i just killed a man for his potato wedges after i went to my drug dealer but he wouldnt sell nothin to me so i made brownies out his shit, so i ran to the nearest kfc and put mashed potatoes on my nuts and yelled FUCK IT!, after i ran to the coffee shop got a mochachai lattee and figured out ur dad's dead, then got austin peanut butter crackers cuz i had the munchies, then signed up for community college but i figured out that all i need was a chicken wrap and a bud light,fuck graduation.
It's not real glass... I don't really remember how it goes, but you can make fake glass that's basically harmless but breaks like real glass. It's one of those Hollywood "secrets."
@Nicsho the sentences have to at least make sense and not end with and a and the second line is 7 syllables not 8 so it would make more sense as chicken wrap and a Bud-light, fuck graduation and what the fuck am i arguing this for the internet is retarted
The bottle part opened my mind. Giygas would've been the cutest person on Earth if only he would've fucked his graduation and shove a bottle up his ass.
i was tentative about running away from home like, half an hour ago, but this was the motivation i sought after to make my decision. "fuck graduation", damn straight. thanks rocco.
Captivating. Absolutely brilliant. Had me guessing every second of the way, there were surprises around every corner, and let's not forget the astounding acting and CGI and to top it off we had the marvelous use of sound effects. I actually stood up and clapped while screaming your name with tears down my face. This video was an emotional thrill-ride that I will definitely come back for.
@narcolepticchairftw I've never actually believed this to be true, but believing is achieving, and my friend you have achieved a feat in which I thought to be impossible. You created a review that almost topped the movie in excitement, action, and a 100% non-stop emotional captivator. I congratulate you and thank you.
That was the shortest advertisement for McDonald's I've seen on YouTube!
SuperYoungLegend 2 weeks ago
damn Rocco goin HAM in this one
Spigot89 1 month ago
You really need to make more of these Rocco
jerzy862 1 month ago
he knew that he jumped the shark with this one
colenbrak 1 month ago
My New Years resolution
WuzitWorthit 2 months ago
pimp status
EWGFus3r 3 months ago
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS
Rcee01 3 months ago
I see my future..
Zomboside 4 months ago
Street Meal #7?
YoshiMystu002 5 months ago
I think now..... I understand
sqweebel 5 months ago
Fuck graduation
MrLazyEyes 5 months ago
WHAT AN ENDING?!?!?!?!
Gameboxed 6 months ago
This shit is way better than Epic meal time.
Yes0rN0 7 months ago 8
the best street meal was the finale
macncheese2392 8 months ago
Just the way he casually breaks the bottle over his head makes this my favourite video XD
AngryIntellectual 9 months ago
:05 make it rain glass.
Budogenkai 9 months ago
Rocco should do this every day for a year
72393pac 9 months ago 4
That bottle was probably made of sugar glass, and Rocco was most likely wearing some sort of protection underneath his hood.
...Or, it's just because he's the ultimate badass. :D
AfrojacX 10 months ago
How did that not hurt like fuck?
warlocksarewatching 10 months ago
@warlocksarewatching they buy glass thats made out of suger and that way it donst hurt as bad and its the stuff that people use in movies
rockerMASL 6 months ago
@warlocksarewatching break-away bottle. Like the ones used in movies.
VillexxsYn 6 months ago
off screen -
Rocco: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck, my head, the things I do for comedy
guitarmaniac07 11 months ago
Wonder if the bottle is ok?
BluShadesX 11 months ago
so where the fuck is street meals 7
ArchTV 11 months ago
rip education
Rcee01 11 months ago
i just killed a man for his potato wedges after i went to my drug dealer but he wouldnt sell nothin to me so i made brownies out his shit, so i ran to the nearest kfc and put mashed potatoes on my nuts and yelled FUCK IT!, after i ran to the coffee shop got a mochachai lattee and figured out ur dad's dead, then got austin peanut butter crackers cuz i had the munchies, then signed up for community college but i figured out that all i need was a chicken wrap and a bud light,fuck graduation.
isooooorule 11 months ago 8
Jujyfruits! I raped yo mom!
Aarownd 1 year ago
Fuck graduation.
CrypticSnares 1 year ago
how did you safely crash that bottle to your head?
pheonix4565 1 year ago
@pheonix4565
It's not real glass... I don't really remember how it goes, but you can make fake glass that's basically harmless but breaks like real glass. It's one of those Hollywood "secrets."
Emhilradim 1 year ago
@Emhilradim
If I remember correctly, it's sugar instead of sand.
FrostwolfV 11 months ago
YEAH! FUCK GRADUATION!
macncheese2392 1 year ago
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Three Bean Tacos, I fucked your sister.
SpamSpu 1 year ago
Three Bean Tacos, I fucked your sister.
SpamSpu 1 year ago
Street Meals #7
KFC Double down and a diet coke. MAKE IT HAPPEN! xD
Crazyninjee 1 year ago
this one gets me all the time
SkwerlBergamot 1 year ago
oh god i need to buy some prop bottles
ohnoitschris 1 year ago
@ohnoitschris that wasnt a prop o.o
xP1KKAx 1 year ago
Holy crap... thats almost a haiku! 1 more line!
Nicsho 1 year ago
@Nicsho no it isnt a haiku has 5 syllables then 7
StBlinks2112 1 year ago
@StBlinks2112 Chic-ken Wrap And a (5) Bud Ligh-t, Fuck grad-du-a-tion (8)
Ok, so I was off by 1! I said ALMOST, not it is!
Nicsho 1 year ago
@Nicsho the sentences have to at least make sense and not end with and a and the second line is 7 syllables not 8 so it would make more sense as chicken wrap and a Bud-light, fuck graduation and what the fuck am i arguing this for the internet is retarted
StBlinks2112 1 year ago
@StBlinks2112 Lets agree tis is stupid and move on, please?
Nicsho 1 year ago
sick ass dub
WatchDanDraw 1 year ago
love the tron hoody rocco
zgt03 1 year ago
MORE, MORE!
HatFortress2 1 year ago
These vids always make me hungry
A4MES 1 year ago
fuckign stopid
Hayaishin 1 year ago
The guy below me mispelled "fucking" twice in a row
PhazonKirby 1 year ago 3
@PhazonKirby the guy below you wants attention
Kriskazam 1 year ago
@PhazonKirby
Don't forget, he also spelled "Stupid" twice too.
MrOrangeReal 1 year ago
@MrOrangeReal no he spelled "stopid" twice
he spelled "stupid" wrong twice though
Beighy 1 year ago
@Beighy
I forgot the word "wrong" in that comment.
MrOrangeReal 1 year ago
@MrOrangeReal YOU FOUND THE JOKE
Beighy 1 year ago
Keep pressing 3 or 4 and it'll sound like he's saying "Brad you asian, Brad you asian, Brad you asian".
cannonfodder4000 1 year ago
@cannonfodder4000 fuckign stopid
Ninja878787 1 year ago
FUCK YES
spikehamer2 1 year ago
great video. Had me wondering who was the REAL villain, and if it was worth fighting for
PiercePierceBinks 1 year ago
keep pressing 1 to see Rocco play the drums with the bottle or keep pressing 2 to see him jerk off with a chick wrap.
SirKonros 1 year ago 2
Best so far
Billstrademark 1 year ago
Words all kids should live by
Shidira 1 year ago
that comment has almost as much likes as the vedio
kungfucarddeck 1 year ago
why is there an ad on your video rocco
Nixon072 1 year ago
he said "chicken wrapping and bud light fuck graduation"
iazy9 1 year ago
Rocco Botte is secretly Mick Foley.
GohanGVO 1 year ago
I guess this is what happens when you get a mocha chi latte and your dad dies lol
theskitz0325 1 year ago
Ouch..
xitrysortax 1 year ago
Best Street Meals yet!!
EliHiggins 1 year ago
There needs to be a Mega64 DVD filled with about 500 of these.
kkwak92 1 year ago 194
@kkwak92 I think thats what they're planning for Version 4.
rockthehiddenlotus 1 year ago
@kkwak92 Mega64: Volume Street?
grapenationCO 1 year ago
Chicken Mcnuggets, your house blew-up
Thetoro360 1 year ago 73
I ate a penny.
BeeblesTV 1 year ago
I bet they weren't expectin' that, now were they?
TrashednScatteredD 1 year ago
READ THIS!!! If you play Super Street Fighter 2 - Guile's Stage theme while rocco is talking. Its so damn epic.
abner118 1 year ago
...yeah i cant compete with a comment with 201 thumbs up.
good luck beatin that shit.
EternalCrappyKid 1 year ago
This is what danger tastes like
Secretservicedentist 1 year ago 2
Best series ever.
IPITYTHEFOOLZ 1 year ago
Making a RIP joke about head trauma would be too obvious
yipdoo 1 year ago
@yipdoo no one would expect it was the alcoholism killing Rocco all along.
b1bIs1337 1 year ago
holy shit, this is the realest street meal to date!!
fuck it!
jazzynyc99 1 year ago
ow.
Itsclarke 1 year ago
I like ham.
goofygooferspore 1 year ago
Awesome, truly, awesome.
zerkocelot 1 year ago
this video should be called Reymon B Ware
TheKevinwashere 1 year ago
chicken wrapped in a bud light
AkashiXI 1 year ago
@AkashiXI Bud Lite with chicken in it
splosionsRfun 1 year ago
Funniest thing I've seen in a week.
Emandudeguyperson 1 year ago
Lmao
ChriswithMatt 1 year ago
still like 'em.
blinddank 1 year ago
Happy birthday rocco
nickbownz 1 year ago
Happy Bday rocco FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Graduation!
mithosledielrko 1 year ago
Best YouTube Video of the Year Award.
ElectrizCity 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCCO
Electr1cWaffles 1 year ago
I would buy a DVD of all the street meals with commentary.
Actually, more like Street meals + Condom Comebacks. But still, legit.
k2thereaper 1 year ago
Best Street meal yet.
m0therfan 1 year ago
i give it a 9/10 only because he blinked when he hit himself.
FrenzY562 1 year ago
You wasted good candy glass on that?
yanipheonu 1 year ago
Happy birthday Rocco.
DrDumb002 1 year ago
A++ will lol again.
KeithSwanger 1 year ago
I love College.
Rocco just stayed there for the rest of his life.
flamingbunnyrabbits 1 year ago 2
11/10 funny
Electr1cWaffles 1 year ago
Too many meals, not enough street.
RobtheBaconMan 1 year ago
I feel you, homie...
chipputer 1 year ago
so like, did that hurt?
hellotheresirdude 1 year ago
I too skipped my graduation for a chicken wrap and a budlight.
FUCK GRADUATION.
DSAoftheSS 1 year ago
word, I skipped my graduation
cycopl 1 year ago
RO-CO B WEAR
xD
Tyler153682 1 year ago
RO-CO B WEAR
xD
Tyler153682 1 year ago
i lol'd
VVD 1 year ago
this is why rocco dosnt drink
donutplay 1 year ago
cant think of any new material eh rocco
colenbrak 1 year ago
fuck it
th4ton3guy 1 year ago
Was expecting to hear the customary Hunter Laugh at the end.
Avalolz 1 year ago
"chicken wrap & a bud light...FUCK graduation" hehehehehehEHEHEHEHEHhehEhehEhHEHEHEHehHeHEhEHEHEHHEHEhehehehhehe
TheMasterStrategist 1 year ago 2
shit yea man!
TylerT15TheGamer 1 year ago
I'm fucking dying of laughter
aapinator 1 year ago
yea who needs to graduate i am dropping out RIGHT NOW!
cruellordsoth 1 year ago
LOL
8bitfist 1 year ago
Spankin your wank to every little thing he says....smh!!!!!!!!!1!
DuceUtight 1 year ago
new york minute
milkygear 1 year ago
i love you
Some1Had2SayIt1 1 year ago
0 Dislikes? Neat!
marsling12 1 year ago
this is relevant to my interests
Itai55 1 year ago
Click on the video and press 5 repeatedly, you will not regret it xD.
YourPalHDee 1 year ago 3
hahahahahahahaha Oh my god hahahahaha fantastic!
YourPalHDee 1 year ago
getting my GED soon brohammad
n11lc2 1 year ago
Fuck Graduation \o/
romulo153 1 year ago
I didn't go to graduation either rocco. too bad I didn't think to get a chicken wrap that day
ESMPresents 1 year ago
The bottle part opened my mind. Giygas would've been the cutest person on Earth if only he would've fucked his graduation and shove a bottle up his ass.
Deluxeta 1 year ago
i was tentative about running away from home like, half an hour ago, but this was the motivation i sought after to make my decision. "fuck graduation", damn straight. thanks rocco.
lolitafriends 1 year ago
Favourited.
bffalcon 1 year ago
I still dont get this whole street meals stuff...
LuisZoran 1 year ago
Yeah more like Rocco BOTTLE, amirite?
thegadgetdude 1 year ago
recycle that bottle
shizeninho 1 year ago
Fucking best one ever.
FrozenCarnitas 1 year ago
You're a real nigga.
CheesesageX 1 year ago
i hope thats a fried chicken wrap playa.
staticbb 1 year ago
Best one so far. LOL
danetucker 1 year ago
nice trick! :D
scant53 1 year ago
lol holy shit that was messed
cloudzack1090 1 year ago
Captivating. Absolutely brilliant. Had me guessing every second of the way, there were surprises around every corner, and let's not forget the astounding acting and CGI and to top it off we had the marvelous use of sound effects. I actually stood up and clapped while screaming your name with tears down my face. This video was an emotional thrill-ride that I will definitely come back for.
10/10 will recommend to my friends.
narcolepticchairftw 1 year ago 376
This has been flagged as spam show
@narcolepticchairftw you try too hard
Turbokaratelaserpuma 1 year ago
@narcolepticchairftw I hope this gets re-released in 3D!
B4TT3RY 1 year ago 2
@narcolepticchairftw I've never actually believed this to be true, but believing is achieving, and my friend you have achieved a feat in which I thought to be impossible. You created a review that almost topped the movie in excitement, action, and a 100% non-stop emotional captivator. I congratulate you and thank you.
xJtotheOtotheNx 1 year ago
beast
lylatfox4 1 year ago
That's some real shit right there
Thejugglingbum 1 year ago
Make love to me, Rocco. Right now.
LucMarcelle 1 year ago 97
@LucMarcelle fuckign stopid
Ninja878787 1 year ago
winners drink microbrew
supr4 1 year ago
LOL
HatMobile 1 year ago
This is the hardest I've lol'd in a long while.
Zephyrsify 1 year ago
sick sound fx
BobNintendoAlt 1 year ago
This is pretty much the best way to spend your birthday.
pjunk 1 year ago
Did you write this?
crazyrockman 1 year ago
Lol, American Beer.
hillysats 1 year ago
Fuck da nugguh shit
BluntSmokinAnus 1 year ago
Yeah he don't drink no Bud Light like a pussy.
He only drinks Corona Light with a hint of lime and some sugar sprinkled on the lip of the bottle.
tehBenny 1 year ago
@tehBenny i lol'd hard
freehugsomg 1 year ago
The ghetto, the ghetto..
Heemoproductions 1 year ago
at least he graduated??????
spaceboy90 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I dont need knowledge. That shit is are for pussys
GuyInGreen27 1 year ago
RIP STREET MEALS 2010-2010
CAPTAINDEGENERATIONX 1 year ago
I dont need knowledge. That shit is for pussys
GuyInGreen27 1 year ago
@GuyInGreen27 "is are for pussys"
"pussys"
DanceLikeANitwit 1 year ago
badass shit, brah.
CrdBrdProjects 1 year ago
Harcore stuf roko
Maxx0917 1 year ago
fuck yeah
jiggerstick 1 year ago