MESSAGE FOR AXL ROSE

[walrusfetuses]

It hurts my heart that everyone thinks this guy is serious!

[BadBoyBoogie908]

You Have no right to touch a guitar -.-

[motleycrue24]

glasses fogging up hahaha

[saints360row]

I thought I'd never see a troll that old. lmao

[semgas]

liked « best guitarist ever!!! » better. you´re kind of funny. I just think your videos should be a little bit smaller. Some parts are funny, but some parts are redundant. Overall , i liked it .

[semgas]

liked « best guitarist ever!!! » better. you´re kind of funny. I just think your videos should be a little bit smaller. Some parts are funny, but some parts are redundant. Overal , i liked it .

[gabiedigabiedi]

My friend Gus. I think that you are stupid and you are gay.YOU ARE NOT A GNR FAN. FUCK OFF.

[WillBruceRose]

Dizzy and Ron liked it too you know! Hey man, you're right about me laughing pretty hard when I first saw this. I still do even today. Before shows it helps motivate me from time to time. But anyways, thanks for cheering me up man. It means alot. Come see us sometime if were around!

-With love and illusions, Axl R.

[canadianstudmuffin]

@WillBruceRose I highly doubt this is Axl...but if it is YOU ROCK! :)

[unsell420]

did that grown ass man say his mom took his amp ??? lmal

[FelicianB]

@unsell420 it's more sad that you believe it

[dxfan181818]

dude chinesese wasnt the best to me



[TRANQUILLUS88]

это что за пидр?!!!!!!

[MurrayHerts]

Get a left handed guitar darn it.

[pedrochampa]

OMG what a loser. Look at his face.

"my guitar isn´t too loud cause my mom took away my amp" WOW

He also can't play it cause he's got it the other way round.

[gabberpietje100]

@pedrochampa dude, its an act. This is not how he really is....

[pedrochampa]

@gabberpietje100 i know dummy

[jonathan1234ish]

he keeps the guitar upside down:))

[whitesnake6363]

do u actually play guitar??????? :S like in real life? btw ur SO funny

[whitesnake6363]

do u actually play guitar??????? :S like in real life?

[RobyRocks97]

hey dude...what kind of guitar is tht? ..oh btw thts not a left handed guitar :))

[odin5150]

AND THERES A BIG CHANCE THAT HE LAFED AT UR DUMB ASS

[omenroc1]

Gaydar: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

[speedbumpification]

soorry...he must be canadian.

[Catlar79]

Get a number, please!!!

[FrzenLUD]

michael jackson wannabe.. stop posting videos its not good mate ; )

[zac1199]

did axl ever watch it?

[canadianstudmuffin]

@zac1199 I was told by someone that he actually did see this and laughed his ass off. The person who told me is very creditable (he knows Axl...although he doesn't like him much...)

[KnucklesAndMe]

@canadianstudmuffin i knew kurt cobain was alive

[dasfuror]

This is probably why the CD sucked is because YOU rushed him!!!!1

[LeeNivias]

you scare me.. :(

[armyboy860]

its really "cheezing" me of f...hahahah xD 

[DarkoBrownstone]

so fuckin' booooringggggggggg!

[GNrVixen12]

wat fans? new guns n roses suck balls!!!!! now old guns n roses hell yeah!!!!!

[Tron544]

I want my fuckin CD!

[MasterOfGuitarHeroTC]

dude your funny!! now this is my last vid lol seem em all, now time to show friends lol

[canadianstudmuffin]

@MasterOfGuitarHeroTC Thanks. Remember that Phil now has his own channel at philmccrackenrocks. :P

[jiggi4]

arent you a bit too old to be doin that?

[canadianstudmuffin]

@jiggi4  No.

[scumgod13]

@jiggi4 Whats too old?

[minaamq]

@jiggi4

Yes! Yes he is :P

[GnarGnarRad]

DIE IN A HOLE OLD MAN

[MitchBoy51]

lol 5 watt

[GuitarKylePlays]

You're getting better at the guitar. I noticed.

[CARNLOU]

Hi. Canadianstudmuffin. I don't suppose you've heard what Axl did to a crowd of fans in Dublin recently (I come from Dublin, Ireland myself)? Please reply and let me know. If you haven't heard, I will write back and tell you. Honestly, you'll be disgusted.

[mastermizbot]

@CARNLOU can u tell me what axl did to a crowd?

[CARNLOU]

@mastermizbot Well, he decides to turn up to the show 90 minutes late (nothing new there), plays a shit concert, walks off stage and decides to come back out an hour later to finish the gig off anyway! Axl: WASHED UP!!!!

[KISSAceGenePaulPete1]

I love that song

[333reid333]

dude all of your videos are fuckin awesome!!!

[zakk721]

hey man you would be a lot batter if you didnt suck. try that. and oh yeah, this aint comedy. its bullshit

[thesmashfloydian]

@zakk721 Even if he sucked to a lesser extent in your opinion, why would that cause him to become a semi-liquid mixture of one or more flours combined with liquids such as water, milk or eggs used to prepare various foods? Honestly, I don't quite follow your logic.

[njxk123]

u know he's trollin right?

[saruko27]

Can i has the rest of those lurics? D: Preazeeeeee

[TheDragonDev]

Chinese democracy sucks

[shorttyler97]

gayfer gayfer gayfer gatfer gayfer and do u kno how hard it is to make a good album like chinesse democracy

[canadianstudmuffin]

@shorttyler97 Thanks for watching my comedy video.

[truesk8er01]

@shorttyler97 Dude that was after they took slash outta the picture and the album was worse than this video and almost as bad as your mom in bed

[GuitarKylePlays]

@shorttyler97 Chinese Democracy sucked.

[scumgod13]

@shorttyler97 I dont know it must be hard cause it took well over a decade to make!

I mean my Band recorded and produced our last E.P. in a week. I would put it against anything Axl Pose has put out (Since the departure of Izzy)

[bigAshizzle]

@shorttyler97 Chinese Democracy is a shitty album because the phrase 'Chinese democracy' in and of itself is an oxymoron, kind of like 'happy marriage' or 'military intelligence.' They're all jokes, really, just like the new album.

By the way, learn to spell.

[Musicmaker703]

Alex lol good vid funny stuff

[Cannotplayguitar]

i can just imagine axl yelling "TURN THAT TAMBOURINE DOWN MOFO"

[habakkukukukukukuk]

i love your videos sir. very funny

[canadianstudmuffin]

@habakkukukukukukuk  Thank you very much. :)

[allebb]

thanks for this ^^  i enjoy your humor. rock on!!

[TheRasze]

how can these idiots think that this is real,

iDIOTS HE MAKES COMEDY VIDEOS

[dansnuphith]

you're a lefty playing a righty?

[atmdaddy]

What is this aboot anyway, all G & R musak is oot, jis not fer canaderans

[journeysoflifebooks]

Phil, did you just say "Alex"? #LOL

[mlgzezimon]

you sucks

[daffaras]

u gay?

[dylan134]

i dont see how this is funny... must be british humor

[anarubric]

you rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fernandorocky1976]

he is drunk!

[bradlyscottcarpenter]

how old is this guy?

[theEddievanhalen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!this is the funniest thing i have heard about AXL GROSS!

[colorfulSadness]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllll you're killing me xDDDD

[kkak24]

loser...

[canadianstudmuffin]

@kkak24 Thanks for watching my comedy video.

[xMrsCarlisleCullenx]

oh dear axl's gunna eat you xD

[TAVERNESxMUSICWORLD]

everyone say that axl is a dick. But do you forget velvet revolver ? slash, steven, izzy, duff without axl his shitt to !

[J0EMOMMA726]

Please tell me you know that guitar is backwards ...

[VizardYuiHirasawa]

fuck Axl Rose he is a fucking dick i have met him before because dizzy is a friend of mine he played for my grandfathers funeral

[fartking4]

I didn't know napolian dynomite had a "3rd" bro.

[jacksonnbabess]

youre a fucking gay, that guitar has no strings, and he has a hard on

[Karrastar]

his face looks like steven tyler but much more gay

[76pile]

thats funny ....

[dmyx52]

so gay just like you

[jadenweisenberger]

thats cause its a joke lol

[DELETTANTE]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[tylange1]

ahha sum funny shit here.

[HGJDmino]

"Girls everywhere topless...Wooh."

[Rodrython4]

@HGJDmino were?!?

[19jake95]

"My mum took away my amp" HAHAHA. who is the jerk?

[inchead]

wow, he is gonna pissed off coz chinese dem... was a big disappointment...

[Nastybutzky]

haha good joke

[jamieyoungsongs]

under that wig and glasses he looks like the guy who played max payne

[Chrille094]

Mark Wahlberg ? OOh No

[2004exrider]

dude you should look up Jan Terri, she might actually use your lyrics and finally make a hit song lol. this is funny dude i liked it!

[hUgOsLashSempre14]

lol you the best guitar player in the world

[JoelyOlly]

hey look waldo took off his hat and plays guitar now :D

[chelsealynn827]

Phil McCRACKen

[jawill1210]

Okay this video would be funny if you weren't serious.

[cme1strightnow]

I just wanted to say thank you Phil. I am taking these lyrics and going to record it and be a millionaire now. I am glad you were on youtube.

[Dycha91]

omg looser

[TheLolizzZ]

Yeap i was waiting for they new cd too...

I saw axl when he came to greece...

He is still great

[peterpan1888]

lol phil u look like weres wolly in a wig lol

[dionx1]

hey your not well mate a few too many drugs

i think , this video was a waste of time,

no talent just another ham wanna be to play real music take years i should know i have a cd out..

[canadianstudmuffin]

You sound bitter...

[Jamesftd]

i dont like you

[stajan14]

om my god and i thought the circus already left town!

[ligheyez573]

im waiting for the cd too. by the way the lyrics are awsome

[Graunthier]

erm, viewers, Phil did nothing and u criticize him? he just showing ideas and maybe he's nervous bout it and thats why he repeats himself and all, look, if ur gonna net bully him for doing nothing, let alone comedy (like Canadianstudmuffin said earlier) then im not stopping u, but its really sad, u dont like him then fuk off, i think he has "some" potential

however, phil? if u wonna show Axl ur ideas, try some audition or something :P

[djhondaponda]

That was stuuupid!

PS: The guitar is up side down! hahahaha! looser :D

[TWiebenga]

jimi hendrix always had his guitar upside down..just strung backwards, which this one isnt, but still :P

[AmphibiousSheep]

You stupid fuck, he's probably had other stuff to do he's been through alot...

[dlbdlbdlbdlb1]

you are a fuckin gay shit. son of a bitch. dush bag. id like to see you try to get a girlfrield

[eerriikk112233]

fuckk off youre wasting your life and your camera filming this bullshit

[kistucs]

werent you the mix of slash ozzy osbourn and michael jackson on a other video??

are u gay??? FREAK

[synysterg]

rofl

[iloveGunsNRoses4ever]

"i'm a big Guns N' Roses fan"

arnt we all? also, YOUR A JERK!

[canadianstudmuffin]

Calm down...it's a comedy video. Even Axl Rose enjoyed it...

[iloveGunsNRoses4ever]

yeah, i know. he's just wierd.

[c000r4]

Uve never seen a girl topless!

[c000r4]

nevermind my last comment. WHAT THE HELL?!?!

[c000r4]

i think hes wearing a wig and acting. he doesnt live with his mom. and axl is gonna swear at u

[PhantomKode]

stain'd with lol.

[BaseballGod710]

upside down guitar!!!

[pkarticuno]

are you stupid?! or just acting like one?! go to hell stupid jerk!!

[ariftarockas]

hmm... i did not know stupid was a noun.

[SynysterSte]

guns and roses are shit full stop

[LesPaulRockerProduct]

New guns n roses does axl +random musicians but old guns n roses rules

Axl+slash+izzy+duff+matt/steve

[Digitalman271]

this is 'friggin' hillarious.

[usaDoberman]

wtf is that bullshit

[0o0FRS0o0]

guns n roses without slash = SHIT

[gus1493]

guns n roses without slash, duff, izzy & steven = SHIT...

[MsPangus]

@gus1493  motherfucker

[XxMikeGuitarPlayerxX]

The new CD sucked dick horrible! the lyrics were good though nice job

[Digitalman271]

exceptionally.

[squirrelmint]

I like the lyrics. there prety good and if axl was 2 do a song like that it would probly be really good. But not 2 be mean but i only suport the old gnr not the new cuz lets just face it it is and never will be the same whithout slash. but that was good you should get into song writing. you could make probly a lot of money.

[sokkaisbest]

Guns n Roses sux since slash left!!

[canadianstudmuffin]

Yes!!!

[SSsexyProductions]

his mom took his amp lol

[Aphroditation]

is he serious or that's a joke?

[SSsexyProductions]

wow lol wtf is wrong with this guy

[Aphroditation]

everything!!!! don't ask!! do you like GN'R?

[zach3003]

wigggg hahahahahahha

[ExlRocker]

And rock on hahahaha! omg that was funny dude!! well chinease is out! It is a good album :)

[joeynh]

um its released. its amazing. just cuz slash isnt on it that doesnt make any less amazing.

[canadianstudmuffin]

This video was done before it was released.

[joeynh]

so do u like chinese democracy? or were u expecting appetite 2 ?

[canadianstudmuffin]

Not really a fan. This was just a comedy video I did...although I did like some of the older Guns n Roses music.

[TheLoyal101]

dad gave retard son his old camera, mom bought him a musical instrument and big brother introduced him to youtube! godd man get the fuck off the internet hahahahaha! XD

[redmtal]

OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS

[pillsburysbest]

this is axl speaking...YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

[treezoth]

ur holding the guitar the wrong way

[canadianstudmuffin]

No, I am just turned around.

[thebigshotss]

he could be left handed or both handed like me

[OneJako]

Oh that tambourine is too loud... lol

[canadianstudmuffin]

Yes, I would turn it down if it was attached to my 5 watt amp.

[qnion]

HAHAHAHAHHA>>>>......such a determination

[PlagueOfCorruption]

Is he a left handed guitarist?

[canadianstudmuffin]

Only when I am turned around the other way.

[kungfuck]

This is awesome! Funnnyyyy!

I'm an Axl and Guns fan also, and IMAO>

[feggman2]

goddamit

[billetjie]

good joke

[koyogooo]

u suck idiot ^^.".... BB

[koyogooo]

das lastima hijo de remil puta mirate a la cara negro del orto pareses un HOMOSEXUAL depresivo, arrepentido social de mierda ¬¬... me da bronca cuando veo gente tan fea ^^." y chistes tan malos porq lo hacen mas feos XDD

[erikjann22]

Haha, this guy is brilliant xD

[rakasn]

this guy cannot be serious

[viomartyr]

he's not

[RoseCrush]

i've been waiting for ten friggin' years... sorry for getting mad... my brother makes ten cd's a month... but they're not very good... LMAO

[allof8death]

GUYS everyone who is taking the video seriously is a fuck...... the guy is JUST joking besides axl laughed his ass off watching this apparantely

[Nasher900]

Now that the album is out perhaps you should take down this video? :-P

[SkiniDoJaskini]

He looks a bit like like Bill Gates :P

[canadianstudmuffin]

...that hurt. :P

[SkiniDoJaskini]

Sorry i didn't mean it... Yeah, beeign Bill Gates hurts :P

[canadianstudmuffin]

No worries. I have a sense of humor.  ;)

[BoyFromTheOtherSide]

I'm assuming this is meant to be a joke...

[RoseCrush]

if it's not, he should die terribly.

[Jamesftd]

considerin he used a camera n uploaded a vid on youtube i think he knows which way to hold a gutiar. n i think.. i THINK, he's coming across with humour hense the guitar upsi.. forget it, get back to school fuckheads

[GNRRAWKTHEWORLD]

is this the guy from rock radio 96.3?

[aussie4runnerlover]

your pretty funny dude

but axls gay man he deserves to die