Clinton I didnt inhale

[iankjenkins]

He must have had brownies.

[rorrt]

To be fair, on my first go with marijuana i didnt inhale...well...i did, thats the story i told my parents...

[Chilltown95]

Look at that shit eating grin haha. We know you inhaled Bill.

[DethBeetz]

How can you not inhale marijuana and decide you dont like it? If you didnt inhale then you didnt get high; therefore you did NOT know if you liked it therefore you are a liar and smoke marijuana on a regular basis and youre trying to cover up the truth. Why are politicians such pussys?

[gorgeousdzastr]

It depends on what the word "inhale" is.

It depends on what the word "sexual relations" is.

It depends on what the word "weapons of mass destruction" is.

It depends on what the word "taxes" is.

It depends on what the word "is" is.

If you really studied languages you will see where he can justifiably say these things.

The whole language is basically saying nothing anyway. Kinda like the word America. It is a dangling participle. It means nothing.

[92BrandonP]

@gorgeousdzastr Your a dangling participle.



[gorgeousdzastr]

@92BrandonP How can "I am" be a dangling participle? Is it without syntax? You have no knowledge of who you are, much less I am. The darn English language is out of order. and sadly people don't know that.

dangle a little bit on that. rofl

[Sloqx]

I didn't inhale that woman

[ANeonTiger]

Clinton... such a troll.

[dragoncircles]

I love the quote made about that in "The Union"

[roberdude12345]

If he did inhale

He would of liked it. And it

Would be legal like so yesterday lol.

OBAMALEGALIZE

[Marronisince1990]

Didn't inhale?... Who doesn't inhale?... That's like trying a slice of cake but saying "I didn't swallow"... Wtf man. Get outta here Clinton you crafty cunt.

[ctwatcher]

Maybe he didn't because if he did, he sure wouldn't have signed NAFTA into law to destroy us! And he just keeps on doing it. Go away Bill...Monika is lonely these days.

[ashscootash]

hes lying for a reason

[bronx6231]

hahaha hilarious, i love bill

[dragoncircles]

He definitely DID inhale and try it again.

[MarkBTW]

Yeah because you can tell if you like it the second the joint hits your lips. What a fucking liar.

[bluefev3r]

this is a small example on how presidents lie.

[hjizcoolzero]

Just like he didnt have sexual relations with that woman

[MrPeaceLoveWeed]

I inhaled one or twice and it became my safe haven for all that is holy and peacefull. And it is my medicine for my insomnia and anxiety. yea bill. it does all that.

[Wellch]

Bill Clinton: I drank some beer a time or two but I didn't swallow it.

[SuperCurtiis]

bullshit bill

[Aldiggy2000]

When you are sucking on a bong, or even a joint.. you ARE inhaling.. at least a tiny bit before the BIG inhale. So yes Mr. President.. you DID inhale lol

[waldnerinc]

You smoked motha fucka, get out over it. He prolly still does.

[Vertigo2903]

lmao

[acidhead43]

'i didn't inhale'.. 'i never had sexual relations with that woman'.. Read my lips - No new taxes'.. 'Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction'...... all lies.

[Smubbs]

@acidhead43 but he did have WMDs

[elviscash56]

@acidhead43 Clinton did say "no new taxes" that was Bush Sr. And Bush Jr. obviously said the last one.

[MrLunitunz]

@elviscash56 I think he knows that.

[MrLunitunz]

@acidhead43 You forgot 'I am not a crook'.

[commodorefan2]

@acidhead43 Here's a bit of truth: "The Republican regime posseses Weapons of Mass Distraction."

[venomclown1134]

"i smoked pot, but did not inhale" is like saying "i had sexual relations with that woman, but did not penetrate her" -___-

[iClassiqaL]

We all do it brah.

[agfagaevart]

Another Clinton Classic!!

[monicannabella]

lol he pretty much admitted to eating pot brownies, which is the best way to get high

you don't inhale

[airondee]

We know you used that saxophone as a pipe!

[Escaflownedante]

nigga lyin

[HITSOFTHECENTURY]

BULLSHIT LIE BILL! YOU KNOW YOU LOVED IT! HAHA

[MegadethPWNMetallica]

putting a joint in your mouth and not inhaling is like putting a dick in your mouth and not sucking.

[Oohsopretty08]

Thats like someone saying you fucking but you didn't bust a nut? How would you know you didn't like it, if you "didn't" inhale the smoke. I call, bullshit.

[emoviebuff87]

I hale to him with both hands!!

[badpiratedog]

This dude is a denying bitch...pot is great anyway

[fishNguitars]

what a pousssy

[BrianCANHazIt]

Oh come on dude everyone would respect you so much more if u just admitted it was fun.

[djtrixen]

Happy 420! ;)

[kbplex]

"He's got a nose like a vacuum cleaner."

[zadeh79]

LOL!

[batistaker123]

He "didn't inhale" just like he "didn't have sexual relations with that woman"...

[TwoMenGameProduction]

@kennythecooldude shut the fuck up pot doesent ruin your life, joe off of UFC smoked mad pot and now hes a millionair on two different shows. same goes for Bob marley, the greatest man on earth still takeing a toke from the marijuana smoke makeing millions and makeing amazing music. heroin and crack ruins your life not gods plant you fuck goof.

[TKTRV]

GOOGLE> WHAT "IT" TAKES TO BE PRESIDENT says ONEWHITEDUCK :-)

LETS TALK ABOUT BLOW JOBS IN THE ORAL OFFICE JAN THE MAN says ONEWHITEDUCK :_)

WHAT DOES "IT" TAKE TO BE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA HILLARY ... BRAGGING ABOUT BLOW JOBS IN THE OVAL OFFICE ALL OVER THE MEDIA .... LYING ABOUT SMOKING POT .... WHO SET^UP THE MONICA LEWINSKI SCANDAL HILLARY CLINTON :-)

[LukeGeoDude]

what's it all about. he meant that he didn't inhale after that one time.

[neoYTPism]

He said he didn't inhale, but he didn't say anything about baking it into food. o.o

[maxlelie]

I love how he smiles when he says it :p

it's like he wants us to know.. :p that its a lie.

Clinton FTW

[boligrapho]

ahhaa lies

[gr33nlion]

learn how 2 lie!

[Wellch]

He should have said ' I drank some beer but I didn't swallow it.'

[crazy91111]

I would have respected him more if he just admitted he smoked a Jay or two in his day.

[iverson3324]

lol clinton, you smoked. get over it. 

[mvp7vick]

the fucks with all these pussy ass kids not inhaling, like if u dont inhale it u dont deserve to smoke it in the first place. Gtfo..

[notabadguy06]

Let's see if we see a pattern here: I didnt inhale but I smoked. I didnt have sex with that woman but I jizzed on her dress after a blowjob. HMMMM

[lennyd77]

lying is so common place for these guys, they often don't question it, until after the fact.

[willkill81]

I did take a puff but I did not inhale.....

What he really meant was....I got some high grade from England and it was the shit !

[iverson3324]

@willkill81 hahaha

[friendssmoking]

lol in his head i dint like it 8-) ;p xD he was like i dint inhale

[TheElusiveBirdMan]

he's smiling while saying it.

it's sarcasm niggas. he loved it. and he loved lewinsky.

[SanSharks]

how do u do marajuana but not inhale?

[HeadiesChief101]

@SanSharks uuuuum... what??? u litterally don't inhale after the smoke is in your mouth, dumbass. u dont just pull the smoke into your mouth and blow it right out, u have to INHALE it into your lungs.

[alabamaflyer]

I thought he went to Woodstock where he didn't inhale. LOL

[nascarisretarded]

you know he's lying. how could you not like marijuana?

[SES4L]

you dont gotta inhale brownies.....

[hubbabubbamax000]

Didn't like it? BWHAHAHA

[someguyonthiswebsite]

what's the point of smoking if you don't inhale. he's full of shit.

[HeYLeTsSkAtE]

if he didn't like it and didn't inhale, why'd he bother doing it a second time?

[yesturtle]

Of course he contradicted himself.

He's a politician.

What do you expect?

[topsy420]

Smoke weed all night and see what happens.

Drink all night and see what happens.

Which one makes you feel like shit in the morning?

[schneiderdt]

Pussy, Marijuana is not even dangerous for you. In fact it increases your life expectancy because it slows time down. (To all Americans: That was sarcasm btw)

[maddogx55]

@schneiderdt YOU SUCK AT SARCASM BECAUSE YOU HAD TO EXPLAIN IT. HA HA YOU SUCK

[NotN8]

Just admit it, there's nothing wrong with using marijuana and so many people agree. So either be constructive about it by admitting you've used it and give your own opinion on the matter and provide what you think it's legal status should be, or simply deny it completely like everyone else that wants to keep their job just because it is (unfortunately) illegal. He sounds like a jackass for admitting it ½ way. You know how many former presidents actually promoted to make use of this substance?

[OneSillyTrucker]

Clinton saying that he didnt inhale is the same as Obama saying he sat in Rev Wrights church for 17 years but was not influenced. "I heard the words but I was not influenced" "I did not inhale"

[sweetpete420]

how can you say you didnt like it, if you didnt inhale?

[maxiimo009]

@sweetpete420 brownies

[littledaz123]

i tried it but i did not hale

[kmvoss]

God look at how hypocritical we all set ourselves up to be. Scared of admitting to trying pot. Jesus.

[campbpar]

not for a presidential election. praise be allah.

[stevetyjhacherry]

like obama dat waz the point...inhale fool!!

[disciplinemisanthrop]

Speak English, retard.

[angrygrunt]

if he didn't inhale, how did he know he didn't like it? and if he didn't like it, why did he "experiment with it a time or two"? I don't blame him for smoking pot, this is just a terrible lie.

[dele3344]

@angrygrunt That was the genius of Clinton. He essentially went on national television and said "Yeah, I got stoned to the beejeezus belt," but said it in a way that sounded cool and contradictory.

[scottheonly]

@angrygrunt It's just him covering his ass. He is a straight baller and knows how to manipulate the system.

[zwat666]

@angrygrunt space brownie's m8

[egoistdeviant]

@angrygrunt Apparently he was pretty fond of cookies and brownies if you know what I mean.

[ikra]

i tried miss lewinsky, didn't like it, and never tried her again

[msricey07]

Haha I love it

[GeneralDeDesnudo]

that's genius.

[TheOpenminded12460]

@ikra @TheOpenMinded12460 Maybe Miss Lewinsky will say, "I sucked, but I didn't sallow. I just spat it out, so it's not officially sex." This is a waste Mr. Ex President.

[FalconX2000]

@ikra you forgot 'she didn't ingest'

[Quex01]

he also did not had sexual relationship with miss lewinsky