Red Alert 2: Pandemic

[MrFALCONKID]

but nun cry 4 vodka

[Tkhaikovski]

Flu shots? Anyone?

[biggestcreedfan4eva]

omg u r a fool. that was the same guy. he just had a soviet barracks and made those, then made a virus sniper and held control then clicked on the guy in the middle. r u that stupid?

[InGodWeTrust93]

BLYE CONSCRIPTS!?WTF THIS ARE AMERICANS CHOKEING!:D AXAXAXAX :D

[aeomus26]

Mommy ='(

[DoubleDIR]

aaaaaace

[DWatchRazgriz]

Sov player is stupid. Should have charged the base with those conscripts.

[Jpearsonroxxx]

It's like SARS spreading in China

[BetaDude40]

Now remember kids

Always wash your hands

Always keep your hands to yourself

And stay away from green clouds of toxin that make people explode :)

[KrashOPS]

One death is a tragedy...

One million is a statistic.

~Joseph Stalin

[bahti]

veryy good

[jeanmarc87]

just like when i fart in class

[SuperAustinJackson]

IT TEH PLEGE RUN AWAY!!!

[Tx50lp]

i wonder how many chevrons would tanya have after shes finished with that lot

[6MadCamper9]

''Mommy'' :(

[BerryBomber2]

"unit lost"

[ValmisFilm]

how does this work? Why they die?

[KingLofiOne]

@ValmisFilm Because the little guy in the middle shot one of their friends with his sniper rifle which contains a virus and makes them go boom. It also infects all infantry standing nearby and therefore turns into a chain reaction.

[ValmisFilm]

@KingLofiOne what are these units called? I mean in skirmish mode I can make these units who can shoot this virus?

[KingLofiOne]

@ValmisFilm They are called "The Virus" and are part of Yuri's army in Yuri's Revenge. They only damage infantry.

[AutoAxpert]

Good job, Virus, now we can move on to assault their ba...

*soviet mining truck runs over Virus*

Crap...

[JrosiOnline]

lol, I first thought this was a remix of the conscript suffer voice xD

[browncoat697]

I realize these are Conscripts, but...

This is what Yuri thinks of your G.I. Wall.

[FrikZz0r]

unit promoted: new rank: god

[MrKittoms]

The virus must of felt like such a bad ass.

[Flashbreat]

We must use rubbers, because this was AIDS !!!

[TechnologicsCo]

@Flashbreat Darn, aids is airborne now I guess.

[woozleification]

I always hated the virus, they were a massive threat to the massed infantry attacks I liked to use.

[Tama01965]

WOW!!!!!



[TheTSense]

Thats how the news want to sell us EHEC

[IamJacksLPs]

what the hell no promotion lol

[allforable]

HOLY GREEN EATING SHIT!!!

[Dimas070]

1 survived!

[MrUTPlayer]

@Dimas070 this the virus :-O

[BlackEagle351]

It has been 10 years from now after first infection.....

We're being attacked!! Ayeeeehhhh!! MOMMY!! OWWWWW!! OOOHOOOOH! AAAARGH!

Unit lost..Unit lost...Unit lost...Unit lost...

[WantOxide]

IDIOTS the WOMAN (and not guy) in the middle is Virus, a poisoning sniper which doesn't die from his same poison

[Scouty13]

Conscript repor...MOMMY!

[5513822]

the guy whos chilling in the middle is Chuck Norris , lol :D

[FinalFantasy11Man1]

And the virus is standing in the middle like: "oh yeah... i slapped their shit."

[ash19898989]

lol at the 1 guy chilling in the middle of it all

[TheBloodswordsman]

Tv tropes, Lethal Joke Character. Nuff said

[bazzvy]

where's waldo?

[frdrcklim]

33 people were infected.

[puskevitneolacak]

i did the same thing with terrorists on lan

[jaminme2]

oooweeeeh! mommy!

[22robee]

i think the conscripts' mommys would be very sad... :'("""""""

[CerberusT93]

@22robee I feel bad for them =(

[stretchedd]

@22robee Those are not conscripts

[OMEGAConscript]

i REALLY REALLY LIKE HOW THEY EXPLODE!

>:)

[OMEGAConscript]

sick! agh! NICE!

[shaunara99]

aids @@

[UndNochmalEiner]

Yawning Recruits... you're time came up!

[WilmorAMP]

Putting a desolator in the middle would it be way better

[holymeeper]

mommy mommy!

[LastZoneTrooper]

silent but deadly knows no bounds!

[booyah990]

In soviet Russia, you don't catch diseases, the diseases catch you.

[SITH377]

Sire it's the "Virus" Shoot it's in RED ALERT 2 YURI'S REVENGE

Name: Virus

Attack Weapon: Green Virus Sniper

Country: Yuri's Empire

Type: Infentry

[Watchernator]

I see you've documented the dark ages pretty well.

[MrBillybob359]

nasty bug going around :)



[Dor1SH]

чё за музычка?

[johnmarkgeneral0123]

wow HINI hahahaha

[vampirerosezz]

is this my body when i am sick?

[VoLk0n0v28]

^_^ Very like it....!! More more more!!!! ^_^

Really enjoying watching your vids

[JessBrownification]

in soviet Russia you don't catch cough..cough catch youuuu :P

[bbsonjohn]

dN/dt = aN

[HiIeric117]

Mommy!

[JabbaMoonlight]

thumbs up if u saw a shape of a penis

[Antimanele104]

@JabbaMoonlight thumbs down because porn jokes are more retarded than In Sovietg Russia jokes...

[Lambert002]

PLAGUE!!

[pkingownsnoobs]

Chuck Norris did his first fart

[tuguldur11]

Unit Lost

[Antimanele104]

after 2:33,a sniper arrives:He's a dead man!

[BearMaster9013]

that sucks for them. :l

[danwoodward23]

Hahaah u mentalist

[CosmicEquilibrium]

....Swine flu is no joke...

[RaysaleFTWKirovmw2]

mommy!

[FenixT93]

so THATS what happens when some guy eats a 6 bean burrito and farts in a crowd of people...

[kankadaou]

those colors dude.

DUUUUUUUUuuuuUuUuDEeEEEeeEeE

[36Santo36]

@wupizecevix The units explode btw.

[wendieghirl]

did you buy the cloning vats and the virus right

[billydab0b]

the last "guy" in the middle is the chick -__-

[Sven1988fromHUN]

here comes the plague...:D

[GSFCarlJ]

How long does it take for the virus cloud to disappear?

[Mr1paul0]

OK!... WHO FARTED!!! CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

[Mr1paul0]

OK!... WHO FARTED!!!

[Commander800]

MOMMY!!!!!

[ThePandaCoco]

And that is all from one Virus...

[d35p0]

MOMMY!!! D:

[haxproductions1]

the guy in the middle is actually the virus. the person who spread it bla bla bla

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

one in center survived cuz it was his fart what killed other

[BeatrixNuada]

Why the fuck are they experimenting with conscripts ? Why not "brave" GI's ?

[ninjast4r]

@BeatrixNuada What's the difference?

[TheDankerDan]

theres one left

[lamsgvn213]

mommy

[13191215]

Pro.

[socksrock322]

i was only playing

[anihilator100]

Those are effects of farting in public.

[grarg12345]

this wasnt in my contract!!!

[UnwornKnight]

THIS MUSIC IS GAY

[peepeevagi]

And yet the screams of terror fit the music very well. YOU ARE GAY!

[Norsaguinsin]

FUCK U

[OnbekendGHC]

u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.uu.u.u.u.u.u­.u.unit lost.

[zikri64]

mommy is here !

what do you want jackass ?!

[Raptorrizzo]

it's look like virus storm..lol

[mhop08]

o man i wish i could of recorded some of the crazy stuff i did in this game

[TheGiff1432]

I AM MAKING A REFERENCE

[Stolemyusename]

That's alot of virus gas..

[crypt41]

no, the guy in the middle was the one who farted

[TA1LGATER]

Zophia: Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost. Unit lost.

*cough*

Aaaah! I resign!

[Evencash]

That mekes me install that game again :D

[LaPettola]

MOMMY ahahah

[Moriskov21]

My conscripts!!!!!!! My wonderful cannon fodder!!!!! This is just horrifying to watch.... yet slightly amusing.

[XixMetalicForkxiX]

DEUM!!!!!

[sclf]

28 people caught the pandemic.

[masterofresident1]

is one game?

[lord1234title]

you think all fo them dieing the other guys would run from the virus but i guess they're that retarded

[3z3ki3lll]

n1 :)

[racer927]

Tiberium gas? :D

[charge03]

@racer927 Virus

[Vocoder07]

lol...green cloude of death...hahah :D

[ti28l]

i just hope it's not the ''hyper-dieria virus''...

[Asanda0330]

 ma me~~~~ LoL

[mrkimcute]

u like killing conscipts

[84Tyr]

Song is very stupid !

[MclarenAC]

Look! its the spread of AIDS

[1karanhasija]

mummy ougg ohoho we are being attacked! X 1000000!!

[some1likeNachoman]

AWESOME!!!

[97432561]

and i though they were given a quick death

[sirloll]

that reminds me my dad when he farts

[sirloll]

ok who eated pii soup

[mbos14]

who pulled his finger :P

[mike060187]

LMAO MUMMY!

EPIC VID!

[1nown]

This is what invasive cancer looks like

[sundaypro]

Mik Mak Muk ist besser!

[Callam001]

Whoa

[stormdumb]

@NorwegianGamer89 Chuck Norris farted!

[centirio]

@NorwegianGamer89 Chuck Norris

[Love2Destroy]

that was surprisingly disturbing



[theodorosregmt]

Chemical warfare!

[TheGiff1432]

that last guy in the middle is Chuck Norris

[TheGmTom]

@TheGiff1432 nope, he is gabe newell

[metalgearrexlover]

@TheGiff1432 the the virus,it's imune to the clouds

[TheGiff1432]

@metalgearrexlover yah i know lol i'm just making a reference

[Armalizilto]

@TheGiff1432 That's Virus, lol.

[TheGiff1432]

@Armalizilto i'm making a reference

[Armalizilto]

@TheGiff1432 Oh my bad.

[insylem]

@TheGiff1432

The whole pandemic was caused by his farting... Haha

[lutunene1]

@TheGiff1432 you mean its bruce lee who kicked chuck norris ass

[ultimatesimpsonsfan]

@TheGiff1432

typical, lol

[igotbored44]

@TheGiff1432

But... the last "Guy" is actually a chick...

[TheGiff1432]

@igotbored44 chuck norris chick version??

[Daniel0889]

@TheGiff1432 You mean Chuck Boris ? lol

[660lantis]

@TheGiff1432

The person in the middle is a women her name is Virus. She is pretty awesome.

[GUSRULZ445]

@TheGiff1432 she started the plague. shes invincible to it.

[markm1900]

@TheGiff1432 hahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!­!!!!!

[36Santo36]

@TheGiff1432 is the sniper who don't die 'cause of pandemic

[TheGiff1432]

@36Santo36 i'm making a goddamn reference OK

[TERRANGHOSTSRULE]

@TheGiff1432 that was the one that started the chian reaction, shes immune to the poison.

[Ovog95]

@TERRANGHOSTSRULE since she killed all this people in almost no time she can be compared to chuck norris

[TERRANGHOSTSRULE]

@Ovog95 agreed.

[csigabajnok]

you are freakin' crazy, man! I love your videos!! :D

[iamyourmom2]

Kill 2 stones with 1 bird

[jemoederheefteen]

That's how you get 500 kills with 1 bullet :P

[Supkem]

that counts as 1 kill.

[xXIiIUnamedIiIXx]

is there any world builder for read alert 2 ?

ty

[odin1the1viking]

@xXIiIUnamedIiIXx check out final alert

[crazyhotrot]

MOMMEH

[playedlikecards]

@NorwegianGamer89 light a match or something.

[TommyDDoom]

OH NO H1N1

[marcioadm280]

could happen in argentina

[dontinie]

I feel sick. *puking* Sorry now you die!

[renegadeskinninja]

PWND