I Object! Now Run Tell That!

[Brewtechik]

The dizziest bitch?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[daylemia]

.....ur...i need more people like u in my life..lol

[VooDooJuicy]

That dick was spread too thin for me. Church say Amen!

[DACNewsNetwork]

I DIED at the end when he said Wilbur... It was SO unexpected.

[asianeyedbeauty]

lol alot of people think alicia is gay

[pocapaypay]

sooo i LOVE the way you speak pure logic, reason and sense and what we are all thinking...but in such and FANTASTIC way.... #LOVE YOU....

[AngelicaMJJ]

Wilburt from Charletts Web!!! LOL, Oh wow, so funny.

[LoveAG123]

I love you. With a burning passion In my soul. :)

[joygirl09]

I don't understand why everybody gets on the females head when cleary Swizz Beats was the one who said I do..Alicia Keys never went to a church and walked down the aisle with Mashonda, Swizz Beats did.! Therefore he she be held more accountable for messing up his marriage with Mashonda then AK becuz he was the one who was married not AK.

[pocapaypay]

@joygirl09 - you know why...it's because we can see that Swizz Beats (and to generalize, when all dirty/low down trashy men) are the pieces of garbage that they are and so we DON'T EXPECT GOOD TO COME FROM GARBAGE. Alicia was held to a higher standard. she was the fresh talented prodigy from harlem turning the music industry around w/ clean soul-- and then she goes and stolls onto the farm w/ the rest of the chickenheads..SMH. THAT'S WHY. we expected more from her and were let down. oh well.next

[NicolaKRichardson]

@pocapaypay

"Farm with the rest of the chicknheads"

I understand what you are saying and I apologize in advance,but this right here has me HOLLERING.

Thank you for the laugh.

[godsson231]

"The Dizziest Bitch on the Red carpet" i'm freakin DONE!!!!!!! roflmao hahahahahahahahahha

[HnHBlkM]

Fury!! LOL where the hell were you when halle berry and some of them other "bad ass girls" were getting with their men??? they could have used you then too!

[Terrell060]

Yes!! I thought I was only one who thought she was a lesbian!!!

[enmoorer]

I truly love your videos. We are on the same page about everything. Love you!

[freshie32]

WHOOOOAA niggah hold up, don't hate on my girl alicia keys, yes swiss beatz is the ugliest thing in the music industry, and he looks like mr.potato head, but alicia keys can turn dirt to gold, and can turn swiss to trey songz, alicia keys is one of the sexiest things god ever choose to create, and her music is beautiful. if yall really worried about personal decisions why is no one worried about the fact that lil way raps about eating a girl out in every song

[shequitab]

"lend a helping fist"

[thegoddess02]

i always thought she was gay too. shes just the kinda chick that would try to holler @ me. i never liked her or her demonically inspired music. and i caught that "slip up" when u said beaks instead of beats.

[supersonicHipster]

Wow Swizz Beats is a dick!

[MichaelL59]

blue cantrel though????? im soooooo dead right now

[shenababyy]

ahhhhhhhhh i cant breath DID HE SAY WILBUR FROM CHARLOTTE WEB #DEAD

[HtownMahogany]

@shenababyy OK! ROTFL!

[p0eticdr3am]

"....lend a helping fist" #GONE

[FLA20GYRL]

ha..on to da next 1....ctfu

[URacrackhead88]

THANK YOU...A NEW FAN LOVE HOW YOU KEEP IT 100%

[tyger521]

You said " Wilbur from Charlotte's Web" You know you wrong, but you said what everybody was thinking!

[kjeneen]

U BETTA PREACH!!!

[iekhoury]

NOT WILBUR FROM CHARLOTTE'S WEB! #DEAD

[RealTeenShit]

you can kiss the fatest part of my ass XD classic

[FlashyStar21]

"put the whole shit to rest and leave it for dead....*pause* " ooooh boy ure funnie as fuck

[jrmetmoi]

Wilbur from Charlotte's Web ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa  XD

[jrmetmoi]

Preach Fury! I tried to tell my friend about the patterns of people and the patterns of life but it's like she straight up doesn't believe me or she thinks I'm speaking Chinese! Sweet Fanny Adams!

[MsFrisco87]

You got me dyin' over here, lol



[iris55adr]

"You flew your dumbass across seas with Swiss beats and his big ass nose...." ROFLMAO!!!!

[BlkAmerPncS]

I couldn't have agree with you more. Did she wrote that song "Karma"? Messing with someone husband is wrong. I don't even like her home wreaking ass anymore.

[Trapher2]

I agree as well



[poopinmymouthilikeit]

i have always felt the same about mizz keys... lez-bot.

[leyannchannell]

I agree....

[Mizzizz911]

i still think shes a lesbian toooooooooooooo.. im not convinced

[TheMisstmarie]

ummm...AGREED! WHAT~! <3

[hotaries29]

@TrinaBinaBaby

[Sonaturallycool]

TI and Wilbur.

[iluvjoejonas1453]

A badd-ass Ed Hardy outfittttttttt !!! omg i'm slain .

[kimnikia04]

I have always thought she was a lesbian..sorry

[aylix89]

i dont care how famous they are. AK is home wreaking garbage. Swizz is worthless and poor excuse for a husband and father. they deserve each other but its a shame they reproduced. i hope mashonda doesnt become bitter and finds someone who will treat her with more respect and is a better example to her kids

no i dont feel upset because lawrence is famous. i feel sorry for any person who is so desperate for fame they would do that. i feel sorry for any parent whose child is in that industry

[NettieDaDiva]

@banditgirl my lil sis said the same thing about Swizz Beats. Lmbo!

[anae1999]

THIS NIGGA SAID WILBER FRM LIL SHARLETS WEBB BUT SHE DO LOOK LIKE A pigg doe

[anae1999]

LOL

[donklue]

but the question is why do you think alicia keys is a lesbian?

and not just because she is Laurence Fishbournes daugheter but it is also that the situation is public.

[TrinaBinaBaby]

"Mangle her pussy..." WHOO LAWRD!!!! *dead*

[DeeCheetahGyal]

LMFAO, and wilbir from charlettes web!

[banditgrl]

I've always said swizz beats looks like Gonzo. I think that's the most accurate description.... haha

[Zozodiabla]

U got to be d dizziest bitch on this planet. Oh my F*cking Word What lol lol lol!!!!

[Zozodiabla]

@Zozodiabla oops Red Carpet!!!

[girlplz]

LMAOOOO Wilbert!!!

[MsBreezyB35]

prefers a fish box over a sausage!!! *DEAD*

[syddubi]

lmao he said Wilbert

[syddubi]

" you've got to be the dissiest bitch on the red carpet" LOL DIED

[imacdiva]

You had me at Wilbur from Charlotte's Web. I had to subscribe.

[ThezLez]

But if your first supposition is in fact true (which I totally believe/ hope to be true) then the last issue isn't really a problem because she's just looking for a sperm donor...

[CMcCail]

ROTFL "A BAD ASS ED HARDY OUTFIT!" LOL

[eightwo1]

fish box instead of italian sausage lol hahahaa

[killianzfinest]

lmao not "alicia keys gunna be fallin' in and out of love and sleeping with a broken heart"

[deannaraines]

DiCK sLANG(iNG) 

[aijalaann]

shut upp

[DCyfer]

Wilbur from Charlotte's Web! *dies*

subbed.

[MONET31591]

dick slanging all across the kingdom!!  LMAOOO!!

[liveelovelaugh1]

...odds are you're gonna be on Jerry Springer

[ilovejayceon]

you have got to be the dizziest dumb bitch on the red carpet today

[rtoriq]

Ppl keep saying he's going to do the same thing. i really can't see that bc he was/is so star-struck. He's basically some dummy who's on some "Wow Alicia start an organization n shyt, that's so coo tho. Wow Alicia got rich friends, that's so coo tho...." that if anything was to happen, she'd be the 1 to break it up bc, well, Alicia > Swizz, in mainstream. But she looks like a really patient person, so contrary to what everyone thinks, i think this dumb ass cpl is staying together for a good min.

[frenchiedee]

I think she is too.

[Alexsh2010]

LOL wilbur from charlotte's web you are too much!!!

[Abbygale536]

I love your personality!!

you can have a class act AND still be cool at the same time...I know thats not unusual but the way you do it.....its the coolest swag ive ever seen!!!!!!!! lol :)

[tchase504]

lol " you can kiss the fattest part of my ass "

[LaPotraBellaca]

the christmas video he did was fuckin hilarious

[Brittanynic16]

LOL You were wrong for the Wilbur comment.

[MochaMo14]

LMAO @ dick slinging. Too funny.

[PrinceImhotep3]

LOLLOLOLO Did he say "Chun Li Thighs"!!!

[slipnslideee]

"congrats to T.I. and Wilbur from 'Charlotte's Web' - they got married this weekend also." FLOOR!!!!

[slipnslideee]

"You've got to be the dizziest bitch on the red carpet today."

[slipnslideee]

"Swizz Beak"

[CharlotteDawn2010]

lol, i love u. did he just say 2 tragic negros? lol. i LOVE YOU.

[iamreanne]

"YOU HAVE 2 B THE DIZZIEST BITCH ON THE RED CARPET!" (CLASSIC)

[backto1960]

DEAD @ EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO. DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

[HealthyHairByLady]

I knew he was married, but I had no idea about the 2 random baby mamas. I'm not impressed with Alicia Keys as an artist. I disliked her homewrecking ways, but I REALLY don't care for her now that I know she's mentally insufficient.

[MJH253]

Well i think you like men .

[larriale]

you are hilarious!!! "he'll be on to the next on on to the next one!!" lol but u tell it like it is!

[TheMidwestPrincess]

"At the end of the day you all look like a bunch of sad, tragic, ghetto ass, street basic bitches." LMAO, I nominate, Kid Fury, the King of Joaning.

[MrsShataraP]

omg ! I freakiinqq love u ! lol u always speak the truth nd keep me dyiing laughiinq !

[yellagazagirl]

congratulations to T.I. and Wilbur from Charlottes Web. lmfaoooooo

[hellokittykat50]

so true and funny

freakin love you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pnayintegragyrl]

**i think that alicia keys prefers a fish box over an italian sausage and youre not gonna do anything to make me feel any different...im sorry**

LOL!! love it!!!! <3

[pipy05]

Oh no you didn't ahah that was fun. I think ima watch your other vids.

[ladyt2131]

I love your videos cuz not only do you give fantasitic opions about things but you GIVE THE FACTS. Thank you for that.

[lolobmackin]

lol i love it !! i love you for tis .. love your personality

[miszreese]

Alicia Keys is a damn lesbian.

I don't know why she is putting

on this front like she's straight!

Swizz Beatz nose is fucking

enormous. ugh @ this marriage.

[wanderingstarz69]

I so agree. Everyone's giving Alicia shit, but they gotta realize Swizzy's a damn dog too.

[Tigger69er]

didnt think of it like that ... so freaken true lol preach brudddaaa preach

[ohsobeautiful21]

AMEN!!!

[habdi2]

swiss beak i mean swiss beats looooooooooooool

[missjanasd]

"on to the next on on to the next one" lmao

[MsSparkles18]

lol lol y u think she is a lesbian tho....lol

[toila]

lmmfao!! im sorry i just had to suscribed!!!

[mamaluv1]

uve got to b the dizzest bitch on the red carpet..lmao

[ngawarrior09]

On to the next one...lmao!

[crazychild250]

4:48-5:28 lol

[stylecollective]

*dead like elvis from laughing*

[iamELLLEINAD]

wait wait....lmfao i was not prepared for the ending!! so weak!!

[clazzofoeight]

I totally agree with all this video. :)

[Letmeb29]

I used to have so much respect for Alicia until she pulled this bullshit....i thought she was better than that cause how she used to preach about women should stick together & women this & women that...disgust

[mzlavonne]

OMGosh.. "Big ass nose". AK is a switch hitter. I do hope the best for her. Love your channel. You have a new fan. 

[SpokenFreeENT]

On to the next on-on to the next one! *lives and dies

[SpokenFreeENT]

* Lives and dies

[ladywattah]

I love your vids! the best there is!

[kat2ukit]

ITA, she loves the fish and is frontin' on the sausages! haha

[r3velNm3]

haha-- she likes "the fish box over the Italian sausage" --wow

[fshndiva]

so kid fury i absolutely love u.! I really love the way u talked about befriending gays and people of that nature because my bff is bisexual. but i also have an suggestion..look up this rapper called MTV riff raff. he is straight out the window garbage!! u should really talk about him n his out the hood dancers. i'm in the mood for a gud laugh lol.

-luv ya.!

[tatyanadbest]

Subscribe! lol

You had me from the beginning of the video with " I still think that Alicia Keys is a Lesbian" haha

[DakotaFlame69]

@TheFuryTV Ok...Hey...just had 2 pause the vid for a sec. Mashonda is an ARTIST of some kind?? Or does she just know all the 1, 2, 3 hit wonders U just named? Just wanna know *confused Kanye 'Power' video face* *presses play*

[LEECHAMBERLIN]

Kid is on the money. Men do not change.

[msgonzo10]

4 kids w/ 4 different women is just sloppy, sloppy, regardless of how much money you have. I still like A. Keys' music but I won't be surprised or sympathetic if he does to her what he did to Mashonda - you're right - you being the baddest b*tch isn't going to make a tiger change its stripes . . .

[jdiva216]

"...Wilbur from Charlotte's web." You know you ain't right... :)

[ladiebyrd]

I have been saying that she was a lesbian! I'm glad I am not the only one lol

[jamaicangrl14]

i really lost my respect for a.keys.she seemed to present herself as such a lady when in actuality she is no better than a homewrecking groupie. real talk.i hope she got what she wanted. but believe karma is real

[lilevercKlear]

tehehehe! I love you fury I really do

[RGonzo8020]

Tell it like it is...LOL. 

[RANDYOCTAVIAN]

You Are HILARIOUS!!

[daavonqueen]

tell em baby, you can't change ANYONE, they change themselves in their own timing, don't matter how good ur snatch is!

[darealthickness]

And don't forget the first baby mama was while he was married to Mashonda. So he ended up getting three women pregnant while he was married to Mashonda. If that doesn't make you run for the hills (and to the nearest clinic) I don't know what will.

[GullahGyal]

I agree 100%, you would think that Alicia would have gotten advice from her friends or family to just leave Swizz alone but maybe she just really wants to get some hits out of him. I don't forsee this marriage to work out. I'm not trying to hate but this dude has a bad record and Alicia is too old to have not realized that he is a bad choice for a husband. P.S. My Cousin thinks that Tiny looks more like a treasure troll, lol

[kitten112481]

The old saying goes: "The way you get em is the way you'll lose em." So there you go. Kid Fury continue to PREACH!!! 

[mzfureshnerd]

a fishbox over a an Italian sausage . . . lmfaooo

[maniiminaj94]

OMG u had me lauqhinq da whole video u should have yur own show!!!! lhh.

[threeblue]

oh my...Wilbur...I'm dead

[FATAND2CUTE]

Oh my goodness i got weak kneed when you called tiny wilbur i just cant even take it LMFAO!!!!!!!

[cocomama76]

I love you Kid. lol

[90mv]

LOLLLLL wilbur that's soooo deep

[DopeNerdd]

from the bottom of my little black heart . . . omq WILBUR ! hell nawww ! i cant stop lauqhinq ! damn yu !! aha ♥

[kkgemini86]

Damn straight! I knew a girl who went around our high school telling people she was going to be a stripper and that's what she wanted to do with our life. No one said a damn thing but because this chick is a celebrity's daughter, it's like hell broke loose! Crazy lol.

[LiveWire1908]

lol... I love you.

[NinjaMonkey444]

You have the ringtone. Fury you ain't hitting on s***! I love you! *muah* May the Fierce be with you!

[lonelyladyinblue]

"Lend a helping fist"!! Loving it!! Am I the only one to think that Swizz looks like the "humanoid rat", Splinter, from the Ninja Turtle?

Public Service Announcement: Condoms and Birth Control are still in existence.

I love ya Fury!

[XhimomX]

Swizz Beak! HAHA, imma use that.

[blockbusta101]

I JUS GOT UP OFF THE FLOOR FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.......U SPEAK THE TRUTH DEAD ON!!! LOVE U FURY!!! U MAKE MY DAY.

[msjlh70]

did he say "lend a fist?!" oh i think i have a headache from laughing at this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lololololololololololol

[rainbowpills]

what the FUCK dude, i didn't know all that background info about alicia and swizz.....messed up. you are hilarious as hell, keep speaking the truth

[candace23456]

Thanks for the Background Info I Have Lost a Lof of respect for Alice Keys

[ohsotoshhie]

I want that ringtone lmaoooo... the porn thing is too true

[texasfynest1711]

My favorite part: "A good weave, good lacefront, a badass Ed Hardy outfit ain't gon change them." Bahahahahahahaa! HILARIOUS!!

[mmhnma]

So True!

[maymajesty]

I.H.A.T.E.U! This was too funny and yet so true. Every last word...

[jgilyard]

i love you and quit you all at the same time. bwahahahahahha _flatline_ a bunch of them r&b girls who ain't doing nothing. lol whew.

[senkamegami]

"a bad ass ed hardy outfit isn't gonna be the change" true words of wisdom

[kiresenoj]

I LOVE AND LIVE 4 KID FURY!!!!!

[sirensosexy]

lol did u say swizz beak?

[KahKrystalLynn]

Thank you ive been saying this all along..

[decetra]

i love u....love da video!

[BossyBry]

the hands. . . the faces. . . the realness; I just die at all these videos.

You da best.

[AlannaGabby]

I giggled through the whole video but I lost my composure with Wilbur. LOL.

[0001265175]

Lmao Every video you make is hilarious keep it going!

[donte12356]

i live for this nigga comments! omg yall have no idea!!!

[minacakes00]

:D <---- my face the whole video! subscribing now!!

[scooby15093]

This is why I love you!!!

[frau4bzna]

subscribing! you're too funny!

[dadaguiar]

LIFE!!! that is what you give me! LIFE!

[ch77vy]

lmao!!!!! "the dizziest bitch on the red carpet"... wow

[urfutured3stiny]

lmfaooooooo

wilbur.

ha

love you.

[meomy011]

Omg Wilbur really you had to go there lmfao my goodness and I'm really disappointed in Alicia like I thought she was actually smart but this decision was dumb as hell. I was rooting for homegirl I thought she was one of those women with beauty and brains and maybe she is and this is just a fucked up decision or she's doing it for the baby but damn baby mama no. 4 uhm uhm uhm SAD. You are so right on about Lawrence's daughter though it is unfortunate. Make more videos please : )))

[ladonnanichole]

"you flew yo dumb ass across the water with this man and his big ass nose" LMAO

[jb1amore]

lmao hahahahahaha!!!! Cassie, Blu Cantrell and all the rest of them R&B girls dat aint doin nothin lmfao hahaha!!!!!

[msbabycakes79]

Damn! you know you wrong for calling that girl Wilbur!

Love, Love, LOVE your blog, your videos (which you don't do enough of) and your take on this world and all its fuckery.

You are dead on about Alicia. Acting like a chicken-head isn't going to make people think you're not gay. It's going to make people think you're stupid and gay, dummy. And as someone said before: If you marry a man who cheats, then you married a man who cheats. Good luck with that.