Joe Somebody Rolled

[xXTearsx0fxSorrowxX]

...siiingle forever.. how u gonna rape about guns Rofl

[dethcomesrippin]

This guy just rhymed "bitch" with the word "bitch". I'm not sure that has ever been done before. He is a poetic genius.

[ASeriousHardMan]

handsome

[introducing68]

He thinks saying, FUCK, FUCKIN OR MOTHERFUCKIN will make his rap sound gangster.

[dethcomesrippin]

@introducing68 but he IS a gangster. he wears a backwards cap in the other videos....that makes him hoard

[MrJugochavez]

Joe Somebody, keep it real bro. Anyone makin' fun of this does not have shit on you man. What's with all the hate? Can't we just appreciate that Joe is doing what he likes to do? Keep on doing what you're doing bro.

[Oxfordium]

He's clearly reading the lyrics from his PC.

[thomasfrellick]

JUST GO GET LAID!!!

[666CorpseRot]

kid has some fucked up teeth lol

[unholyfarter]

your music sucks dude you are NOT SICK AT RAPPING. you dont SOUND GOOD AT ALL YOU SOUND LIKE STEVEN HAWKING.

[666CorpseRot]

He's got what, what, what-what, what,what-what, what, what.

[nazyligger4]

someone take the microphone away from the autist.

[ipissglitter15]

the sad thing is he thinks he's soooo sick baha

[ROosthakid]

Knowing todays rap game, this dude has a chance to make it.

[unholyfarter]

@ROosthakid when i read your comment i laughed....then i cried...

[hickzuk]

2008 phantom...ok mate...nice one

[manip415]

what the fuck is you talkin bout , not only do you suck i see nut drippin oucha mouth!!!!! hahahaha how you like my shit joe nobody

[drmonkeyfresh50]

You look like a naked mole rat!!!!!! GTFO!!!!!!!

[FacePaintedClown]

Those lyrics are straight fire!!

[TPBXDRicky420]

I am embarrassed as a Canadian.

[Expensivediscount]

I wonder how long it will take before people realize he's trolling....

[drumxxxdd]

Canadians.......

[unholyfarter]

@drumxxxdd HEY HEY! this guy DOES NOT represent canada! im canadian and i sure as fuck can spit better then this retard.

[iAkroni]

Yo you fuckin suck you ugly and u got no money i say wha wha what haha

[chaosisnick]

looks like the singer of touche amore

[Ceb773]

613 JOE SOME BO DEEEE WOOOOO

[zachdahater]

does someone owe him money??

[aprilfoolsdad]

I like the stuttering at the end!!!

[ToneDeff1000]

I think this guy is good..

it dont matter how he spits on the mic, tha rhymes is what matters, all you youtube shittalkers are faggots. Keep it up bro.

[MrAcespadez1995]

@ToneDeff1000

thats retarded, even his rhymes suck ass, im only 16 and i can rap better than dis dude in my sleep

[XInterMindedX]

DEM FROSTED FLAKES!

[Billabongmon]

I feel bad for this dude. Karmas gonna get you dueshes below me back with a retarted first born. All you YouTube shittalkers will pay one day for your ignorance nd projection of insecurities on other ppl

[Zepirothica]

I'm da best mayne! I deed it!

[mamaoneluv]

Yo im Joe Somebody, you know who I am

Im the retard that takes the special bus in the pm

Im like that geek in school ya'll remember Screech

My moms on welfare, I cant fix my teeth

Im the worst rapper Im a disgrace

I cut my own pubes and glued them on my face

[tricky314]

@mamaoneluv OMFG YES

[GREGGERNAUT92]

@mamaoneluv ohhhhhh shitt!!!! word tht was tight!

[lovepaintball911]

reading it off paper on the wall

[Scrapp52]

mayne damn.... 4real tho don't speak on my nigga pac nigga way rawer than you. talkin bout fraud.... nigga you from CANADA, CANADA that explains how gangsta you are G-pass? hell naw you prolly get robbed in ya own hood. man o yea don't try to "drop a bomb" and try to end my career, cuz i don't rap but if i was to.... i would be much better than you. and i did not know that they made g6 bikes now interesting. i'll have to buy one for my lil cousin

[thebmc13]

@Scrapp52 haha shut up you stupid yard ape

[Scrapp52]

@thebmc13 ok..... i don't understand the insult. but anyways if this is an insult i'm sure you'll say how stupid and how i'm below human. that'll be fine. if it is an insult it may be because you think i'm african american, which i'm not. but if it is not an insult then my bad

[Scrapp52]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha classic

[DeezDaDon]

"Fewling Gwreat Just ate a big bowl of Frowsted Flakes" LMFAO Favorite part of the whole vid

[C1570M]

to much fuck

but is not bad

[C1570M]

is npt bad

[robrimba1]

Roll another bowl... Keep blazin that bling. Ur Gina be a hit 1 day never ever...

[redarob1]

I was going to watch this entire video, instead I drank some bleach.

[613LilTee]

people dont take this as a representation of 613 rap.

[Sauceyyyyy]

this is the white ELI PORTER

[Monkey200728]

@Sauceyyyyy He did it!!

[mustang5141]

flossin with a hand saw!!!!!!!

[1C7Z3H5X]

dont they have dentists in canuckia?

[ShutUpTramp]

@1C7Z3H5X

I was about to ask the same question. I guess Canada's healthcare doesn't cover dental.

[kokidshadowdopeboi]

KILLIN IT NIGGA

[hdezzy100]

sadd hes lost

[effthedodgers]

my favorite part is when joe says "what the fuck is this?"

[November10th1775USMC]

The kids got nothing in his bean.

[theused377]

Me Muhfuckin money Is like Joe Somebodyz Catch Phrase xD

[theused377]

Still Single Wit No Bitch, I Wonder Why? And Throw The Bitch Ass Muhfucka in The Ocean, Shoulda Paid When He Owes

[wdj12594]

you look like a gay guinea pig

[Nixtattoo]

@Buckingbar... Bwahahahaha u nailed it

[buckingbar]

This tight, dope, fly white rapper guy is the result of two siblings mating with each other, or the result of a mother drinking copious amounts of alcohol or possibly crack cocain during pregnancy. You suck dude and it's really an embarrassment that you are part of my race.

[ThisScopesForYou]

still single? wonder why.....

[SuperIkoHam]

my boy i understand why they gave you an album. To steal your money. cause you suck.

[bigflummo]

hahahaha

[missy7780]

What do you have to rap about? We live in Ottawa where hardly anything goes down.

[ewerbiski]

Cant believe Im reading all of this shit on this wack ass bullshit rapper wannabe. Im probably the one responsible for most of this video's hits because every time Im drinking with friends I always show them how bad this dude is at life. We all have a good laugh and move on. Now I see he is claiming to be signed by a reccord deal?? LOL rediculous! I lived in Ottawa and nothing go hard there. Dude doesnt even have a decent mic. Give up rap and go pick up your mom from BareFax, her shift is done

[supermen37]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL hes a herion addict :L

[game4win]

needs moar..... how does murderface say it?....ZAZZ?

[Tronsdontdieg]

TEETH FAIL!

[knoccoutent2009]

@Tronsdontdieg keep hatin homie, i stack paper and pop bottles wit models

[ROosthakid]

My dude, I applaud your attempt at rap, but you have never pulled a trigger other than the right on your x box controller.

[knoccoutent2009]

@ROosthakid ive pulled over 400 187s homeboy, talk slick and you can be 401

[ROosthakid]

@knoccoutent2009 Ok come get me. I'll straighten your teeth.

[knoccoutent2009]

@ROosthakid shut yo fatass up, befre i get my goons to kidnap, ill have you workin the streets for Knoccout Ent. suckn dicks and getting titty fucked

[ROosthakid]

@knoccoutent2009 lol Knoccout Ent. is nothing more than a youtube account my friend. Stop acting like your a label. The only goon you have is the one you see when you look in the mirror. The only paper you get is your lunch money and the only person you know who works the streets and gets titty fucked is your momma. But yeah I heard they go hard in Canada... In order to have haters you have to have fans. You have NO fans, everybody just hates you. Stop rapping your garbage, absolute garbage.

[knoccoutent2009]

@ROosthakid stop typing so much homie, you mad, aint nobody reading that- you stay slappin ya keyboard while me and my Knoccout Ent. boys in a penthouse suite in Madrid right now with top notch cocaine and top notch hoes, doin it big like always

[rmr355]

@knoccoutent2009 Yeah your right no one will read it because no one will ever look at this video. If your in Madrid I'm in Afghanistan chilling with Osama.

[knoccoutent2009]

@rmr355 yea except nearly 15,000 people, just to see a freestyle, im hot homie

[hellopoko]

@ROosthakid yo toronto is pretty bad in a good couple area's ive seen gunshots but i dont go there very often

[JoeYSmitH]

before we get on to the main event, we are going to see the long bodied alien match! In this corner, in the shitty old corduroy pants, with the translucent skin stretched over an alien frame, It's trevor the elongated skelington!!

[zac3valk]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[pac4eva11]

yo man listen up. people on here will quit "hatin" on you if you actually start making some good music. try and put some similes, metaphores and punchlines into your music. and most importantly have a message or meaning to the music, people dont wanna listen to you bragging about guns and bitches. fuck what you hear on the radios put your heart in this shit, and also you dont have to lie about being a success. and another thing if you diss me again ill end your career over youtube.

[xXxKWIKNWxXx]

people think ur shit, why would you not just quit befor u humiliate yourself

[knoccoutent2009]

@xXxKWIKNWxXx haters can say whatever they want about me, the thing is at least they talkin about me...and who is you?

[chosentonessournotes]

On tour in Europe... LOL

[knoccoutent2009]

@chosentonessournotes im on my blackberry in my penthouse suite in Paris right now, staring at the Eiffel Tower

[graffitinest23]

LMFAO you still suck you inbred mother fucker. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What? Who? Ya know me... 613... drink my pee.

YOUR GARBAGE LMAO

[knoccoutent2009]

@graffitinest23 thats why im on tour in Europe in my g6 while you in ya basement slappin ya keyboard talkin about JSB

[graffitinest23]

@knoccoutent2009 STOP! you know damn well that you're not in europe on tour and you are not in a G6. you're only fooling yourself lmao. looks like you're in the same damn room in every video you make. you talking about touring and you dont even leave your house hahahah. i guarantee you that you will respond with something dumb talking about how your rich and famous. save the lies bro... or ima suck yo dick. real talk.

[knoccoutent2009]

@graffitinest23 im constantly flying in my g6, i usually record my videos in my g6 which is why it looks like im in the same room...its called jealousy, you stay hatin while im livin it up in a new penthouse suite everynight, homey i stay poppin bottles wit models

[graffitinest23]

@knoccoutent2009 SHUT UP! You're G6 clearly does not have windows that big you idiot. You are not in a penthouse faggot. you probably arent even 21 so you cant even pop bottles and if people on youtube call you ugly then why would a model even come near you? you are not signed to a major record label. you made up your own record label and imagine that its major dumbass. just stop. you're not fooling anyone.

[knoccoutent2009]

@graffitinest23 i had custom made windows for my g6 homie, i like to look down at the world while im flying to remind myself im on top of the world...models see how i roll and they want some of my elegant lifestyle, i stay poppin bottles wit models, you stay poppin walmart brand sodas by yaself in ya dark,lonley room

[graffitinest23]

@knoccoutent2009 lmfao. you're a funny guy. quit the music scene and go into comedy.

[knoccoutent2009]

@graffitinest23 my heart is in rap, real talk i got this rap shit running through my veins

[graffitinest23]

@knoccoutent2009 I know you got heart. I'm not disagreeing with that. I give you props for putting up videos onto youtube. you got more balls than I do. just dont try and be somebody your not. you want to get big then you get their by following your heart, not by lying through your teeth about a G6.

[TheDiehardsoldier]

you suck fool !

[mcsaw5000]

and who are you touring with and whats your manager called ?

[mcsaw5000]

so where you touring next then afghanistan , bermuda triangle ??

[knoccoutent2009]

@mcsaw5000 europe

[pac4eva11]

ur a shit talkin punk. cant rhyme worth shit. wigger. send me a diss. lets see what u got.. ill tear your ass up bitch

[knoccoutent2009]

@pac4eva11 lol you dont know shit about rap, tupac was the biggest fraud of all time- he was a ballet dancer and then turned all "thug life" and got it tatooed on himself and everyone bought it! LOL. not only that but he cant rhyme for shit, all he does is scream and talk loud and people think its good...he cant flow like me

[pac4eva11]

@knoccoutent2009 u cant flow your lyrics are shit and your shit. i wish i could meet you face to face just to stomp you in the pavement. YOUR FUCKIN DELUSIONAL!

[knoccoutent2009]

@pac4eva11 keep hatin on successful niggas- whatever it takes to make you feel better about your sad life- im livin it up homie im all good

[pac4eva11]

@knoccoutent2009 im not "hatin" on any nigga. your not black and you shouldnt even be sayin that shit. and your not "successful" talkin about some fuckin private jet. bitch on every one of your videos your in that same fuckin room, why dont you record a video on your jet? dumbfuck

[MrBlackfish011]

never compare your dumb ass to Tupac, talentless bitch.

[knoccoutent2009]

@MrBlackfish011 see what i said to the other pac cock sucker, he was a ballet dancer and a fraud thug lifer

[MrBlackfish011]

@knoccoutent2009 still a much better rapper than you will ever be

[knoccoutent2009]

@MrBlackfish011 how, hes dead LOL

[MrBlackfish011]

@knoccoutent2009 EXACTLY YOU SUCK THAT BAD. and his music is still available to listen to so you can say someone is a better rapper if they are dead DUMBASS

[trevorsham]

n dhis nigga had the guts to say he better than pac on yahoo answers,tupac will destroy ur ass bruh

[knoccoutent2009]

@trevorsham pac was a ballet dancer that just got thug life tattooed on himself and everyone believed it, biggest fraud of all time and couldnt rhyme for shit- listen to Hit Em Up, his rhyme is "you aint shit but a faker, a pac style taker" LOL lol lol soo shitty and lame with those 5 year old rhymes

[trevorsham]

@knoccoutent2009 its no wonder u suck,u dont know shit bout hip hop

[knoccoutent2009]

@trevorsham no, anybody that thinks tupac was better than biggie doesnt know shit about hip hop...tupac was the biggest fraud of all time, i like how lil wayne gets called a fag for his lip ring but tupac dick riders ignore tupacs gayass nose stud

[trevorsham]

@knoccoutent2009 nah till i see u drop som sick ass ryhmes i aint gon dig anythin u say,n if u think pac is a fake ass nigga look up his bio then come n say dat shit,he was a real ass G,shot 2 damn cops,got shot 5 times in tha head but that dont mak him a G,his rap was all real none of dat fake shit

[knoccoutent2009]

@trevorsham so fake rofl fries with kethchup, pac was a ballet dancer nigga, ya idol was a unibrow fruitcake

[trevorsham]

@knoccoutent2009 i cant belive u nigga,watever doe,i aint gon bealive shit until ur white ass can actually rap

[knoccoutent2009]

@trevorsham i can rap thats why im signed to a major record label and on tour- keep hatin bro and ill keepin sippin on this Rozay and poppin bottles wit models

[trevorsham]

@knoccoutent2009 wat,nigga i aint never heard o ya,i dont beleive u doe,at least show me a music vid or some,but if its true whoever signed u is a dumbass motherfucka

[knoccoutent2009]

@trevorsham keep hatin homey and ill keep watching my papa stacks grow like a plant

[trevorsham]

@knoccoutent2009 i told u man,just show proof dat u is in a record label

[knoccoutent2009]

@trevorsham homie im busy writin new raps, touring europe, making appearances in the nicest nightclubs and livin my life like TI and Rihanna told me to

[imaretardedrabbit]

@trevorsham his mama signed him cuz he wudnt stop beggin

[trevorsham]

@imaretardedrabbit shit,dats wat i was thinkin

[EternalStutter]

@trevorsham okay ONE, you have no place saying the N WORD...fucking christ!! and TWO...seek help. this is pathetic. absolutely pathetic. you actually think youre good lol!!

[trevorsham]

@EternalStutter damn ur trippin,im black u dumbass.second when the hell did i ever say im good at rappin(which iam of course)

[pac4eva11]

@knoccoutent2009speakin of 5 year old rhymes "feelin great ate a big bowl of frosted flakes" 

[KidQuickx91]

JoeNobody, lookin like you have downs sindrum..."feelin great ate a big bowl of frosted flakes" whack lmfao brush your teeth you dirty hick lookin ass bitch...ol' big eye brown teeth havin ass bitch! you small baby dick havin ass bitch! You finoke bumass wanna be bitch! You pork chop eatin bitch!!

[knoccoutent2009]

@KidQuickx91 success bring tha haters

[rusteepipe]

i never knew down syndrome squirrels could rap

more like joe something.

[knoccoutent2009]

@rusteepipe what? i think a person with down syndrome coulda created a better diss

[du51450]

I don't care what you fuckers think... but he's pretty hype on the lyrics.

[knoccoutent2009]

@du51450 thas wassup my nigga, keep up the support and youll get an invite to our Knoccout Ent. party at The Palms in Vegas,

[JBokmin]

u gottta give the guy creditto keep trying when everyone gives him hate he is a troll but hes serious about his music

[knoccoutent2009]

@JBokmin im not a trolll you dumbfuck, say that to my face and ill make it look like an exploded pizza Hot Pocket, real talk

[JBokmin]

@knoccoutent2009 im like the only person whos not hating you you should respect me bitch also im saying your a troll on that stupid house video whitch is true so stfu and appreciate the only person whos not calling you an ugly faggot and that ur music sucks

[knoccoutent2009]

@JBokmin that wasnt me in the house you muffinhead, that was another artist signed to our record label you dopey bastard

[JBokmin]

@knoccoutent2009 i know your serious about your music im not saying your music is trolling im jjust saying your trolling is trolling and also why do you lie so much? i can see that your someone just trying to make music and people hate on you which is lame but lying and trolling out of bitterness is not the answer

[knoccoutent2009]

@JBokmin troll? is that what you like to call successful people? nigga im doin it big while you sippin kool aid im sippin on Crystal and Rozay in my g6...why you tryna bring me down to your level nigga? be happy for a successful nigga

[graffitinest23]

@knoccoutent2009 lmao shut the fuck up already and leave the damn kid alone. stop acting like you got money because you dont. G6 my ass. I guarantee you kids still steal your bike and you talking about planes. the only reason why your "successful" is because we like to laugh at people like you. mother fucker, you look like you brush your teeth with sand paper. it seems like your mother slapped you in the back of the head and your eyes popped out of socket. lick my balls. ELI PORTER FAN CLUB!!!

[knoccoutent2009]

@graffitinest23 all the typin in the world wont take away my money, fancy cars, g6, and worldwide fan- keep hatin hatter

[graffitinest23]

@knoccoutent2009 all the typing in the world wont lead us to believe that you even have money, fancy cars, or a g6. I'll give you the fame but thats it. for everything else, you're gonna have to make a video to prove to us that you are actually somebody. because you're joe nobody. and you have a small weiner.

[HappySkirel]

lol fuckoff 

[DJRap99]

He's not quite as fly as a G6...but you have to agree that he's almost as fly as a rusty 1979 Pinto after a head-on collision with the ugly train on the Moron Expressway??

[knoccoutent2009]

@DJRap99 that was really gay

[JBokmin]

@DJRap99 making fun of people cus theyre ugly? nice one and lol nice name faggotron Djrapp? wtf

[bighick446]

hey man practice makes perfect so dont give up! just try to make some sense as apose to just stringing words together.

[knoccoutent2009]

@bighick446 then i guess i dont have to practice anymore

[abc723]

Have I told you how much you fail at life lately?

[knoccoutent2009]

@abc723 50 told me go ahead n switch the style up and if they hate then let em hate and watch the money pile up

[InTheWeedz]

i know a more horrible rapper than this. . . i will be posting a few video's in this week. . . . that will be all. . . .

[DeezDaDon]

Frosten Flakessssss!

[RedBullDudes]

Hey, don't you give up kid! Those big famous crappers suck! You have just as good as chance to make art as anyone else. Everyone easily hates on you while they are watching you, so fuck them. Good luck!

[knoccoutent2009]

@RedBullDudes big ups my nigga, next time my label Knoccout Ent. throws a party ill fly my g6 to pick you up

[oatmealclampickle]

Damn you're 12? You told me you had a private jet and fucked girls. I Believed you now I feel lied to. I Like your music though, it reminds me of zebras trying fuck an exercise ball full of cats.

[knoccoutent2009]

@oatmealclampickle I do have a private jet, im typing this from my iphone right now with bitches sitting on my lap and sipping Crystal

[oatmealclampickle]

@knoccoutent2009 Crystal meth?

[knoccoutent2009]

@oatmealclampickle Damn nigga you stay on my nuts- another Joe Somebody obsessed fan

[oatmealclampickle]

@knoccoutent2009 Oh hell yea, I'm all over dem nuts an shit bro ho!

[VDGfreak]

@knoccoutent2009 hahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!! obsessed!? get over youself kid, he's just pointing out that if you actually grew up on the streets you'd be scared out of you funckin mind. Little bitch ass white boy

[VDGfreak]

@knoccoutent2009 more like in the public library getting yelled at by the librarians to get the fuck off the computer

[oatmealclampickle]

Nice teeth, you could eat the box the frosted flakes come in with those teefers.

[knoccoutent2009]

@oatmealclampickle im 12 and what is this?

[fdation]

he ate frosted flakes and is feeling lucky!!!!!

[slayer98483]

Stop reading other peoples raps, as you sing... Fucking homo be a real playa and make a vid with some bitches (your mom doesnt count) and actually face the camera... What what what what what what ....fucking joke

[owen5454]

Please help fight Autism n help a boy like joe

[robd90210]

Jaws the rapper

[BigVicTheBadSeed]

He's like a mixture of beetlejuice and ET

[beaurilla34]

Joe Somebody you go HAMMMM!!! U killin it! 613!!!

[hackleback]

this dude ugly as fuck, looks like the result of a failed abortion.

[crackermachine]

everyday i spend real time on this motherfuckin plaque. Game coming through, ima run my tooth, through your license plates. Oh shit, throw that motherfucker in the ocean, gotta shitty orthodontist that preps me with some loooootion. what wha wha what