MST3K 905 Deadly Bees (1/10)

[MajorHalman]

To infinity and beyond!... wait that wasn't Batman...

[Nagneto]

Bees. My God.

[Jangobadass]

The opening sketch is even funnier now than it was back then! XD

[ZRtheHedgehog77]

"A deadly bee weapon.... bees my god"

[sagesaria]

@ZRtheHedgehog77 I knew someone was going to say it sooner or later XD *high five*

[LadyCrazyMonkeyPants]

Don't leave Brain Guy!!! We need you to send the movies to Mike and the bots!

[Gigrantula58]

They're going to name every bee? This is going to take forever!

[jordanbutler75]

oh god nooooooo not the bees

[anthony62490]

@jordanbutler75 Well played, sir.

[Racization]

Bees. My God.

[NaveNinja]

@Racization I'm the goddamn Batman and stuff.

[Racization]

@NaveNinja Punk is nothing but death. And crime. And the rage of a beast.

[NaveNinja]

@Racization Of course! Don't you know anything about SCIENCE?!?!?

[sifle3]

"a friendly swear words production..." lol

[mechaheart]

Tom Servo <3

[NotAGoodUsername360]

@ 1:03  Oracle Turret: I'm different, too!

[shandelear]

yes! amazzzzzzzzzzing! thanks for the upload.

[Daelock]

My absolute favorite opening sketch

[cwright0902]

"No, please! According to physicists we can't fly!"

[WINFIELD32750]

looks like they hang a palm reader on the ceiling

[skull902]

1:48 - 1:59 = The most compelling romantic scene on television.

[Akira625]

@skull902 I thought Gypsy had better taste! :)

[Morzox]

Only now on what has to be my fifth or seventh time watching this episode do I realize the weird walk-in guy was one of these guys from the beginning of the movie.

If you're going to do something like that you have to make sure the audience remembers who the hell he is.

[Ayria]

*really high-pitched squeaky voice* "No, it's fine!"

<3 Pearl

[creatornat]

That taste for honey commerical jingle Crow did had me rolling! XD

[ChaosSlime1]

Someone creating a strain of highly aggressive, dangerous bees?

Wells that just sill- oh wait, Africanized Honey Bees.

[ElveeKaye]

Brain Guy: "It's just that my planet needs me, and I..."

Pearl: *squeaks* "Fine!"

[TPrower]

I can't really explain why, but this is one of my all-time favorite episodes, one that I can't help rewatching. =)

[raineandrews]

"I suppose you want Christmas off, Cratchit"

[AlecRozsa]

lol one of the observers clearly played by Mike Nelson xD

[alice88wa]

As much as I love The Mads, this sketch is probably my favorite Pearl scene. She's really grown on me, the more I watch. She's so delightfully passive-aggressive, even in the beginning when she was Forrester's trailer trash mom. Love it!

[trapadoored]

@alice88wa

I'm not sure I would call her "passive" aggressive-maybe aggressive.

[DaimondInTheRough]

ahhhh not the bees!!

[freakofevolution]

I give this movie 28 stars!

Friendly Swear Words Productions Presents!

They named every bee, this going to take forever!

Hey special effects by Michael Collins...so everything gets blown up!

A Taste For Honeeeyyy...A novel for which this movie is baayy-seddd!

The bees are wearing rugby shirts!

I have your knickers!

[ChaoticYak]

Bobo: Oh, don't leave, Brain Guy! I love you!

Brain Guy: He's...a pet.

[DAVIDInitiative]

Best. Intro. EVER.

Return of the Observers, ftw.

[Kullfawn]

Christopher Robin does have an plan to kill pooh

[CdiGanon]

7:55 No Tom. That's Michael Bay

[Tassadarky]

Yes, whenever someone sends you a letter that says that they plan to kill someone just laugh at them and don't call the cops.

[elhunt212]

awesome intro.

[grahamlaur]

"friendly swear words productions" lol

[halfmanhalfmetal]

This episode really makes me relate to Mike. No matter what item of clothing I put on, within the next 20 minutes somehow a generous amount of gravy ends up on it.

[OmarAlQaseer]

"I don't wanna be a worker bee. I wanna be a middle management bee!"

[anpmech]

Nice.....Never a bad MST3K

[loverboyz901]

he gave mike the nostalgia critic's tie

[babyhorsey6]

"It isn't broccoli I want....It's you!!" (insert heavy wet kiss here)

Absolutely priceless from the very beginning!!

[LonewolfSojourner]

"So Every thing gets blown up?"

I think Servo was confusing Micheal Collins for Micheal Bay

[smavie]

A weapon. A deadly bee weapon.

Bees. My god. D:

[Theburn77]

"Friendly Swearword Productions presents..."

[FranklyMisterShankly]

"Special effects by Michael Collins - so everything gets blown up, then..."

[IliyaMoroumetz]

If I didn't know better, I would think that the opening skit was a goof of all the tv shows of the day that started off with a recap, because they've must have touched on every type of genre out there at the time. XD

Oh, those crazy, sarcastic diamonds. May they never lose their luster.

[hugeloads]

@IliyaMoroumetz Well Duh

[joemomma46]

"Heard of him?"

"I was married to him!"

[TheLogicalGod]

"Aw it's the Hee-Haw Font" I rolled

[coruscant100]

Bees, my god

[Glitcher2000]

Bee good!

[SoundsmithOne]

6 people's baby didn't take them to a dance last night... 

[TitusYorick]

8:18 Robert Bloch? Wasn't he the author of "Psycho"?

[Theburn77]

@TitusYorick yes he was, he also wrote a lot of screenplays, including this one. They can't all be winners, lol

[UpSky2]

@TitusYorick Robert Bloch wrote a lot, and may have influenced more movies and TV than Harlan Ellison ever did.

[Nagneto]

Bees my god.

[guardianfalco01]

Christopher Robin plans to kill Pooh... :O lol

[jgq85]

6 people were in "The Deadly Bees"

[pjones08]

"Special Effects by Michael Collins. So everything gets blown up?"

[corle1]

NOT THE BEES!

[Nagneto]

@corle1 : AAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAUUGH THERE IN MY EYES!!!!

[ChaoticYak]

Pearl's voice getting progressively higher as she's saying it's fine that Brain Guy is leaving is just great.

[MENZAKUU]

It takes a lot of malevolent directing menace to utterly ruin the twist of the story before it even begins, no matter how predictable and contrived it may be. In a way, though, it was rather relieving. Y'know, just the ability not to feel insulted anymore, to not care anymore. To just...enjoy the gratuitous topless scene, in all its retro glory.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Christopher Robin decided on a diabolical plot to kill Pooh.

[vivaladiva2001]

That's the Hee Haw font. How can it be deadly? I love this show!

[Tareltonlives]

Turns out Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff almost were in this movie. The parts of Hargrove and Manfred (respectively) were written for them. It would have been a better movie, but I think it still would have sucked.

[pretorious700]

@Tareltonlives This movie needs Joe Don Baker. or Ross Hagan. or Godzilla. or Timothy Van Patten. or Keanu Reeves.or Sid Melton. or Miles O"Keefe. or Torgo........

second thought, it would still suck.

[MINESWEEP2k]

So far this film looks better than Hobgoblins. (I saw that one yesterday.)

-MINESWEEP

[watda74]

Chili dogs and beer: excellent Friday night dinner idea!!

-Oh, you're a pathetic sop, and we'll take with us and blow this place up! C'mon, dummy!

[htomsirveaux42]

@watda74 is there a way to make a chili cheese corn dog?

[watda74]

@htomsirveaux42

I'm sure there's an actual food recipe out there, but for those with rather 'alternative tastes' there's another that involves 2 'lovers' and a corndog. X-(

Good one. ;-D

[lobsopdoy]

5 bees apparently watched this video

[Chaosian01]

@lobsopdoy I didn't know bees had acess to computers and even watched youtube videos.

[mskittychic79]

Yess! I love this opening sketch!

[IMAGINARYphilosophy]

Best opening segment of the series.

The SAUCE... it's too... RICH!

[Jorf420]

The only complaint I've ever had with mst3k is PEARL.

[MST3K1986]

It's not broccoli I want, it's...you!

(Mike shoves everything of the table and a make out ensues)

[DroofusNorth]

"I have your knickers..."

[braintheif90]

OH GOD THE BEEEEEEEEES

[ANOtherProductions10]

Bee's... my god

[QuikVidGuy]

Wait... MIKE blew up the Observers' planet?!

[braintheif90]

@QuikVidGuy ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooood!

[QuikVidGuy]

Earlier in the show, they actually explain how he eats... just not the whole breathing thing.

[watda74]

-I'm squishing up a baby human being...THERE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?! IT'S PRETTY FUNNY, HUH?!?!

Didn't mind the folks singing the real song to my little girl but under no circumstance did I allow it for 'the boy'! But Mike's version...maybe. lol

[BobSpotOn]

Bees. My god.

[SinnFein4ever]

Christopher Robin decided on a diabolical plan to kill Poo...

[ChaoticYak]

Don't make me shoot you! CRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[crazymonkeys28]

sleep with Amanda...? who's Amanda mike!?!

[wtfomgstudios]

No please! According to physicists, we can't fly!

[Xigano1]

Does anybody know how "Amicus" could be a "Friendly swearword" ? ( see 6:30 )

Can't live with the knowlegde, that a MST joke went by me without being appreciated.

[Faesissa]

@Xigano1 I believe it's because an 'ami' is a friend in french and the 'cus' part sounds like cuss and a cuss is a swear word.

[wtfomgstudios]

@Faesissa Makes sense.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@Xigano1 Well, they're taking it as a virtual combination of words. Amic- (as in 'amicable', meaning friendly) and -cus (like 'cuss', or swear word). Amicus = a friendly swear word. Get what I mean, mon ami? Amigo?

[masanobuandolover]

Omg i remember watching this epsode when i was 10 and almost dying of laughter.

[ChaoticYak]

Mike is so good as Observer! Disdain just drips from his every word. :)

[agrus001]

@ChaoticYak i was just going to ask...

[ChaoticYak]

More broccoli?

It isn't broccoli I want. It's...YOU!

[pretorious700]

@MartianAviator Wow, that's cool-the most I ever get is mild aversion.

[smokebreath]

Don't make me shoot you, CROOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!



[yomie100]

"They named every bee? This is gonna take forever" LOL.

[CrowTCorbett]

Love Crow -- "Come on answer the question ya Skel!"

Too cute -- Crow drowning in the sauce and Tom trying to save to save him!\

Bobo was great: "You're those really white other guys who had their brains in pans too only you're the mean ones -- I'm gonna tell law giver!"

When the other Obervers showed up I was like -- come on Brain Guy was just eating hotdogs (well chili dogs actually) and watching Jerry Springer with Bobo.

One of my favorite sketches :)

[norsef]

Oh who can resist Gypsy with such luscious lips and her sparkling eye?

[ArcaneOmen2041]

@norsef

Might be the source of Leela on Futurama.

[quasiphatpaul]

"well thats the Hee Haw font how can that be deadly?"

[rexsteel]

3:00 Brain guy eating a chili dog with the hat backwards is great! LOL

[devospud]

the sauce... its too rich... too thick... save... yourself

[sagacious03]

7:14- Lol, Michael Ripper. I wonder if that's Jack's long lost brother.

[cloud314231]

the one thing I can't seem to figure out is this odd related video

on the side bar.

it baffles me that "Blow job girl" is related to this show in any way possible (smokes pipe) escuse me (smokes bong) ok now it makes sense.

[pcadnezbite]

"I have your knickers."

Crow sounds good as a Brit

[wrght9185]

I can't wait to see this! A genuine 28 star movie!

[M0VIES4U2]

THANK YOU!

[ChaosTicket]

Hey Magic Voice spoke.

[jekblom123]

Stupid blowjob girl...>

[IrishEyedBlue]

@jekblom123

I know, it has nothing to do with mst3k.

[Windclaw]

@jekblom123

Pray for the death of Blowjob Girl!

[tredlow]

That's featured videos for you.

[LaDracul]

@jekblom123 They get a movie?! Seriously? I know of people who are way better than they are that should get famous...

[RusselBertrand]

this show was my life support for many of months

[ChaoticYak]

Best. Opening. Ever.

"The sauce. Too thick. Save yourself."

[M0VIES4U2]

Okay, is everyone just having fun, down thumbing me? I'm mean, I was just talking about my first MST3K experience. And why the thunbs down on my defibrilating Servo question?

[Pixiesnix]

'Cause some fans of the show can be a bit...snarky. Don't let that discourage you from becoming a fan, though.

[M0VIES4U2]

Gee, thanks. You're the first person to actually explain this to me.

[pretorious700]

@Pixiesnix MST3K fans don't have much patience with stupidity, but also I have noticed they are less prone to bs personal attacks...except for that one clown on the "I Accuse My Parents" vid....don't know what got up his ass....

[Goblinxx1]

@pretorious700 Maybe a gerbil?

[NesKid99]

@Pixiesnix It's that snarky attitude that brings us people like Spoony.

[ChaoticYak]

None of the clips have ever been in the show before. It was a parody of... well, pretty much every soap opera ever made. :)

[trapadoored]

@ChaoticYak

Sad to say but I always thought the Coast to Coast version was funnier:And they carried the gag throughout the whole episode.

"Space Ghost-it has come to my attention that I am pregnant!"

hey! chicken puppet from prince of space episode makes it's return!

[frustratedsarilane]

Because then there wouldn't be a show.

[M0VIES4U2]

Hmm, good point.

[MrMammon]

@M0VIES4U2 Also because Pearl will kill them if they don't. Cut off their life support and whatnot. It's what Dr. Forrester did to them in the MST3K movie when they refused to go into the theater.

[M0VIES4U2]

Okay, I don't understand the thumbsdown. I just made a suggestion.

[ChaoticYak]

Because the air gets drained from the SOL when movie sign comes up. So the theater is the only place where there is air to breathe.

[M0VIES4U2]

Really? What episode does that happen?

[ChaoticYak]

Well, I know they refer to it a couple of times throughout the run of the series (Maybe during Invasion of the Neptune Men?), but it gets explicitly stated during MST3K: The Movie. That's how Dr. Forrester forced them to watch the movies.

[M0VIES4U2]

Thanks!

[ne0nLIGHTS]

Mike kissed Gypsy! Did anyone else just gasp?!

[dork94596]

06:48 "They named every bee...this is going to take forever."

[snikt2k10]

"POINT" not "poit".

[snikt2k10]

...Apparently, i have issues with Reality TV. Sorry guys, what was i saying? Oh yea, mike and the bots are ahead of the curve. I think that was my poit... yea..

[snikt2k10]

Leave it to mike and the bots to summerize every plot point for every TNT show thats currently on the air. It just proves once again just how repetative TV is now. I wonder if they predicted reality shows too? They ARE the shittiest form of entertainment in existence, and you'd have to have no personality, no self-respect, no dignity, no single thought in your douche-bag brain, and not a trace of love in you pea-sized black mis-shapen heart in order to be entertained by reality tv. Common sense.

[Oppledeldoc]

Even though it's a comedy, I've always thought Mike's Observer character was genuinely scary.

[TPrower]

"Christopher Robin decided on a diabolical plan to kill Pooh." XDD

[poolygirl13]

"It's not broccoli I want...it's you!"

[CPuff8D]

The part where Mike's all "Don't make me shoot you! Crooooow!!" is actually pretty epic XD

[tttmany]

Opening reminds me of the opening from the one Family Guy episode when Brian goes to Hollywood

[pretorious700]

I love 60's brit rock...so spastic, so tuneless...it's awesome!!!!!

[skyemcleod1]

Does anybody else skip the beginning with Pearl? But the bots are gr8! Love this "classic" lol thankx for posting :) xx

[pretorious700]

you are missing some great stuff if you skip the intros-like this one with brain guy's hat on backwards eating chili dogs...that's some funny shit.

[CptFoxMcCloud]

"Oh no, according to physicist's we CANT fly!!"

LOL

[tagginos]

Don't make me shoot you! Crow!

[lonelysith66]

"I don't want to be a worker bee, I want to be a middle management bee!"

Don't we all, honey?

XD

[lonelysith66]

Brain Guy and Bobo are watching Springer!

XD

[watda74]

-I suppose you want Christmas off, Cratchet!!

Just in time for the holidays. lol

[MagikSpaceFries]

that was an amazing opening!

[ElveeKaye]

GREAT opening skit! I sure do miss this show. I want to own every episode someday and watch them all in order.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

I met Mary Jo (Pearl) when the Cinematic Titanic crew came to St. Charles recently and did a live show!

[DarkAbsol8811]

That has to be the funniest opening ever! it is the best!!!!

[WalkEvilTalk]

This episode may have my favorite opening scene of the series.

"I think you knew that chicken puppet was stuffed with explosives, didn't you?!"

"No!"

"Don't make me shoot you. CROOOOW!"