Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist

[FakeMonaLisa]

hellooo, i'm lindsay lohan! lol

[BlahBlahBlooper1996]

what the hell? i'm JEWISH!! haha just kidding idagf:)

[OnFixxx]

its not so funny but its interesting

[HoRiizZoN]

There is in fact a real dead terrorist now LOL

[HoRiizZoN]

"Is that walter?" "Yeah" "HE SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME!" Fuckin lol

[mommorobo10]

I wonder how it works and if someone nows put a video on it

[scoot490]

you are asome

[scoot490]

i kill you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hedywedy]

why is mum dad granpa and grandma in the tags?????

[Midnight7716]

Dunham: So what do you think of Bush??

Achmed: Oh, I love Bush- ... Oh! U mean the president! I'm sorry!! :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[kay19833]

12 who dislike this should remain SILENT!! or i Kill you!!

[helbelis]

I KILL U!!

[helbelis]

I KILL U!!!!!!!

[redelbmek]

brilliant sssh I kill youuuuuuuuuu

[coops0798]

Jeff says: goodevening achmed

Achmed: goodevening infedel

[ashmbbs]

can you believe it, there are pc douchebags who don't like this character because it makes fun of muslims

[horsesaremylife31899]

helllllllllloooooooooo i am lindsay lohan

[brettwingwaterski]

SILENCE!!!!!!! I KILLLLL UUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMrPnj]

mohahaha! yes yes, and the winner have to fight Michael Jackson! mohahaha!

[kuimeudi]

hurr durr heehh

[thundermoster]

simply it's a crap !!

[choicesman2000]

its posh spice

[Mukula96]

what you think aboutthe bush?

i love the bus... oh you mean the president!

:D:D:D

[MJJsthebest]

Funny BUT R.I.P MICHAEL♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥­♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[puggleinheaven]

i have jeff dunham tickets.YYYYYAAAAYYYY

[nickkyy95]

hhellooooo i am lindsay lohan

[443kool]

SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!

[Girlsrule1911]

lol so funny!!!!!!!!!

[MasterLegendKiller1]

SILENCE! I KILL U!

[Shay81081]

Location, Location, Location....

[kbd34]

lol, i like the bit when jeff gets achmeds name wrong.

[HalfBloodWerewolf]

JD is funny as he'll. My sister got me into watching him and after my brother said I should see it I did. Lol. Great bid :)

[vela10123]

i am makeing a comick book of gay man with my friend

[mongo7211]

dude what is with the voice at 9:23

[Alexis1girlforever]

lol love this

[pakichick1212]

You kno What, Just b-Cuz you say it sucks Ass Doesnt mean it does, No one really cares what you think of this, SO IF YOUR TRYING TO FUCK SOMEONE'S DAY GO TRY ANOTHER VIDEO, & Keep your BAD Opinions tO YOURSELF!!

[Jelledk]

love you till i die XXX

you are soooo hot!!!

[celever77]

i like it.  now do something about it..

[bloh12345]

its keel, not kill

[MageRider88]

i am uber gay

[MageRider88]

did you know i am gay?

[dportillo25]

yessss

[lilburnmafia2001]

he's hilariouse and talented

[Evanx373]

Alla damn it

[MissPoision]

he is extremely good (: u barely see any movements. :P it must take forever to get tht voice down.

[pen15land123]

god damnit. oh oh! i mean alla damnit! lmfao!

[TheBechamine]

You most to make other video for the great terrorist george w boch

fuck you and fuck your fucken video

ahmed is our prophet

ahmed is not oussama, we hate ossama benladen we hate the terrorist but boch is an other terrorist

he make war for the oil in iraq, there is no relationship betwen ossama and iraq

[345aerosmith]

knock knock whos there me i kill you

[MrRanaldo22]

ahhha damn it ohh no i mean alla damn it lol

[dclaver2]

6:33 too soon Now i feel sad

[itsmelissa7]

acmed-knock knock,

jeff-whos there?

acmed- me, i kill you:)

[drumallday96]

is that walter??? he scares the crap out of me!

hahahahahahahahahalololololol!­!!

[Musketnpistol]

Smarter than most fundemental muslims LOL

[AnarchistBoy36]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!

XD LMAO!

[MelisRib]

its really funny and he is very talented :)

[obiwan10987]

how do you spell your name lets see a c plige lmao i did the same thing except that i tossed in a small boy yes and winner had to fight micheal jackson

[yomama8weiner]

stupid ass video not that funny

[Bubbabuck2008]

That joke has a whole new meening

[juliea15]

lol at first he seems scary then he starts to act like a coward

[shelbysamelson]

no silence i kill you!

[DRAGONMASTE666]

(jef) jut sit still (achmed) okay i will not move my ass  rofl

[boxturtle100]

lmao!!!

[RainingPinkMonkeys]

Lmao! Knock Knock! Whos there? Me! I kill you ha!

[xxpimpedshoryxx]

Lmao xD

Casey

[thelegandary1]

scilence you retard

[zylekmer]

or you´re so stypid that you don´t get the jokes -.-

[milk2132]

haha haha halarios

[urmomshouldgetalife]

lmfao

[AeschMoney]

celebrity* ...cant freakin' spell

[AeschMoney]

I've seen some pretty hilarious stuff in my life...but this takes the cake :P thats definately something id say to some celebretty that i hate..like Lindsy Lohan..yes lol...silence!!! i kill you!!!

[AttackOfLink]

Theyre naming him...Bill..?  Doubt it dude. Where the helld you hear THAT load?

[bboyshine13]

hahahahahahha

.....he will kill as....:S

(walter)

[hope4horses]

i say..... Hello! i am Linsey Lowhan! lol

[DCStarsOnline]

how do you spell it? whoot? lol

[500ryu]

winner faces michael jackson XD

[mmorpgman101]

its a flesh wound XD

[jckrbnsn]

i heard there nameing him bill now

[AttackOfLink]

I left a reply at the top...i thot i was in the REPLY box and not in the COMMENT box.....

[fantasatastic]

good stuff - and the only thing on utube i watch that isnt from mcr or gerard way

[rockin80joe]

silence i kill u

[illownu276]

are you kidding me? i kill you for a klondike bar >.>

[THEDUDE1411]

funny shit man this is really good stuff lol.

[LADYSHNA]

I KILL YOU!

[sweetbabe198]

hahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahah­ahahhahahahahhahahahah

[laughattak828]

uhhh i mean allah damn it

[retardedcop33]

soooooo unny XDXDXDXDX DX XD

[misteralvaro]

TOC TOC

who is there?

me, ILL KILL U

so good this video xD xD

[SlashrHorrorNut666]

stop touching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....I-KILL­-YOOUUU!!

[study18]

i kill u! lol....

[thastalker158]

OMG!!

[v6n3s5a]

who is the comedian?

its so funny :)

[manwitheplan2002]

Jeff Dunham. He's HYSTERICAL!

[rolltide211]

knock knock who's there me i kill u lol

[Jos3ph22]

Acflemfg

[TehRockerzz]

Lol it would how been funny if he said. "Who taught u at Bomber camp"? we taught areselfs Thre damn teahcer kept showing us what not to do

[bamcdermgurl56]

OMFG!!! I LUV ACHMID!!! SAME WIT PEANUT DE FUNNEH!! I Luv DaPart Wen Achmid Said 2 Get Thro AirPort Security He Would Jump Out Of Da Case And Yell HELLO!!!! I Am Lindsey Lohan!!!

[MetalSonic98]

uh A-C-phlem xD

[StatictheHedgehog4]

Scilence. I kill You!!! XD

[CrimsonShadeSaku]

its nothing compared to a Walter fart!

[CarmelTrouble66]

I KILL U. AC...FLEM lol i love this guy

[adondon21]

thats easy they open the box and i say HELOOOOOOO IM LINDSEY LOHAN! LOL

SILENCE! I KILL U! LOL

[minnigmanmad]

stop touching me!!!!!

i killl you!!!!!!!!

[minnigmanmad]

silence!i kill you!!

[xLikeRedOnARosex]

I thought it was hilarious except for the part about the suicide hotline. I thought that took it to far. But other than that I loved it!!!

[sniper1413]

Likeredonarosex, its funny cause alot of people try that shit =3

[ashamalyheartsyou]

ELLOOOOOO! I AM LINDSAY LOHAN! lol.

[LovelyShoujoAi]

o yeah i allready saw this video it was good

[Cinzia7]

Awesome!!

[frogguy100]

kk 2 jews walk in a bar.

no jews.

what u dont let jews in ur bar

u racist bastard

[nondescript11]

Just how sick can you get. God help America

[Chiefshallreturn]

Achmed is hiliarios LOL!!!!!!!!!

[raiga11213]

it is not ackmed ackhhhh-med...i-kill-you

[btb7382914560]

funny

[bounceback91]

thats retarded

[laila262003]

like you.....

[ampandmonster]

jeff dunam is f_(k!n hillarious! i lyk his shows

[sonicshadow15]

Silence I'll Kill You!!!

[bleachfreak2417]

they stole tha flesh wound thing from monty python, but it fit in well

[ibrahim01]

SILENCEEE I KILLLLL YOU!!!

LOL

[surfmonkey20]

haha "what do u want me to do? knock knock jokes? you btr. ok knock knock. whos there. me i kill you"

[1smartblonde79]

OMG this is the most friggin hysterical thing in the entire wurld!!!!! i think achmed is super smexy!!!! teeheeteehee

[1smartblonde79]

OMG this is the most friggin hysterical thing in the entire wurld!!!!! i think achmed is super smexy!!!! teeheeteehee

[rubikscubeman12]

haha

[XxBurningfasteRxX]

i saw this on tv....fking hilarious xD I KILL U

[1smartblonde79]

Silence!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!! teehee this vid is hysterical!!!!!

[babygirl2795]

This is sooo hularious!!!!!LOL!!!!:D

[treyfliponhishead]

HAHAH..

i thought carlos mencia was hilarious, but this guy.. comedy at its finest.

[WowGMhaxxor]

SILENCE I KILL U

[MiddleEarth48502]

hahah this is sooo funny. ihave probably watched 30+ times!!!!!!! its great

[rajawi9999]

that's great, but some christian people think that allah#god like we saw in this video. you must know that if you call him god in english we call him allah in our language arabic.

god(english language)=allah(arabic language)

our god is your god and your god is our god.

so if you offend allah that's mean you offend the god.

[olamannj]

im sorry about that :(

[AnaMurida]

the terrorists who killed ahmed's family because of his religion and oil helped him become a terrorist .. ugliness breeds ugliness

[olamannj]

what?

[FasterThanASnail]

??wha??

[CarpetSk8er]

say what?

[conscript125]

WTF? lol

[AnaMurida]

i wonder why ahmed had to become a terrorist :)

[EmoMind3]

ELLLLLOOOOOOO I AM LINDSAY LOHAN lmao i love it

[olamannj]

thank you :)

[carlidomin]

"what you don't let jews in your bar? -You racsist bastard" lol

[bravekid38]

so achmed "no its achhmed" thats wat i said "no u said uckmed its achmed chchchch!!" lmao!!

[ModernGuy234]

SILENCE! I KILL U!

[lalalaalalalaa]

I LOVE IT!!!!!

[111eee222]

"how do you speel it"

"what?!?!"

"how do you speel your name"

"you see theres an A an B , flergggh"

"ok il not move my ass"

"YOU IDIOT YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS"

"knock-knock"

"whos there"

"me il kill you"

these are my most favourite parts

[olamannj]

me 2 xD

[wsaknijp]

nock, nock

who's there?

me, I kill you

[lilhomie4li43]

GOD DAMMIT...I MEAN ALLA DAMMIT

[liltrinicutie]

I LOVE THIS ONE

[psymushroooom]

super!!!!!!

[murf69]

...

[olamannj]

what?

[murf69]

not sayn it isnt funny, jus sayn i didnt find it funny...

[olamannj]

okay

[ernestryles]

iiiiiii KIIIILLLLLLLLL YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU

[BRizzleTelevizzle]

A, C, Flem

[GOOFYAKALINO]

STOP TOUCHING ME!

I KILL YOU!!

[olamannj]

lol, in that part, he didnt do it on purpose xD but hes so good that he makes it funny ;)

[speedbuggy585]

his best yet

[wheelinkid00]

lol funny tererist