TWILIGHT for Dinner

[Sercil00]

-I wonder what's for dinner

-Twilight

-Whoa! ma boi...

[AngelofLightX4]

Press five repeatedly lol

[stnchplc]

hahahahaha oh wow

[CapitanKurosaki]

It'll probably give you diarrhea.

[JennaLouiseXO]

Twilight sucks. It's just... It's just torture.

[AngelofLightX4]

ROFLCOPTER LOLOLOL!!!! XD

[kittyxcatxrock]

i hate twilight it sucks ass.

[chichigirrl2]

i love twilight but this whole epidemic is hella annoying. Yes I won't lie I finished the book 5 days before watching the movie but i bet u 90% of people didn't read the book before watching the movie and didn't know what it was in 2006. I swear I wanna burn Hot Topic just like that episode of South Park.

BTW just coz I hate the epidemic doesn't mean i heat IT go Team Jacob New Moon was amazing and can't wait for Eclipse :D

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

Aw mom I don't like eating shit

ROFFLMFAOOFL

[christastyleguru]

wow, that was really dumb?

[UlqiYoru]

the acting was bad but that made it funny XD and "Mom I don't like easting crap"

[MaggotEdits]

I will buy this book and will let it bourn in hell!!!DIE EDWARD DIE!!!!!GWHAhAHAHAHAHA

[metalz88]

HAHAHAHAHAH this made my day .

[firebreathingllama]

All people should go to a book store right now, buy a Twilight, BURN it and shoot it`s ashes.

[InsanimationINK]

Why would we buy the book when we could just steal it?

It's not wise to waste money on pure garbage.

[firebreathingllama]

not too keen on theft but the garbage part sounds true

[PuppyMonkey]

Ahh, that was good!

Nice work! :]

[jonksgal]

wtf? xD

I'm laughing so hard right now!?

WHY!!!!?

[Lemoncode]

Da winna!

[airtwilight]

Kool I would have said the same thing if I had to eat twilight for dinner!

[Skrokner]

ahahahahahahahah!!!

[HermioneWeasly12]

Kind of stupid how much they all laughed but the end was good.

[nazrine0013]

HAHA OMG LOL.

[Cpr82]

i know it doesn't really matter but whats that song at the beginning. I've always wondered

[kitkatyummy4]

OMG OMG GO TRACI/SISSY

[kitkatyummy4]

i no it was only the best twilight

[freakodaWURLD]

OH MY GOD!! i just saw the best video in the world! I am now your biggest fan and i absolutly LOVE your insperation!

[HaleyCatScratch]

heyy mommmm! marcooooo!!!!!

[blackandbluestar]

GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER. XD

[BrainPickerTemari]

Funniest anti-Twilight video ever :)

[RaverYusuke]

"Aw, mom! I don't like eating shit!" XDD Not constructive, yet funny as hell.

[lillauber]

you are so mean that is a good book and you have the ugliest faces ever

[PANICxAttackx]

-cough- That's your opinion. I like it to but that doesn't make it non-funny. Just because its good doesn't mean EVERYONE likes it.

[LucyOblivion]

Your mom has the ugliest face ever. :|

[kitkatyummy4]

omg this is funny and offenseif

[tdogplaya55]

Hey katie this is traci and that was funny

[xGreenxDragonxGirlx]

I don't know whether to break down laughing and wake my family up or break down crying and wake my family up, this is SO DAMN FUNNY!

[chichigirrl2]

lmfao i ♥ twilight but i almost peed myself watching this

[Kriztail40]

me too. I don't really like it twilight] but this is so awesome.

[PooBreeze]

"I fucking hate that bitch who wrote twilight. Like seriously? Vampires that glow in the morning and werewolves that are only Indinan? ??? That's fucked up."

LOL

[joyirulz]

Lmao.

It is a "Book"

Not some kind of reality project or eye witnessed report.

[PooBreeze]

I know what they're talking about and I liked the book and also thought this video was pretty funny. All I was doing in the last comment was saying a line in the credits which went by REALLY FAST!

[PooBreeze]

suck mai balls faget.

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

Yeah, Native American werewolves... isn't that a little racist?

[chichigirrl2]

i love twilight and i'm on team jacob but yeah it totally is racist so is the fact that they live on reservations :(

[SeeleyBooth]

@chichigirrl2 That's a bit of an ignorant statement. Most legitimate native americans actually do live on the reservations. And it is geographically correct in that Forks Washington HAS a reservation called La Push (I hate myself for knowing that).

[PooBreeze]

Twilight is good. But this was so funny!!

[PooBreeze]

That was so funny!

[magicalmerge]

No, don't eat it! You'll get food poisoning!

[AmberHaydenChannel]

LMAO, check out our 'How to be Anti-Twilight" video.

Together we can beat this epidemic. :)

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

I know the perfect thing (I'm a gamer, so here goes) to fight the terrible disease known as the Twilight Saga: just get a clip of that motherfucker, Edward, particularly something that will get the girls to see the vid, and then cut to a few clips of the most disturbing video game boss ever: Giygas from EarthBound. Maybe a few screamers would help, too.

[lovelybluedog]

I thought the mother was adorable. XD

[MicrophoneFarmer]

Did you do your homework?

Yeah! It's right over there!

Oh you boys are so silly!

Awesome.

[OnyxEyedShark]

eww tastes like crappy dialogue DX

[inivonwini]

My weenie is on fire! aaa

[pizzafreakz101]

haha wtf?? haha

[TwilightSUCKS9]

BRILLIANT! lol

[xCrazyJayx]

lolololololololololololol

[Ginjirotchilover]

lol, that was hilarious! XD

[disneyjasmine01]

HAhahahahaha I wouldn't eat that either.

[popoleroski]

even though i absolutely love the books and im a fanpire, this was freking HILARIOUS!!!

[queefingtrolls]

That was brilliant, omg XD

[problumchild2]

Awesome Vid!!

[redfishy987]

xD Great video!

[Depsycho]

Props to the mom, that is one fine woman!

XD

I'll have some Twilight with a side of Breaking Dawn! The more FAIL, the better! :D

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

No, imagine this in a five-star restaurant:

"Yes, I would like to have your Twilight a la Bolognese with a side of sliced New Moon and some roasted Breaking Dawn. I would also like a glass of that fancy Eclipse wine. Oh, and make it taste how it should: LIKE SHIT!"

[bexxing3]

lol!

[TallGentleman97]

lmao job well done

[rainbowIchigo]

LMAO

[haha045]

AHAAHA that made me laugh xDD Nice vid. And if any of you people are REAL twilight freaks, you would've read the book earlier when it came out like a year ago. Twilight only became more popular when the movie came out.

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

Yeah, I noticed you said freaks, 'cause Twilight fans are freaks.

[Ambermen]

this is halerius

Laughing

My

Fucking

Ass

Off

[avaster]

VIDEO: WIN

twilight: FAIL

fans dont know shit about good literature...

such a sad time to wanting to write stories :(

*sigh* that is why i gave up...

[delgadoagz]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

!!!!

hahahahahha

it waz funny

I like your Umbrella T-shirt xD

[PretentiousNitwit]

Priceless, all of it. xD

[RedTideOfWolves]

Godamn Motherfucking LOL

[antitwilightofficial]

Haha! Well done and funny!

[HimeYasukachan]

o.o usally i hate twilight haters but that was funny

[ghostxrequiem]

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[CanIHaveSomePlease]

Man, that is one ugly guy... Yuck!

[ghostxrequiem]

God I love you.

[YesIm10]

0.0

That was pretty damn hilarious.

Usually Id get seriously pissed about something like this, but then I remembered how most guys think twilight is gay. So congradulations. One less 11 year old girl screaming at you on youtube.

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

yesss.....

[rexeatscatfood]

I so very much love this video. :)

[MarisCherries]

lol trollin twilight fans

[prettyoddbobbi]

Ashely is the cooler child x]]

[MrsSummerCullen]

What is this? A goth/nerd/cutter/geek convention?

Anyone with freakin' eyes and a heart can see that Twilight is the best thing that has happened in a long time.

You all have no SOULS.

You can't live. :( Very sad.

By the way... you make a very nice Transsexual!

[kiwisunshine5233]

If you consider a superfical, sexist, sexually-repressive, lusty, cliche cash-cow fanfiction of Meyer's self-insertion obsessive fan girl Mary Sue (Bella) & abusive stalker boyfriend Gary Stu (Edward) for Mormon propaganda to be the best thing ever. I'm being wordy, but since you like Twilight, it must be a perfectly okay thing for you & you just love it!

Twilight has no soul, no deep meaning. Everything about it is shallow. Its created for fat loney ignorant shallow girls w/ low self esteem.

[arbuckle1029]

Not only is Twilight meaningless, it shits all over vampire canon.

Which is stupid.

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

i like you.

[YesIm10]

Hmm... Usually I'd have something to say about that, but Im totally speechless.

Did you read the book? Im not saying "ITS THE BEST BOOK SERIES EVER OMG HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!" Im thinking that without "its the best book series ever" part in it.

I have a feeling your some guy who just saw the movie and enjoys pissing people off by saying that, But then again that was too smart for someone like that to say that....

Wow. You must really believe in what you said there.

[Kriztail40]

fat loney ignorant shallow girls -- like the author herself

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

hey I'd tap that. Fat people need love to you know? Why do you think Stephenie Meyer wrote the book in the first place. It's a way of telling fat girls that they can end up with ANYBODY... but just for the facts, I don't think Bella is fat.

[Deadbirdcheese]

That would have been humorous if you would stop using the stupid stereotype.

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

which stereotype is that?

[Deadbirdcheese]

Fat girls trying to find love. The ignorant/fat stereotype. It's been used in my school at times. And any other stereotype of a person's weight has been applied to me. Don't really mind me though, just in a terrible mood.

[FluffyCupCake789]

you really need to find yourself some better literature.

[RedTideOfWolves]

So stupid it's fucking hilarious

And Twilight is a piece of shit, it sucks so much it fucks, it fucks so much it blows and I don't like it

[RadicalFuzz]

Lmfaooo

this is great i watch it like over nd over hahhaahahahhaha nicely done

[CrimsonFawkes]

I think sometimes the bloopers are the best part. OH, BTW, YOU RAN OVER MY FOOT!!!!

[ThatFreakBabyKenzie]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i cant believe its a best seller

[Blackjack185]

ThatFreakBabyKenzie: Yep, me neither. You don't have to write well anymore or have an interesting, original plot with characters that aren't cliche to get to the top anymore. Damn the brainless mainstream.

[ThatFreakBabyKenzie]

Not only is it cliche but Myer keeps her characters slaves to the thin outline she drew for them and the never stray from it.

For a reader to relate to a character the must change because we as people change. Were you honestly the same person you were 4 years ago? I hope not. I'd like to think I've grown since then. But they are always the same. It's so black and white. Each on of them are too perfect and glossed over. Classic mistake of a young author.

[Blackjack185]

Very well said. No I'm certainly not the same person I was 4 years sgo. Characters like real people need to be effected by cause and effect. If something happens to them they'll be changed for better or worse but they're not going to remain the same. That's just fake.

[Larkahncieling]

I have immense respect for this video. 8D

[PyroEnchantress]

"I don't like eating sh*t!"

Hahahaha!!

[Raffle08]

WIN.

[killurmunkey]

lol!  Nice

[Blackjack185]

Haha. That was awesome! Thank goodness for the few intelligent people in this god forsaken world. Honestly, that book is shit and probably tastes horrible. But it'd be a good death for a piss of crap book.

[avaster]

i bet Twilight taste more worse then shit

[KingdomHeartsBrawler]

I agree. Well said.

[Lovelostprophets]

Though I like twilight pretty much, this was HILARIOUS! Good job!

[cornflaked]

LOL my stomach hurts. Thank you :)

[MotionlessWindmill]

*choking on laughter* *attempting to hold it in*

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

oh by all means, let it out!

[charyasha]

lol wut

[avaster]

ROFLOL God bless you guys!

Thank you ever so much to Bash on That SHITY series!

[Smiley112399]

WTF..?

[Muisann]

XDDDDDDDDDDD!

Your video has been added to my growing list of intelligent videos and parodies of Anti-Twilight who feels same the way you do. ^___^

Awesome vid!

[sk85597]

hahahaha

[DARKS33K3R]

seriously twilight is fucking garbage and any body who likes it needs to be lynched immediately because the only people who like this are fat ass nerd girls, insanely emo kids, and gay guys. and the book is so bullshit they have to use a complete insult of a vampire. anyone who actually like this book needs to just go jump into a 4 way intersection at rush our so we the normal people can get on with life

[Bodacious468]

brilliant

[rexeatscatfood]

Now THAT is a good Twilight bashing.

[Echonn123]

god that was soo hardcore!!!!!!!!!!

[sHiAkiD]

I LOVE TWILIGHT !!

[EPiPHANYxx]

THAT ROCKED! XD I LOVE ITTT

[Ivyness]

hahahaha!!!!

[sushidodo1]

i hate twilight

[FantasmaLuna]

"Aww, mom! I don't like eating shit!"

Well done, mates! I salute you!

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

Thank You!

[inkiw]

... I lol'd. XDXD

[cinnamongirl276]

hahah wow im jealous of your movie skills that was hilarious

[OhInsanity]

AHAHAHA!!

[Likety]

LOL! Nice!

[Sashamunster]

Rofl. -favs-

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

haha thanks!

[Wolfsbane77]

haha this was fucking epic. I love it.

[valiscool07]

Random but funny haha.

[RAWSYY]

ha i thought you were going to actually cook it lol

[xxxvengeance]

lol @ the comments on this. I like Twilight and I think this is hilarious. :]

[emalaJ]

u dumb bitches if u read twilight u would no it is no shit u assholes

[KokoKolla]

Do us all a favor and read other books. We've all read Twilight dumbass.

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

To correct you (aside from your spelling) all three of us HAVE read it. I'm sorry if I'm entitled to hating something I wasted MY time reading... enjoy life!

[menchimeatz]

If you had a brain you'd know twilight is the biggest piece of crap the literary world has ever seen.

it's for angsty little 12 year old idiots who don't know what real love is and have no idea what a good book is.

[Blackjack185]

menchimeatz: No shit. I think good literature is dead. I'm probably the only girl who doesn't like Twilight. What a disappointment teenage girls are.

[menchimeatz]

When stuff like twilight becomes popular it makes me lose faith in the average level of intelligence |D

[Blackjack185]

Exactly! What's the world coming to?!

[menchimeatz]

Sparkly WHAAAAmpires and annoying girls xD

[Tingilyawen]

Some fan said that if you don't like Twilight you don't have a brain. But I say: If you had any brain you would'nt be a sheep following a shepherd.

That's what Twilight hype is. Titanic hype used to be as tough as this or more. But now people have noticed that the love story was'nt too special and comment it with a shrug and go on.

Same with Twilight, and when people see it, it's fate will be the same. When people miss romance story, even mediocre will be lifted to podium.

[Blackjack185]

Tingilyawen: Mmmhmm, you do realize that most humans are sheep, right? They just follow the leader from cradle to grave. I never understood the attraction of romance. I like a little bit in the midst of plot, but just romance is disturbing. There's just something wrong with it. It's not natural. People have lives, they're not always together or thinking about each other, or even better dreaming about each other!

[Tingilyawen]

I take it that life is part of true love. If it's nothing but passion and reality is not involved, it can't last. Though lasting relationship with a sheer power of passion is an illusion that romance novels want to give us.

I hope they don't give people too much to dream of.

[Tingilyawen]

And yes... I'm aware that there are many sheeps to shepherds. I was just annoyed that someone tried to insult intelligence and try to make us to read Twilight in the same.

But the only way to stop the hype is rabid Twilight fans and anti fans stopping the attacks towards each other. Then fans become their own circle and we don't need to hear about it no more unless we want to.

[jesusthehiredun]

anthony is what i picture the female version of chubaca would be

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

more or less... ahaha

[fromthisgirl]

Hah, for a minute there I thought you were actually going to boil the book in a pot.

Do you plan to make more in the same style, or just general anti-videos?

[FuNWithAChemicaLBomb]

Both. I prefer skits though. Did you like it?

[fromthisgirl]

Yes, I did, though if the guy with the wig was meant to be creepy, that totally worked. xD