"Officer, there was a bee that flew into the cab and I'm allergic. I freaked and opened the door to get out. I didn't realize I was still moving when I did it. HONEST! PLEEEEEEEZ don't cite me!" "Mr. insurance adjustor, look at the accident report. It was a total accident. HONEST!" "I'm usually an excellent driver. I NEVER take chances or do dumb things (like hang out of the cab just for the hell of it) while driving. HONEST!
Just think about if some little boy was walking on the sidewalk trying to get home to play his new video game, and some 2ton pick up comes and smash him up against a pole, just because some retard decided to be cool!! I bet this guy is out of jail now trying again, IF he ever even went!!!
In the uk you would probably be put in jail for less than this. im not exagerrating either, go rob an old persons house and they'l give you a punch when they arrest you but only a £300 fine. do something a bit fast/crazy in your car and all of a sudden its dangerous driving with the intent to blah blah. and they want to chuck you in with the paedophiles
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fuck you asshole... americans ONLY invented flight, the telephone, the car, and so on and so forth. Don't let 1 dumbass give you a bad look on an entire country.
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Shut up faggot. America may be getting worse, (Obama in office is not helping) but it is still the least corrupt country there is. You are just jealous probably because you weren't born in america and thus you are not an american citizen.
Your political knowledge scares me. You should see the movie Zeitgeist and rethink your opinion about the USA. Regarding Obama, that poor guy has a lot of work to do to fix what the Republicans fucked up in the last 8 years. BTW, that's not only my opinion but that from almost every person in the world with a little bit culture. I know a couple of companies in Europe that were waiting for the results of the election so they could start investing in the US again in case Obama wins.
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The US economy and all started getting fucked up when the democrats took control 2 years ago (don't believe me? look at a 2 year stock graph). Henry Ford (an American) created the first mass-production car, so yes, I am VERY sure Americans invented the car.
OK I realize I've made a mistake about the cars... but the US is home to basically the first mass produced car that most people were able to afford. Right, mass production isn't inventing... but Ransom Olds debuted the first large scale affordable production-line cars in 1902 (not in the 20s). However Ford expanded the idea and helped it become popular beginning in 1914.
And if immigrants come to the States (basically making them American, since we don't have any original race... except for maybe the native americans), and they invent something here, I think its safe to say its an American invention. And I highly doubt Obama will fix anything significant in 4 years. He's made waaay to many unreasonable promises and watch, people will get disappointed in him and he probably won't get reelected in 2012. He'll probably only make things worse...
thanks to his policies and lack of experience. Hey, don't get me wrong, I don't hate Obama, I hope this country will get fixed, but looking at everything's he's done and plans to do I don't see him doing anything good. Maybe I'll be suprised... who knows
look up which countries are on top in the Human Development Index, Averarge-Standard-of-living Index, Average Income-per-inhabitant, Enverimental Performance Index, and even the Democracy Index
Notice the area - there were houses there and so he could have killed a kid or someone had the car continued. No way would he have time to regain control.
This is one of those vids where you just cant say something nice,this fucking clown deserved 2 b run over by his own car just 2 teach the cunt the consequences of his actions,obviously this wasnt the first time he'd hit his head hard on the ground and hopefully it wont be his last.
The Special Olympics called. Your application has been denied. I'm so sorry.
smoothoperator427 3 months ago
wasn't this on tosh.o
EddieKuntz94 4 months ago
"Officer, there was a bee that flew into the cab and I'm allergic. I freaked and opened the door to get out. I didn't realize I was still moving when I did it. HONEST! PLEEEEEEEZ don't cite me!" "Mr. insurance adjustor, look at the accident report. It was a total accident. HONEST!" "I'm usually an excellent driver. I NEVER take chances or do dumb things (like hang out of the cab just for the hell of it) while driving. HONEST!
INTIMIDATOR3FAN 9 months ago
What a f-ing shit head!!!!! This would have been awesome if he got ran over!!!
minicopilot 10 months ago
what an idiot !!!! Take a chance with a nice truck like that...what the hell is this dude thinking geeeez
realoutdoors 11 months ago
who feels sorry for him?? not me what stupid thing to do.!
russelltrigger 11 months ago
what a mongo
paisley12345 11 months ago
hahahaha how high do you have to be (or bored for that matter) to think of this shit up??
8SecKawi 1 year ago
Hay! You cant steer the truck from the roof dumbass!
mysticdragon9999 1 year ago
wow that is messed up.. that truck is all wrecked!!!!
Bill22675 1 year ago
what a nutcase...
Bill22675 1 year ago
i bet that chevy still runs. dont forget its hard as a rock
quadstar90 1 year ago
He must be the Brain Damage Poster Boy!
vinnierusso99 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAH!!!
NerdBriaan 1 year ago
lol
m3tpuppet 1 year ago
haha
fishnmaster420 1 year ago
did you see that hydrant go flying!! HAHAHA lucky bastard could have gotten run over by his own truck at the end
marcus33 1 year ago
downer
MrBlobby360 1 year ago
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BkLyNsK8r23 1 year ago
idiot
tshepi7 1 year ago 2
i know for a fact that this guy got an I.Q. lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut
SpiritsoftheWolf 1 year ago
this guy is soo dumb. poor truck LOL
bdbfighting 1 year ago
This is a clip from BAD KIDS anyone have a line on the DVD Trailer?
Twitchy380Magnum 1 year ago
set up shit was fake
8Liferuiner8 1 year ago
no wonder insurance premiums are so fucking high.....cause idoits like that..
atvcanamdan 1 year ago
this is priceless never gets old!!
PureKush707 1 year ago
I doubt insurance is gonna cover your stupid prank.
TotalGraffiti 1 year ago
too bad there was no little kids around you could have totally run them over ya fag goof!
sandycrack96 1 year ago
PRICK ²
Deutsch187 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
kmgopher 1 year ago
DOUCHE BAG!
mturner2003 1 year ago
lmfao
killyoubitch27 1 year ago
what an idiot!
LevelCarnivore1 1 year ago
Don't mess with utility poles, youll lose.
Broadcastbuddy2 2 years ago
Atleast he was smart enough to jump off before impact.
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ThePottersvessel 2 years ago
idiot. what did this guy expect to happen?
tallboi121 2 years ago
stupid fucker..dont worry daddy will pay for it!
yamaharider520 2 years ago 4
that was a nice truck too, stupid ppl shouldnt have nice things
6Camel6Finger6 2 years ago
Betting this made the FailBlog....
HammerPowered 2 years ago 3
This guy has not one single IQ. He's so stupid, there are no words describing it.
wodanowitz 2 years ago 6
stupid is as stupid does
byblosadvocate 2 years ago
lol dude he hit a fire hydrant, he should go to jail for this or at least lose his license
CaringNarcissist 2 years ago
Just think about if some little boy was walking on the sidewalk trying to get home to play his new video game, and some 2ton pick up comes and smash him up against a pole, just because some retard decided to be cool!! I bet this guy is out of jail now trying again, IF he ever even went!!!
mybro727 2 years ago 2
muppet, allthough his vehicle probably has some kind of steering fault for the front wheels not to stay self centred
shakealeg1990 2 years ago
no he was going on a slight angle to begin with then when his wheel hit the gutter it pulled the car to a side
GoLdyiii 2 years ago
That's why you have someone else inside the truck..
XxcKyCoBHCxX 2 years ago 2
Out of 30 million sperm THIS GUY was the fastest? Shit, its amazing he didn't kill anyone. Talk about a gross waste of oxygen.
quixable 2 years ago 3
This guy should be in jail.
In the uk you would probably be put in jail for less than this. im not exagerrating either, go rob an old persons house and they'l give you a punch when they arrest you but only a £300 fine. do something a bit fast/crazy in your car and all of a sudden its dangerous driving with the intent to blah blah. and they want to chuck you in with the paedophiles
ineedajoint 2 years ago
The guy needs to take an IQ test. To see if he can get past Retard.
guri131 2 years ago 2
what an asshole,he could have hit someones kid! not cool,
drummerg2 2 years ago
man i cannot believr this guy would do this for a start, THEN to video it and even worse chuck it on YT. what a dick shit
chargin48 2 years ago
lol dumbass..
flatlandskater198 2 years ago 15
that looks like some oboma ass s,,t to me retard ....that was some stupid sh.t
shitfaceyeah 2 years ago
i have absolutley no sorry for this guy, but his poor truck didnt deserve that. dumn shit
fishininthesouth 2 years ago 28
This man had to of been on drugs lol
327chevelle71 2 years ago
dumbass
drmak3r 2 years ago 5
wow, lets try this in a suburban neighborhood.
solidus311 2 years ago
go stupid, go DUMB DUMB
ralphredimix 2 years ago
fuck i hope this idiot went to jail, who could have hit anything or anyone...
nicoadam33 3 years ago
This guy is an idiot what did he think would happen ...
Sinpwns 3 years ago 3
why the hell would u talk about obama on this video dumb fuckers?
jmoney9427 3 years ago
would u mother fuckers shut up about obama ur just kids u dotn know anything about politics
pazorxx123 3 years ago
I don't know much about Obama but the video was funny.
SniperChilliZeroXS 3 years ago
Epic Fail
Dayberry 3 years ago
fucking faggot should be killed...lucky he didnt hit some poor kid playing on sidewalk
Ebolacrash 3 years ago 2
ducon.....
maxdatha 3 years ago
yip wot a dumbass pity about th jeep though thick yanks at it again
danfoose 3 years ago
this had "fuck up" written all over from very start!
sanjostyle 3 years ago
It looks like the truck ran him over when it rebounded from hitting the pole. what the hell was this guy doing? committing insurance fraud?
Artyfil 3 years ago
first what kind of damn stunt were you trying to do seacond was the truck driver drunk
megaplay1001 3 years ago
only americans are so stupid to try this -.-
kgbgrabben 3 years ago
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fuck you asshole... americans ONLY invented flight, the telephone, the car, and so on and so forth. Don't let 1 dumbass give you a bad look on an entire country.
Artyfil 3 years ago
in america there are extremes: fat or extreme sport nerd or goodstuff-guy extremely dumb or genius
W33MAN93 3 years ago 7
Americans invented the car???
I'm not so sure about that.
Don't forget that about half of American inventions are actually from immigrants that moved to the States, so technically not really Americans.
Like Tesla (inventor of the telephone)- and no, it was not Bell, nor Marconi or edison!
pjdaprinz 3 years ago 4
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Shut up faggot. America may be getting worse, (Obama in office is not helping) but it is still the least corrupt country there is. You are just jealous probably because you weren't born in america and thus you are not an american citizen.
BarneyIsPerverted 3 years ago
Your political knowledge scares me. You should see the movie Zeitgeist and rethink your opinion about the USA. Regarding Obama, that poor guy has a lot of work to do to fix what the Republicans fucked up in the last 8 years. BTW, that's not only my opinion but that from almost every person in the world with a little bit culture. I know a couple of companies in Europe that were waiting for the results of the election so they could start investing in the US again in case Obama wins.
pjdaprinz 3 years ago 7
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The US economy and all started getting fucked up when the democrats took control 2 years ago (don't believe me? look at a 2 year stock graph). Henry Ford (an American) created the first mass-production car, so yes, I am VERY sure Americans invented the car.
Artyfil 3 years ago
The economy got fucked with the Irak war back in 2001/2002 - look the dolar course.
Henry Ford created the first assembly belt in the 20's.
The first car was build by Benz (Germany) and Daimler (Germany) in 1886- later they became one company - Daimler Benz!
Benz merged with Mercedes and Daimler merged with Chrysler.
You really have no clue what you're talking about and didn't even bother to double check before answering. It's called ignorance - Sorry, no offense!
Mass producing isn't inventing
pjdaprinz 3 years ago 3
OK I realize I've made a mistake about the cars... but the US is home to basically the first mass produced car that most people were able to afford. Right, mass production isn't inventing... but Ransom Olds debuted the first large scale affordable production-line cars in 1902 (not in the 20s). However Ford expanded the idea and helped it become popular beginning in 1914.
Artyfil 3 years ago
And if immigrants come to the States (basically making them American, since we don't have any original race... except for maybe the native americans), and they invent something here, I think its safe to say its an American invention. And I highly doubt Obama will fix anything significant in 4 years. He's made waaay to many unreasonable promises and watch, people will get disappointed in him and he probably won't get reelected in 2012. He'll probably only make things worse...
Artyfil 3 years ago
thanks to his policies and lack of experience. Hey, don't get me wrong, I don't hate Obama, I hope this country will get fixed, but looking at everything's he's done and plans to do I don't see him doing anything good. Maybe I'll be suprised... who knows
Artyfil 3 years ago
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And compared to the rest of the world, we're still probably doing the best.
Artyfil 3 years ago
wrong
look up which countries are on top in the Human Development Index, Averarge-Standard-of-living Index, Average Income-per-inhabitant, Enverimental Performance Index, and even the Democracy Index
still think we're doing the best??
it's not the 1950's no more...
Metallicakicksbutt 2 years ago 5
you are VERY wrong
Gottlieb Daimler and his Motorwagen in 1886 in Germany
Metallicakicksbutt 2 years ago 5
Least corrupt?.,, I hope thats a joke Barney..
xslickrick1x 2 years ago
LEAST corrupted??
Look up the Corruption index for all the world's countries
Then look up the Democracy Index
Then look up the Human Development Indext
Then look up the Average-Standard-of-living index
The look up the Average-Income-per-inhabitant
Then TALK
You know N-O-T-H-I-N-G
Metallicakicksbutt 2 years ago 5
idoit!
gh3master4510l 3 years ago
pure american dumbass. that was my firehydrent.
tommy13t 3 years ago 3
how fuckin stupid can people get, balance your tires first...lol
pclle 3 years ago 2
I'm glad this happened.
MasutaMantoruri 3 years ago 2
did he hit one of the sighns that said "slow children at play"???
volcomstreetsk8er 3 years ago
heis one of those children at play
he misses the small bus
exit stage left
the plane is on fire jump
George of the jungle watch out for that tree
musiclovr2 3 years ago
stupid...
SmartAsWater 3 years ago
Notice the area - there were houses there and so he could have killed a kid or someone had the car continued. No way would he have time to regain control.
HypersonicWave 3 years ago 2
good you can see past this video and think on what so could happen....
SmartAsWater 3 years ago
have it on my ipod
johndeere445 3 years ago
so bumb but funny
adadad99999999999999 3 years ago
Thats what happens when you try to be cool
mowtown23 3 years ago
Ghost ride!
lyncher88 3 years ago
stupid redneck, lol
antalp1 3 years ago
This is one of those vids where you just cant say something nice,this fucking clown deserved 2 b run over by his own car just 2 teach the cunt the consequences of his actions,obviously this wasnt the first time he'd hit his head hard on the ground and hopefully it wont be his last.
pitbikekilla 3 years ago 3
word
CODEEmx527 3 years ago
all fun and games till some little kid runs out onto the street,aye
sikijoe 3 years ago
After watching it a 2nd time I see he hit a fire hydrant and sent it hurling towards a house. He is dang lucky there were no kids in the yard.
89shelbyvan 3 years ago
his mommy dropped him on his head a few million times lol
ughughugh09 3 years ago
at least do it in like a place where you wont hit shit lol. that's being a grade A dumb ass :D
Cad0692 3 years ago
dont u think a grade "A" is givin him too much credit...i mean i give the moron grade F which makes him a dumber dumbass...LMFAO!!
dont u agree??!
NGBz 3 years ago
ghost ride the whip....a dumb fuck. how come i didnt see no water come out the fire hydrent ???
cosgarcia 3 years ago
omg
genralgirl 3 years ago
that was real cool bud.
vinsights 3 years ago
fuck u
25cent162 3 years ago
dude you are a fucking idiot for tring to do something so retarted were you born stupid or did occur over time
ranger12392 3 years ago
What a loser
suxs4you 3 years ago
real smart einstien
ghaora1 3 years ago
and that my friends is why we must support abortions
screwsociety 3 years ago 2
yea so we could get rid of people like you
ActionFigureSociety 3 years ago
genius
dankspain 3 years ago
hahahahaha What was he thinking?!?!?!?!
flowtak 3 years ago
Genius. hahaha. Best is the fire hydrant flying away. hahaha. i wish there was a post interview of this.
whstv15alumni 3 years ago
Eat my shit
dan ga ik schijten en gaan jullie het lekker op eten hé!
Boesdiving 3 years ago
eat shit
aljazz90 3 years ago
omg what a dumb-ass, he deserved it, that's hilarious xD
PerfectJolteon 3 years ago
Ha! He crashed his Penis Compensator!!
daddyfink 3 years ago
lmfao
davie19hippo 3 years ago
Hahahahaha dick
MoleyMolo 3 years ago
omg i swer dat was a cat or a dog der
i dnt cared bout dem buh da
poor animal lool
ueza 3 years ago
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH???
FFS..
FiReBon3s 3 years ago
stupid retard he deserved it
geoffrey0220 3 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I hope his insurance dumped him. Dumb Ass
kabster 3 years ago
HAHAHAAH omg, that was skilled
kylerconnelly 3 years ago
ahhahaha
emointheory 3 years ago
SOOOO funny... hes obviously ghost riding
CheckThisOutFoo 3 years ago
Gutted.
SeeYouAreTeee 3 years ago
HAHA i love the last part the way he go wooo! and then bump ahhh!
SimRityMaster 3 years ago 3
ghost ride the whip mfer
flybird51 3 years ago
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
MrGruntypants 3 years ago
Fn stupid..
Dodgeram591 3 years ago
Honestly what was this fool thinking was going to happen. kinda had to drive with your foot from the outside..:) rednecks.!!!
jasonego69 4 years ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
nfs66 4 years ago
This is why it is so important to weed out the stupid kids BEFORE they reproduce.
Mowac 4 years ago 2
but then we wud have no one 2 laugh at
lildevil67584 3 years ago
Lmfao
barbzilla333 4 years ago
HA HA LOL!!
babyholly5 4 years ago
i wanna see the video afterwards
Unjustifiable 4 years ago
FUKIN IDIOTTT
boosiefours 4 years ago 2
Only In America
Probably tennese
Kieran3026 4 years ago
With offense that was indeed a stupid stunt by a stupid person.
Imagine if a kid got in the way.
muffingman69 4 years ago 5
With offense that was indeed a stupid stunt by a stupid person.
Imagine if a kid got in the way.
muffingman69 4 years ago
when the fire hydrent goes flying i cant help but laugh my ass off!!!!
Unjustifiable 4 years ago
thats crazy what an idiot. no offense but that was stupid.
Unjustifiable 4 years ago
lol hes a dumbass...
coldblood54 4 years ago
hahaha
that was priceless
lovemusiclaxlife 4 years ago
OMFG is it hurt ohno call the mental hospital, we got are selfs ah DUMBASS! i hope the truck is ok though...
snowkat120 4 years ago
funny
ColtsMets22 4 years ago
lmao fag
drumboarder1 4 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@!~@~!@~~~!~!
xxtim007xx 4 years ago
That Would make you say..WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?
JayB0gg 4 years ago
lol what the fuck
123bmx321 4 years ago
twat
bangermad135 4 years ago
HAHA WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS
thedrunkleeeeeeeeeee 4 years ago 3
dude that poor truck!
bballss2 4 years ago
HAHA
darkx4v13r 4 years ago
lol
rollercoasterfreak12 4 years ago
Heh, RedNeck Surfing
gamer10101 4 years ago 3
HAHAHAHHA
Qwaful 4 years ago
In my language we call this OWNED!
KoningKanibaal 4 years ago 3
pwnd?:D
IMtheORBITER 4 years ago
have fun explaining that one to ur insurance company if ur redneck ass even has one. haha
sciencefreak69 4 years ago
Two WORDS-- DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dkorda 4 years ago 2
wahaha stupid ya car's fucking trashed
OneManCrew 4 years ago
Well then...
El33tl0ngb0ard 4 years ago
lol
Clg013 4 years ago
LMAO!
Fucking retard!
DixMelkahia 4 years ago
Why?
jdlittell 4 years ago