Judge Judy - A lawyer accused of being high

[edlabou]

He dose look like he burns and she looks like she was burnt.

[AtheistProductions]

What an ugly mother fucker.

[AtheistProductions]

Plubishers. Rofl.

[418sadeyes]

Kids, this is what a lack of an education makes you look like....... absolute idiot!!!

[ihatesuburbia83]

the defendant reminds of the old man in the radiohead video "paranoid android"

[ihatesuburbia83]

shes a cute gal

[Pussycatdollyful]

her voice is annoying

[cniglari]

4:20 "he sends them to plublishers" lol

[illegalsmilereturns]

He keeps grinding his jaw.

[illegalsmilereturns]

I think she is on something. Thanks for the UL.

[Supernova12034]

that attorney, if you look carefully, keeps twitching and blinking, like hes on something LOL

[Beautifullkeke901]

@Supernova12034 THATS WAT I NOTICE

[WhoWantsToKnow81]

The D has a REALLY ugly tie on

[Lovecraft243]

I feel really sorry for the plaintiff. She's not a bad person.

[FatherPatOphelia]

@Lovecraft243 Yeah, but she's stupid as fuck lol

[3fatguysofficial]

I love that this is rated TV-G

[1misslavenderrose]

That's hilarious...her witnesses sitting there deadpan and their friend soooooo fried.

[1misslavenderrose]

She looks like a damn fool, coming to court, on tv, fried like that...

[dawnallc]

That attorney is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen....those teeth!!!

[Bigcricket467]

Sorry but in review of this, the lawyer says "this is the first i've heard of this" when the plantiff says he showed up high and asked for weed. Then at the end of the show, he explained how previous to the case, she had called him up and said he was high, but did a good job and retained his services. Obviously you could tell when she started to lie because of her speech patterns. I would personally believe that the lawyer did something wrong himself though because of the way he acted, and lied.

[HASLUM]

Fuck me, that attorneys tie is sleezy!

[hellomojo33]

he is so baked. hahahahahaha

[realkman666]

I wish plubishers would pay me.

[MsAsianNinja]

She sounds a bit slow...

[TheVladimere9]

she is so full of bullshit

[Erik7601]

haha all these lying black women say they are hair stylist wtf is wrong with their brains... hahah thumbs up if u get me

[lollipopyumyum]

@Erik7601

You can just say women, no need to bring down the whole race.

[rockisbetter]

he was tryin not to laugh about the whole thing.. and when he started talking he laughed

it was all a joke for him, cause he was high

[rockisbetter]

he looks high

[InfectedxXxFlower]

lolololol

[SuperHungryRabbit]

Lawyer looks like the joker :)

[bassxtronic]

lawyer had clown lips lmfao

[joydubyadee]

P's voice is irritating

[cometrally]

Thanks fellow JJ commenters... I actually neglected to laugh at the notion of the plaintiff giving a hair follicle test. ALL THAT WEAVE! It'd be impossible!

[shaldana]

Is she even speaking English in any form??? Wow...

[mindphreak4money]

Both the Plantiff and the Defendant are high as a mofo. For all we know; her boyfriend might have been the lawyer's dealer of choice.

[kleytoncarlos1]

So naive, judge Judy just smashed her... I feel sorry for the plaintiff!

[briancopeland77]

bitch is high as whitney... well, not anymore... 

[Ed2033]

black chick is not a bad sort!

[dannyab3]

lol @ black bitch not knowing what prior means

[WWETrishMickiefan]

Soooo......am I the only one who has a shit load of tabs open with JJ videos waiting to be watched??

[gutaitas]

@WWETrishMickiefan I have them on playlists haha

[SuperHungryRabbit]

@WWETrishMickiefan

No you're not :))

[takeaction183]

@WWETrishMickiefan I have To Catch a Predator, the Peoples Court, Judge Judy, Brown, Mathis, Pirro, and Alex in my tabs haha

[gjc82071]

@WWETrishMickiefan Ummm....NO? I have like...1...2....3........6 all together, not including this 1, LOL

[AllPro777]

@WWETrishMickiefan

And your pants are unzipped too, right?

[brooklynlulu]

I usually don't go all out on how I think someone is amazing, especially in Law, but Judge Judy is no act in any sense, this woman can back up anything she does loud and proud. She got that Law, bitch slapped it, made it her own, has an intense presence that is true to the core, wit that is beyond impressive and holds herself so well that no matter how old she is, has one hell of an appeal! Bada Bing!

[EzekielGaming23]

the white guy is high as fuck just look at the way his is moving his mouth defiantly on some shit

[AlmightyZEDANIUM]

Judge Judy is so intelligent, badass and even attractive :D Respect!

[sassyh100]

how will they get a valid hair follicle under all that weave?

[briancopeland77]

@sassyh100 what they do is part the hair over and over til they get to natural hair and remove a hair carefully with the root which will contain the living part of the hair, the cuticle. I have watched it done in a clinic. They can take perspiration too, which will contain remnants of secondary metabolites such as drug related chemicals or salts with excretory waste from the sweat glands

[pinkbubblegum143]

I'm glad I'm not the only one stuck in the JJ YouTube cycle of hell. I only intended to watch ONE episode...but all the related and more from videos called my name to watch them too. Ugh.

[pinkbubblegum143]

So I can't decide....the defendant looks like either a grown up Macauley Culkin, just fatter...or a grown up kid from the movie Uncle Buck.....

[ilyDime]

how the hell were they going to get to her hair ? lol.

[aLeXx1314]

drug dealers are people too..

[MyMindIsEverything]

THE LAWYER IS HIGH RIGHT THE FUCK NOW PAPI :))

[chenakm]

She wants d money thats it... Lol... Cheap client

[sooper2dooper3]

I think the truth of this case is that the black chick gave her lawyer a blowjob but he didn't pay for it.

[StuckInTheSky0]

Drug dealers are people too.

[aLeXx1314]

@StuckInTheSky0 ahh shit I made the exact same comment with u without even seeing it xD..glad to see others share my viepoint though..

[AlexxiiPrincess]

@StuckInTheSky0 not worth spending family money on.

[StuckInTheSky0]

@AlexxiiPrincess What about hamburgers? What about pharamucutical medicine that killed whitney houston? Pride. I see it. False sense of righteousness.

[AlexxiiPrincess]

@StuckInTheSky0 i have no clue what you mean.

[dilwich123]

The whole court looked smashed.

[greifdealer]

its funny to see grown adults in this show and the other judge shows raise their hands when they want to talk. it goes to show how deeply engraved that is throughout school 

[lilic1315]

I fail to believe that she hasn't at the very least hit a blunt. Im sorry.

[annaliese2005]

This case is highly embarassing. enough said

[wightyellow1]

Thumbs up for the blonde behind the plaintiff!

[CSILogic]

Judge Judy sometimes assumes too much. She assumes the girl is speaking with slurred speech. I know this is wrong to say, but there are a few who are so "ghetto" that it even takes over as a kind of accent. And now that she is in a proper forum where she has to speak articulately, it doesn't come out right so well, and she is being careful how she annunciates what she says, i.e. slowly. Not necessarily slurred. But yet so ghetto the she is trying to save her drug dealer boyfriend? Sad.

[annaliese2005]

@CSILogic Yes I think you are right. Sounds like she hasn't really had a lot of communication outside of the ghetto assuming she is from the ghetto (boyfriend sells drugs...  sounds like the hood to me)

[Radman23078]

@CSILogic It wasnt just the slurred Speech, her boyfriend was a convicted drug dealer spending time in prison FOR dealing. Her speech was not only slurred but her answers at times didnt any sense "Erm... Yes... No... Erm.. Yes..." Well which is it? Yes or No?

[Yargus15]

i have never watched judje judy on tv only youtube lol

[H4mm4r3]

@Yargus15 Same here, i've watched a DVD of it tho :)

[chibangin007]

what a cunt judge

[Delmonico42]

Boring. Wish I would have picked a different case to watch.

[Cherry32able]

@Delmonico42 ~ LMAO  I was thinking the same thing!

[jpmwolf91]

4:18 - 25 ROFL @ JJ's face.. "This bitch is stoned.."

[jpmwolf91]

1:34 LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL 

[wayneakrid]

for some reason im surprised that guy didnt have a steven seagal ponytail

[Tzimnewman3]

"Who me, no"

[PhantomLyric]

I know people like her with speech impediments, I don't think she's high. And that lawyer looks and acts awfully like a public defendant I had in a traffic case. He was having gay sex with the state attorney. I'm sure of it. Didn't give 2 shits about his clients. He got cursed on 3 separate occasions in the court room by people he was defending before the hearings started because he was just BAD at talking to people civilly and also he was more interested in cutting deals than your innocence...

[addav79]

"Under the influence of death metal" - CC lol

[irkenequine]

is it weird that I feel like I'm part of a little community with those of us sucked into the awesome black hole that is Judge Judy minisodes?

[xKillerClownx]

@irkenequine Yes...freak. :P

[irkenequine]

@xKillerClownx Then you just haven't watched enough yet, joooin ussss; I feel like I could be a backwoods litigator at this point I've watched so damn many of these and no...end...in sight...

[xKillerClownx]

@irkenequine Oh, I have definitely watched my share of arbitration television, including here on YouTube. I just watch it for the entertainment, how dumb people are (and the fact they want to go on television advertising their stupidity) is considerably amusing, in some sense. I would never watch this crap to learn how to practice law, Judy, like most of the others, is full of crap and too opinionated for a "court" setting. ;P

[irkenequine]

@xKillerClownx I'm an overnight ICU nurse (veterinary) and watch this alllll night long at work. It turns my brain into mush, and I love it. Though if I got caught watching this idiocy I'd get punched in the head, I think.

[christiantjr]

@irkenequine right there with ya :-) I watched one damn episode, and then YouTube started recommending them incessantly. I'm such a sucker. Haha

[ebayisajoke]

he was writing a 420 book..

[ebayisajoke]

McGruber would have settled this mess.. He would have filled her up!..

[OfficialDmack716]

LOL!!! This broad from my city!!!!

[RitchieJake]

what a tacky fucken accent she has.

[chsasc1]

"plubishers"??!!! did i seriously hear that correctly at 4:18?!?!?!?!

[bugg333]

I do plants. I mean plant. Only one plant.

Don't ever do salvia

[izzboxer1996]

@bugg333 Oh my god I remember when I tried that...I thought the goverment was seeing everything I saw and that the world was being sucked in by a black hole..Hoy shit I was crying under my bed...people don't EVER do salvia...

[ECHOHOHOqb]

shes just nervous

[BigRex5]

i do drugs...

[voiceofreason2008]

@BigRex5 well i appreciate your honesty, no need to broadcast it though

[sniperdude2222]

nah nah you see wha ha happen was that my fian..boyfriend gave YOU drugs, judge judy nah nah nah nah im dah judge 

[m0renachula704]

Oh and whats a plubisher, I thought it was publisher... -_-

[m0renachula704]

OMG she is so annoying... and dumb.

[NdaKeekz]

Heroes*

[NdaKeekz]

@HallowsReign23 not all killers are scum...if u walked in on someone raping or attempting to kill a family member of yours and u had the means of killing them u mean to tell me that u wouldn't...if not u r a fool who doesn't feel that their family's life isn't worth saving...also all of the troops we have around the world killing because they were ordered to are considered heels not scum therefore not everyone that kills is looked at as scum in the society we live in.

[futurebestseller84]

so she's mad because the lawyer couldn't magically get her fiance's case thrown out???

ok

[futurebestseller84]

lol...this bitch can't talk

[YankeeBlues21]

Judy's reaction at 04:21 made me laugh way more than it should have

[sneaki602]

The defendant is standing there just fucking laughing in his head

[DeathRot2012]

Click on 'CC' then click on 'Transcribe Audio', what it translates is funny xD

[KateyInRunescape]

@DeathRot2012 lol so inaccurate its stupid

[Darckcloud73]

@DeathRot2012 Hilarious!!!

[DJOM]

@DeathRot2012 funny how most of judge judy's captions are accurate, but the other 2 are way off

[PuffSmelly]

whats wrong with weed

[dancingcat04]

the lawyer looks a lot like my history teacher......ironic as it is, my history teacher is actually a huge pothead....

[mgwtube12]

that lawyer looks straight out of a book

[NUBIANSPACEMONKEY]

the lawyer actually look like a drughead , but yeah thats my opnion :d

[0101Simplyme]

and of course morons make it a race thing. what does her ethnicity have to do with anything. -_- grow up.

[kich88]

Like a true liar...I mean lawyer. What a purebred dick.

[NovaKane78]

she has a lisp - she is stupid when it comes to men but she can't help her lisp

[Pirelliz]

at 4:16" PLUBLISHERS " wtf is that lol

[Jose21Arroyo]

I'm anxious to know the results of the test.

[Jose21Arroyo]

They're both junkies!

[HallowsReign23]

All lawyers do drugs... How else do you think they can get through the day defending murderers and rapists? They really are soulless. I don't give a shit about law, what kind of person defends killers? You have to completely turn off all feelings that the human body is capable of to get up in front of a judge and defend scum.

[AJ100885]

@HallowsReign23 You make it sound so simple in your perfect little world. Did you know that innocent people are convicted of crimes they didn't commit? The world's not as easy as you make it seem you spoiled little brat!!!!

[HallowsReign23]

@AJ100885 I'm hated for telling the truth. Big shock huh? Yeah, a lot of innocent people are accused of crimes they didn't do, but guess what? If you put yourself in a position that allows yourself to be accused of such a crime, then you're just as guilty as the people that actually did the crime. Judges can tell when you're lying, that's why they are the Judge... They didn't become a Judge for nothing. And see, at least I didn't fall to your level of calling people names, which gives me credit.

[AJ100885]

@HallowsReign23 If you put yourself in a position that allows yourself to be accused of such a crime, then you're just as guilty as people that actually did the crime?

I would argue with you but it's obvious that you're just trying to create some stupid e-war by saying nonsense like that. Naive and naive.

[HallowsReign23]

@AJ100885 Again, I'm hated for telling the truth. Big surprise. I'm not the one that is trying to start an "e-war". I stated my peace, you are continuing the arguement for no reason. It's obvious you have, or know someone who has committed a crime which is why you are so defensive. My reason for continuing this "e-war" is that I am a law student and I follow in the steps of great Judges. What is your reason? I am proud of you for not name-calling however. That's a big step for you, I can tell...

[ricardobgomez]

Wut Do You Expect From Black People !!!!

[Miavine]

"they didn't understand anything he was saying, he was mumbeling" DO you hear yourself right now?! haha

[jimbojamesIV]

Is the lawyer really wearing a tie with the name of the Lord?

If so, I'd say he's trying to influence the Judge, as a known believer.

[wegotpokermoney]

they didn't have no witness rofl

[flyrock45]

...a lawyer that doesn't do drugs LOL

[unlimited647096]

You're black, he's an attorney. Case dismissed.

[BoatManBeats]

Daddies money makin' more drug dealers.... -sigh-

[GamersWelcome]

stupidsh badsh lishp...

[1funybunny]

@Sharkbait450

Hahahaa ,

laughfthhh my assthh offith !

Bravo Sharkman~!

[LoveIsGrand00]

P looks like a younger version of that one reality chic named new york who was on that vh1 show with flavor flav, the guy who wears a clock around his neck.

[BboyArmo]

dude the defendant looks like a villain from batman, i just don't know which one

[BboyArmo]

what the fuck is wrong with her?

[mjd35805]

She knew he was drug dealer.

[gtlip]

they both are fucked up!!! just smashed

[MrPineappleHero]

to be honest they both seem like they are high on somethin...............

[unbridledenthusiasm]

This shows something that is too common -- a nice (if not exactly smart) girl who gets wrapped up with a bum who isn't man enough to take care of himself and his family, so this girl sticks her neck out on the line for him.

[weshallhaveharmony]

she had dope before coming to court

what the heck is "PLUBISHERS"

[frankyboynyc]

LOOK AT YA FACE WHEN SHE SAYS "ACTED ME FOR A CIGAVETTE" @7:26.

[kkcrucial99]

her bf is a terrible drug dealer if he doesnt have money to pay for a lawyer

[loveandbel0ved]

number one, he looks toasted as fuck.. so that could be an indicator that he mighta been high at that trial. Buuut, she looks pretty fuckin baked herself hahahah

[jiggajop]

he wuth movin aroun fundlin' - 10:47

[nellie2581]

I like when Judge Judy keeps saying in all the court cases "Um is not an answer".

[nellie2581]

Maybe she's a user

[Riotmakertk]

This guy looks like a dodgy laywer that's for sure. Anyhow this woman is still an idiot and seems to be quite high, just not weed (doesn't usually slur speech).

[knis2me2]

@Riotmakertk You know from experience? Hahaha JK

[Deejenutz]

A drug dealing book writer?! WHAAAAT!?!

[HowToDoCalculus]

really? you are going to sue a LAWYER while HIGH?? What a dumb whore this one is. Even a second rate lawyer will win without much preparation.

The only thing this dumb bitch should be doing is sucking on my dick with that juicy lips of her, instead of filing lawsuits.

[WarmachineX]

That guy must have been doing weed to help kick her doughnut habit...

[weshallhaveharmony]

@WarmachineX "her"?

looks like your "he/she's" are a bit off.

[Iris2nd]

what were the results of the plantiffs and defendants drug tests?

[got2strpk]

@Iris2nd JJ was just talkin shit :P

[darrell5534]

Hehe... they put a cool light on her and a hot one on him. It is like they are trying to make him sweat and get aggravated or something.

[TheRevolutionYeah]

I love how she tries to rat out the defendant for smoking and her snitching ass gets owned.

[JoEbYX]

4:15 He sends his manuscripts to plubishers.

[xkhan]

@JoEbYX so you heard that too, great. Thought I became slightly retarded after watching all these judge judy videos.

[GottaLoveTaySwift13]

Why does the guy keep smiling..oh my God lol

[pinkelafant]

@GottaLoveTaySwift13 because he's done this many times before lol

[sydney4911]

She toasted...