Derek IS! Therefore He Humps!!

[beezyb42011]

damn so all people who make videos on youtube AREEE homosexual.

[thehotncold1234]

@beezyb42011 no their not

[Atheist269]

kassemg you pwn dude

[tintorri10]

ya we do usually fuck each others moms

[ilubeeyou]

kassem g is so fucking sexy.

[TheGoreBitch]

I clicked on this because it had Kassem in the thumbnail.

[jlgosox1]

@brucas333

Shane and Phil are friends, it was a kidding around kind of joke.

[brucas333]

That comment on Shane Dawson was stupid. Asa was right, and you're not even funny man. Shane Dawson ftw!

[MikelRysk]

Sit around a campfire, usually a firepit in a friend's backyard, and bullshit and talk trash and talk about all things Dork, Nerd, Geek = DoNeGee.

[oamont]

HAHAHA derek humpin the cot thing!!!

[skitzels]

fucking cod mw2

[Chadybodyistheman]

Me & my friend go and eat sushi at Tokyo Express. & guess who gets to drive and use up their gas on a 40 minute drive. . . me

[RevolverLover101]

we go down to the drive in in the spring and summer(i live in belleville illinois look it up)i got on my softail deluxe(harley davidson( while they go in there crappy caravan hahaha

[davisfleetwood]

what to do about the SCOTUS decision, on my page now

[hunniimooree]

You look hot in this video

[cgadams1323]

holy shit you have a lot of comments so i bet u dont see this one, me and my best friend are big fans, umm we usually hangout with girls, idk and watch movies, joke around, go in the hot tub and talk, sometimes do stupid shit in the summer, like go on top of walmart, bridge jumping, do stupid stuff in public places, its a lot of fun, best way and easiest way to get in shape, play sports, fun and as long as you play hard you burn a lot of calories, best of luck with the wieght loss!

[roxy2190]

total mid-life crisis car

[Aldar16]

Do you bang each other moms? hahahah that was hilarious

[lyssalmfao]

haahh that was hot when derek got frisky with the couch XD

[CarmindyChase]

watch some movies and eat lots of food.

[theWEITNA]

i poop grenades

[schmittcle12]

I go to my frinds house, she has cookies and milk and a swimming pool and a vagina

[PhillyBlunt6988]

@schmittcle12 Damn dude that's probably the closest thing to heaven there is. lol

[henrikpenis]

why? he's not even funny

[winryrockbell16242]

sit here watch you and laugh our asses off

[nerdvana01]

my friend and run a train on his mom for fun, you kno, normal guy stuff!

[M1995C]

its so funny when u see all the youtube ppl together....

[rushingspirit28]

lol, the thumb nail looks like amir form jake and amir on the CollageHumor

[vadeske]

Phil! you have an RX8! I am so so so jealous!!!

[MeghaniisAWESOME]

This is gonna sound weird, but i love your teeth! Ur "fangs" are longer then the normal ones. & I loveeee it!! its rare.. HOTT!!! :)

I just love seeing you talk.. 5stars.

[Achw3l]

lol at shay yelling: I HATE CAMERAS!1!11

[oMRkiiTTyPoOpYaHoO]

modern warfare

2nd prestige

[lordsuji]

im faving this for the asian and the bed noise part lmao..

"is it wierding you out that hes fuckin staring at you?" ROFL

[Tropical47]

I wish I was that bed. ;)

[goingcrazy568]

lol my best friend was watching this with me and when derek was making that "noise" she said she whishes she was that bed right now...hahaha i freakin love him!

[FMAguru2007]

That's not awkward making squeaking bed sounds...>.>

XD

[Cycon91]

my friends and I (yes i have friends.. or at least a few...) hang out play fallout 3 .... or get drunk and pass out

[TheWalkthroughDude]

best way to pass the time(passing out drunk) EVARZ. Nah i think that Basketball or video games are the best

[geekybutpretty101]

I fell in love with Derek. HAHA

[andyandloulittlebrit]

aww, somebody is in love lol

aww thats sweet though

[thsismyuser]

oh yea derek ;) keep that up

[LearnToSk8now]

We play pingpong with the buds

[emmarules1]

i love you guys, and your puppy

[crackshack2]

i hate derek he mocks the name derek because my name is derek and I dont hump couches

[WhoaJAFFACAKES]

Check out 1:34

Phil looks so cute <3 (:

[pierules42]

The Car was a Porche 911 cabriola. pardon my spelling. But my father owns one.

[Live4TehMusic]

My life sucks.

All I do is do homework.

[xXxEmilyJonasxXx]

we watch ur videos, phil!

[DRmayybee]

we watch youtube !!!

[NabjeNaveloos]

I GO OUT !!

WOOOOOOOOH!

[Ic3M4nJ]

we smoke weed all dayy

[SH4DES1]

My life rox, snowboard work and smoke weeds.

[shotysniper117]

video games and biking

[lopezfan7093]

we laugh our asses off then beat the shit outta eachoother

[cash2hershey]

woo sexy couch hump ;D

we go hangout at the park and ride on your tricycles ^_^ 14 yr old biker gang on tricycles for the WIN!!

[KJumble]

ohhh the little puppy hes so cute is that ace?

[tavery24]

we smoke weed and laugh at your videos :)

[DexRadley]

Put on music and lie back.

[TeaBagger78]

Drink booze and smoke blunts !!!!

[GuitarGirllll]

Derek

Is

Really

Hot

when I'm with my friends, we have nothing else to do but drive around, prank fast-food restaurant drive-thrus, make videos in stores, &... I can't think of much else... so yeah

[bizzy400]

we smoke crack phill thats what we do motherfucker ok? and if u get milk u gotta give me 10cents because im the police

[msstupidcommenter09]

instaed od humpin the couch, y didnt he just jump on it or use his hand to move it. idk, it works though

[Shoji91]

I don't have many friends that come over anymore, lol.. my two previous friends turned into generic teenagers, and my other friend went to college, so I won't see him that much.

Also, I'm moving in November/December so I probably won't be hanging with the one friend that does come over.

[aspinall2k8]

love the dog

[oh2love4love]

cuuute!

your voice reminds me of what's his name.. crap!

I'll think of it and get back to you. lol

[WOAHjes]

I LOVE KASSEM G ;D <33333333333 mmm.

[thornyouth98]

phill somehow reminds me of tom fletcher ! both super cute !

[101DaBlonde]

phil...what is normal?? and the guy on the coutch is hot...u ok...lol

[waldo5683]

pokemon puzzle league ftw and brawl and yugioh lol

[defcon2XX8]

i hate porsches, they just look like a faster verison of a vw beetle...

[jiffyboy101]

people who drive porsches have small penises. i dont have a porsche just to let you know.

[darkandzepp]

you got that wrong, its people who drive any Ford truck and haul anything in it.

[MyyNameeIssEmmaa]

i want kassem's glasses :]

[wstifan]

2questions

Does everyone in the station just happen to live near one another?

What did Phil mean about his dog being a Shane Dawson fan when the pup growled after he said "the station"?

[stanley121]

is he humps gay coz that was hot!

[NostalgicInsomniac]

We certainly do not make love to futons. Though I must admit, it did look like fun and it seemed to captivate everyone in the room.

[ph0t0g1rl]

Porsches are obnoxious anyway :P

[MasterTsb]

omfg sexy car! can we have sex?

[rylers13]

My frriends and I read together.... were so lame... and we go on adventures and get lost in the woods, where I happen to fall in a river of mud... and normal people suck yo!!!

[turboVolvo2004]

except you say it like PORSH-a not Porsche... its german, you never say it like its spelled...

[OhNoesItsJulia]

1:59 cue fatty spins "doin' your mom" hehehe

[JamieFuzz01]

man on the couch....soooo sketchy :)

[joshgoonery]

WOOOH go weirdness

[hifuu17]

phil I know this seems really weird to ask but i've always wondered after I started watching your videos...I'll say 3 days ago?

what do u do? do you work at a website do you get money from that im confused answer if u want to

[nepalihercules]

dude he makes youtube videos. that's all he does. he wanted more money so he made this channel.

top youtube poeople like himeself don't need to work they earn more than 100k a year just by making videos. google it, its a fact

[hifuu17]

wow, what a easy life

[Michele2luv]

well we havent humped a couch recently but usually we just watch movies eat and talk about people. its pretty awesome :)

[warlockzombie65]

xbox and website editing ftw.

[Dildobong]

take rides, smoke weed play xbox and just laugh alot

[xOxBeEqualxOx]

how do you all get together? do u all live close to eachother now, like are you down the street from dave?????

[KaD9339]

Porsche is a womans car

[d350z92]

Have you ever actually driven a turbo? drive a 997 911 turbo. Then tell me its a womans car.

[Speicher075]

I bang your mom? Probably not normal..I'm cool with it.

[Jameswilliams61]

porshE!!

[4k3el]

kassem is the G

[surignum]

wait..derek...from that video with asianglow?

[tnt5000]

My dad has that porsche (assuming its a boxer)

[Studdz04]

DEREK'S HOTT!

[ShadoWGlideR1]

i like the charger r/t in all black on my driveway better

[bobbert152]

the guy got ferrari?

[Chelsea851113]

dick head its a porsche

[2538088]

I JUST MAKE JOKES WITH MY FRIENDS AND LAUGH OUR ASSES OF ALL DAY....including playing video games "obviously"

[TubersWoW]

Smoke weed

[icudntfindaname]

omg dereck is soooo cuteeee

[jaytheman898]

Smoke weed

[crzyblukid]

smoke weed while killing cats

[pristineorigins1]

wow this is as cool as this channel isnt conceptual0theoirst but seriously you would benefit a lot by not talking shit and actually thinking. have fun!

[Ozzdoc]

we smoke weed.

[pristineorigins1]

omg you must be fucking cool . this guy conceptual0theorist also smokes weed and makes music and he thinks he is fucking cool. oh wow! rfucking cool. seriously though weed is cool thos who smoke it are fools. peace

[pristineorigins1]

so does your mum hence the neuro logical disorder that produced within you excepts one

lol. check my channel for some good favorites. fool(btw this is al a joke i mean no disprespect to you peace)

[Mrpaulbarnes]

Get monumentally fucked until I can't stand up :)

[EverTheOptimistCJ]

i dont have any friends : (

[pristineorigins1]

most friends are people and most people are mind controlled retards. dont worry~! but do listen to this shit. conceptual0theorist channel. do it . or be weak. trust

[guitarj92]

Smoke weed,

[totalyraddmegz]

smoke weed,

[EXJAYSEVEN]

I study Calculus II, Engineering Physics, and CATIA with my engineering friends and play Hardcore Punk with my music frens. I'm not normal either.

BTW, that is a Porsche boxter, technically better than the RX-8 but you look a-cock driving one. Go for the 911 if you ever can. but THE WIN is the BMW Z4 coupe.

[scarface199408]

nah your rider is much better, I hate convertible cars

[EpicEck]

haha im not normal either but im not a big fan of porche's so y would much rather have a benzo or a beamer!

[zuhaibz5]

we smoke weed

[MsCurlzGirl]

We partay like hell :3

[ganstaeddie7]

lots of parties,and pulling all nighters with my buds.

[AprilAwesome]

We just sit places. Or stand. But mostly sit.

[jefferson6655]

me and my friends usally kill people

[Zaktheripper999]

usually sumthing illegal that if they tested my urine at work i'd be fucked... lol

[PoopandDucks]

Dont have any friends so I sit down and pass the day with guitar and video games.

[CONMANUK37]

I eat babies and crash my 67 mustang :P

[valerielikesfood]

My girlfriend and I will go out to eat and analyze the various attractive waitresses. Which would be awkward by itself if we were men.

We're horrible people.

[wublez]

we have chocolate syrup chugging contests, pretend to be drunk, dress up like preps and pretend to take a piss on the side of the road by squirting stolen apple juice near our crotches (most of my friends are girls) watch/make youtube vids, prank call people, get pissedoff at each others parents, die.

[bournetolive99]

re-comment jueburger

[bobruffles7]

COD4 or 5 on ps3 and talk on the phone

[jueburger]

get high

[nogalo24]

amen to that

[su4per2star0]

we bang each other's moms ... who doesnt?

[slipknot20602tdwp]

people who like having friends

[jeremy13miPhone]

i have no friends :(

no i go to the cinema and starbucks

[PiecesMended6]

It was kinda weird with Derek kinda.. just... staring.. the look on his face was like, "Is this it.. is this what you want, Daddy?" LOL

Oh, well... he HAWT ass hell! Works for me!

[Jessieboo1991]

ha ha. Me nd my friends are pretty much random like you guys..... cept we don't record it... way to embarrassing for us. XD

[ittybittyfishy]

Noo...NOO! Not a Porsche Boxster. You might be able to afford it, but that's exactly the point.

It's not that it's a bad car..it's that the Porsche Boxster says "My life didn't work out quite the way I wanted it to.."

[xprettiscenegirrlx]

Derek humping the bed was totally hot. xD

Nice ass, Derek ;D

[porsha875]

lol you must be a shane dawson fan xD

[seangirl87449]

i want to be the bed!

[remembermatt]

we go into a basement put on some rush music smoke and play cards

[NIleylove108]

Me and my friends go to starbucks, then we meet some guys at the park, then we go hang out at one of our houses and listen to music while jumping on the trampoline

[KevJumbaJr]

he got raped at 2:46 lmao

[Gmodvids]

lol

[shawnagulick]

warch monty python and play apples to apples till four am cuz none of us have working vehicles

[SupremeND]

why does shaycarl hate it everytime when you film him in your vlogs phil?

[GibandLed]

what camera is Kassem using?

[Schelp54]

a flipcam.

[wymorph]

the background music is a tad to loud dude.

[wymorph]

your gonna get a gf really easy! lol that mafe me laugh

[carefullkiller]

no offence but, kassem g is so intimidating! he is in a few vids :/

[RockyW86]

Is this guy a stoner or just REALLY slow

[slongbobtightpants]

ha that guy that drives the porsche im guessing has middle aged spread a tiny dick and a receeding hair line and a mid life crisis and if he doesnt well then hes mentally retarded

[raheemisbad]

Fuk yo couch !!!!!!!!!!!!! looooool

[jason135xxx]

skate and smoke weedd

[ObamaYoMama123]

lol i already like u

u sound like ur livin the life

[imsolo90]

sigh.... if only it were dead, because damn is that dog gay/ugly.

[TJHawk5789]

We usually have dinner and catch a movie... what are we, dating one another?

[XtraMissyX]

that guy looks like he was enjoying humping that couch, almost looked like he was pro at it. ;] He can come over and hump my couch any day. Okay, that sounded wrong I'll stop now

[Brian86992DH]

RX-8 niceee

[chr1sj2008]

this video brought to you by arbys

[snowboarder2000]

me and my friends go skateboarding for fun, but I don't suppose thats too normal either. Plus that mom thing too.

[JakRizen2]

I, usually hang with friends online because we live in seperate counties so were kinda far apart. But when I do have friends over, we play videogames and Magic (though I never win a magic).

[cbburtonboy]

nice car =)

[Rawrizzles]

That guy that was making the couch squeak...

Marry me<3.

He's uber hawt,

;D

[rocky038]

i really dont have freinds anymore since i got married my wifes a bitch

[1ockedand1oaded]

i DONT rape chickens over than that practically anything food/sex related.

[LynnLusty17]

There is no such thing as NORMAL

Me and my friend Airsoft, Drink, go to raves, chill. We sit in the hottub alot. Lol

[Harryniss1188]

sit alone at home and cry ourselves to sleep...not that i have ever done that of course...

[Gleadiya]

im not normal either phil!

normal people r scary!

[mustang3300]

Race at the Drag Strip

[sunnygrl9]

go out, go crazy...get all the old people pissed at us.

ohh and the hot dude on the couch is derek<3

[hitbabe14]

whos the cutie sitting on the couch at 1.04? seriously though gimme his number...

[Krice818]

WHERE ARE THE TITS???????

[snrichards1]

I waz wondering the same thing

[grahamdaman]

friends? what are those?

[TalesOfAShdwPhoenix]

We watch movies and eat yogurt. While we watch movies (the best being Howl's Moving Castle) we make "That's What She Said." jokes. XD and we play games

[bendy3d]

Ironically... i bang couches with my friends.

[habsfan12325]

play guitar and nazi zombies lol

[kenstheman01]

Yo wtf happened with shane dawson and the station?? Was he not happy with the money or does phil hate him?

[Nintendian101]

i smoke dope and play video games and eat food

[JonasBrothersRockz23]

well since my friends are guys

we play video games

and talk about boy stuff

i've gotten use to it

lol