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  • the irony of this is the add that showed up for me was an above the influence add

  • Youtube...stop linking me to RayWilliamJohnson when Im watching GradualReport...

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  • @0XProToTypeX0 is that a milf bending over to show her clevelage?

  • dont need drugs when you got danny

  • i love weed!

  • a little squik squik form a ducki duck? lol

  • mary jane is the one bitch that wont screw you over with a child support payment

  • Danny doesn't have time to smoke, he's too busy talking to his "friends" (aka the special voices in his head...)

  • love it to danny i think u should try it i think u would be funny as shit but u dont need help with that

  • It honestly doesn't matter what you've read or heard about the great M.J. because everyone is gonna have thier own opinions.

    Now with having such a large amount of first-hand experience with this "drug", I can say that granted most people do experience it differently, I've actually gotten better reflexes, pay MORE attention and do happen to be a lot more talkative and social. The memory loss only occurs when you've smoked TOO much lol

  • my family were druggies and alcoholics and i thought standing above it all was worth it. i mean i tried a few things once to see why everyone liked it but i didnt so i stopped. But now with shit going down the perpetual drain hole. a little M.J. made me feel better. It made me super sensitive and helped me fall asleep. So for me it was helpful, but MJ effects others differently.

  • dumb as fuck. if you've never smoked it dont talk about it

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  • @DoubleD593 i think you needa smoke ahaha

  • actually this is kinda' wrong..this is the first time I'm disappointed in Danny...Gosh, well if it means anything and I hope it will watch movie 'The Union' and you'll see that smoking marihuana doesn't do anything to your judgment, neither does it make you dumber or an underachiever, if you are one then if you smoke marihuana or not you're gonna fail in life, probably die of alcohol, cigarettes and caffeine, which take millions of lives every year. Please, people, look it up.

  • @SilkBulletCandy i have looked it up and you are wrong. You said it yourself, the impurities are what kill us. Any food we pick up has impurities that cause cancer, diabetes, tons of ailments. The point is in the moderation. Of course people are going to take a "side" in this and go with "that" crowd. break your own cognitive dissonance and chose for yourself. why not make cocaine and heroin legal? Marijuana smells strong and the smoke is intrusive. making sense?

  • This guy sucks. Don't comment on something you obviously know nothing about. Stick to reading your misinformation somewhere other then in front of a camera

  • your shitting me right? this guy dosent smoke weed?

  • anyone notice the masterbating koala in the background

  • you forgot maui waui

  • This guy most make so much sense if you're high

  • @MrDudeman10 lmfaooo he so doesss

  • Yo danny you are awesome I recently discovered you and then my HOLE worl changed , please do a show on going mad with power ! MWA HAHAHA

  • im stoned atm... his squeaky voice sounds wack! -__-

  • Really remarkable how the sound he makes at 2:36 sounds just like the bubbling of a bong.

  • @PointBaron hahahhaha so true

  • i bet that tongue can do WONDERS

  • marijuana is a hell of a drug if you smoke it everyday for a month or so and then quit. After a few days you will sober up and never want to smoke pot again.

  • marajuana..... ahh

  • all pot does is like impair thinking, its barely even a drug. tobacco is better

  • Only 21% admited to smoking pot. Key word ADMITTED

  • I am a NPH (Nerdy Pot Head)  :)

  • 21% ?? dude its more

  • And "cheese"

  • Danny doesn't need to smoke weed man, I mean...he's ALREADY like this and all...wonder what it'd be like if he were high ! LOL

  • other names for marijuana:

    Zebra cakes, the crackalackin', dat baby food and molly's jellybeans

  • Why do I smoke pot, BECAUSE IT'S A GOD DAMNED RIGHT! THAT'S WHY!

  • Thumbs up if you heard the bike at 1:07!

  • hahaha

  • dude...i was watching this video...and my friend walked in smelling like weed! i was like 'way to have timing skills'

  • lol - suck the devils herbie infected duck >.<

  • It''s good to smoke good ol' Mary if you know your limit..I personally don't so now after 10 years of sucking devils herpes infected penis my brain is like a pudding..beware kids!! XD!!!

  • Your Voice is sexy. (y)

  • "is it good or bad? i dont know i never tried"

    I LOVE YOU DANNY ALL PEOPLE SHOULD THINK LIKE THIS

    you cant know if you never smoked

    most anti marihuana people never smoked it,so how can they now?

    on the other side if someone who has smoked lots of weed in his past,and tells that it fucked up som shit in his life,i can believe it

  • @AristoMC have you tried it?? I have...I been smoking for 10 years more than I could take and yes..it did fucked me up on some level..and if someone tells you different that someone is lying...

  • @arfacrew

    i smoke regulary,and i can see what you mean,being stoned all the time stops you from doing toher things,that could be more important

  • @AristoMC exactly..the one thing I hate the most is that now I can clearly see the difference between me on weed and me when I'm not on it..I smoke some genetic monster of a weed and it changed me a lot...

  • i think 70 % of people tryed it :)))

  • Danny I believe you forgot the name cannabis.

  • There's a kid at the daycamp I work at that's a non-verbal autistic. We have a feeling that if he ever smoked a joint, he'd probably talk. A lot.

  • Danny! do a video about serbian music (rap) ^_^ i would be very happy <3 love you !

  • i love the noise he makes at 1:27 and 1:31 lool

  • Nice vid , you should make a vid when u smoke weed and get high it will be hilarious

  • 0:07 hahaha!

  • hahaha

  • Love weed :P

  • @TheKokanin glad I'm not like this dude. Which reminds me that a lack of cannabis in your diet creates deprivation!

  • You will never get laid...

  • will u ever smoke mery jane ?

  • YOU ARE AN ANNOYING COCK FACE

  • @SJGibbons1000 and your a virgin...you see how i turned that around

  • @450foxracing you cant spell the word "you're" and you dont know how to use punctuation - you see how i turned that around?

  • @450foxracing lol i fucked your mum so what now :P

  • This was annoying more than funny... I hung in there tho until the burp. That was disgusting.

  • hes obv stooned lol

  • You know shit about The good herb you dumb FUCK.

  • weed has different effects on all people some people take seziures first time they try it and other things i think of weed like this because its true its a relaxation drug for me keeps me calm and happy i can still go to school sometimes i forget things but only stupid things im 14 ive ben smoking for a year ina half and theres nothing wrong with me come home from schoo lget some alouence money and go get some weed and smoke. my mom lets me because im doing good in school and im not lazy

  • You should try every thing once danny, but wait till your 70s be4 u try heroin.

  • I got the add "Improve your Brain" xD

  • THis is you *weirdtongueflappingandnoisema­king*

    this is you on drugs *moarweirdtongueflappingandnoi­ssmaking*

    xD

  • mary jane is my secret lover :)

  • what is up with this kowala ?

  • I'm in that 21%

  • press five then six

  • i have seen people wen they were high, it was so fuc*ing funny

  • he should try

  • Mary Jane is the shit!!!!!

  • dude u are so fucking funny do one about retards eating in public places :)

    thums up and ima subscribe

  • Marijuana! :D

  • is that a koala bear? :D

  • panda!!! :D

  • I've never smoked and never will because of what it can do to peoples lives :( I like you a lot more now that I know you've never smoked marijuana before Danny :)

  • mygod, you get paid for this right ?

    Then I fully understand why you're doin this shit xD

  • @SjokkoladeBolleMusa YEA it's true isint it his probably geting paid for this bullshit

  • Well maybe you should have an opinion. Many people need marijuana as a pain reliever of as an hunger stimulant. The people that really NEED it are usually people in wheel chair and in far more debilitating conditions. With no one to fight for them, they just suffer. So please, get educated and have an opinion. PS. YOUR TAXES ARE EFF’ED UP DO TO BAD DRUG LAWS! START CARING! Thank you.

  • mmm pot made me very happy:)

  • yeah...a good german adage: 'hast du haschisch in den taschen hast du immer was zum naschen' xD

    

  • lmao!!! wow thats funny.... what a funny guy hahaha!!!

  • Dude i watched you while high and i can say... those jokes got me rofling and the ending just kicked ass and as result now i think watching your show was more fun than the videos where you sort of have too be high to watch... did i say that right?oh wait... what i was talk..writing about...o....mt.....G.O.D HELP!!! i am being abducted!!!damn nature you scary!!!

  • Wow you really suck. That wasn't even close to humorous. Everyone who just watched this video is now stupider you are terrible, and let god have mercy on your soul.

  • @HeyArnold2025 lol, god aint real on youtube christfag

  • i love the devils penis

    i mean, the expression,

    you know, what you said,

    I mean, not what I sucked

  • Do you have ADHD? Or ADD?

  • @hoverules44 if he has one its adhd he is to hyper to not have adhd

  • make a vid about spider man takin a shit!!!

  • do a vid about call of duty

  • run dog, run like the wind!! xD

  • actually 69 million americans smoke weed...thats more than 21 percent my friend..go stoners!!

  • I'm high and i love you me lol you? what ?? rupel tiop bubu nana

  • 1:08 did i here a motorbike? lol do a vid about call of duty and why everyone is so edicted to it? just a sugestion u rock..... danny....

  • Kneegrows09 that was a Acura integra switching gears my friend *.^

  • Can u please do a video about why wee kids are tryna act lyk miley cyrus sluts!!!!!!!! XxXXxX :D

  • @TheOrlak99 kids are really trying to act like miley cyrus, wow i havent seen one of that kind of slut yet. but just sluts in general, yea they always stink up the school. or is there a diffrence?

  • ending was funny xD

  • Sorry Danny, love you you little lemon drop.  Hashish isn't marijuana, it's a more concentrated form. Compiled of resin's of marijuana, same but different. just check the wikipidea thing in-case i get anyone arguing.

  • hey danny do a video on how to sing :)

  • I only smoke marijuana on special occasions so its not an every day thing for me... but including the fact i party a lot! and every time i party i smoke to get high NOT to socialize i am a very hyperactive person. I get STRAIGHT A's and B's in school and i have a very bright memory. And i know this guy thats one of thee biggest stoners ive ever seen but he is also one of the smartest ppl ive ever met so marijuana may have positive effects on ppl as well as negative.

  • Wtf is that weird...sound from 1:07-1:09 o.0''

  • devils herpes infected penis!

  • wait..only 21%...then how come everybody i know smokes pot or at least done it once before...how do they know how many people were lying?

  • smokin right now as i watch = )

  • daniel,

    bro.. make a vid on how you style your pubic hair.

    personally, the bitches like going down on me then meeting my fauxhawk.

  • where did my dog go?

  • whats a ice bong

  • LOL just had a bong :D

  • Get this guy an icebong, throw in a little of Ganja, just tape him when he smoked the marry jane

  • Allot of people say your allot like Jim Carrey. Well then I have one thing to say! This video is ssmmmmookin!!! :D

  • Danny, I am going to smoke you out one day:D

  • Ya, we did a survey in my grad year. 81% said they had smoked it at least once. I live in Vancouver, B.C. Gotta love Canada!

  • on the other side. who gives a shit about those things? geeks and nerds.

  • the ad was for drug addiction recovery<33 lmfao

  • hahah would you ever smoke weed? :o even just to try?

  • I always wonder what crazy, random people like you would be like if you smoked weed.

  • @20killers annoying..

  • run run dog run like the wind dog

  • i love this guy his videos crack me and the ground up

  • Do a video on girls and self esteem. It'll help, cos you're HILARIOUS thus, giving the statement more encouragement and more Omph.

  • Do a show about why pacifiers look like dildos

  • @phyll128 ...what

  • Danny, come suck the devil's "duck" with me x3

  • danny, weed or not, you must be doin' somethin' :)

  • the ending is halarious

  • @supermancaneatu tbh, so do i :L

    but danny.

    *shivers* do they create asylums for that level of 'unstable'?

  • Who the hell calls it boom? xD

    oh Mary Jane, my sweet lady. <3 hehe.

  • cool vid

  • another nickname for it is "piff"

  • you said all that just to say that you have no opinion?

  • @redwhiteblue100 everything he used was a fact, since he doesn't care about it he didn't know anything. therefore he looked shit up and make a video of what he found.

  • Lol when i watched this there was an ad for rehab, Unity recovery center inc to be more exact but this a wee bit ironic if you ask me

  • You should try it(: It's amaaazing. Haha. And you should do a video about other drugs, the ups and downs. (Mostly downs) Marijauna isn't jalf as bad as Meth and all that shit.

  • ok danny this is the 3rd time i have ask u to make a video about a cow takeing a shit or piss so do it

  • ahh :D 

  • @aljoshabre Ih bre, pa i devojke se na njih pale. :D

  • Danny can you make a show about smoking Hookah/Shisha?

  • you should make a video about intercourse ~cough~ ~cough~sex

  • man do a vid bout ADHD its my friend

  • the plus side haha

  • this is your brain B this is your brain on drugs 3 this is your butthole o this is your butthole in prison O

    dont shoplift

  • I, too, have never smoked it, nor will I ever. I've got no opinion either though. All my friends get high constantly. Good for them. They like it... A LOT!

  • Hey Danny i would comment on everyone of your videos if i knew you would actually read them. prove to me that you read this by putting at the top of the comments so the world knows you actually care about your fans.

  • i really like your hair

  • Pot made me so high I made love to myself.

  • @69rd96 masturbating doesn't count

  • @69rd96 ya dumbass its called masturbating. a lot of kids do that. haha jk

  • @69rd96 Pot made you so high that you lost everything important to life.

  • There's no difference between someone who smokes every day and someone who drinks every day. Except one thing: 10 years down the line, the smoker will still be alive and the drinker will be deader than disco music.

    I smoked every day for around 10 years, been to prison, seen what that place can do to "normal" people who haven't really harmed anyone.

    It plagues me to see harmless hippies getting stowed away with arsons and rapists.

    Now, I grow my own, guilt free pot. Thumbs up if you grow!

  • @rabagast19 haha I was halfway reading your comment when i liked it. i then read the last part. I wish i did. but sadly i can't :( still though..great point.

  • @Ellenbaby707 hehe, you're probably thinking didn't this guy learn anything from going to prison? Yeah, I learned never to order hashish in the mail. Also, I started to realise that when I bought hashish on the street or wherever, I wasn't only supporting a dealer who might sell to minors or people who can't really afford it, I was also supporting a long line of smugglers and bad men. By growing myself, I have a pure concience. and besides, I only smoke in the weekends. and I don't drink.

  • @rabagast19 don't grow but i totally agree ^_^

  • lol 1:13 and he says hes never smoked weed 1:47 aswell hahaha classic

  • lol 1:13 and he says hes never smoked weed

  • Daniel,

    Can you do a show about your stand up comedy?

    thanks,

    Hannah

  • danny stop doing enough coke to kill a small horse...lol no seriously do more reports on various drugs and effects...

  • DANNY DANNY DANNY if you tryed to lie any harder you would have blood comen out of your eyes. I know you have smoked a bit off weed so just add mit it.

  • That's funny, I would have guessed you enjoyed the occasional toke

  • I'm going to your house and forcing you to smoke a joint with me.

  • @reblrokr17 And also why they call flip flops "thongs". Lol, I was walking in the mall with my silver flip flops on and this old guy walks up behind me and says "Those are some nice thongs, where can I get some for my wife?" I turned around and yelled at him, and then he explained himself. I failed epicly that day. XD

  • 2:35

  • I smoke weed because it relaxes me and lets me unwind from a hard day. I manage a B average in school, and I smoke several times a week. I don't ever feel like I need it. I never experience lowered ambition because I smoke. Truth is, some people have addictive personalities, and are easily attached to things like that. I'm not one of them.