Top 10 Dumbest Indiana Jones Moments

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

I love the scene in Indy 3 where Sean Connery chases the birds with his umbrella, I still laugh my ass off after all these years. But I know this list is just for laughs.

[monk529]

The plane was out of gas but it explodes?!?

[cammerytzar]

another would have been indie and his dad get Hitler to sign his journal

[ZPM7]

You don't have to be a nuclear physicist to know that Indy should have been pulverized inside of that fridge.Seriously, did you see how much that thing bounced? His ribs should have been sticking out of his eye sockets.

[ghostriderx101]

8:32

[6545111]

4:54 NUKETOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrwhippy101]

Its not meant to be realistic so why do people still complain ?

[DaL33T5]

@mrwhippy101

People generally have limits on how UNrealistic a film can be for them. In this case, people believe the infamous Refrigerator scene jumped the shark.

[HOTWADOFMEAT]

"It's a fucking owl!"

Someone should do a 5 minute loop of that part...

[GauchoEnMoto]

Argentina, yo vivo ahí :D

[TheSkaterboyexpert]

wow ok u think ur soooo cool pointing out stuff from indiana jones... for ur information the indiana jones movies is the most awesomest thing in the WORLD!! indiana jones is a better person than u will ever be!

[eminem4life65]

Do areview for " The Warriors" the 1973 verson based of the novel

[FanboyzSuck]

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE INDIANA JONES IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[lhrmeonom]

If you didn't notice, in #10, the guy holding the knife held it upside down when the camera cut to him.

[stevo728822]

A true movie historian.

[greenflashbat]

Indy 4 sucked, horrible action, horrible story and worst of all, horrible acting from old harry ford. aliens and fridges aside.

[iiTzzNorway]

Just because I know hundreds of people said this but number ten is passable because she could have ran in stood next to the door and when the guy ran in... SMACKED him in the head causing him to fall backwards on his back. :3

[GenChance1]

I guess this is now

(puts on glasses)

''MONKEY BUSINESS''

[Footy4Life7]

Lol number 3 was parodied on family guy

[kvikaas]

AVGN!

[DoubleD7823]

What about the alien sequence at the end of the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?

Now that was stupid

[ThumbBeforeFinger]

I think he survived the Tank by grabbing the bush because 1# There is a small black figure above meaning he jumped and 2# he wasn't seen on the tank

[339bailey]

Number 5 Nuke Town

[haters123]

@339bailey omfg will people stop talking about that shit kiddie console series COD?

[michaelundert]

were half of the moments from crystal skull? lol

[TheDarkNeonHero]

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[TheDarkNeonHero]

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[TheDarkNeonHero]

"But today, Audiences are far more critical, have less imagination, and aren't as willing to suspend their disbelief. and THAT is the death of cinema" couldn't have said it better myself James. What EVER happened to just enjoying a movie? do we really need to spit out shit over something in a movie that is "Far-fetched and corny"

PEOPLE! YOUR GREATEST CLASSICS INCLUDE A GIANT RADIATED LIZARD THE BREATHS ATOMIC BREATHS, TIME MACHINES MADE OUT OF DELOREONS, A KILLER THAT KILLS PEOPLE (continued)

[TheBlueExplosion9000]

xD The way she reacted to the owl you think it was the owl from ocarina of time.

[Warhawk0602]

I really wish that stupid blonde bitch died.

Lady only here cause she humping director.

[Farkas4444]

By the way, James Bond is a remake of an old English murder series (I can't remember the name of it). Indiana Jones is based on 3 historical people: A German scientist, looking after the holy grail, a British explorer, and one person, that I can't remember. Oh, and that's why I love Indiana Jones: it's like a film from the 30's, I never thought, that it's actually based on them.

[mikieson]

The only real clip I agree with is the jungle swing. The rest can be written off as classic Indy awesomeness...I happen to love KOTCS as much as the original 3. All classic awesome movies..

[SardaukarPrime]

I understand that Lucas loves speed and racing and owned a hot rod when he was younger and whatever,but that opening with the kids in the hot rod sure came off as dumb.

[IndianaJonesfans09]

What about Tintin? Speilburg said after learning about Tintin, he threw some elements from the comics into "Temple" and "Crusade".

[bononcrusher2]

Lol, Chicken Dance.

[Disneythievesrock]

They actually went through the research and, according to the physicists, as long as Indiana Jones didn't break his neck, he could have survived. They even show us that the fridge was lead lined.

[JReed1985]

My favourite Indiana Jones movies are in this order.

1. Last Crusade

2. Temple of Doom

3. Raiders of the Lost ark

Kingdom of the Crystal skull doesn't count.

[SuperToastin]

@JReed1985 And why doesn't it count? Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a good Indiana Jones movie.

[JReed1985]

@SuperToastin I couldn't like it sorry, I didn't hate if because of the alines and nuclear bomb scene but because I can't stand Shia Lebouf and I hated why they put too much CGI in.

[SuperToastin]

@JReed1985 I agree, but I still like it because it had a lot of action and didn't have a dumbass like Willie from Temple. I would still consider it an Indiana Jones movie, but it's tied with Temple for my least favorite.

[JReed1985]

@SuperToastin yeah I respect your opinion on that mate, I do think Kingdom of the Crystal skull got judged unfairly and it's not half bad if you take Shia Lebouf out the picture.

[J5MARLON]

I think movies symbolic rational or how Corman point of disbelief theory. If you make it humorist, ppl will approach it as Willie screams all the way down the raft is better than surviving a atom bomb. I would've got indy in the car with the soviets and drove out of the blast. Alas I dont make movies I just watch them. 

[MagicRealism1]

I think they did that falling raft one on mythbusters.

[HelloFade2]

72 people should try reading books instead of burning them!

[coconut4595]

When you have to shoot shoot don't stop and fight him

[comma1138]

@coconut4595 wonder if anyone gets your reference here?

[kewlbreez77]

@coconut4595 ... looks like someone knows his The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly lines... :-)

[Samisawesomeguy]

The fridge nuke was cool.

[sonuva2003]

Tank goes over the cliff. Indy grabs some root in the nick of time. Indy climbs the few feet or so to solid ground.

[Thegadgetman16]

@sonuva2003 And you don't see him do so because it's concealed by the dust cloud generated by the tank tracks.

[sonuva2003]

@Thegadgetman16 Right on. As great as he is James would benefit from thinking twice once in a while. Maybe he's better now.

[Niko2222221]

i heard they actually might make a 5th one.

[cordn8er]

The reason he shot the guy was actually his idea he was sick that day and asked if instead of fighting ,yes he was supposed to fight, just shoot. When you have to shoot shoot don't sword fight

[doctorwho3600]

just for the record, indi was already immortal thanks to the holy grail, the fridge was just there to prevent him from being to badly injured.

[evilmonkeykillbot]

WTF NUKETOWN?!?!

[cavad]

I want Jackie Chan amour of god 3

[matt420norris]

the number 1 scene made me laugh my ass off as a kid.

[0428733]

I really cant tell why crystal skull was so stupid.

[LegionIscariot]

Jock! Start the engine! Start the motherfcking engine, Jock!

[thehooning]

What's so far-fetched about frightening birds to fly up into the path of an oncoming plane? Birds that get hit by planes cause death all the time. It'd been more ridiculous if he threw the umbrella up and took out the plane.

[elway0798]

@thehooning LMAO so true.. Birds fly into the engines a lot more than ppl think.. And it will crash ur plane just ask Cpt. Sulley who had to land his plane (passenger plane) in the Hudson river.. Cause of engine failure..? Canadian geese.. .

[brothermoth]

@elway0798 Go Geese! The terror's of the sky! Mwuahahah! But in all seriousness, when Jones Sr. was scaring up the seagulls, the music fit so well with his voice...and it actually made me die laughing.

[elway0798]

@brothermoth LOL

[lhrmeonom]

@elway0798 Aren't plane engines built today are set to withstand birds? I see videos of them testing with frozen chickens and the blades were ripping them apart!

[elway0798]

@lhrmeonom Google Wiki whatever u use.. The reason Captain Sulley or Flight 1549's emergency landing in the Hudson river.. Quote from wiki on flight 1549... "Shortly after taking off, Sullenberger reported to air traffic control that the plane had hit a large flock of birds, disabling both engines."

[aidenmccloskey]

@elway0798 It's actually incredibly rare for such a thing to happen, however it has been known to happen. Think of the odds, tens of thousands of planes travel each day all over the world. How many of those plane engines are blown up because of flying birds per year? Almost never. Winning the lottery is more likely.

[elway0798]

@aidenmccloskey I know in retrospect to all aircraft in air the chance is small to nil. But it still happens... But when Mr. Jones has a flock larger than the one that put that jet in the Hudson.. Its not a top 10 "dumb moment" actually given the situation it was a genius thought.. But of course Connery running with an umbrella looks wacked..

[aidenmccloskey]

@elway0798 I fully agree with you. Also, I believe the #1 pick wasn't 'the dumbest' Indiana Jones moment he could have picked at all. Crystal Skull deserved it - whether it was the nuclear explosion, the monkeys or the terrible dialogue.

[AmbitionsOfMan]

Owls are scary as shit though...

[ojiisanhikui]

In re the Indy 3 "cliffhanger" scene: I always figured that Indy jumped off the back of the tank while the camera was far enough away to watch the rest of the tank go over the edge. That would explain how he survived (he wasn't on the tank when it went over) as well as why we didn't see him get off (we were too far away).

[four8split]

4:58 looks like nuketown lol

[paralixis4500]

Hillchris1234 because you dont have imagination dumb

[regismo]

Raiders of the lost ark is pretty good, The last crusade is absolutely Great...

But years killed The Temple of Doom. In 1984 it was good... When I saw it the first time when I was a kid, in 94 or 95 I think, it was good. Now, in 2011 it's... unwatchable.

[HillChris1234]

Crystal Skull was a piece of dog shit.

[shadowholguin]

james i am glad u didnt include the alien scene because that one wasnt stupid it made sense since apparently there can be ghosts, voodoo dolls that work,and surviving nuclear bombs by being in a freg,but not aliens? i dont like those people who thinks that part is stupid

[scarface12347]

I loved that one scene in last crusade with the plane in the tunnel, he was like "wtf you guys...." BOOM!

[Cameroo]

Crystal Skull was a better movie then people give it credit for being. I really enjoyed it. Flaws and all.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

There is a movie called China? That's like a Country named Fargo.

[legendofzeldaalways]

you should have put in how in Raiders of the Lost Ark the *cold blooded* snakes move *away* from the fire.

[Lostprophetzzz]

@legendofzeldaalways yes... because snakes are inflammable?

they didn't want to get burned...

[LocoRico89]

7 is pretty good in my opinion...Indy always looking at his dad as useless or no good but his dad proved him wrong

[SergeantPyrocrab]

I thought the fridge nuke scene was one of the best things from that movie. Whatever, everyone has their own opinion.

[hazzerwill]

Wait, dosnt indiana jones just jump off the tank at the last minuite?

[paralixis4500]

At last somebody that likes a little the 4th movie i was complaining about the Batman Begins movie like you and really the 4th movie is good and discust the other movies is good

[slaidification]

Lesson learned: use forgotten cliches to make things appear original.

[legomastr1]

i thought indiana jones 4 was a great movie for what it was, an entertaining movie

[Masterpivot292]

@legomastr1

Me too, I liked it.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@legomastr1 Me too. I hate when moviegoers take their films for granted.

[blackopsc0n]

@legomastr1 It was ok, just like The Phantom Menace, if you don't pay attention. Sure there are good moments in them, but they also have awful moments in them. Everyone knows that The Phantom Menace sucks and if you take a sophisticated stance to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, you will get why everyone(almost everyone) hates it.

[TheDomtar]

@legomastr1 Amen brother!!! Indy is indy is indy, I WOULD LOVE ANOTHER MOVIE!!!! :)

[ErenorDotCom]

@legomastr1 Your opinion is wrong.

[Cheeselord123]

@legomastr1 it would have been an amazing movie if shia le bouf wasn't in it. He ruins every movie he is in

[shotgun045]

Indy is the dogs name. BOOM!

[mco119]

Also..how is it a mystery about how he got off the tank in IJ3? He did what is commonly referred to as "jumping." Presumably he got back on his feet right as the tank careened off the cliff, then jumped and managed to grab one of the roots growing from the rock face. Sure, it's unlikely...but it's pretty clear that is what is being implied. No mystery.

[ThrowntoReality]

@mco119 Whatever, it's still just a movie. Movies are all about FUN. I can't believe people STILL complain about the nuclear bomb in Crystal Skull!!

How about the next film? Let's make it realistic. "Indiana Jonas and the Corrupt Byrocrats", anyone?

[mco119]

There's nothing dumb about taking out a plane with a flock of birds. "Bird-strike" has brought down a great many aircraft over the years, from jet fighters to airliners..that Me-109 would certainly have had a major problem.

[cordn8er]

I agree indiana jones is never realistic its about fantisy action comedy and crazy escapes I know and exept that and I'm 13 the only one at school who watches classic movies just sayin and for the love of everything stop nitpicking and watch the freaking movie

[JustinHscooters7]

The indiana jones movies are some of the best movies and you find little scenes to make fun of wow

[ToastedFetus]

Ford didn't fight the guy because he had a cold. They had a fight scene ready but he was sick. 

[amaxamon]

Ridiculous female stereotype? You don't know many women, do you? That scene's practically a documentary. In fact, in the making-of doco, the actress testifies to displaying all of these traits during the filmmaking!

[Creaturelover18]

@amaxamon But you can't disagree that she was the most annoying character(besides shortround) in the entire franchise, right?

[ZyioScalebane]

Title is a typo, it's supposed to be Top 10 most memorable awesome moments. This guy is retarded lol

[1138jec]

I get the Crystal Skull references, but birds will totally take out a plane. Even modern aircraft can't get past this. I would've done the same, Jones Sr. is a brilliant badass!

[TheMarvelousDC]

Where is the UFO from Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull in the list?

[LoseingFaith]

@TheMarvelousDC whats so bad about it?

[TheMarvelousDC]

@LoseingFaith It looked cool, but it was unfitting in an Indiana Jones movie. The plot devices of the previous movies were all related to religion (Gods Ten Commandments, stones of Kali and Gods Holy Grail) this time it was aliens. In a movie line where gods are responsible for all, aliens just don't fit in. It felt like a failed attempt at a Star Wars reference.

[LoseingFaith]

@TheMarvelousDC i can see what people are thinking about how they don't belong but like Indie said "depends on who your god is". Some people do see Aliens as god like race among men and are here to liberate us or to destroy us. Like the other artifacts this skull seemed extraterrestrial to human kind that were never were supposed to be found, (Raiders) give power, (Temple) or reward (Crusade). The skull rewarded the helper from these beings.

[chuckl67]

Funny video, but I love the Indiana Jones movies because of the B movie quirkiness of them. You're correct in pointing out that audiences need to learn to be a little more imaginative and enjoy all movies for what they are.

[FlippytheMasterofPie]

I..... I liked the 4th Indiana Jones film....

[ihdavis3690]

I disagree with your choice of the beach scene from the "Last Crusade". I feel as if it is one the funnier moments in the film and it is actually somewhat realistic. It is well known that a bird, or other object is sucked into a jet engine it has the potential to destroy the engine's turbines. Likewise, if a number of birds disrupt a propeller engine, a similar thing could happen.

[JIGgameoverSAW]

01:45 Still funny xD

[JamesGames101]

I'm 14 and i HATE people who are constantly critical of films when they have no logical reason to.

[SilverGummiShark]

3:35 was hardcore and you KNOW IT.

Fantastic ending words. c: I love the IJ movies (and I guess I even found fondness in the 4th, though the original trilogy will always be pure canon for me... that theme song *u*)

[TheDomtar]

2:28 LOST MY SHIT 

[xtheirishwearwolf]

does the nuketown remined of black ops

[Regiathius]

I love how you didn't jump on the band wagon and put the aliens from Crystal Skull on this list. Because if aliens are dumb, so is someone turning into a skeleton or getting their heart ripped out and surviving.

[IncredibleFulk1]

@Regiathius You are so right dude. I remember a guy I used to know who told that the Indy films are ruined because they added aliens. I asked when did people make a no alien rule in Indiana Jones? I thought it was fantasy. Hell, I always wanted to see Dinosaurs in the Indy films. But that might be too much.

[TheScreaMStorm]

U are so wrong

[underleft]

09:20 Well said.

[modestmex]

damn now every time i hear the indiana jones theme song i think of 'The Man Who Saved The World.

[MadBlackGamer]

oh shit its nuketown

[dratetry]

04:56

Reminded me of Nuketown in Black Ops..



[sushiking1223]

2:11-There was more than just making a joke to it. Harrison Ford had a bad case of diarrhea when they were shooting that scene. Originally a big fight was planned, but Ford didn't feel like it so he decided to just shoot the guy.

[Symons90]

hey lady! you call him Dr. Jones

[KennethMoreland]

So Indiana Jones is just a ripoff?

So original, Speilburg. >_>

[The1Critic2]

Dude the guy catches up to the moving vechicles by swinging on the vines with monkies!!!!!!! That part just killed me inside. Oh and I think planes have alot of problems with birds.

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

"It's not Jason Voorhees or anything, ITS A FUCKING OWL!" love that moment

[elbertproductions]

The teens are near rachel nevada

[zachsteelers43]

you do realize that the only reason they never had the big sword fight was because the guy with the sword had massive dihareah and ran straight to the bathroom after that clip. (might have misspelled dihareah)

[fetaost11]

omg love 3:56 so hard...with the benny hill song added

[MaddDogg81]

birds can cause 747's to go down

[SpeedBumpRump]

I KNEW #1 WAS GONNA BE FROM TEMPLE OF DOOM, AND HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE SQUEALING BLONDE!!!! YES!

[daftrok]

Crystal Skull sucked, but Temple of Doom was the worst Indiana Jones movie for me.

[TerrorGames115]

This video never gets old

[SuperWes64]

"mr ford, you're just a running fugitive of controversy aren't you?" <-- ahahaha i see what you did there, good pun

[Slipshot64]

im sorry i wold have to say the number1 dumbest thing was in temple of doom i believe were indy is going to get back his dads journal notebook and ends up getting it signed by hitler which in its selve is stupid , indy also has a gun on him and could have shot hitler dead center between the eyes

[CaspisSinclair27]

@Slipshot64

Indy has done some borderline-suicidal stunts throughout the movies, but even he had to know that killing Hitler was 100% guaranteed to result in his own death. He was also probably smart enough to know that Hitler's death alone wouldn't stop the Nazis.

[Slipshot64]

@CaspisSinclair27 true but he would have been branded an american hero.if the movie was real but i see were you were coming from

[chuggaaconroyII]

5 is nuketown

[chuggaaconroyII]

jones junior looks at his father like wtf r u doing

[913lalilulelo]

number 7 is probably the most realistic moment in the entire series

[MrImastinker]

There are PARTS of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that I enjoy, it's definitely a flawed film overall.

[toredtobluetoblack]

i love the adventure movies of the old days i make my own comics about them even i just need a tile any suggestions

[L337Pl4y0r]

I can't accept crystal skull as indianna jones movie, it's not....I just can't fully accept it.

[themrfives]

it helps if you adhd cuase then you have a MASSIVE imagination!

[spectrobemaster23]

at like 6:17 you see  him jump off the tank and go onto the ledge

[AtomicProductions98]

2:44 American Graffiti! I young and still have seen one of the best classics of all time!

[DramaKaw]

Hey, I'm one of those people who has big imagination! I love all four Indiana Jones movies and I didn't care how over-the-top moments went.

The Indy fans who complained about the fridge scene are fucking hypocrites.

[Zejdik]

the whole indiana jones is one big dumb moment .. and now .. thumbs down :o)

[FlatOutRandom]

What ever happened to Short round... WHY DON'T PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE?!?

[SuperHman03]

pause at the right moment and you see greedo's shot hit the wall while han's was in the air.

greedo shot first

[774CcC]

@SuperHman03 yes he did. I dont se why people say he didnt

[e31174]

i just realized in the video game fallout new vegas there is the add on you go to the seria madre so it is a movie reference... COOL

[NeilAFawcett]

#1 should be Crystal Skull with Marilyn needlessly driving a truck off a cliff to then drive it down a tree, with a stupid grin on her face, because she seemingly doesn't care one bit for her life, or anyone else in the truck. The absolute dumbest moment!

[toSTONEiGO]

the scene where indy shoots the swordsman was improvised. ford had a fever that day and they originally had an overly elaborate scene planned out. but then ford said "why dont i just shoot the fucker" and a classic scene was born. the more you know.

[awesomebears]

if the avgn videos were a zebra

it would be an attractive zebra

[arandomguy9]

I just wanted to say TROLOLOLOL

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

hey that owl was fucking scary

[zackXvincent]

i wonder if james has ever seen uncharted well looks like kim going to have to wait 20 years

[JimTimBro6]

indiana jones= old nathan drake

[coolfartbutt]

in the post-apoctalyptic game Fallout: New Vegas, you can find in the desert around Good Springs a skeleton in a fridge. if you search the body you find a fedora.

[gassi15]

@coolfartbutt REALLY i got to see that

[porpus99]

@coolfartbutt Thats only if you have the Wild Wastelander perk on

[alphabees]

@coolfartbutt its a Lucky Fedora. not so lucky for the man inside.

[MysteryDirectors]

James you should really do a review of ALL the Indiana Jones movies!

[videos4mydad]

Bringing down the plane with the seagulls is one of my favorite scenes of any movie. It was extremely clever, since he didn't just randomly do it - but the idea came to him from a passage he had previously studied...very cool.

[MrDavidX96]

here's a theory: gredo nuked the fridge to get revenge on ford, just throwing that out there

[CrushingC10996WM]

lady only there cause she humped director

[xdkwallen742]

I don't know dude, the stupid moments kind of make the Indy movies... He's supposed to be outlandish and crazy :D

[Ferrobbra]

james you should make an edited version of temple of doom and remove all the scenes with the annoying broad. i bet it would be 10x better. fuck it i might just do it myself

[linuslillen01]

@Ferrobbra aaand it would also be 10x shorter XD