Defending a monkey harem - Clever Monkeys - BBC Earth

[skhuxx]

they look like lions

[MrAmilovelu]

this hole world is all about pussy !!!!

[me700gnomes]

I can't get over that thing they do with their lip. This seriously looks like an environment from a far of distant garden planet.

[BogusLarry]

I bet this is where the idea for predator came from

[bouncyballblue]

They're like furry little humans!

[SpadezFlow]

all these comments are about shit thats irrelevant to the video why dont you go argue in a message... -_- dumbasses 

[bweazel]

They look like tiny lions, lol.

[RustyTurban]

4.00 - Where did the monkey get you?

[Zhejiangopterus]

4:20

[Backfromthedeadguy]

The male monkey had a "I fucked up" look on his face at the end;)

[SuperKarlo21]

thumbs up for mother earth! :)

[AviatorF16Falcon]

WHICH DOCUMENTARY IS THIS

[woohoo800]

LOL I wanna see bloods and crips vs these monkeys thats a huge gang!

[tsnandy]

@ 3:30 those fucking screams gave me nightmares, I felt like i was at a monkey gang bang

[iTaurusBabe]

this reminds me of us humans.

[77Fortran]

@iTaurusBabe Ron Perlman especially

[alancazza]

Fuckin animals!

[XpLoSiV00]

good trailer of"The Planet of the Apes Prevolution"

[FlowSoNasty]

i thought i could last in a field with these things, with at least a baseball bat and a monkey bomb from call of duty until i saw the teeth at 1:00

[JudgeMAGiC]

kind of see things like this in the proyects though.. 

[cam3ron91]

So many black people!

[theterrymeister]

@cam3ron91 ...W.O.W

[bostafffighter]

This is creepy it's like a black hole, a gateway between animal and human world.

[cein81]

baboons are crazy ass monkeys!

[xMikanNamix]

Omg. 4:00 killed me.

Monkey's are amazing

[BeTheBe5t]

LMAO OMG!!! 3:20 - 3:22, funniest thing i have ever seen. "the family are franctic" just watch that monkey rofl

[16min5k]

just call him a pimp. drop the facade...

[ReX342]

Which kind of monkey is this?

[muluken120]

no this is ethiopian monkeys

[dalesalsa]

WHO SAID OUR BODIES DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS....? jesus.. that is EXACTLY like humans are exect add on Greed, machines, and the ghetto and this is exactly like any HIGH SCHOOL OR NIGHT CLUB. Wow...

Also you can see from this video that a dude that is getting some pussy is not violent... but any that are not.. are totally violent. :P

And the girl goes in to defend - just like the ghetto

And young males trying to use violence - just like the ghetto... hilarious..

[BVargas78]

haha monkey at 1:18 is doing his Predator impression :)

[HollywoodKendrick]

Those things are huge!

[MrMMABoy]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! jk

[brianchhangte]

@1:27 IMAO.is that a nice monkey female flirting eyes or what ?,lol

[username290494]

who knew black people were so violent?

[XpickURpoisonX]

ZOMBIE MONKEYS!!!

[danielleboogie]

how do u spel the type of monkeys name 

[fleshtheworld]

Amazing shit, they are 'just' like humans. They remind me of african tribesmans but with elite hair and males that like to show their red boobs.

[frankietrrs]

lol at 3:27 a ninja monkey.. lol

[brinsize]

@frankietrrs keeps cracking me up

[xXWillClarkeXx]

there is nothing wrong with atheism nor holdin a religion close to heart. its a personal choose and get over it. fighting will not make either parties agree... seriously guys, im sure ur older than 10 so quit acting like ur a stupid little kid :)

[shayanbeatles]

they look like asian and black people maybe more clever

[Shift4chizzle]

they look like lions but with hands

[arescraft]

Lol, they are beautiful creatures, look at that fur and hair when they are fighting, it's flying like the wind. :D

[CatherineJB7]

Amazing at 3:22 the male is like, "DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR MY BABY" :)

[serioushamburger]

these monkeys are ugly...but the babies are cute...dunno how that could be. But they're still nature and i love nature.

[marktsheppard]

@4:03 I do the same exact hand to face gesture when lost in complex thought or when interacting with difficult people, most of the time doing it unconsciously and or not even noticing it, as if to relive the pressure of the eyebrow ridge from thinking to hard, the second part must be to relax the lower facial muscles after being extremely frustrated... then I take a deep breath and smoke a cigarette

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard oh yeah smoke a cigarette that will help lol, u know people think smoking makes you more relaxed but smoking is a stimulant drug and it actually makes you more active or something, not relaxed, i learnt it in science

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle look... anyone who uses "LOL" in their comments must be 12 years old so... just keep going to school and don't smoke until your 23... that's when I started

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard haha, lol doenst mean u r 12, but apart from that, i will never smoke, it is bad for you i am just trying to help u but fine, and BTW i am not far off from 12 but i am also not younger just FYI

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle to return the favor, my advice to you(since you have interest in ape/monkey behavior) is to know that humans ARE apes, when you get older you'll see the same behavior amongst humans, this is the same drama that your mother watches during day time TV on "General Hospital", people are biologically programed the same way as those monkeys, so just remember to pay attention to your feelings and emotions but give your self a reality check... stop and think, is it just the animal in me?

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard i know they are basically similar but i really dont get the message u r trying to tell me and whether or not it is relevant to me

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle ohhh... I'm sorry... I did not know that kids were so religious and did not believe in evolution

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard yeah i thought u were saying something about that, ok yeah i am a christian but i believe that species do evolve but not in the belief way, at somepoint in my life i have been doubting my faith so i searched for scientific evidence for god and i found this video of an atheist who married this person then she converted then he was looking for god and then he found SCIENTIFIC evidence against almost all the stuff or darwin and the whole evolution, check it out, watch the whole thing

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard just copy this after the / in the URL of youtube: 

watch?v=ppIgFEFUpjw

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard watch the whole thing please it is long it is 59 minutes but the good stuff start in the middle-ish to the end but please watch the whole thing

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle busted... fucken Christian troll... as always pretending to be so innocent and sweet and underage HAHAHA

go peddle you religion some were else motherfucker

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard haha im not trying to be anything there is nothing to get angry about here, and im not that young but yea, i am still young and i am not "peddling my religion" u started this lol, if u hadnt have said that i wouldnt have said anything. i am not forcing u to turn christian, believe me when i grow up if there is hard evidence of no god i would convert. but right now i see evidence against atheism. and im not making a judgment on u for being atheist. i dnt get why u r gettin so angry

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard if anything ur the one who is trolling, atheist troll…and i am not acting innocent i have done many bad stuff lol, when u do that u just make your self look worse than what u r. i wanst trolling at all, u r trolling now, u were trolling before and your probably gonna troll later to someone else, just dont get all emotional on me just because i am actually smart enough to give evidence and unlike u i dont give pointless life lessons

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard u should move out from your parents basement and find a job

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle if you think that I'm some shallow Atheist who is to ashamed to go to church then I have bad news for you, to give you a glimpse of my beliefs listen to a band called DEICIDE and my favorite song Trifixion

2000 years ago, my people fed your kind to the lions

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard LOL wow now i respect u, i dont care about any of that, and i never said anything about u being a shallow atheist, u r taking this way to seriously, if u think im "just a kid" why would you even want to try argue with me? it is funny how im the kid but ur acting childish. and 2000 years ago, "your people" made a mistake

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard and BTW i dont link religions to the person's personality, so i dont think u r like stupid or anything in real life just FYI, and i read ur background thing on ur channel, it is pretty good, i see people on youtube that link religion to personality, even when it isnt even my own religion i defend the person when they said "oh this guy is [this religion] so he is stupid" and then blah blah blah and i defend that person because he/she said that

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard and im not gonna listen to the song cos i couldnt care less, i am not taking this seriously neither should u

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle liar...

...and it's soft brained followers just as your self that drank the purple KoolAid at the Jonestown massacre

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard LOL u r seriously taking this that seriously? i dont know what ur trying to do here but IF ur trying to offend me u really are not, liar means nothing, u wish i was lying so that all your efforts here are worth it but they are not. and it is "soft brainers" like us who made the right decision

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle just go back to reading your bible... the internet is a sinful place filled with temptation, so just turn off your computer and go back to praying for your salvation... and don't forget that Jesus is watching you... he knows when your being sinful... your "lol"s are are also sinful because it's the image of the DEVIL... have you no shame in what your doing... your such a sinful sinner who needs to beg for forgiveness

shame shame and more shame on top of more religious shame

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard LOL ur so stupid, and u call ur self an adult, and BTW ive never read the bible lol, lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol on no i am being sinful ahhh, u just go back to playing with ur monkey/ape ancestors and step away from the computer cos the computer is for people who know he truth

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle good... this is exactly the reason why people become Atheist... because they read the fucken bible and know whats in it, dump Christine sheep as your self just believing what some pedofile prist told you to think... right after he had his way with you... didn't he! then he told you about forgiveness and how you should turn the other cheek... haha you got molested

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard i dont go to church that often either

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard u know what, the reason i believe in God, the main reason i was brought up like that, second i told u already how i was looking for the turth and i found scientific evidence against everything about evolution which proves it could not have existed. that was a difinite fact for me, i know u wont convert cos of this and im not saying u should, but for me that was a done deal that evolution isnt real, and since there really is nothing else that is logical then yeah,

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle dumb cows as your self also switch faiths... tomorrow you'll be worshiping islam

how can you be a Christian and not read the bible... how can you just accept bullshit just because some religious "scientist" says it's true

it's stupid bastards as your self who blow up them selves because they were brought up to do so

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard i've never switched faiths and never will, and its funny how a cow is smarter than u right? it is dumb pigs such as ur self that sticks with atheism

[marktsheppard]

@Shift4chizzle because I read the bible you stupid cow, so I know for 100% that it's bullshit

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard no ur brain is 100% bs, and saying cow doesnt affect me lol, ur too stupid to see the truth, fine its fine by me, but i dont think u r worth talking to, i only like debating with smart people, so just to warn u imma block u, just so my inbox isnt filled with ur BS, stupid BS, its actually worse than BS and just so u know, u shouldnt talk about things u dont know

[lemmmy12]

@Shift4chizzle Not very Christian like to call someone a "dumb pig".You should know most athiests study the Bible for a long time in an agnostic position before deciding there's not enough common sense to devote their whole life to an institution.Most christians are born into their religion and so were taught to think/reason in a certain way. It takes stregth to go against the majority rather than remain in a society that thinks like you. Don't be so rude... christian.

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 LOL how is it not christian? ur religion doesnt change the way you interact with ppl and it doesnt change your personality, of me anyways, of really religious ppl it might, and if u read the comments b4 he is the one who started being rude while i was being civilized and then i started as well, and no i am not like society, i do things in a different way, and btw i am not one of those ppl who just stick by something i always look for the truth, that is why i looked at that proof of God

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 and there is scientific evidence for EVERYSINGLE THING about the atheist thing, it was a good observation by darwin but i was just telling the person, i didnt tell him to convert, he just made a comment on the video about religion and he was linking it directly to personality and stuff so i just replied, and then he said christians are stupid then i presented scientific evidence, before u make a judgment about me, you should look at what the other person wrote as well,

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 i never do stuff that the majority of people do unless i think it is the right thing to do, doing this has helped me in the past because for example in science the whole class were against the teachers and there was this quiz thing and everyone had to like go to a side of the room for the answers (i know it sounds babyish but im im not a baby lol) yeah anyway, everyone went to some side of the room, the teachers went to the same one but i stayed on my own on the other side and i won

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 i know that doenst link to what u were saying but i was giving an example of how you were wrong about me, and im not gonna judge you for making that impression of me i probably would have as well from looking at my comments if i was a different person, but i am a different person on youtube for sum reason or it seams like it because writing can be misread sometimes, so yeah, but thanks for the reply, i hope you take note of all this

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 and when i said dumb pig i was just trying to mock him when he said dumb cow to me but i didnt want to copy him directly but i wanted to show him how stupid it looked to call someone that is atleast 20 years younger than him a dumb cow,

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 and yes it is true i was born into my religion, but i have look for proof of God which is hard to find so then i found scientific proof which i didnt think i could, and it had scientific, actual scientific evidence against evolution the way the atheist say, and then i was like o ok

[lemmmy12]

@Shift4chizzle Hi Shift4chizzle, by the way, not all athiests belive in evolution, it's not one or the other. Sometimes its okay to accept that we don't know. And if religion doesn't change your personality, then what is its purpose? Is it not to be "Christ like"? A follower of Christ? A Christian? Since you have revealed how young you are, theres no point to this conversation but as you grow up with the open mind you evidently have you'll see that not everything needs labels.

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 no religion doesnt change your personality, it does kind of change who you are but that isnt the same if u know what i mean, and how to atheist not believe in evolution? what else do they believe, atheism is the belief of the amino acids and no god and stuff like that what else is there that atheist believe?

[lemmmy12]

@Shift4chizzle Athiests by definition don't believe in creationalism, they may believe in nothing. And not all biological science goes back to evolution. I can't explain it all, just research it if you're interested. You want labels. Christians are followers of Christ, and should behave in a Christ-like-manner so if you don't believe you should change then indeed you must be one of those christians who hide behind the label but don't really do much. Later.

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 no im not like that, and thanks for clearing atheism up, i know ur making all these rediculous judgments or trying to but lol im not anything like that, u r the one who is putting labels on stuff, you are like "if your christian you hide behind 'labels' and do nothing all your life" that is basically what ur saying? and evolution states that everything started off as amino acids (every living thing) or am i misreading your text?

[lemmmy12]

@Shift4chizzle Hit me up maybe in two years when your done exploring outside yourself and start too look at yourself without a community introduced to you by mom and dad. Maybe we can talk then. All the best.

[Shift4chizzle]

@lemmmy12 im not in any community or anything, i am a free person i just believe that God made this earth and everything else, i just dont get why religion has ruined this earth and people like u and the other guy i was talking to, i know u were making fun of me just now, but im still going to say ok, if u want i can send you the video of scientific proof of god, if u do want it, u have to look at it all even though there is one bit u dont agree with, just watch it, if u truly believe ur right

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard and i have no idea what u r talking about

[PHILLYHEAT215]

@Shift4chizzle LOL you're an idiot.

[Shift4chizzle]

@PHILLYHEAT215 LOL ok, dont really care tbh. i dont feel like engaging in an argument maybe later ill respond with a comeback so if i dont respond to ur next comment in a long time, dont give up on life, keep hanging there just wait i will reply someday and make ur life complete.

[Shift4chizzle]

@PHILLYHEAT215 but u know now i have grown up a lot since my last comment, i have become much more educated and as i go on through life i am learning that evolution is (even though it is still a theory) a high probability. but i still believe in God for my own reasons. when i grow up my goal is to find scientific proof of God, if my results tell me there definitely isnt a God then OK fair enough there isnt a God, it would actually make things easier for a lot of people.

[Shift4chizzle]

@marktsheppard and you actually get stressed more easily from it

[brotheraishin]

It is amazing that the female monkey treating her son hand. And the Most Amazing part is the Male monkey emo at 4:04 to 4:10

[ShiroKreuz]

Their behaviour seems kinda human like the monkey at the end playin with his face.

[CrackBerry8900]

OMG ITS MILEY CYRUS!

[EBball010]

look at those babes lol

[phaethos]

goddamn those monkeys look like Predator

[animal0mother]

Arm them! Train them! Excite them! Unleash them!

And get it all on tape.

[b1gbanger]

"Innocent looking female is tempted to wonder off past his guardian"

that just cracks me up everytime

[hiimjenki2]

O_O baby snatchers?!

[itscauselmASiAN]

they kinda look like lions.. except they're smaller, louder, and have freaky mouths o Ao;;

[greengrendel]

DEF. a facepalm.

[jackchang69]

IF modern

 age is still like this, this is paradise

[nvrstpsktn950228]

they look kinda like lions hahah

[lambmaster27]

They remind me of lions at some angles

[braddudeguy]

Geez I remember my girlfriends dad acting like that. Showing his teeth to scare me and what not. I threw him a peanut and he shut up.

[FatherCthulu]

These monkeys don't fuck around.

[792112509]

i love this guy's voice

[Bremerxxxx]

This video reminds me of bars and clubs on a Friday night.

[irishkayo]

@Bremerxxxx exactly...people snatchin babies, all day 

[Gr1ff9]

@Bremerxxxx It's where Sir David is heading next!

[SolomonEdwards]

Too much GTA

[TMaStAA]

...AND THEN THE MONOLITH DROPS FROM THE SKY!

[poppins1978]

TOO MANY MONKEY!!!!!!!!

[ledzeppelin987]

THUMBS UP IF U LIKE THE LENGTH OF THIS VIDEO ;)

[CityzenJane]

um....quite weird when the producers pick this species of monkey over a much closer relative - the bonobo - we are much more like them in behavior.

[markDMH1]

@CityzenJane

i dono about that bonobo's just fuck eachother to resolve conflict. the harems shouting, fighting, hiding there sexual discressions etc. seems very human like. 

[CityzenJane]

@markDMH1 there's a lot more to bonobo socialization than fucking...

[GronTheMighty]

totally facepalm ending ^^

[KikiKiti]

I saw "harem" and "reflections of human society" and thought there would be monkey prostitutes

[crazysoccerman14]

This is amazing!

Really that is some pretty complicated shit. It is definitely a testament towards higher levels of thinking.

[StfuNao]

haha 3:57 don't worry, it's all gonna be alright. they are so much like humans!

[ta2joe13]

they remind me of the aliens from the alien movies when they flip their top lip up

[ta2joe13]

why do they insist on calling baboons monkeys? they are apes theres a big difference. its like calling a grapefruit an orange.

[ntuman]

they have tails

[ta2joe13]

ahh i see. thanks

[AeonX7]

sometimes its wise to stop and think before you make a monkey out of yourself =P

[ta2joe13]

lol right you are. XD

[AeonX7]

i swore i heard them say "teller! teller!" at 0:45

[ta2joe13]

ha youre right i heard it too lol

[thegreatnachos]

at the end the one monkey looks like hes crying hes all like man that whore left me how could she that bitch ill kill her lol

[foxyfaefife]

This reminds me of The Prodigy gig I went to recently.

[ryans32123]

man they look vicious.

[zeeet]

3:28 lol that monkey's really entertained with the fighting.

they look like weird lions.

[em0thions]

4:08 he looks like doing a facepalm :P

[omgsazy]

@em0thions inoo lol at 1:08

[arescraft]

@em0thions

lol, OH WOW monkeys are so like humans. Even the end, he's so worried.