Vancome Lady: Guidance Office

[idiotic1021]

nicole sullivan is the funniest, best mad tv actor.. hands down!!...vancome lady is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[998899999]

lmao "excuse me?"

[Livinggreen100]

she pretty much sums up the republican/gop/teabagger mentality.

Totally screwed in the head and delusional.

[998899999]

@Livinggreen100 lol lets not get all fuckin technical

[ShipDipTheChips]

@Livinggreen100 I'm a democrat. You're fucking retarded.

[Neomaxizundweeby]

Why are all the top comments dumbed-down descriptions of the clip?

[194jms]

By far one of the best recurring characters ever on MAD TV.  Nicole was awesome.

[TheTrebledSoul]

OMG, Will Sasso is so young here! - Um.... That's Will Sasso, right? lol

[ghosthelper100]

What a hilarious jerk.

[jasonROXcarlySUX]

LOL does he take request!

[littlemissfruit]

@jakethesnake9901

Ikr?

[jakethesnake9901]

Screw you fuckers who hate Americans and talk shit on them on a website created in California.

[tummielvr]

@jakethesnake9901 Ppl have the right to hate any country the want

[9mmPrince]

"...Is your mom gay?" haha

[TheDjsingleton]

Always thought Nicole Sullivan was cute

[DisneyVillain]

If she had a toon in World of Warcraft and you used ignore on her so she couldn't torment you, I bet she'd get around it. There is no escape.

NO ESCAPE!

[JACLYNRHONDA]

This is just not a ordinary dating site this is a Naughty women site mworld5.info

[smckim379]

@JACLYNRHONDA

why do you feel the need to post shit here?

[publicatdamagnificen]

That Kid Should've Bent Her over The Desk, Pulled Her Skirt Over Her Ass, And Fucked Her Senseless!!!!

[bombombboy]

if he was fine 10 minutes ago, why did he have a rifle?

[DisneyVillain]

@bombombboy That's the power of comedy

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@bombombboy Ran out of the school, buy a rifle, ran back, and hello psycho.

[cannyadiggit17]

Lenny and Squiggy lol

[MissJ1nsu]

"Excuse meh?"

[HerrSpieldose]

and if I had 3 more quotas in here I would have change for a dollar... LOL

[TAFFIEBARB]

i woulda whooped her azz

[l5ge]

what is vancome

[Misdreavous525]

@l5ge It's the store she worked in, in her first and last sketches

[sauceykat]

@l5ge it's supposed to be Lancome--she's a stereotypical bitchy cosmetician.

[rembassmaster]

Yes I would tap that ass Nicole Sullivan, look at her legs.

[DisneyVillain]

6 people should face her wrath.

[leasolanga]

i'm not a huge fan of mad tv but i do love nicole (also phil and debra haha) but nicole especially she's too funny

[cutie5019]

she is just too funny, shes always getting fired at the end of each skit, and she always says the same thing as shes getting fired 2. lol

[JnixClutchCity11392]

The 6 dislikes must be people that know crazy teens.

[007goffer]

"Don't let the door hit you in your fat ass Tooty!!" LMAO!!!

[Paskenta09]

that looks like the school from ICARLY

[ijustdontcare121]

@Paskenta09 Uhmm the school from iCarly looks like it,, Madtv was around first

[glamthis]

Westtrburg High? Isn't that the school in Heathers?

[linon3000]

"Sounds lie a plan" "But than again, plans can change". I love the Vancome Lady, what a BITCH! All the stars in the universe, Peace.

[simmaniac22298]

"I HAVE NO PARENTS!"

"oooooooohhhh that's to bad thanks for stopping by..."

XD

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

Oh dear! That Vancome Lady acts like one counselor that my mother had a nightmare about.

Abandoned? Adopted? "I HAVE NO PARENTS! I HAVE NO PARENTS!"

What kind of counselor, in all of eternity, would say the A-word?

[wumeista4645]

Tcha....you know vut? lmao i love that

[povilasbacevicius]

That's how I imagine Don Rickles's daugther

to be

[Comicfreak1993]

"I HAVE NO PARENTS!!!"

"That's too bad, thanks for stopping by!"

[maura2cute]

Did anyone notice she almost always ends up killing someone? Lol I love her

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@maura2cute Do you mean killing someone like murder, or killing someone in the inside? :D

[jram1912]

would you like some nuts??? jajajajaajaj shes great!!!!!

[buttercups6969]

I like these skits better when there are lots of different people at different times, like now

[innysik2008]

hehehe

[BahamutImpact]

The principal's voice is cool. She is the rudest, but she is the funny at it.

[1stnaruto]

@BahamutImpact shes walkin around being a lil skunk bitch smellin all pretty n the only thing u have2say is shes funny are u gay or a really ugly fat chik?

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@1stnaruto Dude, it's a freaking comedy sketch. Grow up and shut up. If you don't like it, then don't watch it. Don't go around being a bitch yourself just because your sense of humor is colder than a glacier. If you have nothing better to do than make other people feel worse than you do, then go throw yourself over Niagara Falls in a garbage bag, that'll take care of some trash one way or another.

[1stnaruto]

@MoloAngelSorcerer why dont you use your sorcery and throw yourself off of niagra falls. you know you arent really magic but make yourself disappear

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@1stnaruto Wow, you seriously need to die. It's a screen name you childish idiot. Trust me, if I was magical, I would've made myself disappear a long time ago so that empty skulled assholes like you wouldn't bother me with your own meaningless and offensive existence. Unfortunately, I'm not magic, so you'll just have to do the job yourself. Do us a favor and drink a bottle of liquid nitrogen and if you're still around afterwards, let us know how it went, so that I can scorch you with a blowtorch

[1stnaruto]

@MoloAngelSorcerer hahahha.stop crying girl. oh and it wasnt bad. nothing happened. shut that shit up pussy. childish? yeah only kids wish they had things they didnt have like those blowtorches and when you do get it stick it up your ass.

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@1stnaruto You know, just because you put 'shit' and 'pussy' in one paragraph, it doesn't make it a good comeback, you're pathetic, a little baby trying to sound big and tough by saying mean words to make the bigger kids go away. And who's the girl? You're the one with the title of an anime series as your screen name. And why would I shove a blowtorch up my ass when it's so much more fun and productive to burn you off the face of the earth. You're nothing but a prick that needs to vanish.

[1stnaruto]

@MoloAngelSorcerer HAHAAH1 shut your mouth dude. you have a screenname with the word ANGEL. you're one to talk little girl

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@1stnaruto You must not win very often, do you? You'll cling to everything you can just to win even a petty argument. You just proved to me that you're a loser. I'd say go screw yourself, but odds are that you beat me to that one. If you can't win something, then at least stop to save yourself the shame. Thank you for following up. This was fun.

[1stnaruto]

@MoloAngelSorcerer yeah, you didnt win either dummy.

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@1stnaruto Win, tie, undecided, it's all good. Aw, dammit, You made me continue when I implied that it was over. I'll let you have the last word so that I can move on and put this out of my head.

[1stnaruto]

@MoloAngelSorcerer alrght angel

[MrWrestlefan91]

@MoloAngelSorcerer i know you don't know me, and that i had absolutely nothing to do with this argument, but i must say that you used the best grammar and had the most detailed and sound responses. kudos. but what's wrong with anime? it can be very cool and sophisticated. i like it, plus i'm a self-proclaimed japanophile. look up berserk on here with english subs. you won't regret it.

[MoloAngelSorcerer]

@MrWrestlefan91 I like anime too. I just had the word "Fan Girl" on the mind.

[deathnoteuser07]

@MrWrestlefan91 anime is awesome!!!!

[jennettemccurdy1010]

Nicole is really good at acting!!! Love her at Mad TV she's the best. Her and Michael and Mo :)

And Christa and Ardyne :)

[EyeSooGuy]

@ the end .... ROFLMFAO !!!

[proxy044]

but then again, plans can change :D

[agrabou2011]

Would you like some nuts ohhhh did it again.

[puppylove166]

lmfao the end! haha

[Aaron2779]

love niclose sullivan =)

[matboy891]

i love how she always gets fired, haha

[princesssassy19]

and dont let the door hit ur big ass on the way out... hahah

[F4M0U5L45TW0RD5]

Anyone else notice the delayed reaction from the audience? Lol

[ApacheJeff]

The Vancome Lady is so sexy.

[KingYourMum]

"Take care TO SIR WITH LOVE" I LOVE THAT MOVIE

[xodaniellemariexo]

lol

[KyliesMCJ]

"Oh... there he goes." LoL!

[Lionel4482]

I was the janitor, Vancome lady is a biter

[kalamargigante35]

The vancome lady personalize to perfection the american ignorance in two legs, its a bitchy character, but agree with the crowd, she is just hillarious.

[karmakomodia]

@kalamargigante35 tcha. You know what???.. I don't think so.........Let's just pretend you didn't say that! lalalalalalalalla

[12valvepower1]

nickie sullivan

[yeahitzme09]

@12valvepower1 her name is NICOLE sullivan

[12valvepower1]

is this sam bea.

[reymatt76]

"Let's get down to braaaass taaaacks shaaaall we." (Unless you say it with that twangy Chicago accent, it just doesn't have the same effect.) I have found myself using that term almost every day now, though!

The Vancome Lady is an inspiration to all of us who think in our heads what she just blurts out and says.

[MsMjfan21]

how can she be so nice yet so bitchy ??? like really she says to sir with love lol

[sweetnibblets098]

hilarious!!

[playmates101]

I just learned something, don't mess with the Vancome Lady!

[thedayitriedtodie]

the student looks like the guy in metallica, the singer.

[danaety]

she is sooo hilarious this is when mad tv was funny!!!!!

this shit that juss cam backk in 2007 is BULLSHIT

[aliceacademy8]

the principal is WAY hot.. ha ha "Evacuate. That's a big word... Shoo! Shoo!" xD

[relly413]

"of course your sane, its your hair dresser who's crazy" lmfao XD

[weirdkiddo142]

Haha she always thanks people after they tell her to stop it or to leave...haha

[mikese93]

"ohh, thats too bad"

[CrimsonNineTail]

Reminds me of how my high school was run. "Come to think of it, my high school guidance counselor was pretty worthless" - Randel

[E2F83]

If I had 3 more quotas in here I'd have enough change for a dollar hahahahahahaa goddamnit that's good.

[omcnfbct]

she scares me now

5:21

[Tiffi]

"Does he take requests?"

I lol'd.

[CrimsonNineTail]

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

[chakasong]

"Less eye shadow, more exercise, and don't let the door hit your big ass on the way out."

HI-LARIOUS

[SquishyKitty]

"...Thanks for letting me work at Westerburg High, and thanks for letting me sleep with you."

"What are you talking about? I never slept with you."

"Oh boy, well there's a janitor in this school with a BIG smile on his face!!!"

[violet1978portugal]

can someone tell me wich voices das she makes for, in family guy? i mean, wich cartoon , thank you (sorry my english)

[ResettisReplicas]

She did the voice of the maid in the episode "I take thee, Quagmire", but I don't think she does any regular characters

[violet1978portugal]

thank you for the answer, resettisreplicas

[tabris1337]

She does sheego in kim possible and joan of arc in clone high

[ResettisReplicas]

Tcha, y'know what? I thought Shego's voice sounded familiar.

[BrowniePhailurez]

she does voice shego

[onlyaDREAM87]

also sandy duncan in the episode where peter's looking for a job

[GreenPencil305]

Don't forget Holly on "The King of Queens".

[12KingdomHearts12]

LOL "would you like some nuts" i think that suggests that he was raped

[kiwicanadian26]

" doez he take requetz ? "....lmfao

[cyberbowser21]

that school reminds me of the one in boy meets world

[Deidararox1231]

If you noticed the setting for the school, you'd know it was the same as in the Hannah Montana/HSM parody!.!!.!

[yohanbrohan94]

obv. its the same show, there not gonna change it

[cstslow]

if u hav watched mad tv u know

that this parody was way before the

hannah montana show was created like years before but the set of hannah montana is below the studio of mad tv thats the only relation

[ahapink539]

what he is adopted comma abandoned comma cool

[1hardyfans]

*sucks in air* tchaaa you know what? uh-uh!

[MiaSparrow6]

lmfao shoot me jason haha

[NOTDfan92]

"Less eyeshadow, more exercise - don't let the door hit your big ass on the way out, Tootie."

[EvilClownBitch]

i love how no matter what situation she is in , she always gets revenge

[BlackWolf4830]

Not really. She didn't in the first sketch she was in, nor the vendor sketch.

[EvilClownBitch]

so? lol i havent watched all of them :(

[hns123192]

The principal is Phil Lamarr! Think Pulp Fiction and a voice from the Family Guy.

[allaboutmad]

that's funny because nicole also does various voices on family guy

[browns90]

who on family guy

[allaboutmad]

no one in particular but she does a bunch of random voices

[Badgersprite]

Peter's housekeeper who marries Quagmire and goes psychotic.

[ItsUmed]

and that cashier lady who thought Peter was cute when Peter was being a baby and in Tom Tuckers arms (when Tucker was dating Peters mom)

[Cher298262]

whos the actor who plays the principal. he sounds familiar when he yells?

[PlatanoSuave129]

"He's running around the school shooting people!"

"Does he take requests?"

I LOVE HER!

LMAO!

[gswaggachic]

shes such a bitch u can neva win with her...i luv it...nicle rocks

[LauDor08]

lol "shoot me jason!" i love that bitch

[potroastpig]

Vancome Lady is fricken hilarious. I love her. I hope for the series finale on Fox that she comes back. And to the haters out there, why post? Why waist your time shooting something down that other people love, if you don't like it, it's cool, don't look like an idiot and try to knock something other people love cause your never going to win. I LOVE THE VANCOME LADY :)

[kholoblicin]

Tcha, you know what? You're a public school kid, aren't ya?

[armst012]

Id love to hit that..

[XMapleGrazyX]

shoot me jason xD HAHAHAAAAA

[xriderx11]

LOL adopted would u like some nuts??? LOL

[linon3000]

"Sounds like a plan, but then again plans can change" lol, Peace.

[bluenotejazz]

Bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!

I love she ruins everyones life

[bloodrayne1000]

omg lol ... you kno jason hes runnign around hsooting ppl.... *vancome lady* does he make any request...lol

[Readmit]

Will Sasso "Excuse me".

[hentaipenguin12]

shoot me jason!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xoThatOneBitchox]

She's my hero.

[MrMatteNWk]

Love the Vancome Lady but I'd bet they'd get a lot of letters if they aired this skit on TV nowadays.

[xoThatOneBitchox]

They do air it on Comedy Central all the time.

[nutcrackermaingirl]

excuse me?

[xSourSweetie]

"Tchaaaa you know what?"

[hichigo93]

lol kill me jason!!! lol nicole is 10x better on madtv than king of queens, she should go back!!!

[sarkizmutafyan]

pahaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha What a plan!!!

[dualitymaggot]

why is she called vancome lady?

[HeezaCowboy]

Because In Her First Episode She Works At A Make-Up Company Named Vancome

[06sagittarius]

she is great-lol

[visor109]

"Chaaaaa, you know vat???" LOL!

[Jakegothicsnake]

I LOVE YOU NICOLE!!

[YellowMellowJello]

"shoo....shoo!"

LMAO!

[Jakegothicsnake]

LOL ya figure it'd be her permanent job now that the principal was shot....^_^

[FreaquyBoi]

Truly tasteless comedy. Haha!

[gswaggachic]

funnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lmao

[Readmit]

this sketch had all of my favorite characters in it

[338jon]

would you like some nuts?

[luv2473]

tcha you know what ? lol

[crazy4mickie]

lol shoot me jason that was a funny sign

[jocr02]

lol im abadoned!!!

what gives you that idea? statistics. lol

[misr91]

Nicole you deserve a much beta role than you have in 'King of Queens'(even though that show rocks) Come back to MADtv where you belong!

[SpecialFX83]

Tcha...

You know what?

Uh-Huh!

[houndoom1234]

I wish she will come back

[nestlemarie]

Take care, to sir with love, bye bye!!

[timberM618]

abandoned adopted....confidential don't tell student.... lol!!!!

[mokona202]

hahahahahahahthats funny

[mokona202]

go fuck urself

[Cgi09]

wow you are a baby

[GeniusGrl]

And yet another unbiased comment from "MadTVSucksMajorly"

[aogl0992]

I LOVE THIS, IT IS GENIOUS