Semi Pro - Jive Turkey

[thrashSJ]

it had to be the black guy...

[PinkMist00]

THEY MAKE AN EXCELLENT FUCK PICTURE!

[sotballs28]

" its funny cause we'er saying naughty things that arent true especailly that more than the rest "

[seungseiyee]

"nobody called anyone a 'JT' "

[peteymac10]

"Swedish was the only thing that kept my mind off Charlie when I was in the Shit!"

"Is the Shit Ann Arbor, because that's where you were during the war!" LMAO

[thehuhpower]

I DID GET SHOT!

[Overskilled1]

Lmmfao

[27000000000000000000]

Except for Cornelious OHHHHHHH

[AttitudeEra4life459]

Jive Turkey's a little over the line MY MAN.

[steezYsullY]

This scene gives me hope for humanity

[lOvelyyKi]

LMFAO wtfff ahahaha

[rabbitrace12]

Ive been using this word for like 2yrs now and still nobody knows what it is lol

[assaultrecon28]

hahahoooh, I DID get shot!

[MikeyP71421]

whoaaa. i did get shot!

[pmoney200]

Gob says Come On!! at 0:25... COME ON!!

[sircesare]

ohhhh i did get shot :D lmao



[XMaximumImpulseX]

my best friend has love me sexy as her ringtone when I call her XD

[dfbhcf]

"I DID call you jive turkey!"

LOL

[jackjackdam1]

"We like playing games don't we? lol i'm gonna show you guys this game i learnt WHEN I WAS IN FUCKING NAM!!!!"

[TheOnlyNLMD]

no one called anyone a jt

[Djforesto]

my favorite is the pictures of jackie in the background haha

[pvtpyle74]

I am NOT a boner machine!!!

[pandemicdeaths]

he just said ya suck cock -_-, now dig into that fondue.... U .....little cocksucker

[MikeyP71421]

whoa, i did get shot!

[BabyElefantBear]

0:18 Most. Epic. Line. Ever.

[UFCcrazyfan]

"Jive Turkey" fkn classic!!!

[beatarmy22]

"we're saying nutty things cuz they're not true, especially that, more than the rest...it never happened"

[thrashSJ]

no one called no one a JT!

[micahclawrence]

they do make an excellent fuck picture

[DacJaZZ]

will ferrell's face at 0:43 is so great

[RickySouthwell]

they have all shot it a couple of times, but i paused it to say this before it happens, i have a feeling there is a bullet in that gun that they didnt know about

[brandonlamchops]

"DID YOU JUST CALL THE GUY IN THE $6300 A JIVE TURKEY? COME ON!"

[UnionKid15]

hahaa, thx for posting this.

[MrSeanSanAntonio]

their laughs after every joke are hilarious!

[pittsnogl]

I am a boner machine

[Sprtnut45]

ILL SEE U FUCKERS IN HELL HAHA

[Johnytheboy31]

my new favorite insult

[stevehess1000]

theres no need to repeat what they all just said

[jmitch1855]

no he called u a cock sucker

[j08h234]

"woah... i did get shot :D" lols

[MyrLebronwade]

ill see u fuckers hell

[movieaddict19]

@RonnieStretchMorgan 3 now

[WeSoOuterHere]

lol you can hear the bullet enter cornelius arm haha

[WeSoOuterHere]

"WHO"S THE JIVE TURKEY NOW?"

[WeSoOuterHere]

were saying naughty things because there not true!! especially thaatt!!

[kevy213]

One of the greatest comedy bits of all time

[BriscoeRacing]

His face!!! You call me a jive turkey?

[harrychalcraft]

NOW WHO'S A JIVE TURKEY???

[MrCamw1]

I did not know they were playing russian roulette? Hahahaha!!!!!!

[TheJSexton24]

JIVE TURKEY IS A LITTLE OVER THE LINE MY MAN!!!!!!!!!

[Dembzboi]

The guy in white looks like Hitler.

[wate4540]

three people are JT's

[Khild565]

only funny part of this movie

[johnnyblackburn95]

@Khild565 what the fuck are you on about its one the funniest films ever made!!! will farrells a legend

[ElementalDearth]

I laughed so fucking hard when I saw this.

[ThePistons4life]

"HAHAHA WATCH THIS!....I did call you JiveTurkey" *pulls trigger*

[em129836]

Mr. Pepperfield's a fucking G

[munchyman3]

"We're saying nutty things 'cause they're not true. Especially that. More than the rest. "

Haha classic.

[harrychalcraft]

"Did you just call me a jiveturkey???"

"No he did not, he called you a cocksucker!!"

[topNASAscientist]

class in a glass

[harrychalcraft]

JIVE TURKEY is a little over the line my man!!!

[Aznar245]

3 that disliked are cocksuckers and NOT Jive Turkeys

[MrBklus]

we're saying naughty things cause theyre not true. LOL

[dazzmin]

"I am not a boner machine"

[iplaywowQQ]

0:39- awkward silence, justin bieber was born

[Jayvez2velez]

3 jive turkeys

[JakeEwing5]

Only Jive Turkeys dislike this

[smitherzzz10]

i am not a boner machine..

[slay601]

no...he called you a cocksucker, he's just saying you suck cock XD

[1XxXSoldierBoyXxX1]

265 likes, 1 dislike, XD.

[desco489]

1 person is a jive turkey 

[qqrazy]

"hey i see you fuckers in hell" hahah

[tenac996]

Awesome scene. Haha

[joelybee64]

whoa...i did get shot

[AriClark93]

"I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield!"

*laughs*

"We're saying all these things cause they're not true. Especially that. More than the rest"

[1001000111]

...''I DID call you jive turkey -_-''

[fubblemunch]

It would have been perfect if he shot him at 2:17

[Dyerboy3]

"he shoots himself in the wiener!" rofl

[kyl3456]

in the 70's jive turkey was the worst thing u could call someone ! LOL!!!

[Chase33]

They make an excellent fuck picture.

[levylevy1000]

@landolfc1991 for real :D

[mirracobmxr]

1 dislike- the cock sucker saw this

[reflex0r]

'We're all saying things because they aren't trueee!! Especially thatt!!!'

[landolfc1991]

one of the best movie scenes to watch stoned :D

[kokumquat]

"they make an excellent fuck picture"

[psadpoiafsdf]

one person was not in agreement that Lou said cocksucker

[NaziJuice]

Jive turkey is a little over the line my man.

[zinakan]

swedish porn saved my life in nam LOL....

[eiroight]

you jiiiiiiiive turkey.

[ninjadais]

"He shoots himself in the weiner."

[MrCaboose23]

i did get shot!

[babbert97]

Jive turkey basically means bullshitter. wow, I thought it was racist or something really offensive......

[HighThrillz27]

"Let me get my violin."

[N1CK1995]

I think we are all in agreement that cornelious called Lou a cocksucker

[ryanrules281]

"We just LITERALLY dodged a bullet."

"We sure did. Except for Cornelius!"

"Whoa! I DID get shot!"

[JakeEwing5]

@ryanrules281 way to ruin it

[TheRealAntt]

Follow Mee @YouuJiveTurkey Andd I'll Follow Back, ANdd Check Out My Freestyle To Waynes 6'7.

[TomsUniverse1]

no lou nobody called anyone a "JT"

[TomsUniverse1]

Lou Made One Account And Disliked This.... what a jive turkey..

[TomsUniverse1]

"The Gun Was NOT Loaded!"

[TomsUniverse1]

BEST MOVIE EVER!

[happyfaceman232]

i guarantee that when anybody sees this for the first time, they crack up at 0:38

[TomsUniverse1]

"That's A Little Over The Line My Man!".

[dazzmin]

"I am not a boner machine"

[supersonicspaniard]

were saying nutty things because theyre not true! especially that one! more than the rest!

[kingsleymore]

haha

[EZMac9]

1 person is a boner machine

[ferrrnando1194]

"I wanna show you guys a game that i learn when I was in fucking nam"

[TupacBombFirst]

" I think ill excuse myself from this conversation"

" to the mens room"

[AlbinoBarnOwl]

whose the jive turkey now?

[kleankutkilla]

I did get shot lol

[dakrazypenguin]

U JIVE TURKEYYYY

[GilstrapStudiosAlt]

lol,the tv version says socksucker

[Stitches2Riches]

1:39 LOL

[MrGolfingman14]

i love this one

[MicroNuggets]

"I am not a boner machine"

[Etthhaann]

We're saying naughty things cuz their not true!! especially the last!!!

[WhatsGoodies]

I did get shot

[LONELYHEART202]

LMFAO "haha you jive turkay" *goes siilent for 2 minutes*

[dauce8]

For all you faggots out there, dont quote what you just saw..

[vso414]

best scene

[PeachesOhoulihan]

they make an excellent fuck picture

[Soujakeidis]

to the mens room, to make your weiner sing

[MichaelBlue1990]

''to the mens room!!!'':))=))

[totallynotjonathan]

Why the hell does everyone in the comments section comment this?

[peaceistheanwser46]

they make an excellent fuck picture

[GNRbandits72897]

they do make a great fuck film

[nuj2d]

ill see you fuckers in hell

[wozler]

we just literally dodged a bullet, except for cornelius

[MrDrainBramaged]

This movie was filmed 5 minutes from my house.

[Prozach72]

It funny becuase everyone reacts like he just got called the white equvilent to the n-word lol.

[Dresden1065]

"I DID call you jive turkey" 2:17

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[OsKIIMcLOVIN]

"its funny cause were saying nutty things that arnt true, esspecially that, more than the rest"

[beatarmy22]

@OsKIIMcLOVIN it never happened hahaha

[tantalides]

I love the shocked silence.

[SAOrules]

"Oh I did get shot!"

[SAOrules]

"Oh I did get shot!"

[SAOrules]

Lou: "Swedish porn saved my life in 'nam. Swedish porn kept my mind off charlie when my life was in the shit"

Cornelius: "You were never in vietnam you jive turkey"

*long awkward silence*

Lou: "You just call me jive turkey? Thats just a lil over the line my man!

[cutcorp]

jackie: no he called u cock sucker

[AnthonyPruneda23]

a bond james bond

[TrustNnme]

Haha the best part was how everybody got real quiet

[666skateharder666]

let me show you guys a game i learnt in FUCKIN NAM! lmao

[kmanny666]

jive as fuck

[Aphasia17]

except for cornelius Oooooohhhh! hahahaha

[Hersheybars]

"Whos the jive turkey now?"

[elderlypredesti]

was a pretty good movie for me - see it online Latest Release Movies ^dot ^com

[99calories]

"were saying noddy things cuz there not ture"

[stooge777]

"especially that" " more than the rest"

[timeireles]

Ooohhh I did get shot!

[Al3xPwNz]

they make an excellent fuck picture!

[suprhyphy211]

that shit is fuckin funny as hell

[lopezisboss707]

naw he called u coak sucker

[lopezisboss707]

bond james bond ahahaha lol

[SR553]

"nobody called you a, JT"

[stantonshred]

classic!

[dazzmin]

Lmao! 2:18, "i DID call you jive turkey!"

[MikeyHazard]

"like playing games don't we!?"

"well yeah were playing one right now!"

Hahaha! Lmao! xD

[conterooski]

he shoots himself in the wiener!

[rhskid11]

i kno u slept with mrs pepperfield rrrrrrawr! omg hahahaha

[rhskid11]

LMAO! haha ill see u fuckers in hell! *click*

[TCstorm08]

"we just literally dodged a bullet.....we sure did, except for cornelious" fav part

[iwannarock05]

wtf is a jive turkey?

[evilbekeen]

it's a term used in the 70's to describe someone as a "bullshitter"

[drawing11]

"I did get shot!"

[im264shirt]

"How do you like your martini, sir?"

"Stirred in a half carafe"

[p1tB1k3b0y]

epic

[johnsonD22]

ha ha thats funny

[wafflecushioned]

"He just said you suck cock."

"Thats all he said about you."