GOOD ADVICE that's not really advice

[Sheyanne121]

Wheres your shirt....

[DullZebrafilms]

Hey Dannyboy it's me Cody Burger, cool last name I know, and speaking of last names could you do a video about funny last names :O

[sashakirov1999]

dear DANNY, u are soooooo halarious. im a huge fan but i have a question, what would u attempt to do if u knew u couldnt fail at it?

[catlover5566]

THERES SOMETHING IN MY eAR....ITS A MONSTER....wait no just ooze...:L:L:L u hilarous sicko danny u should make a video about where ear OoZe comes from lol:L luvin ur vids!!!!

[MegaYoyo911]

dear danny, could you do a video on why we have five fingers and not four, your little lemondrop ethan

[FMAfangirl88]

Can you make a video about brushing your teeth? I have "friend" who apparently doesn't know how because her teeth are more yellow than the kind of butter you put on your popcorn at the movies. GRODY!!! help me out, Danny!!

[TheFairrey101]

Danny should do a video about his

past relationships:D

[AshleyJessie1]

what is in ur pants on a friday night

[rmksmg]

dont tea bag a hedgehog XD



[agapeflower]

I could never do a video as good as you. You make LOL. Thanks. Oh and maybe do a video about relationships? Danke! Which is German for thanks!

[TheL33x]

Danny I think you should do a video about sarcasm! :) i love your videos!!<3

[terranina1]

funny...like always ((:

[dark13skater]

SARCASTIC COMMENTS! x)

[roaringfires234]

ok so do a show about boogers lol it would be funny

[soccer02nik]

usually the best parts are the beginning & the end hahahaa

[megatrombonedude]

do a video on be gangster material...XD

[alainawithana]

My brother always tells me "don't do anything I would do"...... he's a heroin addict..... ????

[Sam1214ify]

LOL i peed myself watching this xD

[iskateIB1]

Hey Danny, can you do a video on why chocolate is poisonous to dogs? Thanks.

[0HyoChan0]

@iskateIB1 It's not, dogs are just usually deathly allergic to it, but not all of them (don't risk it)

[capps4242]

Are you on speed?

[ocifer696969]

YOU SHOULD DO ONE WITH WHY DOGS HATE ORANGES

[elizabethrox259]

Danny, Why do people have bad breath???

thanks a million! Yo videos are awesome!!! ;)

[imboredimbored17670]

Do a video on why

People have Bad Breaff

[McSpices]

Hey Dannnnnnnnnnnnyyyy. :]

You, my friend should do a video on why people can not touch their tounge to their elbow.....

I've only seen one person do this and it literally blew my mind. :D Love ya!

Stay golden pony boy.

[gameguy10987]

did you say moufffff????????

[ajshells01]

@gameguy10987 i think he did thats what i heard at least

[stealthymonkey1]

0:56 to 1:01 he looks like the alien from the first men in black.

[marcipolo96]

how to use chopsticks:)

[YoMammasHouse378]

00:34 Dannies Orgasmic Event!

[DovahkiinOffTheTop]

TELL US WHY BLONDE GUYS LIKE MEH HAVE BLONDE MOMENTS! >=D

[manderitup]

@gradualreport , do a vid on getting out of the so called "friend zone" :-D

[thebird51]

all we ever see is you'r face you should make a video with you in full person view i want tosee how that turns out lol

[1crazzywhiteboy]

i wouldnt do a damb think and make tht a fuckin vid

[lilmiss306]

and my mum thinks im weird,you proved her wrong for me.

[Bwaarghz]

Just words comin' outta ya mouf! hahahahahaha!

[lezziann]

Come on Danny, you know ya wanna talk about how redheads are so much better than brunettes and blondes....

[Mirouco]

Why does this guy remind me of Jim Carrey in the Ace Ventura Movies? LOL

Hilarious!

[MrBro83]

I would not do your mom

[ChubbyChipmunks123]

ZZZ! DIE! DIE!

[WOLFLSINMYSOULSINGS]

i was eatin a sandwich while watchin this and almost died laughing and choking..... hey u should do a video on why we laugh... or choke either one

[musicworklottie]

@WOLFLSINMYSOULSINGS People choke because of how far down our throat the larynx is. We are the only animal that can choke. Before our larynx dropped when we evolved it wasn't possible to choke but speech was not possible either

[Bboykid97]

@musicworklottie I think danny would have said something like that but even funnier...

[MinorLeagueGlitching]

do a video on "what not to say to a police occifer"

[makeuplovetv]

@MinorLeagueGlitching YEAH!!!!!!!

[MizuPauz]

i wouldn't get a bunch of babies and string them together using electrical wire and drag them across state borders.

On second thought, i might ;D

[alicecullenrox21]

Next Jim Carrey? I think yes!

[gummybearzgorawr]

32 people have no lives

[gummybearzgorawr]

danny always makes me laugh :DDDDD my dad freaks out when i have this on my iPod watching this and he is like WTF ARE YOU WATCHING. AND if you pause in anyy spot he always has a interesting expression. love being a lemon drop. :D

[xB1akey]

do a video on why you never wear a t shirt :D

[AndreasaurusRex123]

do a video on waking up in your one night stands bed and what to do... i did that... i didnt know what to do...

please?

[Fluteplayingbandgeek]

omg dude! marry me?seriously you are amazing. hahaha i've been dpressed lately and your videos made my day. thank you so much.

i love you too,

my tasty little lemon drop<3

[Theskittlejuice]

hilarious

[MMOGrey]

Guy : Tell me what you wouldn't do?

Me : Your mom.

[tylerguy12]

@MMOGrey he should of said that as the man in the mask

Danny: What WOULDNT you do??

(enter man in the mask): yer momma

Danny: OMG

WHO WAS THAT...

...

... on and on

[RosaGinger12]

Hey Danny!! Me and my sister are massive MASSIVE fans!! Considering how crazy you seem to enjoy being, we were wondering if you could do a make up tutorial! It would be hilarious!! :D

[kira4061]

your like a sexy mix of jim carey and dane cook :)

[Ladiesman48321]

Do a video on video games.

[hazelbazel100]

everytime I see you I swear ur naked

[caitlyn1miki]

u make every thing funny

[MadMangaGirl01]

HA!!! WHEN I WAS WATCHING THIS VID A JIM CARRY MOVIE AD POPED UP NEXT TO IT!!!!!!! ROTFFL!!

[wonderb13]

haha.. haha...hahahhahah.. lol i was laughing so hard at this video

[Niick272010]

make a video about awkward moments like when your walking home and you say bye but you both continue walking in the same direction lol. or a sex scene in a movie yur watching with your family. be sure to say my name "niick" with twoo II's (:

[HelennaRainhaDeTroia]

Are you my brother??? xD AHAHAHAH i'm watching a male version of myself!!!

[IKILLFRFN]

Dear danny, you should do a video about the life of a computer nerd

[jocorbc]

Hey Dragisha! Can you make a video about boogers?

[ButtonHedd]

GET A SKYPE!!!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU LIKE IN PERSON!!!!

[megzxryan2498]

yoo dannii de ozziieee do a spectaular epic moastest grate videooo on ummm ..... hummm??? ehmmm wait noo o yehhh onn how ta make peoples always luaugh no mater wat yhu say? :) xxx

[thecrazysquirrel101]

and i was like pshhhhhhahhh OH MANNNNN

[nina123lol]

Danny: do a video on how to be a legend, im already a pro at it but my friends need a little lesson :)

[awesomenessEmily]

Have fun...well no shit i was actually planning on having a terrible time lol

[TheBritTeen]

I love Danny, but does he ever wear a t-shirt? xD

[jennmarshall16]

@TheBritTeen He actually did a video on that...

[TheBritTeen]

@jennmarshall16 I saw the video, but I was just pondering as to whether or not he actually puts one on :'3

[freewowgold100]

@TheBritTeen well...he likes to film these naked...soo...shirts get in the way of that

[zongivila]

@TheBritTeen no that is because...hey let's ask him and make him make another vid... just say:"Hej deni brate napravi jos jedan vid!"

[TheVendettaMinecraft]

@TheBritTeen aaaah in the old days..... oh those days......when danny used to wear clothes....... nostalgia

[Toughcookie2134]

@TheBritTeen 

[ciaosonounyupagode]

@TheBritTeen No because it keeps the stinking

[liveittylah]

penis

[cazza532233]

why no shirt all the time?

[Zo0mah]

Fucking hell, ROFL'd so hard :D

[59hitman]

when you said the baby thing, i completely lost it, i fucking love you so much

[MarkoRudan]

what wouldnt i do?

alot of things like horse, my mum, my fami8ly in general, pigs, cats, i do dogs (if u catch my drift)

[CuteKittensAww]

@MarkoRudan O.O

[MarkoRudan]

@CuteKittensAww lmfao!

[CuteKittensAww]

@MarkoRudan *smacks forehead*

[TheMitchelator]

DO A VIDEO ON TATOO'S

[Shablo5]

I've been watching you since before you delivered the douche nozzle crown to the president, but instead pushed it into a box and sent it to him.

[CandyVEVO1]

watsup danny! so i wuz wondering...can yhu make a video that is all squeaky voice??? i love that voice and i rofl every time i hear it

[TheDearestOne]

It'd be curious to see how you are when you are being totally serious. You must have trouble getting people to believe you when you are being serious. Btw, how do you not laugh through your jokes? Do you turn the camera off and laugh for several minutes at yourself?

[brendeyn12]

Are you naked?

[Dragonsinwar]

Can you do a funny story video

[Saymwen]

LOL, I had to say something at last on one of the videos, can"t hold it any longer from watching awhile....very funny guy who try to act clueless but is actually smart and cute too.."my lemon drop"

[InvaderTak55]

Im looking at your computer screen and looks to me like Invader Zim... :3

[silverstallionj]

You should do a vido=eo on why we are addicted to facebook

[silverstallionj]

You should do a vido=eo on why we are addicted yo facebook

[WeDerpItUp]

31 people choked a Taxi driver while he was driving and also strung some babies together with some wiring across state lines!

[randomtobi]

Yuu shuld duu 1 bout sex lol jk jk

[Hotdam165]

has anyone else seen the bug monster in Men and Black 2 cause he reminds me of him

[beckvxo]

See, I wish my mum told me to be careful... It's more along the lines of:

*Walking down stairs*

"DON'T FALL AND BREAK YOUR NECK!"

-.-

[Saturn19001]

Danny you should make a video why doggs have 4 legs

[TehBarnacle]

You're my stress release.

[surfdudepenny]

loooool "there's something in my ear annnddd it is a MONSTER!! no its just oooze"

[genger1223]

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

I don't jog over fences. So don't do that.

[SuperJesusFanatic11]

Are you on twitter?... I THINK you are.

[MaggPiiee]

you remind me of.... Stewie

[bart2daman]

there is a mac in the background

Proof that macs make you crazy as hell

[adamknight88]

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[lonewolfcominthru]

u should do one on bad habbits. unless u alredy have one...lol

[DJrockstar816]

I was totally gonna go out there and half ass it!!!

[MrHARRICHA]

Hey dude, (I love your vids) CAN YOU DO A VIDEO ON WHY WE IGNORE PEOPLE. lolz

[icetailcat]

you remind me of jim carrie XD

[furyise]

Danny... Would you Pwetty pwease please do a video on names??? I wanna know something bout names! Hdihdjshzmjdjekfk (try reading that aloud! BWAHAAAAHHAHAW!)

[RoibenFoxtrot]

MAKING COPS LAUGH

[samantharutherford]

Please make a video on why love sucks :(

[Duuuurney]

@racepoltergeist

We all watched the video. We know what he said.

[popdudeman99]

do a vid on why some ppl eat too much

[racepoltergeist]

"I'm sorry what? I was actually going to stop at a hospital, get a bunch of babies together. String them together with a series of with electrical cords and just drag them across the state lines you know, from New York to California because that's the kinda person I am." I pissed myself at that.

[Lilleeyya123]

You should do a video on why guys are mean to girls when they like them!!!!!!¡¡¡!¡¡ I love your vids they are so totally WIKED

[midgard83]

fav parting line of mine "don't do anything i wouldn't .... but don't worry it's a short list"

[Potatoe48]

Danny!!!!¡¡¡!!!! Do a vïdeo of how to be a door to door salesman :DDD love you!!!! (your biggest tastiest lemon drop!!!!¡) :))))))))))

[destinyhernandez2]

You Should Do A Video On Best Friends (:

[mackenzie21512128]

I Think You Should Do A Video About Surviving Your Freshman Year Of Highschool!!!!! :) Pleaseeeeeeeee! Thanks!!! :D

[Tilque4]

Do a video about airsoft. Do it tou bitch do it, jk ur awsome.............!

[ElmosWorld981]

dude jim carey ritee thereee!!

[haskarukun]

Danny you forgot don't get eaten!

[SsSLAURSsS]

man you got an excellent talent:)))))))))))) if I try to make a video like this in the first 3 seconds I will be pissed on me because of laughing

[bored2deathish]

you remind me of Jim Carrey 

[xXMelindaXcuzXx]

Do a video on why unicorns are called unicorns and not gay horses :)

[sims2lova2]

this video + mouth full of water = wet computer

[whymememe100]

danny, wut in the world have u been smokin?????? lol jkjkjk

[TheFatTarget]

Do a vid on how to survive in public i know u wud make it soooo funny

[1994rjmac]

Do you have freakin ADHD? Lol

[peitrifiedbone]

do a video on why there is different languages!!! :))

[LlednarJediMaster69]

okay dude ...just be careful and dont do anything i wouldnt do...good luck m8 ;)

[misssassy143]

A MONSTER!

[HuskyRob47]

you know how some people are scared to go in public bathrooms to take a crap! could u do a vid how to TAKE A CRAP IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[TheDylan615]

@HuskyRob47 i could explain that in only a short amount of somewhat simple but unexpected words. Hover above the toilet bowl without sitting upon it.

[trisey1998]

wow that was very funny except for the part when you had oos in your ear gross

!!! your #1 fan

[ealvarezz10]

Danny,

You are too funny. Don't you just love how same people will offer you contradictory advice?

[korncup222]

pause at 1:36 and look at the danny,he is so funny .u picku materinu

[slipknotfannumberone]

@korncup222 LOL im sorry but thats just Danny looking at the camera

[suy121]

Ummmm... kewlnessness! yeah so do a vid on why there is color!! :3

[SkateSnakeSkate]

You're funny! I love how ur voice always changes haha. but you might not wanna talk about Jesus in some of ur videos. not in this one but in some of ur others. or you might get a txt. from satan. See you soon! hahahahahahahaha

[briannedeezy]

this video was the sickest ending of life!!!!!

[sandman4020]

lmao! xD Your awesome xD

[TheDman11111]

Breath :)

[peaceluvhorsiness901]

y r ya shirtless in like every one of ur videos!? lol

[364dragonrider]

do a lost tapes spoof!

[METALMANIAC995]

Do a video about group sex!!

[kevin12161995]

that wasnt funny at all. just slightly annoying.

[pinkjellybon]

Damn boy! you're crazy!!! :D

[spungle54]

Dear danny please do a video on: how to be cool without any effort

[MarkoRudan]

@spungle54 69 thumbs up ;)

[rottenandmeh]

@spungle54 this is only something danny is capable of.. you'll have to get another dream =[

[MDSURFER8]

you can choke some one with shoe lace ........well u can be world famous assasin

[melissa9921]

do a video about why men love boobs ??? :)

[TheShadowFlame101]

@melissa9921 Because guys like to TOUCH THINGS.

[melissa9921]

do a video about why men love boobs ??? :)

[misssparkleyes]

your amazing! you remind me of jim kerry and i love him:') 

[hmq1499]

yeah do a show on epic fails

[Kizzah2011]

@hmq1499 Har Harrrrr!!!! That will be sooooo frekin HILARIOUS.