Craig Ferguson 7/5/11B Late Late Show tweetEmail 1

[worldviolist]

"Some ideas are just not good ideas..." lol

[Luarrangel]

AWESOME!!

[mmasny]

What's the taps joke about?

[speebyda]

Do you reckon Karen from Trenton New Jersey would be willing to adopt?

[AcrylicApe]

Dam! @msinawrath*. I hate not being able to see the comments on your phone when you write.

[AcrylicApe]

Uh... @jessismokes1* @misinawrath*

Haha my bad :P

[AcrylicApe]

Actually @jesuswrath1, @misinasmokes is correct, he's the dj in Resevoir Dogs.

[OrbitFighter]

i wish that kraftwerks jingle was a real song.

[LastManStandingggg]

Im from Victoria, and how he said gee-long made LOLLLLLLLLLL

[KittyCatPirate]

Gee-long. That's adorable XD *Craigy, it's pronounced ge-long - youknow, with a short e*

awh

[msinarath]

lol steven's so funny, but every time I hear his voice I just think about reservoir dogs!

[jesussmokes1]

@msinarath its fuck him great radio voice in the fucking great movie pulpfiction right

[redhead5150]

GET A MAP!!!!! AWESOME!!!!

[Videogametube]

In the thumbnail the guest seemed to be Carlos Santana or Gadaffi hhaahaha

[lonely22angel]

i dont (the same shirt) thing could someone explain

[wasabiluver]

@lonely22angel Meaning that no, he hasn't practiced, he just wore the same shirt as he did last time, so the harmonica was still in the shirt pocket.

[lonely22angel]

@wasabiluver thaanks

[SamEricEdge]

These two team up quite nicely.

[lordduffman]

did Steven made a smell my finger ackward pause ?

[TheMossyrocker16]

He pronounced Geelong wrong... Just saying. He's obviously never been.

[TheMeefive]

How can anyone not know Steven Wright? Didn't you watch Son of Mask?

[joy9585]

I usually don't like it when Stephen comes on the show- not a big fan, but tonight was awesome!

[tsuobachi]

Something with a slide.

[Skibz778]

Jeez, I've been waiting for this to finally air. I was in the audience, this was actually filmed on April 5th.

[cdkhalid]

@Skibz778 Seriously؟؟!!

[Skibz778]

@cdkhalid Yep. In fact, you can see that the Tweet at the 8:05 mark is dated April 5.

They actually shot TWO e-mail segments (one without Steven), and neither of them aired that night. I have no idea how or why that is. :/

[Skinscorcher999]

I was just thinking about him earlier and, wondering when we would see him again

[captainkwerk]

"They should just make money worth more." That's beautiful, man.

[sweetaliena]

I love when Steven Wright is on the show. I'm always amazed when Craig makes him laugh.

[Kpvker]

Steven is getting old... still awesome but woh.

[DusmarFilms]

Steven wright is great at saying dead pan funny stuff without cracking a smile.... so you know he really found it fucking funny when he giggled at 6:47

[AnaisForTheWin]

Steven's answer to the first email just made me think of " People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff. "

[kymm00]

I cheered out loud when I saw that Steven Wright is on :}

[JarHarJar]

guy pearce is from Geelong, Australia

[Hip0lit0]

it's the same shirt... lol

[Jerevinan]

Pardon my ignorance, but what is Steven Wright to you USians ?

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@Jerevinan comedian & actor

[Jerevinan]

@TVsCraigFerguson I was looking for a more subjective opinion, I should have been clearer. But thank you anyway.

[OrbitFighter]

craig has the most realest and funniest show.. EVER!

[ozzyisgreat4eva]

so someone please explain to me why Geoff was live during the monologue but not during this segment

[alittle0dd]

@ozzyisgreat4eva and how Craig's hair is much longer.

[bonwell]

@ozzyisgreat4eva They weren't recorded on the same day. TV magic!!!

[neocool12]

What was wrong with Steven ? He was disturbingly lucid ...Something's odd ....Steven was disturbingly lucid ..

[greenlanternintx]

I've seen alot of Steven Wright's interviews on talk shows, but I don't think anyone can make him laugh like Craig

[starryxblue]

"It's the same shirt"

[JiGGaJaY11189]

Geoff is so much better when he's not live

[WATSONMUTH]

australian dont feel they belong to australia

[528491Inception]

This is K-Billy's SuperSounds of the 70's

With Craig Ferguson.

[40Pacino]

@528491Inception I knew it was only a matter of time before somebody dished out a good Reservoir Dogs reference :P

[528491Inception]

@40Pacino lol, i couldn't help myself. :)

[Tomanistanumerouno]

Craig: Your hat is on backwards

Steven: No it isn't

Me thinking the perfect reply: Then you're facing the wrong way

[MntlWard]

Oh my god.  Steven Wright *laughed*.

[DekkaTen]

They should have played taps!

[MicroWorldLover]

Yeah. NO. That is NOT what Canadians 'feel like'. Be werry, werry careful, CF.

[TheFred3733]

@MicroWorldLover RE: Canadians feeling like they were not at the party. That is actually a reference to his Presidents Correspondence Dinner Speech back in 2008. You can find it on YouTube...he tends to believe Canadians are a bit more well behaved than Americans. Craig loves ya's!!

[MicroWorldLover]

@TheFred3733 TY. I watched it. ATT. It was brill. Never saw a comedian 'walk such a fine line' with so much finesse, before. Oh, and, yes--We KNOWWWWWW!!! Been a CF fan since the HOV was actively spewing lava, instead of info.! Can't wait for this year's Montreal Just For Laughs fest. (book early to avoid disappointment). I enjoy staying up all night with CF--he keeps me from internally combusting. Literally, and figuratively. Well, except when I 'bellly' laugh... :) Cheers.

[Darkez982]

Steven is hands down the funniest man alive.

[gomusicgrl]

Newport News! Thats where my boyfriend is from!!!

[Artem1sEntreri]

Steven Wright is like the Obelix of drugs, as a baby he fell into a cauldron of LSD and he's been trippin' ever since.

[TorgosMaster]

Why is Geoff non-live in this segment only? Was it filmed in an alternate universe?

[Artem1sEntreri]

@TorgosMaster Maybe Josh had to take a leak so someone operated the soundboard to cover for him ;)

[carneyfex]

@TorgosMaster Rather, filmed several months ago and only aired now.

[socdk]

Oh hell, who is this guy? Funniest man alive!

[Nicknotify]

6:42 Now THAT'S some good parenting right there!

[GuNZfRee1]

lol i had dream today that i was on craig ferguson and gave shout out to mal for recording thease vids :D

[TheKassyTV]

OMG HIS VOICE!!!!! Guys! Guys! RESERVOIR DOGS! :D k billy's super sounds of the 70's! *melts*

[Ingerztyle]

OMG I lov all,of Steven Wright's answers.. they should just make money worth more LOL and, get a map ROFL XD

[GriffithAMPS]

is it me or is Steven Wright always on slow motion mode?

[cornelius600]

he kinda ruins all the fun

[GHRiz]

I've seen Steven many, many times, and there aren't very many people who can actually make him laugh out loud. He has the whole deadpan thing down to a science, but he just can't completely pull it off in the presence of the comedy greatness that is Craig Ferguson.

[Mishabary]

I have the same hobby!!!

It used to be in Italy!

This is the one y gave me last time!!! - The short song killed me!

[dovla666]

These two always crack me up. They should do two man standup or something.

[Manidebard]

damn, he's funny!

[daac1724]

I believe this guy did the voice of that killer trucker in that one movie a killer truck driver follows around the guys from fast and the furious...Yeap....

[SinisterSkyline]

Who the hell is this guy?...i actually want to know, cause wikipedia has nothing on him...well, there's so many Stephen Wright pages that i don't know wich is wich

[mladomic]

@SinisterSkyline there is a page on wiki for him..strange.i cant put link here



[KatsumottoThuggy]

@SinisterSkyline it's because his name is SteVEN Wright... not StePHEN wright... anyhoo, he's a comedian

[UnholyMeatpuppet]

Steven Wright is filled with stardust and wonder.

[hempev]

@UnholyMeatpuppet ...because if he was filled with candy, Craig would be whacking him like a pinata.

[craigycasablanca]

he is not high ...he's always like that !

[Jakovozero]

@craigycasablanca so he's always high

[SukhberS]

YAY PROSTITUTES!!!!

[SukhberS]

He's not high, he's oooooooollllldddddduh!!

[WATSONMUTH]

i like za german intro

[SuperAndre117]

@WATSONMUTH you mean the sweetish intro?

[Jakovozero]

is he high?

[SgtSamProductions]

@Jakovozero I really think he is