Crystal harris stupid ass fuck this dude is almost 90 years old you thought sex was going to be good dumb ass bitch what was the point of saying your going to marry him or even talking shit about him that makes no sense dumb ass bitch. you actually thought an 86 year would fuck you the way you want to be fucked come on seriously the dude can barely walk and stand up on his own fucking dumb ass whore.
no no he reaaly did not like mexican indian and black women much....
hugh hafner has to have the lowest hanging balls of any man still sexually active....don't think I could do that....also he knows they are all prostitutes....lol
Are you guys gullible enough to believe Crystal's two seconds story?? Both she and Hugh got naked plenty of times. Crystal no doubt not only sucked Hugh's cock and cock cheese but tongued his balls as well.Crystal earned her money by spreading Hugh's ass cheeks and rimmed his asshole deeply with her tongue until Hugh's ears popped. And yes with Hugh's dick has touched Crystal vagina walls many times.I hope you guys will do a new video so that your fans do not ACTUALLY think you believe Crystal.
thats funny with the 8'ems. but it got me thinking - how many is too many at the same time. i mean 2 would be great, 3 a fantasy, but at some point its just gonna get complicated and what not . . . .
Exactly hes old, he has frail bone and cant get it poppin in the bed no more........but I doubt hugh hefner cares, he fucked you and 1,000,000 other girls....he probably saying her pussy aint good anyways lol
Frankly, I'm sick of no-talent bimbos latching onto rich men for money. They're lazy, classless and completely oblivious to their true talents b/c they've never tried. They only thing they can do is spread their legs and get butt naked for a camera.
Hefner isn't Captain Save-a-ho and never claimed to be. He's an old player, operating well beyond his prime. His modus opperandi is have sex with as many girls as possible so, there's NO girl worth marrying in his eyes.
Crystal was thinking she'd lay with him for those two seconds once a month until he whipped out one hell of a pre-nup. She wasn't gonna keep doing all that just to not get it all in the end so she bounced. She's mad now so she's talking shit. She's also boring so she's talking junk for publicity.
Hugh Hefner is the biggest, most famous player and he is the man. He created Playboy magazine and the hottest women wanted to be with him. This is my guess of what happen. Hefner had her sign the papers to where she can't have half of hefner's money if they decide to divorce. I think she was just another gold digger and didn't really love him (obviously) and got out before too late. She was a player herself and that is my guess.
I googled the angry dragon and I can't believe what I'm reading. I'm 25 and I'm not a prude. But, I wish a nigga would do that to me. My husband would hate that he was born. Lol
@francescalawrence24 OMIGOSH THAT IS JUST TOOOOO MUCH ... first it was the donkey punch now the angry dragon wtf is next??..the more and more i hear about this stuff it just freaks me out that something that's supposed to be pleasurable will end on assault charges
ffs why is she complaining that he only lasted 2 secs? Who in their right mind would want him to last longer? I have a horrible mental image of his saggy old man balls slapping all over the place and getting tangled around my neck. ugh, i feel sick.
@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome hahaha...dude stop being a bitch...Yo never been with a chick that good looking before in your life, so keep thinking you dont want that..
GAAWD DAYUM! The Hodgetwinz are just......They just ARE!!!!! *hip2dadip* copies 1:08 to 1:29 and makes it a PERSONAL RINGTONE!!! The HT's are the ISH!
@Whoizcasper naw but that bad thing is ... all of them NOT are women lol they be trippin though. When i first came on there channel i was laughin at they videos but the comment add to the hilarity lol
Lol valid points and well made that bitch was in it for the fucking money as with bitches that are just for the fucking money because they are dumb as fuck I respect smart females but the stupid ass ones sooner or later your going to be SOL (Shit Out of Luck). I mean this krystall Harris isn't the fuckin hottest lady or girl on this fucking planet I mean have fucking decency and respect for the old man
finga bang lmao
TAINK27 4 days ago
lol she obviously was dumped by him to have talked so much shit. He prolly asked her to sign a pre-nup right before they got married.
Descansan 1 week ago
8-ems
Bak3dB3an 3 weeks ago
This vid intro is so slick and so much better and takes less time.
Bak3dB3an 3 weeks ago
u guys r priceless. fukn hilarious!
rohitrez 1 month ago
These mfs are sooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious.
NewYorkCityUSA7 2 months ago
lmfao they should do an intro like that on twinmuscleworkout
PhagBucketLive 3 months ago
do you guys always stay on the same sides during your videos?
BassPlayerGuy123 3 months ago
what is a mushroom tip??? lol
ilovesockswithdots 3 months ago
@ilovesockswithdots a dick lol
NewYorkCityUSA7 2 months ago
@ilovesockswithdots seen a dick right? o-o unless you're a guy, the head looks like a mushroom tip, that's why it's the mushroom tip :3 lol
willyFF7 1 month ago
3:36
p8chill 3 months ago
Crystal harris stupid ass fuck this dude is almost 90 years old you thought sex was going to be good dumb ass bitch what was the point of saying your going to marry him or even talking shit about him that makes no sense dumb ass bitch. you actually thought an 86 year would fuck you the way you want to be fucked come on seriously the dude can barely walk and stand up on his own fucking dumb ass whore.
isaacgourrier 3 months ago
why do u have blue eyes? i have always wondered.
mancool124 3 months ago
One day, Hugh Hefner will have a vein moment, and try to fuck like he did in his more youthful days. I think he will break his hip..... lol
Josholt 4 months ago
okay now we know how you guys do it...good to know......lol ahhhh subscribing btw....lol
talkischeapornot 4 months ago
no no he reaaly did not like mexican indian and black women much....
hugh hafner has to have the lowest hanging balls of any man still sexually active....don't think I could do that....also he knows they are all prostitutes....lol
talkischeapornot 4 months ago
Oh shit! I was laughing so hard!
passionpersian 4 months ago
EXPLOED INSIDE OF HAHAHAHAH
DatBoiUda 4 months ago
C'mon miss Harris
Rodorreyer 4 months ago
I don't like that Crystal bitch.
MSMETALBABY 5 months ago
Lol 8 em's
MrGremlin777 6 months ago
lmao... subscribing...
amazonjerseygirl 6 months ago
Nekkid
BZ159C 6 months ago
poor old man :L
Moderm101 6 months ago
I like the ending if I only was 20yrs younger
MzKissez8 6 months ago
Lol 1 dislike
TheProtheans 6 months ago
@TheProtheans must be hugh hefner lol
ldalanejones 6 months ago
haha
CpaulTIME 6 months ago
ahahahahahaha yall niggas crack me up. ahaha got me rollin
cbleezy94 6 months ago
LOL
NightWolfBeast 6 months ago
yall some damn nasty freaks! lol
Ashleylove1987 6 months ago
8ums XD
towdow3 6 months ago
Do you have allergies or what? Just wondering...for real....
tooteyfrootey 6 months ago
@tooteyfrootey They live in Virginia, its not as bad as it is here in GA but allergies are fucking everywhere, mainly dust and pollen
BenjaminKuruga 6 months ago
@BenjaminKuruga yes that is true. It's bad in southeast Texas too....ughh.
tooteyfrootey 6 months ago
LOL. Mr. Burns!!!
ksib3 6 months ago
The Hodge twins are Hefner dickriders.
Beaumagnus 6 months ago
lol at "early hundreds"
ezgzJRazo 6 months ago
You guys are awesome!! Hope Crystal saw it!!
Czarnulka77 6 months ago
LOL yall went off on this one LOL new word creampie LOL
yagurlbubblez 6 months ago
luimarco sleeps with men!
kingofweightloss 7 months ago
At 1:05 i was like ok they kinda gettin a little creative in a scary way
cmoney3277 7 months ago
She wanted some deep powerful thrust
pyrahmed 7 months ago
Hodges we wanna here some new old sex storys of you lol
vintagerahul 7 months ago 3
you 2 pissed off crystal harris she thumbs downed the video :O
xspade777 7 months ago 4
a funny quote about this story: '' Doesn't she know that old sausage and eggs cannot be eaten after the expiration date''
randomluli 7 months ago 6
Lmao!!! Eight eight-ems hahaha
19EckoAddict72 7 months ago
im dead from when he said "finger bang"
IVKingPin 7 months ago
mr burns!
LOL!!!!!!!!
TalaricoSportsTalk 7 months ago
"he done been in 8 'ems"
authenTK 7 months ago
"you dumb....i ain't gonna say it"
Go ahead and say it, BLONDE BITCH!
Marceles45 7 months ago 2
Are you guys gullible enough to believe Crystal's two seconds story?? Both she and Hugh got naked plenty of times. Crystal no doubt not only sucked Hugh's cock and cock cheese but tongued his balls as well.Crystal earned her money by spreading Hugh's ass cheeks and rimmed his asshole deeply with her tongue until Hugh's ears popped. And yes with Hugh's dick has touched Crystal vagina walls many times.I hope you guys will do a new video so that your fans do not ACTUALLY think you believe Crystal.
newbeginxyz 7 months ago 2
@newbeginxyz ew?
CpaulTIME 7 months ago 2
Crystal harris disliked this video!!
TheCraphater 7 months ago 61
@TheCraphater Hugh Hefner disliked this video.
pedritooo09 6 months ago
"Bitch please!"... i agree :D
GoHiper 7 months ago
WTF!!! If his old white ass try nut he will die!!! His mushroom tip will just spit out a clould of dust.
corthopson1 7 months ago 2
expression at 2:53 dead!
blubuttafly2010 7 months ago
Ha! Needed a laugh!
Stallion1920 7 months ago
word. you 2 bitches need some sun
ooooBJoooo 7 months ago
Lol they said "pack you" lmao!!!
graffitilee85 7 months ago
tmi
YouveStolenMyEyes 7 months ago
LOL did he just sniff into the camera
uhohbube 7 months ago
lmfao
dapperdonmilli 7 months ago
they got on pink lipstick? they talk like they got a mouth full of spaghetti lol im jus joking
DirtyMoney410 7 months ago
LOL when he said he had an eightsome look at his face, all smiley xD
rottishake 7 months ago
LOOOOVE the way you say PACK !! lool
PoPGiRLX3cReDIA 7 months ago
PACK! PACK! PACK!
AntonSlizzardhands 7 months ago
Hey Crystal Harris how did that 84yr old mushroom tip taste?
lilhersheykis 7 months ago 75
@hodgetwins you should make a video just describing sexual interactions ;)
lgtheright1 7 months ago
poke you in both holes at the same time ROFL!
thewooden8ball 7 months ago 2
thats funny with the 8'ems. but it got me thinking - how many is too many at the same time. i mean 2 would be great, 3 a fantasy, but at some point its just gonna get complicated and what not . . . .
mongoose979 7 months ago 2
Hugh Hefner most likely is tired but he has an image to uphold.
WilBarn991 7 months ago
LMAO!! @ Mr Burns reference
dtoussaint80 7 months ago
the dude at the left makes me laugh every time i see a new video.
ItsRapBoy 7 months ago
The woman was a goldigger anyways and what did she expect, he's frickin 80 and it's not his fault.
SecretWarriorGirl 7 months ago
lol ya i saw the title and thought they exact same thing
boby6 7 months ago
rofl @ how graphic ya'll got on this video. it had me rollin....omg. yall are nutz!
SiztahMoon1 7 months ago
Lmao y'all doing the must.
82ddw 7 months ago
lmfao!
Jamgirl2341 7 months ago
YOU GUYS HAVE REALLY NICE EYES!!!!!!!!!
BadBitchJordynn 7 months ago
I knew b4 i saw this video that i would hear the word Mushroom Tip 80 times!
dlbronx718 7 months ago
eightems..haha
guitarslashvocals 7 months ago
HA HA HA spred her and put his mushroom tip lol
jaysmithgfx 7 months ago
no shit sherlock but that prostitute sure got paid well fuck he sure has fucked alot of prostitutes
dennynua 7 months ago
why yall look like yall got on lipstick in this video -_-
ThousandairesClub 7 months ago
lmao...there is something wrong with the two of you.
jcsreader 7 months ago
"8'ems" lmao... Bitch pls... U think u hot shit!?!
8goodlyfe1 7 months ago
Lmfao ya too much
PoeticOneTalie 7 months ago
Why do u always sit in the same place :D change it up :D
EightLimbz 7 months ago
Hhhaa
OKCblackBOY94 7 months ago
Lmao this shit funny as fuc
TribLoco 7 months ago
lol
DerriusWolf 7 months ago
8'ms lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
riahasays 7 months ago
That's something I would've kept to myself. I mean to put that picture in peoples' heads is just wrong.
c0c0puffz 7 months ago
lol if its more then a threesome its an orgy
MrForgottensniper 7 months ago
They went in on her
timoback3000 7 months ago
Wats wrong with ur right eye @ :07 got ur pupil lookin like a cat wtf haha
SwazyFinesse 7 months ago
haha i love you guys!
gapanarepublic 7 months ago
He said he takes Viagara and could still do a little something.
Guess she got her hopes up..LOL
prowoman 7 months ago
Ya'll are too sexy & Too cute.
AlloftheAbuv 7 months ago
LOL At Mr. Burns.
AlloftheAbuv 7 months ago
Exactly hes old, he has frail bone and cant get it poppin in the bed no more........but I doubt hugh hefner cares, he fucked you and 1,000,000 other girls....he probably saying her pussy aint good anyways lol
JReel17 7 months ago
I fucking piss my pants that was the funniest shit on YouTube
curlyhairpunk 7 months ago
wow what an innocent look at 0:02 loooooooooooolz
TinkieWinkie888 7 months ago
wtf did she expect he's older than dirt and half pass dead and she probably was like the 20th chick that day
DW1014 7 months ago
Frankly, I'm sick of no-talent bimbos latching onto rich men for money. They're lazy, classless and completely oblivious to their true talents b/c they've never tried. They only thing they can do is spread their legs and get butt naked for a camera.
Hefner isn't Captain Save-a-ho and never claimed to be. He's an old player, operating well beyond his prime. His modus opperandi is have sex with as many girls as possible so, there's NO girl worth marrying in his eyes.
QueenLioness84 7 months ago 3
and she was willing to marry him anyhow.....Slut
sayuri54 7 months ago
8ums ha ha ha ha. Ms. Harris don't be a sore loser.
HipHopcheerleader 7 months ago
I am over killing myself laughing. Ya'll a trip.
Dameka247 7 months ago
Hottest twins on the planet!
xxxWarriorGoddessxxx 7 months ago
Wow lmao
Poeticdiva79 7 months ago
Crystal was thinking she'd lay with him for those two seconds once a month until he whipped out one hell of a pre-nup. She wasn't gonna keep doing all that just to not get it all in the end so she bounced. She's mad now so she's talking shit. She's also boring so she's talking junk for publicity.
karian4 7 months ago
Hugh Hefner is the biggest, most famous player and he is the man. He created Playboy magazine and the hottest women wanted to be with him. This is my guess of what happen. Hefner had her sign the papers to where she can't have half of hefner's money if they decide to divorce. I think she was just another gold digger and didn't really love him (obviously) and got out before too late. She was a player herself and that is my guess.
Zynyster 7 months ago
Mr. Burns!!!! LMFAO!!!!
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terrellx9 7 months ago
TOO FUNNY!!!
playmakers372 7 months ago
i'll say it Crystal Harris you dumb bitch
sharp2257 7 months ago 2
Hell yeah!!!! Real talk right here
SmokinBluntzzz 7 months ago
@hip2dadip
I googled the angry dragon and I can't believe what I'm reading. I'm 25 and I'm not a prude. But, I wish a nigga would do that to me. My husband would hate that he was born. Lol
francescalawrence24 7 months ago
@francescalawrence24 OMIGOSH THAT IS JUST TOOOOO MUCH ... first it was the donkey punch now the angry dragon wtf is next??..the more and more i hear about this stuff it just freaks me out that something that's supposed to be pleasurable will end on assault charges
jOilEdrKsCORPIo 7 months ago
I wanna here you guys do a "Clevland from Family Guy" impression lol That'd be funny
trevorglvr 7 months ago
Am I the only one who laughs at the "HODGETWINS! BITCHES!" at the end?
TheJuantheGr8 7 months ago
haha no shit hugh has probably creampied 8 chicks at the same time
Mr03wranglertj 7 months ago
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LayzersX 7 months ago
somthn about a small wang !
xXHaSiRXx 7 months ago
eeew who can sleep wit a oleasss man anyway witout being drunk n comatose lol
LadyRene100 7 months ago 2
Just googled the term "cream pie" and I have to say that I'm quit disgusted. Eeeewwwww (this coming from a woman with three children)
francescalawrence24 7 months ago
@francescalawrence24 If you think thats bad Try googling ANGRY DRAGON!!!! or WORSE, LEMON PARTY!! LOL But ONLY if your stomache can take it!
hip2dadip 7 months ago
@hip2dadip Lol
Darkrobot69 7 months ago
ffs why is she complaining that he only lasted 2 secs? Who in their right mind would want him to last longer? I have a horrible mental image of his saggy old man balls slapping all over the place and getting tangled around my neck. ugh, i feel sick.
MsPoodlehead 7 months ago 43
@MsPoodlehead
To be honest, if i was stupid enough to get inside her, i would try to be out BEFORE 2 seconds !
Its not like you dont know where she's been - you DO know !
She's been EVERYWHERE !
You couldn't look your frineds in the eyes again (not without them sniggering at you, anyway).
If she took more than 5 monutes going to the shops, you'd wonder how many guys she'd sucked on the way !
(sorry, thats just the way it is)
AnnoyingTypoSyndrome 7 months ago
@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome hahaha...dude stop being a bitch...Yo never been with a chick that good looking before in your life, so keep thinking you dont want that..
Linky360 7 months ago
@AnnoyingTypoSyndrome True story! Women like her are the reason chastity belts were invented!
MsPoodlehead 6 months ago
GAAWD DAYUM! The Hodgetwinz are just......They just ARE!!!!! *hip2dadip* copies 1:08 to 1:29 and makes it a PERSONAL RINGTONE!!! The HT's are the ISH!
hip2dadip 7 months ago
This made me laugh.
TheAnastacia1995 7 months ago
Well damn!!! When u guys were talking about the sex positions, I actually got a visual in my head. Damn.
francescalawrence24 7 months ago
What a dumb slut she is. She didn't sleep with grandpa for his cock, it was for ca$h. Then she whines about it.
somewhatlongdong 7 months ago
........i could listen to you 2 talk about sex...ALLLL DAYYY! <3
KillaKillaBarbie 7 months ago
Yall look fresh today...LMAO man bitch please
tytheeman20 7 months ago
@hodgetwins i posted this vid on my wall and got 41 responses regarding, OMG AN 8EM! mostly from women.. lol
jerryiscountry185 7 months ago
Lol goddamn look at all you thirsty women get a grip yo, and am i the only man that watches these? lool
Whoizcasper 7 months ago
@Whoizcasper naw but that bad thing is ... all of them NOT are women lol they be trippin though. When i first came on there channel i was laughin at they videos but the comment add to the hilarity lol
CANNONakaHADDY 7 months ago
@CANNONakaHADDY forreal the comments are just as funny, thirsty women and thirsty gay dudes
Whoizcasper 7 months ago
Hahahaha nice ending lol
nipples7703 7 months ago
Eightums lmao!!!
hawkem90 7 months ago 2
8umms LOL
Bigalinbklyn83 7 months ago
lol @ "creampie" I dont think I 've ever heard someone say that word ever...lol
jhiselebardot 7 months ago
So true!
camandhayley 7 months ago
if a guy is in a eightsome and creampied all the girls in one sections you are the fucking man, no debate about that
ibakerboitv 7 months ago 39
@ibakerboitv na prostitutes wud make em wear a condom
dennynua 7 months ago
I cant wait for school tommorrow so I can ask my teacher if she can have cream pie if i get an A.
Zofnok 7 months ago
@Zofnok WOW! REALLY? I wouldn't do it if I were you! You might get a slap on the face, an expulsion AND a sexual harassment charge!!!
hip2dadip 7 months ago
Hahahaha..she is wrong for telling his business. Funny, Mushroom tip twins!
Auntkekebaby 7 months ago
Yo kevin be gettin mad detailed n shit lmao
uzernam3 7 months ago
yall should do more videos on this channel
Bess2k2 7 months ago
Lol valid points and well made that bitch was in it for the fucking money as with bitches that are just for the fucking money because they are dumb as fuck I respect smart females but the stupid ass ones sooner or later your going to be SOL (Shit Out of Luck). I mean this krystall Harris isn't the fuckin hottest lady or girl on this fucking planet I mean have fucking decency and respect for the old man
FlameThrash900 7 months ago
loved it .......... So true
garth19791 7 months ago
keep it up guys.
dfvish 7 months ago
He's not Chuck Norris mayn...
zDanishKid 7 months ago
Damn that was funny
xPhoenixHEATx 7 months ago
KML Low Back Condition
theehittmann 7 months ago
Bitch please lol
runescapezhao 7 months ago 2
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allthislove02 7 months ago 2
sixums, senums, eightums!!! bahahaha
esabev 7 months ago
L0L.
ranDUMBcomment 7 months ago
Don't you guys work, its 3' o clock in the afternoon.
ILUVJEZUZ94 7 months ago
@ILUVJEZUZ94 Where you are , you forget time is different everywhere . It's 7 pm over here
jtgtjtgt 7 months ago
@jtgtjtgt I live in California, THe hodge Twins live hear to.
ILUVJEZUZ94 7 months ago
hahah hilarious
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mat49erman 7 months ago
i love this guys so much they so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
nataliaUful 7 months ago
BITCH please ;) like it folks
MrMozgoBOY 7 months ago
cat lol
khanriza 7 months ago
*sniff* at the beginning...priceless :D
ayannaflower 7 months ago