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  • My dog is gay and proud!!!

  • karl pilkington mentions stroking spiders bald in the radio series haha

  • i lost it at 6:29, the face was hilarious

  • watch?v=m1DzkM0zqDQ ...

  • Maybe all Pandas are homosexual?

  • The origin of the word skullfuck

  • btw - daddy long legs thing is total myth, BUT BRILLIANT comedy no less.

  • lezogs

  • Well that is head banging then....

  • lol how he used the spider goes bald thing 3 years later in the ricky gervaise show

  • he is fucked in the head! :)

  • 0:35 (Just a placeholder for myself)

  • 16 people are lezhogs

  • He used the same book in out of england 2! Why did he use it twice?

  • I'm not a homophobe but .

    Urg...how do I say this with out staring a flame war ummmm being gay still isnt...natural or normal or maybe better to describe it intended Even if some ( between 2%-18%) wild animals are gay does anyone get what I mean they can't procreate so is not normal

    I'm not a homephobe don't flame me for that

    But it's just my opinion so yeah...

  • @drbobertman firstly, it is natural as the example you brought up proves. secondly, there are plenty of things that aren't 'normal' that aren't necessarily wrong (for instance, it's not 'normal' to be smart, as you so generously prove there). thirdly, how arrogant must you be to not only assert that you know the mind of nature but also it's 'intention?' how arrogant must you be to then take that false judgment and enforce it on others using the resources of the state?

  • @Delision 1st animals being smart is perfectly normal and not unnatural EX. prey have to be "smart the evade predators . (so ya or i don't quiet get what you were trying to state there)

    2nd I'm not saying i know natures intentions are but animals that live today (w genders ) cant exist with out procreation And animals don't exist for the fun of life. homosexual animals Cant procreate and thats all there is to it (in my opinion

    PS: i had to re-read my post to know what you were talking about

  • @Delision just want to clarify a few things first i thank you because in your first sentence you are complementing me CALLING me smart (du)

  • @drbobertman

    But sterile men and women can't procreate, does that mean it's not normal? Why do they even have sex? It's rather pointless unless you agree sex between humans isn't just about making children. And what about the fact, since the straight population is at least 80% higher than the homosexual one, more straight people have anal sex than homosexual men. Does this make it wrong? Or "no normal"? No.

  • @SebastienCade I see where your coming from but yes and no. for human sex it is considered normal to have pleasure and procreation w/ sex (but only with humans) and for the anal/oral sex isnt normal its pure pleasure

    ps i dont think its normal, its more a fetish.(anal and oral)

  • @SebastienCade I see where your coming from but yes and no. for human sex it is considered normal to have pleasure and procreation w/ sex (but only with humans) and for the anal/oral sex isnt normal its pure pleasure

    ps i dont think its normal, its more a fetish.(anal and oral)

  • maybe humans aren´t so perverse after all!!!:-)

  • In terms of comparative anatomy the blowhole is analogous to a nose. Three cheers for nasal-sex!

  • Leshogs! xD 

  • He...is fucking him...IN THE HEAD!!!

  • @cheifguggletram What a mindfuck xD

  • I actually know some lezzhogs personally

  • Why do the views get fewer with each part?! The guy kills !!!

  • Daddy long legs or 'crane fly' actually has no venom what so ever!

  • @danpoo14 very true

  • @danpoo14 I know, I think part of the point was stupid pointless "knowledge" people claim to have.

  • i'd do the bottom of a lady and the top of the fish. cos then i'd get the hole. if the bottom is fish, where do you put the pee pee?

  • i don't get the echinoderms joke :[

  • @noahzuniga well it's a "fancy" word and apparently everyone in that audience had no idea Ricky even knew that word. which doesn't really make sense; he said he did research for the show, and beyond that, the man is brilliant. credit him with some intelligence please.

  • @castielsangel95 oh i just didn't get it and i needed an explanation ahah sorry i know he's brilliant :P

  • Mrfodobaggins999 Yes Extremly

  • @Mrgrodobaggins66 Yes, extremly

  • is it wrong that this aroused me?

  • @MrFrodobaggins999

    Without a doubt.

  • looked like the spider had a bad stroke...punderful

  • Lol, Daddy Long Legs was nerfed. :P

  • @karlniarb I HATE it when the good ones get nerfed...

  • All the rats I've had (females always 2 sisters) have always tried to mate with each other. What they get out of it is the chemical pleasures released in the brain from having sex. Same reason for straight sex I suppose.

  • My friend had a boy cat who only tried to mount other male cats. They named him Pinky.

  • lezhogs!!!

  • Am I the only one that really admires his whistle? :l

    So lovely~

  • Homosexuality in animals is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

  • @ThePatriotsfan01 It happens all the time and is well-documented. In what sense is it "stupid"?

  • @osiris0413 It is stupid in the sense of Animals run off of a thing called instinct Animals can't sit there and think to themselves oh I am attracted to that one and not the other. Take dogs for instance a male dog will try to have sexual relations with damn near anything it can straddle stuffed animals someones leg a female dog or a male dog it does not matter. Animals don't distinguish what is gay or what is straight. Show me untampered scientific proof where they did not stage it to happen.

  • @ThePatriotsfan01

    Um they're not claiming the animal is "gay", as in only attracted to the same sex. Animals don't date or believe in monogamy, besides a select few. The argument that a lot of people say against homosexuality is that it's not "natural". If animals in the nature do it, how is it not natural? Homosexuality refers to sex with the same sex. And if you want proof, study it dumbass!

  • @SebastienCade You are a little late to be adding to this as you can see I commented half a year ago so go take you'r bullshit somewhere else. By the way how in the fuck do "a select few" animals believe in dating? that is just retarded to even say further more just because a Animal does it does not mean it is fucking natural with a human Why you ask because humans can reason and think for themselves Animals run off instinct. By the way I am just arguing that there are no strictly gay animals.

  • @SebastienCade I am done with this because people like you don't see the point I was trying to make I never said Animals don't engage in acts of Homosexuality I was just saying there is no Animal that is strictly gay. But of course all you see is someone that doesn't agree with you're bullshit and you feel the need to call said person dumbass when I never even said two words to you before now. So please go take you're crap somewhere else.

  • @ThePatriotsfan01

    It's funny you just made the same point I made, but my point was "bullshit". I agree'd that animals aren't strictly gay, but do engage in homosexual acts. Which proves homosexual SEX is natural. Read then try to offend ;)

  • @SebastienCade i didn't really know who to adress this to, but I'll just put it here. There are only two species that have recreational sex; humans and dolphins. Anything else is just animals being confused.

  • @ThePatriotsfan01 Agreed. Always thought that argument was a bit stupid.

  • @ThePatriotsfan01

    "A 1999 review by researcher Bruce Bagemihl shows that homosexual behavior has been observed in close to 1,500 species, ranging from primates to gut worms, and is well documented for 500 of them."

  • Lezzogs.

  • 5.45...*whistles*......He....i­s fucking him......IN THE HEAD!

    I still laugh thinking about that part 8 years later ahahaha!

  • LESOGS

  • the thing about the daddy-longleng is an urban myth, btw.

  • he's talkin about karl in the begining

  • 16 ppl have undergone blowhole penetration

  • the timing when he started whistling was so perfect

  • he... is fucking him... IN THE HEAD

  • "Lezzogs"

  • In Soviet Russia, skull fucks dolphin.

  • "I lvoe you dave, but i cant breathe!"

  • Yeah... male monkeys are disgusting.... 

  • So freakin' funny!

  • I bet that guy wondered why sales of his book suddenly shot up...

  • Daddy Longlegs impression. haha!

  • lezogs

  • "He...Is fucking him..IN THE HEAD!" :O :)

  • 15 people stroke spiders

  • I was already terrified of Daddy Longlegs BEFORE I watched this.

  • Lezzogs!

  • im not eating a daddy longleg any time soon

  • best part of the whole show!! ROLF

  • "he is fucking him IN THE HEAD"

  • That was brilliant~! xD

  • All the sexual topics are like a Chuck Palahniuk book

  • i got an asthma attack from laughing so hard

  • Is there any "edgy" comics out there that arent athiests?

  • @1800nunyabiz No.

  • marmots can hibernate for 9 months

  • hes fucking his brains out. lol

  • I love you Dave, but I can't breathe!!

  • It seems i cant go anywhere without seeing an arguement of religion

    EVERYONE, believe what you want to believe

    just stop telling everyone and complaining, nobody cares

    and its on a comedy show about animals, wtf?

  • HE is fucking HIM in the HEAD !

    roflololol

  • For the whole mermaid argument, why didn't he come to the conclusion of a blow job?

  • @FreewheelinLibertine thats what he was saying haha he would prefer to fuck the fish with a human torso ie cop a blowjob

  • An urban legend states that the daddy long-legs spider has the most potent venom of any spider; this same legend is attributed to crane flies where they commonly go by the name "daddy long-legs" (principally in the United Kingdom). In fact, the crane fly is innocuous, while the spider's venom is harmless to humans because of the small dosage. The commonly confused harvestman, also known as daddy long-legs but which isn't a spider, is also not venomous.

  • 6:15 and my drink has literally been spat all over my computer

  • 2:11 He sounds like the boss (The tall one) off of 'On The Buses'

  • That top dolphin is screwing the other dolphin's brains out!

  • that's not proof is it? LOL

    love RG

  • Lezzogs!

  • lezzogs! hahahahaha

  • i love the idea of a spider wearing a baseball cap to hide baldness.

  • LOL lezogs

  • I prefer Ricky on The Ricky Gervais Show to this, just my opinion, but I think he's funnier in the former.

  • "No *face* it's in the dead, or nothing!"

  • His impression of a daddy long legs is amazing.

  • lesbian hedghogs, more like hedgesnogs

  • @makeaplaylist123 and that is why he's a comedian and you're not.

  • "he...is..fucking him...IN THE HEAD". doesn't get better than that :P i couldnt stop laughing.

  • I'm going to take the teeth back

  • He, is fucking him, IN THE HEAD! What the f...

  • cant we do it in the ass like them?

    NOO. it's in the head or nothing

  • What kind of a nutter strokes spiders?! lol

  • your a daddy long legs. i'm a what?

  • he...is fucking him... in the head!!!

  • I almost fell off my fucking chair LOL

  • lezzogs :'D

  • he is fucking him in the head XD

  • the way he stands at the end rooofl

  • blowhole penetration!!!!

  • LOl at all the animal jokes(including the gay ones)

  • Echinoderms!!!

  • omg family guy stole the mermaid shit from his act! anyone agree?

  • i was just gonna comment that! it's all good though...seth mcfarlane is awesome too

  • @FarrenfollowsBen i dount think he did on purpose but do agree

  • I would say that among comedians, that bit was pretty easy fo any number of them to go on their own.

    Sometimes I have a great idea and then I find out someone already had the same idea.

    I'm sure you have too.

  • @cheechandchong007 yeah they steal alot of good jokes from other people

  • @cheechandchong007 Who stole it from Red Dwarf who stole it from...

  • @fudwithacamera my point exactly

  • @cheechandchong007 actually red dwarf done it like 20 years before this

  • @redhavok666 True. I remember that. The cat was dating one.

  • @redhavok666

    what when cat licks the picture? Its probably based on an old joke or boys talk of "...what would you rather..?"

  • @Isthisthelongestname theres that and they meet it on a golf course in a game. the episode is called "better than life" i believe. yea thats my point. alot of jokes have used for a long time but a certain person or show gets credit for it then anybody else who uses it gets accused of stealing a joke. i think it comes down to laughing at it if its funny, or not finding it funny and getting over it haha

  • @cheechandchong007 does that really surprise you?

    those damn manatees!!

  • @cheechandchong007 What american is going to check?

  • @cheechandchong007 not really.......

  • lol

  • Gervais you fucking legend. Loved The invention of lying too.

  • "Lez-hogs"

  • see now thts what you get forr boting little kids :P

  • I still don't get the last joke though. Who are those men? politicians?

  • its the author of the book and some other guy i cant recognize

  • lol the animals drew the author having gay sex

  • oh shit i almost piss meself... fucking brilliant.

  • best comedy routine ever

  • I love you Dave, but I can't breathe..hahahahahahahahahahaa­h

  • This is was brilliant- i loved the bit about the daddy long legs biting the kids...and the spider wearing a baseball cap...

  • "He is fuckinh him in the head!" LMAO!

  • His face when he says "blow hole penatration" lol he is like...Omg...

    LOve him!!!!!

  • its his movement that makes me laugh when he characterises things like the daddy long legs spot on

  • lezzhoggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Err no, texaspete. You're amateur for caring what anyone else does.

  • Hahahahahahaha! ★★★★★

  • He-  is fuck him- IN THE HEAD.

  • @lickstickly millons? billons more like

  • @lickstickly bill hicks was more of a messiah than the prophet jesus , if hicks was around 2000 years ago charlton heston woulda portrayed him!! gervais is the funniest stand up since richard pryor,

  • @lickstickly Thousand you dumb fuck

  • @skaterlv9 excuse me skaterlv9 but 's' is above 'z' on the keyboard and i slipped im sorry, and the 97 people who thumbed up my comment (to which many thanks) seemed to get my message without the need to call me a dumb fuck for one typing error, what does that say about you?

  • @lickstickly The reason i commented on the useless obvious statement is because typically when ppl are trying to make a point they decide to change there casual computer slang to full words and sentences which bothers me and obviously you were, you said a comment that ricky gervais is saying in these series of videos and all 97 ppl who thumbs up'd it were probably watching these videos because they understood the point of it next, say something useful in the helping of judge the video thanks

  • @lickstickly waaaaaaay more than 2000 years one of the big 6 religions dont know which is 6000

  • @lickstickly Yeah it was totally due to Ricky's influence I became an Atheist. Not solely him but he was definitely the start, I'm 20 now and back 6-7 years a go hearing the radio shows made me start questioning things for sure.

  • @dom182 You need a main-stream facile joked comedian to help you change your outlook on life?

    I guess that's okay, in a ''I probably never had any thoughts'' kind of way

  • @dom182 You require a comedian doing some facile standup to help you change your outlook on life?

    I guess that's okay, in a ''I probably never had any thoughts'' kind of way.

  • @goodflo911 I was brought up a Christian and still would be if I had not listened to Gervais (When I was 13) I would not have "STARTED" to question these things, only after I had been introduced to a knew way of thinking (At the age of 13) did I go and look for a more scientific and skeptical approach, then I discovered people like Rhandi and Penn and Teller, Christopher Hitchens which then lead me to pick up some philosophy.

    Ricky Gervais got me started looking into things like that.

  • @dom182 fail troll is fail:(

  • @dom182...I would agree with Gervais/Dawkins that the story provided by science appeals more to me, that it is the story I've rooted myself in and is the story that sounds very sensical to my standard of reality. But the overall narrative which embeds this "culture of science" does however rely on a western epistemological bias of assumptions. Stricktly scientifically speaking, no human being on earth can claim to have perceptual access to the "actual" or "real" reality.

  • i can bet you this person just put thhis up to make it look like ricky gervais is having a negative affect on peoples believes.

  • @goodflo911 Nope, it can cause a spark, as the way he presents it is in a sarcastic, yet simple and logical manner. Stop being a wanker

  • He isn't trying to be funny most of the time - his opinions are what make him funny.

  • @cmwissy it's called "observation", simple, yet most of contemporary human kind seem to lack it...it might be caused by entertainement ...no?

  • thts cus religions shit