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  • Jack looked at Chuck Norris with one eye. Today he's known as One-Eyed Jack.

  • fail

  • Chuck Norris in the Pokemon is the Anderson Silva vs you in UFC.

  • It wasn't WILD chuck norris, you never saw him going wild and I hope you'll never...

  • Ffs...

  • someone kill me noww.......

  • chuck norris is just a guy xP 

  • Why is he level 100?? Shouldn't it be ???????

  • Chuck Norris poops rare candy and pees fresh water

  • How come they can find chuck noris

  • meh

  • lv. 100 is the lowest for chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris one hit KO's with False Swipe

  • Mais q coisa mais Tosca ! :Ð

  • escroto!

    

  • ha haha é pra ri ?

  • garbage

    

  • I remember the good ol' days when a pokemon trainer named Bruce Lee encountered Wild Chuck Norris and give him the beating of his life...Oh wait there's a youtube video when Lee beat the hell out of norris...yeah.

  • Is anyone concerned that this guy had caught his Pidgey with an ultra ball?

  • @utubedude18 that was an ultra ball

  • can you even measure Chuck's level of awesomness?

  • Why does Chuck Norris has a life bar?

  • @firefox3249 That bar represents the amount of people he killed in the past 10 miliseconds

  • bad

    

  • I hope whoever created this gets aids and dies a painful death.

  • Only one man can defeat Chuck Norris and thats "Bruce Lee". To prove it, there was a movie that bruce lee beats him. Look it up kids.

  • Chuck Norris was once stabbed by a knife. The KNIFE bled to death.

  • chuck norris can watch 240p in HD

  • God created world.

    Chuck Norris created god.

  • @Sabotai2 thats way 2 far he is not that good

  • fail.

    

  • Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

  • chuck norris can download from megaupload

  • Chuck Norris can eat nails for breakfast...

    WITHOUT ANY NAILS

  • Chuck Norris can finish a game of connect 4 in three moves!

  • I used to play pokemon.... until i got arrow to the knee

  • Arceus created the universe. But who created Arceus? That's right. Chuck Norris.

  • @lolliepop90 but who created chuck norris?

  • @slyhunter2000X He is able to multiply. Therefore, Chuck Norris has as many clones, than there are atoms in the universe. And he's creating more, just to create the ultimate army. Even though just a single one is capable of ripping apart a galaxy.

  • There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but it was renamed because noone crosses Chuck Norris and survives...

  • Why does everyone want to get the top comment so bad? Who freakin cares?!

  • Pokemon traded to Chuck Norris can obey him without the need of gym badges

  • That sucked

  • 1802 guys... oh wait i just want an top comment...

  • chuck norris can capture all the pokemon with his FISTS

    

  • Chuck Norris can caught all pokemon with one pokeball.

  • HAHAHA Put him more more , Chuck Norris need more dicks in his ass HAHA

  • chuck norris can attack 100 times during his turn. But he only needs one time.

    Chuck Norris can attack the trainer.

    Chuck norris can defeat Mew Two, while fighting pidgey

  • chuck norris vs arsius wins: chuck norris

  • The sound that played when the menu screen flew away sounded like a troll axe thrower attack from Warcraft II

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  • pro tip: don't use headphones 

  • fucking a

  • Nao usaras o nome de Chuck Norris em vao!

  • chuck norris doesnt need a pokeball. he catches the pokemon witch bare hands

  • GO CHUCK NORRIS!

    Chuck use Hi Jump Kick!

    Now use Smack Down!

    Then use Low Kick and finish with Fire Punch!

  • @glowstick124 Fail its not like that u just put him on the field and u win lol

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajaj y ja

  • that is not a problem because i have 6449 master balls :D *dr brean appears*

    brean:HAXX!

  • *A generic fucking comment made about a top fucking generic comment, in the hopes that it will replace said top fucking generic comment*

  • magiklarp wouldv kicked his ass

  • That awkward moment when both top comments contradict each other.

  • Awwzome

  • CHUCK NORRIS IS LVL 999

  • @junyorgta No it's not. It's OVER 9000!

  • @CyberTechArtist IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

  • @goldenbird12345 chuck norris is lvl INFINITE

  • @junyorgta that makes more sense

  • The commercial at the beginning of the video for me was the Chuck Norris World Of Warcraft commercial =3

  • Chuck Norris once rubbed vaseline all over his body and pretended to be a slug.

  • Chuck Norris can't be catch by masterball

  • my sister used to make fun of Chuck Norris, until he shot an arrow to her knee.....it blew both her arms and legs off.....shes a vegetable.....that'll show her.

  • kkkk

    

  • I used to be friend with Chuck Norris

    but then i toked an arrow in the knee

  • @SmoshAhead and a round house kick

  • pokemon ruby lol é massa d+

  • when chuck norris uses surf all the pokemons in tht game would be drowned.

  • when the boogyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris

  • @1Ronaldinho10 When chuck norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for slenderman.

    I just ruined the joke.

    :3

  • @InfectedGuppy606 thanks anti-joke chicken

  • @Fabiuh23 No Problem! :3

  • If Justin Beiber beat Chuck Norris he would have used sing.

    Then it will explode the world.

  • Chuck Norris used round house kick!

    Because of Chuck Norris my nintendo is broken!

  • The pokemon doesn't have a chance to do anything because Chuck smashes it and the user the end

  • chuck norris used round house kick!

    and the video game chash!

  • Chuck should be more than 100 lvl

  • i wanna have Justin Bieber as a pokemon!

  • Chuck norris rules =D

    Guy post the link to download the game please !!

    Thanks =D

  • Wow lol

  • lmafo

    

  • lol

  • Chuck Norris is MANLY.

  • thunmps up if u were bored and u type :Chuck Norris

  • Silly! Pokemons dont die, they faint!

  • @DragaoAsul pokemon actually do DIE , if you played all games, you would see that in pokemon blue, red, fire red, leaf green, green, silver, gold , cristal, soul silver and heart gold, there is a pokemon CEMENTERY , where they put all pokemon who have died ¬¬

  • Chuck norris lvl is over 9000!!!!!

  • Everyone knows chuck norris DOESNT HAVE A LEVEL, he is infinite.

  • fg

    

  • idiot, chuck norris should be level 1 and your pokemon level 100

  • Clicked Pokemon: Chuck Norris

    Saw WoW Chuck Norris Ad

    Starts watching Pokemon: Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris kills pokemon

    WIN

  • Chuck norris's magikarp can learn judgement and hyperbeam

  • I am chuck fuckin norris

  • Lol Look 0:13 "DEATH"

  • Chuck Norris doesnt need Pokemon he just needs his fist

  • *Insert generic Chuck Norris Pokemon joke here in desperate attempt for top comment*

  • @GrovyleXShinyCelebi *insert a generic insert comment here in desperate attempt for top comment* -_-

  • Chuck Norris captures all poke on this a round house kick

  • chuck norris doesn't capture the pokemon...they jump into his pokeball

  • Chuck norris LVL:ERROR

  • You probably thought that was really Chuck Norris!

    Nope, Chuck Testa!!

  • Quando Estiver lendo este comentário você, não pare, ou algo ruim vai acontecer! Meu nome é Verão, eu estou a 15 anos de idade tenho o cabelo loiro, muitas cicatrizes não tenho ouvidos ou nariz. Eu estou morta. Se você não passar esta, como cópia do anel, em 3 videos do mundo canibal, eu vou aparecer numa tranquila noite escura quando não o espera, por sua cama com uma faca e matá-lo Isso não é piada vai acontecer com você se você nãopublicar isso em 3 v

  • Shouldn't this have been over when it started?

  • the worst shit i've ever watched on youtube...

  • wild chuck norris appeared so what. just use a reality attack like COUNTER because all hes going to do is roundhouse. or use OLD AGE attack or OVER RATED attack or use the move THEIF to get some bengay so he cant lube those creeky bone. or get a pokemon with the ability BO FLEX BREAKER.

  • Chuck Norris doesnt hide in tall grass, tall grass covers him to be invisible to us

  • coisa ridicula ¬¬

  • POKENORRIS

  • A CHUKA NORIIIIIIISSSS

  • Chuck Norris should level infinite.

  • WHAT'S THIS?! CHUCK NORRIS IS EVOLVING!!! *dun-dun-dun-dun-dundundundund­un* CHUCK NORRIS HAS EVOLVED INTO....CHUCK NORRIS!!!

  • Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon in one pokeball

  • @dwrussell96 Screw that, he caught them with a Potion.

  • @dwrussell96 Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon without a single poke ball ;)

  • @dwrussell96 no he can just do that with his finger tip

  • Chuck Norris

  • @dwrussell96 except he didnt use a pokeball

  • Wild CHUCK NORRIS appeared!

    GAME OVER

  • chuck norris can catch mewtwo with a normal pokeball

  • chuck norris start the game and he got all gym's badges and he still level 5 and he beat the pokemon leage

  • chuck norris can hold seven pokemon in his belt

  • Actually that was Chuck level 1.

  • ???????????????????????

  • Chuck Norris caught and commands all the Legendary Poke'mon! XD

  • in soviet russia,pokemon uses you!

  • Pokemon > Chuck

    he's not that good! Pikachu owns red's, Kyle and chuck's asses!

  • Chuck Norris kills everyone in a country by using splash attack

  • Chuck norris caught arceus without even using a pokeball.

  • .....um sorry but my magikarp used splash attack then he kinda died 

  • GOTTA CHCUK EM ALL!! POKEMON

  • Chuck Norris caught all pokemo using only one pokeball

  • Q Podrree '

  • Once i did a test, and then i wrote in student name: Chuck Norris teach me

    i got A++++

  • they named a street chuck norris

    but they had to change it because no,one crosses chuck twice

  • Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.

  • chuck norris killed with a roundhouse kick Arceus

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  • Chuck Norris can punch faster than a Hitmonchan, do a roundhouse hick harder than a Hitmonlee, lift a Snorlax with one hand, run faster than a Rapidash, and he eats Golems for breakfast with Miltank milk!

  • Chuck Norris can punch faster than a Hitmonchan, do a roundhouse hick harder than a Hitmonlee, lift a Snorlax with one hand, run faster than a Rapidash, and he eats Golems for breakfast with Miltank milk!

  • damn facebook

  • run ! there's still time BEFORE CHUCK FIND YOU !

  • não gostei ñ entendi nada sou portugues brasil :) , pensei que era do mundo canibal tcha

  • wheres my masterball

  • Chuck Norris used splash!

    Its super effective!

    (user) Fainted!

    (user) Is out of useable pokemon!

    (user) blacked out!

    Chuck Norris killed justin bieber! (and so on!!!!)

  • wtf?

  • wtf?

  • isso é ridículo

  • @ForRealziz Yeah your right.

  • FAKE! everybody know chuck norris's level is over 900!

  • hey search  bolder gazet van antwerpen

  • Chuck's level is endless

  • too short :l

  • des video is doch wohl ein schlechter witz

  • @MegaGod2 ORLY??? !!!!! 0.o

  • Where s the download link? xD

  • chuck norris is chuck norris backwards

  • @UglyBakura sirron kcuhc

  • Arceus is Chucks bitch in the Pokemon world