CH Live: NYC -- Chelsea Peretti

[ThePokeyPictures]

her nose is GI FREKIN NORMOUS

[MrDarkkak]

"hes such a little flirt" "i know i want to fuck him so bad"

[krewl5000]

I’d do her

[JayLovePlaysGuitar]

she is beautiful

[ScentlessApprentice7]

I can just imagine that chick stabbing a man in the pelvis with that beak every single time she gives a blowjob.

[andaloudog]

@andaloudog I would pay serious money.

[dark0emperor]

no funny. she's funnier on the smoking gun

[deepbluePee]

she is funny! =D

[leeph]

The only good thing about this video is that she has tits. Now gtfo

[johanneslabusch]

@leeph Well, that, and your HILARIOUS comment, obviously. 

[leeph]

@johanneslabusch Your sarcasm flatters me. Now gtfo

[johanneslabusch]

@leeph I'm powerless against your amazing comedy skills. Why are there no clips of YOUR standup?

[leeph]

@johanneslabusch Im powerless against your amazing sarcasm skills, find something better to do with your time you old saggy-balled bastard

[johanneslabusch]

@leeph You clearly are. 

[leeph]

@johanneslabusch I like how you reply within an hour of every comment I put on, find something better to do with your time you old saggy-balled bastard

[TheLivingDead7]

she wasn't even funny and i'm girl

[guitar19904]

@TheLivingDead7 no one gives a shit if your a girl

[johanneslabusch]

@TheLivingDead7: Oh wow, you're girl? Well, maybe you're stupid girl.

[YourLordVicious]

She supposed to be funny...? She's cute... but I don't think standup is her bag..

[IDV84]

i'll hit that

[foxytr900]

i cant decide wether shes really hot or not..

[hommeydrewdawg]

@foxytr900 she just needs a nose job

[FringeFreak56]

@hommeydrewdawg jealous that you'll never get her?...I think so

[robogooch]

Whoa she's got a big ass nose and WTF green pants

[leenonme23]

fuck this youtubeeeeee

[vafles]

She's pretty good, but why does every female comedian's material have to be about chick stuff? Why can't we have women joke about religion or politics or other things that comedians usually joke about? Why do you only have to talk about guys, and what you wear on your dates and things like that?

For what it's worth, this was slightly better than other girl comics..

[Obediah17]

@vafles same reason why black comedians always joke about race i guess :S

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

@vafles ummmm unlike males women repect rights. Why don't male actors joke about female stuff? Or about how wrong male's r?

[masterdimsen]

@TheAnnoyingThing1915 Well we dont joke about female stuff simple because we dont understand it... And a joke isnt funny unless you understand it... and the reason why we dont joke about us being wrong is because we are right

[bobewreckem]

idk , for some reason i love girls with nose imperfections like that chick from tm , this chick is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[stonewolf1886]

RAMOOOOOOOOONE!

[moobar09]

I think she's fuckin hot

[Bam1793]

we have the same pants xD Fuzzy

[AllYourCake]

She's actually good looking.

Except the beak.

[Kippeneuker69]

look at that beak!

[jim67jim]

I wouldn't change one thing about her. She is adorible !!!!

[Aruesmyth]

do not like, i will have to remove her comedy lincense =P

[4x4RapeWagon]

HER........NOSE........

[SirRobbins]

put a pointy hat on her and she'd be the hottest witch on halloween. Her nose is attractive. Never thought I'd say that about a girl.

[SkittersTractorfist]

rofl That was great.

There aren't enough female standup comedians who are actually good.

[CelicaBlitzy]

lol her material is good but she just seems like she has a naturally funny personality too....like Dave Chappelle.

[thecheesebob]

Oh man, way funnier than I expected.

[GoldeneyedFox]

I find her attractive. I'd feel the same way about dates; I've never really gone on one to be honest. Relationships usually happen with me just hanging out with the person in places like school

[AlfredoNader]

Shes hot, i love big nose girls.

[dicktracy3331]

she is so hot

[movefart]

@dicktracy3331 my spanish tutor looks just like her lol but with shorter hair but she is hot tho

[3114dawg]

xD, the ending was a killer.

[wolkje79]

I think she has a nice nose

[Megadeth6]

that she does not.

[Devedza]

Ok, you're a retard.

[endorphinz]

She has a great nose, i agree...

[CollosalCarnage08]

Dude, even with that nose i'd tap that shit bro.

[dennispurcello]

I went to a comedy show and she was one of the performers and I said the same thing

[xJeffersonAirplanex]

I just generally dont like girl comedians, vocals never sound good - even if the jokes r funny

[madcorne]

im the same with girl singers in rock or metal bands. Like Paramore. just something about it

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

You have a messed up sexist psyche hindering you.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

That's because you're an idiot.

[GTehFrOg]

like her style. its a cross btween deadpan and smoking some serious shit. its waaay awesome :D

[mooboozoo]

the end was jokes hes a flirt yea i know i wanna fuck hime right now

[funkyfuhrer]

THATS NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE GRANDMA

[mazak6811]

she's sooooooooo cute!!!!!!

[newsfan139]

This is the first time I've seen her doing stand up and she is awesome. Not only that she's so HOT!!!

[mOnK27640]

lets all be honest here weonly came on to look at her ass ..which is hot

[bloodanddirt]

you caught me lotion handed

[evaldez16]

ehhh not funny

[silentDD]

no bad but seen much better

[Afivestarkindaguy]

5 stars just for the very last bit hahaha

[kkNEURO]

do women find this funny? I realised that the only woman I find remotely funny is Sara Silverman... :/

[Binaural03375]

Check out Maria Bamford and Jen Kirkman. And Sarah Silverman may as well be a man based on her material

[kingamber]

Sarah Silverman is terrible.

[RhiannaSkye93]

What are you smoking?...cause i want some if it makes you that delirious.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

Her material is manly?

[Binaural03375]

I guess what I mean is her material can be very vulgar and crude and you don't see many famale comedians with an act like that. But I don't care, I think she's really funny.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

No, YOU'RE claiming that you don't see that simply because you're ignorant. There are just as many vulgar female comedians as male ones. If you're unaware of this, it's your fault.

[lxFeLoNxl]

holy shit, whats your problem?

were you raised to think every guy is sexist? damn.

and just a side note, saying "There are just as many vulgar female comedians as male ones." isnt really helping your case.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

@lxFeLoNxl

No I wasn't raised to think that. Why the hell would you think I was?

Pointing out that there are an equal amount of vulgar male and female comedians does not hinder or help my "case," whatever you think it is - it's simply me stating a fact.

[lxFeLoNxl]

Now, based off the fact that it seems like your comments on this page consist of you basically sticking up for women's rights, when you said that there are just as many vulgar female comedians as there are males, that could be taken as you being defensive and, yet again, saying that women as just as good as men. What you really said was women can be just as bad as men, whether you meant it like that or not, assuming that you don't think vulgarity is good.

[lxFeLoNxl]

Also, just to clarify, I'm not sexist.

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

Well first off, you clearly aren't well-read. My username is a reference to Joan Of Arc, you dimwit. It has nothing to do with women as a whole.

Secondly the few comments I've made here were to actual sexists, so again, your argument fails.

Lastly, again, my pointing out that there are an equal amount of male and female comedians who are vulgar is a mere matter of fact and is all I "really said." Vulgarity in comedy is perfect, not "bad." So like an ass, you ASSumed incorrectly.

[ChickenNggetMan]

lol i declare u the winner *high fives* XD

[QueenTwilla]

Right on!

[killcure]

This was funny. If you want high energy bullshit, go watch dane cook or something.

[leemyster2]

goods jokes though need more energy on the puch lines. The whole depressed mood is of course an act for comedy purposes but its a bit boring for the full time of the sketch

[LyricTo101]

no i kinda liked it

[babylonian]

Yeah no this set was actually fine. She told jokes and they were funny. If you need your jokes yelled at you, you do not want a comedian, you want a clown.

[MADEaCOMMENTmacro]

Her Nose is distracting...

[wheellei]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, this was funny.

[scorchio123526]

this was terrible....

[Bonegina]

Within the first 10 sec you can tell how bad its gonna be. Don't bother finishing.

[chicosk8r92]

thats what she said ^_^

[Bonegina]

;-)

[jacobbobcorn]

her tone of voice has no energy, and lacks spirit. some of her jokes were funny, and she couldve made them funnier if she put more energy into it.

[ludachris0119]

High energy comics are the absolute worst. "LIKE ME!!! PLEASE, LIKE ME!!!"

[kurt22222]

that called deadpan, many dark comedian do this spet denis leary and emo philips

[VoteAwards]

RIP Michael Jordan!

[humphrey0706]

jordan?

[dxtrlaboratory]

how about we try jackson?

[jabdrummer]

shes hot

[dangmama820]

I really thought she was funny......

[Ahzmodius420X]

some of you guys are blind, she has a body, but yall pervz are looking for big as huge tits,.... you have no clue what a true beautiful woman really is.. no girls need that to be beautiful...fuckin dick heads

[sunbeatle707]

sorry buddy, about 99% of the youtube population are total morons. we're fighting a losing battle.

[allblackfanxx]

DUDE i agree 100% with you

[Ahzmodius420X]

Shes so adorable

[moviedude22]

what a pro!

[Shatonmedeek]

shalome, i would like to apply for a loan.

[TheRobisgreat]

Hilarious!

[freddie19]

i like her humour..girls with a sense of humour is a real turn on

[djordan22]

depends what kind of sense of humor. girls that "get" arrested development are fucking hot

[tangylazer]

your not funny but u got a nice body

[utoh50]

I'm not really sure what it is about her either, but she is sexy as hell!

[Geofflara]

i wanna be inside her.

[TheDrawbridge]

I love you, Chelsea Peretti.

[rafinoor]

Her nose is distracting.

[lilbluehersheykiss]

her nose was funnier than her jokes.

[Cloudfallz]

hahaha HUUUUUUUGE!!!

[rafinoor]

True, true.

[SanDiegoSpice]

lol yeah!!!

[KRRREECHURkaitlyn]

yeah...she kinda really sucked...

[elementality4me]

shes very depressing... lol i mean funny but... like depressin! idk!

[sweetness2160]

She has a strange sense of humour thats kind of sarcastic in her own way, but its not  suit for stand up..I thought she was pretty funny, but something's missing

[prudey89]

funny

[yoyoyozo]

hahaha she was amaziing! so funny

[nesvrstani1981]

Very nice : )

[perfecttrunks2000]

she is funny when she was acting depressed or making herself seem pathetic.

[Th3Mach1ne]

WOW she's really funny, I haven't seen her in any other collegehumor stuff though

[LPfanatic321]

Yeah seriously she was anything but funny.

[rexrex22]

Pretty, not funny.

[superfundeathhammer]

EPIC QUAIL

[knightryan22]

she was pretty and funny :D

[That70sShowgurl88]

wassup slut!

[shamoni8]

haha the last joke was the best

[Osonola]

Yeah I know i wanna f..ck him so bad XD LOL.... Ruby Ruby Ruby (8) 3:50 XD

[maracanda]

She is hot, hot, hot...I LOVE her nose! And every other part of her anatomy!

[screwzerulesihavebux]

she has nice pants >_>

[beucker2847]

is she a jew?

[ChoctawCreek]

Half Jewish, half Italian.

[tominator999]

Jewtalian!

[mokaljordan]

"i wanna fuck him so bad"- too bad that line was'nt towards comedy

[WorkJoker]

this is comedy? ..

[FaustSnake]

Was that a witty retort?

[WorkJoker]

that was a witty retort? ...

[FaustSnake]

And you are writing what I wrote because?...

They say that imitating is the best form of flattery but with you I find it more degrading then flattering.

[WorkJoker]

that was flattery?...

[FaustSnake]

Are you retared or just plain fucked up in the head?

Cause I can't tell the difference.

[WorkJoker]

That was retarded? ...

[FaustSnake]

That you are.

[WorkJoker]

that was you are? ...

[FaustSnake]

Appart from trying to prove that you are a moron by writing dumb question replies what are you trying to achive?

Seriously, even at trolling you fail.

[WorkJoker]

That was trolling? ...

[FaustSnake]

A failed attempt at it.

[WorkJoker]

That was a attempt? ...

[WorkJoker]

That was failed? ...

[FaustSnake]

Yes.

[WorkJoker]

That was Yes? ...

[FaustSnake]

Yes.

[Murjoe16]

Was that a question?

[Br0dy69]

I Agree.

[BRIisFINEart]

Why do so many standup comedians have a winey voice?

[projektsoldier7]

cuz they could never sing :P

[knotightul]

Not funny

OH MY GOD, HER NOSE!!!!!!!!

[BYOBPProductions]

I dont know why people dont like this i thought it was funny.

[DareDevilDemon3]

wtf thats not even that funny -_-"

[1001000111]

She's trying too hard to be 'dry'. Just ends up being horribly boring.