Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 20]

[luckyfreakingduck7]

3rd time this song has been on ask swifty lmao

[SuperMegaMustang]

i cant stop staring at your shiny nose

[MerelFollowTV]

playing bass is acctually kind of hard >.<

[lizardbreatification]

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[11ethan111]

this is retarded

[theUNHOLYbassPLAYER]

You just hurt my feelings </3

[demonwoman123]

NOM NOM!! XD

[Zombieonweed]

ou have gauges I think ._. what size are they?

[Askingbrooklyn69]

that exactally what the movie twilight is about . ahaha (: love you SwiftKarateChop :)

[pinkblobfish]

03/28 MY BIRTHDAY! :)

[theoldschoolipod]

feelings=hurt QQ

[N1CxNAC]

These r the same qwestionz frum number 3 xP

[tptgurl0607]

LOL! I LOVE IT! xD



[lauraANDmadi]

my ex plays bass , and i totally agree (:

[fleefded]

......I play bass D: 

[MrPumkinlord]



[shoppingkartind]

He reminds me of Jack Black.

[MrBobMoo]

your hair makes you look like a mudkip in this video.

[shoppingkartind]

@MrBobMoo Wtf?

[awesomeness00121]

and then and then and then ....

aids thats what always happens...

aids

[XsexytwinX]

ok so tomorrow is 4th of july. i cant hear your videos because MY NEIGHBORS ARE ASSHOLES who keep lighting super sonic boom sounding firworks. i live in the middle of nowhere in a valley and it echoes.

[baybay1121]

3:23 (:

[MrsChristoferIngle20]

and then and then and then Aids

[ItsMeTheLoverOfYou]

his hair!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[benny89sandoval]

HEY i play bass and most bassiest dont do anything but a good bassiest like flea, les claypool, and matt freeman make a bass awesome its up too the player to make a good bass line or make one better!!!!!

[healie]

@benny89sandoval bassist*

[benny89sandoval]

@healie my bad on spelling ha ill remember that next time:)



[healie]

@benny89sandoval :D

[benny89sandoval]

@healie :)



[morganlizzie23]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS and Dick.

[123Mmanson]

Haha I play bass I totally agree with you XD Its too easy.

[MadHattyMinor]

... my mum's called Jill... o.0 ... ...

[MrsIndigoInsane]

sounds like he is saying ass swifty aha

[Kr4zYn3sS]

Nom mom LOOOL

[TheCheckeredFlag88]

and...you used the first sound track in this video that you had in your first...good job...bring it back to the old school days

[ROKCHIC2010]

@.@

heheheh.... aw u just totally hurt mi feelins....

im just gon stand here bcuz bass peeps dont do anythin O.o

OH! my names jacob! im done! thats my part in the movie... nom nom!

[Toshirolover12]

im sorry but yu turn me on like a light will you engage in sexual intercource with me even though im onli13plz or ill just rape you nevermind

[RAWRsydasaur]

Were you high in this video?

[JessieTheAmazing]

I knew you were gay! Ooh, or you're bisexual. Either way you "nom nom" on penis. :DDD

Have A Nice Day!

[KendraSaysRaawr]

peeeeeeeeeee.....ina colada

nice save, nice save.

[skilletchick666]

exactly the same reason why i hate twilight!!!

[maddiecass]

Okay. beautiful Lotus is awesome, but "redrum is murdur"...? seriously? anyone who'se seen/read the shining knows that. its a great song, though. XD

[Desacratinganaltar]

where the hell is that fuckin song. its badass.

[IxMURDERFACExI]

Your nose is shiny

Ha! You thought I'd say something that isn't completely random! Oh wait...

[dezertpen]

What the crap is wrong with ur hair,Edward Cullen? :-)

[circaforeva93]

i play basss....... but its all good cause its you and i forgive you for you comments :)

[Tomabo100]

WTF is this`?

[adoraloveshim242]

And then ,and then, and then, and then... Aids.

[smexichick97]

swifty looksso cute

but if he was tan he'd look like a guido,and thats scary

[halfbloodbeauty]

march 28th,ask swifty anniv.? my bday(:

[rachaelflyaway]

asss swifty

[BronzeFox127]

Lol, I loved the reanactment of twilight!

Just like the movie! Lol

[NikkiEatsRainbows]

You upset me with the bass joke, then redeemed yourself with the jobro's one. xD

[prettycake102]

he looks kida like Shane when he pertends to be edward

[mssjjt]

WTF I PLAY BASS AND WE D SOMETHING BUT ITS THE MOST BORING THING EVER "*NOTE* *REST OF SONG*"

[Suvesia]

That was the song from his first ask swifty! :D

[Sergio91564]

fuck you bassist do alot more shit than the whole band

[truetwilightfan4life]

@Sergio91564 dude it was a joke chill the fuck out

[SpellCrec]

@Sergio91564 I'm a bassist and guitarist i admit that bass is fucking easy compared to guitar

[Sergio91564]

@SpellCrec ok im not saying playing wise although there are some hard songs for bass and well most of them are easy i have to admit but i mean the bassist does alot for the band

[onionknight44]

How does aids spred when you use jill?

[onionknight44]

Geddy lee does sometihng on bass XD

[BlurbsTheWord]

OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR!!! Now its kinda ugly...

[octoposity]

u hurt my feelings :(

[IBL3]

cause ya' pooped on it.

[trashcangold]

Dude you shoulda picked Joe Jonas so you and I could have gay Jonas brother sex cuz appearently i look like Nick... Or not cuz that would be gay... And incest... Ucky

[UbahMrKitty]

dude whats with your hair

[Undeadfrog1]

like if your feelings got hurt

[Helloilization]

Sounds like you're saying Ass Swifty lol

[laurenkiki]

ur nose is shiny :D

[marioiscute12]

giant veiny peeeeeee na colada

[XXKerriKaulitzXX]

Best. Twilight. Impression. EVAR.

[twistedmountain]

hey swifty its a strong chance im related to you

[tondai92]

one of his pics look like shane dawson

[girlofwar2]

and im, im hot...like a glitter dude...yeaaaaahhhh..

[Xsingersdarkpassion1]

i like his music choice, and his hair and the way he shaves make him look like a douche bag

[MagicalGreenDragon]

dude does he only listen to like death metal????

[loganmadison14]

i like how you used the same song you used in your first video

[JKRossin]

My name's Jill :P I feel violated Q.Q

[heyhowfang]

@JKRossin But ofc you want that :Y

[steveo6001]

i paly bass now i hate you...

[Nicc4042]

Your nose looks really shiny. xD

[RoseQuartz100]

Wait...I'm your hand?

My name's Jill o.o 

[Giodude22]

I feel like your on the set of Sesame Street. Hope this doesn't get the same result Katey Perry recieved.

[AlexEvanslvr666]

best twilight acting ever XD

[MrFeralchildren]

You really look like jared leto in this video :D

[hayleymichelle13]

what the fuck is wrong with you hair, you look like a fricken gay 40 year old creeper.... but urr videos are fricken amazing!!!!!!!!!!

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@hayleymichelle13 That's how he gets all the 18 year old girls at the all ages clubs with daddy issues... don't you know that?!

[danilrox1]

AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN!!! aids.

[TheAbbeyAddicted]

nom nom :)

[SummerBarkley18]

This video was made on my birthday(:

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Please never do your hair like that again...

[starbucksjunkie101]

235 bass players :) NICE.........

[mydreamromeo]

234 base players.

[lucaslion1000]

my fellinds are hurt mehhhhhhhhhh ;(

[kildude1190]

im a bassist. you hurt my feelings :'(

[faithyyyferociousss]

@kildude1190 I know right?

[brooke1154]

i love matt's shiny nose :D

[xXKittyTVXx]

hey swifty did yoo know a band is named jack off jill ? xD ..

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@xXKittyTVXx I love that band and every time he mentions "Jill" I think "hehe....Jack off Jill.... Because Jill Jacks him off....Band reference.."

Yes. I'm very lame. :D

[AGDM13]

I didn't say penis enough. . I didn't say penis enough. . opps. . penis penis penis penis. . dick. . . nom nom :) hahah

[wandaaqua1]

u hurt my feelings i play bass thats why u only get 4 stars hmph

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@wandaaqua1 But the star rating system doesn't exist anymore D:

[EliteC56]

caitlin is awesome

[scorpionrules15]

i like how alot of ur vids u make ur self look like some kind of time style like wolverine and in this one u looked like u were from the 60's or 70's the hair is kinda like kevin beacon i might be thinking of someone else but love what u do with ur hair

[kaatrose]

I have a birthday on March 27th too :D score!

[Alexx97MyLove]

u sir, r amazzing!! :D

[ilovesasukandino]

u hurt my fealing tommy joe ratliff plays bass and he is hotter than u

[cree12898]

i play the bass>>> you huet my feekins

[KkrankHauss]

You look so much like Jim Carrey lol

[Blubeez33]

Crazy hair!

[gnrman999]

awwh i probably just hurt somebody's feelings. :(

NYEH :D

[GodDoesNotExist1]

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS and Dick.

Nom Nom.

XD

[AndImLikeROAR]

Fuck yu , i play the bass .

but i still loveyu (:

[chazeyboy]

J-I- Ewl Ewl!

[denaligirl13]

You have aaaaids! :"D

[heavymetalgurl1997]

i play bass =[ but i still think yer halarious!!!!

[MagnusRulerHardt]

Again with dicks. I honestly believe you enjoy dicks.

[sarah211ify1]

I love your hear >:D

[RLP3music]

I play bass............. :(

[StrictlyCoastal]

@RLP3music I do too...

[girlwithattitude1993]

Omg how can u make fun of the twilight, new moon, eclipse, and breaking dawn movies/books? Do u even get the point and the story line? Gah! O well i still think ur awesome. But dont make fun of twilight plz. just say u dont like it. sorry im a fan of twilight.

[alexadiaz6363]

NICE HAIR SWIFTY OH YA I HATE TWILIGHT

[WePeriodic]

I will kill myself if you don't answhere my commente @swiftkaratechop

D:

[xxFallOutGirl2009xx]

"But Edward! Sorry i drooled a little" PMSL

[kusindan]

what douche-y hair he got here o:

[angelgur40]

THAT's MY FAVORIT BAND!!!

[thegamerzadvocate006]

HEEEEERE'S SWIFTY!!! >:|D-PENIS!

[xXNewDreamXx]

the first 2 seconds i fort u were jacoby saddix

[MsMimiann]

1:34 ... STEVEN R. MCQUEEN !?

[999paramoreluver]

you look like john o callahan....

[buukaczi]

gosh, you got older betweem first and this epizode, but sill u r awesome

[churchluvr13]

you hurt my feelings swifty. i play bass

[MrMeeph]

And then and then and then... AIDS.

[KoolKatness]

Ask Swifty turned 1 year old....on ma birfday...

[killdeath44]

hey i play bass asshole ....... but ur still awesome

[ZombieDragon117]

But i like sour cream in my tacos.... :(

[mik3ymast3r]

im a bass player... and im sad now :(

[miss0faye]

that actually summed up twilight

[thatonechick4444]

omg! ur hair!! =O

[DisneyStories123]

you look like jim carrey in this vid

[fluffydounut566]

you look kinda like the shamwow guy in this video lol

[MrRisingScepter]

I resent the bass comment.

-_-

[chazeyboy]

ASS SWIFTY

[lexia1017]

<3 ur twilight thing!!! :D

[ink145artist]

lawl my dad plays bass, he rocks out more than anyone in the band and one time he snaped 2 strings lawl

[microcer]

you have AAAAAIDS!

[xBunnyxPornx]

nomnom :D

[dogsrule5551]

HOLY SHIT...I WAS JUST LISTENING TO REDRUM IS MURDER BY A BEAUTIFUL LOTUS WHEN I CAME TO THIS!!! THATS FUCKING WEIRD. Good video tho. (:

[yshmael3oli]

you rock.

i likey..!

[privateschooliscool3]

I love u

[MydniteDaun]

Giant....veiny...PEEEEE-nuh coolata. (pina coolata)

[raydiance16]

the movie twilight is sucky...but the books are amazing...thats what gets me...everybody just watches the movies...the movies are sooo different than the books...

[beefyswmers]

im a bass player... /: i do shtuff..... /:

[BklnChick]

But I'm not a fangirl, so.....

[BklnChick]

I like Twilight, but I don't think I'll, like, marry Edward or Jacob, so that shit was funny to me.

[AddictingRetard]

I wore a twilight shirt once and my friend said " i thought you hated twilight.." "....I Do -.-"

[hXcmagg0t666]

the twilight part was awesome lol fuck twilight

[haruko07221991]

I play bass...I do stuff....T_T

[hXcmagg0t666]

@haruko07221991 i play bass too and i was like wtf i do a lot too bassists r the life of the band

[ZongoouGurl]

@hXcmagg0t666 agree. I play bass too. but whatever he's joking ;P

[heartagramBryar69]

smurf?

[lochinvyrr]

"MY NAME IS JACOB! i'm done. that was my part in the movie. ....bhmrrr!!!"

lolol, you're hilarious. twilight sucks. :'D

[starburst342]

I HATE TWILIGHT SO FUCKNG MUCH

[EmoPotatoXD]

"Nom nom." ^.^

[picklesmoothies]

Your hair kinda makes you look like a creeper in this video.

[DcLover5093]

u should have named ur hand becky hahaha

[Ignorance4Bliss]

You're hair makes me sad face in this video.....you're still cut though

[hellohellofaith]

MY NAME IS JACOB!

I'm done. That was my part in the movie. Mehhhh..

[fenderer5]

i play bass:(

[tingDoll]

whats up with your hair?

[MerfTheWorld]

wtf?! your hair looks stupid?