 9. ??? 10. the jonas 11. the rick james 12 the justin bieber 13. the jessica simpson 14. the sher-ilyn washington 15. the chris crocker

[POPstar4u2]

@octoBURRfirst the first one is lindsay lohan

[i4gotmysn]

Hahaha, that was great. You have a lot of voices Chris. I like it. =)

[AdamHelper]

"Honey, I ain't even gonna play with this one!" LMFAO I just wanted to say that I laughed out loud just now, at work, and ppl are like wtf is he laughing at?! ahhaha

[JuliasarousRex]

at the beginning of the video i see that your wearing a shirt that says "Cc" ..were you in RyanJamesYezak's music video for Peacock by Katy Perry?

[keg2014]

i'm a gothing Nick Carter XD

[BawssWuzHere]

0:47 sort of creeped me out because he kind of looked like my GF there...

[wildncuz]

he sounds just like kim k

[nitsudg]

U let your eyebrows grow out.. u look much better than these tweezed thangs

[KibaIsMINE]

Thanks for the laugh :)

You're a wonderful person! Bye

[eojdlanor2]

MARILYN MONROE OR GEORGE WASHINGTON LOL

[Mikenified]

lol Kim Kardasian @ 0:17

[MrTiannaRawr]

i love u! xD

[RKOyou]

the first one is so funny lol XD

[thehottiezofhotchip]

1:15 Lol love itt<3

[xHatedKiddo]

He's so hot in every way. :D

[TangiblyYours]

"the hair on my head is not the brains underneath the wig." -my new favorite quote:)

[reukinoisemolol]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH XDDD me and my friend's were smokin' crack in the back ally, back in the back ally .. smokin' crack.

ANYBODY GOT SOME GLOWSTICKS?!

this is a comment.

[alexis001]

I find red hair for you to be soo hot XD

[TenshixXxNeko]

i luv ur wigs!!!!! cosplay time~!!

[HelloItsJoanna]

@TenshixXxNeko hahaha yes



[ItsJackMacDonald]

no top comment? Chris your hilarious!

[luvmenoworluseme4eve]

hahah so hilarious

[Haylexoxo102]

Lmfao! This makes me laugh everytime!!

[TheVampireFeed]

why does he have so many wigshaha?

[NekoUchihaxz]

Lol @ the Tegan and Sara one xD

[sahar1y]

u're hot with all ur looks xD <3

[GuillotineGirl6663]

I love you. The 'punk rock Ariel' clips was soooo pretty!

[Thekabum2]

W.T.F

[L33S373N]

This is hilaaaarious!

[MrNosex4you]

Thats pretty sick man :L

[MegaTommmm11]

i love you.

[VicodinVicky]

I think its my favorite video. Chris is so (always) intelligent and his sense of humor is so sharp in this video. gotta love it.

[maria112ful]

srsly!!! U GOTTA GET INTO A MOVIE !! =ppp

[ImCool415]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD HIGH-LARIOUS!!!

[dbpanda13]

WHAT HAPPEND TO UR BLONDE HAIR AND STUFF.....

now ur just gay not cool...juts gay

[MegaXXspongebobXX]

XDDD haha

[tDYLANs]

Im a really big tegan and sara fan, I love conceptual art, and i talk with my hands....i look nothing like that....Good job though lol

[LarkLovesYou]

love the jeffree star reference XD

[thecrazzywhitgirl]

I think you should totally rock the red wing at all times!!! Hotness. Just saying ;-)

[izzy8d2]

i thought the thumbnail was really some awkward girl

[MicroDaylight]

lololololololololololololololo­l

[DesYURRTYURRT]

One of your best videos 

[julieannaClark]

<3 Punk Rock Ariel

[twatplz]

"I'm a gothic Nick Carter"

[kaulitzgirl1000]

I love to rave!! <3

[enchainedtreasures]

LMAO Gothic Nick Carter...

[OperaGhostess]

This was hilarious. Chris, you're really funny now and it seems like you're so much happier. Good on you, mate.

[singingsuckers]

I swear you have the most prettiest smile! Makes me smile.

And you're So Fucking Hilarious! <3

[ClythiaMysticka]

00:31 WHERE CAN I GET ONE LIKE THAT.

[reillylovesspirit]

OMG ANYONE GOTZ A GLOW STICK!!!

[ivacast97]

I can so tell you're a guy by the way you act :)

[mimimimimimi9110]

A brain? Really?! Where?

[lilmissgaga]

OMG ROFL :')