Strippers Get Hit by Wall Street Crisis

[ClubbySuperCharged]

Any year end sale LOL?

[Handiman711]

i fuck strippers until they bleed out and die

[whatsgoingon07]

i've always gave strippers dollar bills

[HarshLamboKing]

20 people are strippers

[1misanthropist]

Why do people care less about a stripper than a receptionist etc Why are they considered less human ? It's legal, it's their paying job/career, it puts food on the table, etc. Why be a snob ? Weather, you're a doctor, pornstar, astronaught, stripper, or Mcdonald's worker you aren't better than another person. Sorry to speak the truth.

[nutshell911]

@1misanthropist AMEN! AGREED!

[1misanthropist]

@nutshell911 Thanks. Usually people don't agree with 30 year old libertarians like myself. (Maybe I should move out of Redneckville ) hahahaha

[1982billu]

filthy christians

[skillbill83]

So instead of having $20`s shoved up their asses they only get singles...

[NMbarrassment]

That wasn't funny, a lot of strippers are poor and helpless.

[Pickysticks]

awful I wish I hadnt clicked that link

[barbooood]

stupid sluts

[slatertots017]

so glad i unsubbed

[PhantomsGirl32]

Oh no. This was such a tragedy.

[rabidchevy]

at least they can make an honest living. the strip club will be in buisness longer than air amerika. LOLOLOL

[MrShadeBlade]

he's playing around chill and the report is real but it's from a...well bad source

[MisterLeung]

Is this supposed to be funny, faggot?

[Greg00015]

Strippers are working to make money. Your report is disrespectful, and just plain dumb.

[nate4021]

I hope you're joking.

[24link135]

doing some "investigative report" ;D

[blender7]

these are the kind of stories i like. not politics but fun stories from everyday life.

[FM897]

If I had the body for it, I would be a stripper to help pay for college. You're getting paid good money to exercise.

[MapleJunkie]

o well

a stripper will be treated like a stripper either way lol

[saliva3737]

dude if you have to resort to stripping then why are they supprised that they are geting single dollars?

[berny88925]

@saliva3737 because strippers don't become strippers cuz of not being able to get a proper job, they get in that because they know that it pays well. They get their head up in the clouds and when they receive only ones, its a offence to them

[Tethros]

Hey, stripping is fucking hard.

[mahsoulsonfire]

-resists urge to make sexual reference-

[TheMarketAssassin]

that was kind of rude towards the strippers.. they work hard too

[arragance]

This sucks..

No offense, but keep your composure..

[SweetSoulWolf]

And God I feel so bad for the reporters with how little they make?

Can you imagine a weather man without a pilots license?

Or Robin Meade being popular because of her "pure talent only".

Maybe if these strippers would leave the country more business men would rape like it should be.

A judge can have gay sex in public but that is ok and Nancy Grace can kill the baby kaley story everyday? What? Not sweeps week?

[zakdaviesa]

what the fuck are you on about

[LiquidZ2k]

roger that. That's a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[Adam12088]

LMAO

[14534]

haha the one young turks episode i liked

[lnvm]

No money for the people but billions for the army n fake wars. Al-qaeda is everywhere...

[snapcrackleandpop99]

strippers? yeah tool. it's all about the strippers.

[IskenderKebabi]

does that mean a blowjob is now $20 :))

[duhCider]

Something must be done right away or this will have a ripple effect through the silicone, cosmetic, condom and divorce attorney industries.

[xinkor]

make it rain with nickels

[greenguy1ms]

lol

[jfizz313]

yea those big wall street guy's arent making it rain 5 grand a night

[a012345]

Dated a stripper once. They're messed up in the head.

[s13ge]

indeed.

[Roxas226]

Meh, some aren't actually that bad. However a good majority are stone cold fuck-nuts...

[Absintheist]

1 Trillion in strip-bar dollars !

[kng863]

how ironic that spitzer's scandal surfaced about the same time the wall street crisis came. the strippers aren't hurting because of the crisis, they're hurting because spitzer isn't helping to bring in the business, both himself and other wall st. vets.

[imadhurata]

thou the title sounds stupid depending on the target market n location surveyed, other then those middle management lower level bankers losing there jobs, the next hit should be those who would benefit from there incomes, strippers.

[frogman1111111]

cam2cam any guys?

[socuriouss]

lol

[Americanumber101]

Nooooooo!!!!!!

[lucyinmiami]

Fu upalittletoolate...haha so many HONEST people out there. Let's start with the housing crisis, now that's HONEST!!!! Have a nice day.

[BoKnowsEntertainment]

The criminal bailout won't help the strippers when the 20's will be worth less than what they are today. Put pressure on your reps to stop this insane bailout and come up with a better, more thought out plan. They are trying to pawn off bad assets to the tax payer.

[DJXLNS]

I know Now I cant even order myself a stripper I need my friendz to pitch in n we all have to share :-(

[wharfrat89]

strippers keep the American infrastructure together

[lucyinmiami]

Do you think this is funny? You my friend are an asshole who probably loves a good lap dance. Hope your wages get cut too. See how your kids(who will grow up to be assholes like you) like it. Rather be a stripper than a jerk like you. Why not come to the restaurant where I work so I can serve you some HOT coffee. Oh and you can see that my wages are cut in half too. Thanks for caring.Hope your family starves.

[paulkielsmithdotcom]

wow, are you always so happy?

[totallybarefoot]

lol!

[upabittoolate]

fuck a stripper. there are other, less exploitative means to earn an honest wage

[roksho]

Damn Bush Administration and Greedy Ass Wall Street Executives...how can they allow this to happen....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYY

[heyazzhole]

And the democrats had nothing to do with forcing the banks to make loans for everyone right? you are so misinformed you piece of anti amrican shit

[mickalene]

you're breaking our hearts...seriously,it's an indicator of the health of a nation!

[bamboobz]

strippers are now getting hit by wall street. pimps must be on vacation!!lmao!!1

[ashleytiscrap]

awesome comment man.... like the joke.

[stackofshit]

And the cost of clothes keeps going up. Maybe now is the time for them to buy clothes.

[matereymate]

is he suggesting they're not 'real' americans? =/

[lebaneseameer]

Well the hottest strippers are usually Russian and East European, so....I don't know! LOL JK

He was just talking about the absurdity of the story. Why strippers are not making THAT much money than last time is a HUGE news story!! LOL

[ragman2008]

no they are not cuz they strip

lol.. dumb logic right

[godzillaislarge]

strippers should get a real job

[suroj]

supply and demand

[Coraxuss]

LOL, that's all I have to say about it.

[KangaKucha]

lol

i do feel bad for the strippers thur, but wrose for our tax dollars.

[Eye0fTheStorm]

THIS IS TURIBLE, JUST TURIBLE

[jcsuperstar714]

We must bail out the strippers IMMEDIATELY! Send Paulson out to their places of employment with bricks of freshly minted $100 bills and end all of this bad tipping before our entire economy melts down.

[heatherbug7226]

poor Strippers!!

[7tCinema]

yeah, Cenk, strippers are essential. They're doing God's work.

[SEALs22]

They are doing the job to keep men from having a divorce by teasing... it is not cheating

I love strippers.

[jcsuperstar714]

As they say, doesn't matter where you get your apetite, as long as you eat at home.

[godzillaislarge]

it is cheating

[kristiemansfield]

Is your boyfriend in there? The problem is not the strippers, they're just taking his money. Seals, jcsuperstar, it's not a preventative measure to keep men from cheating. If anything encouraging lust makes it harder to resist, and it is a violation of a sacrosanct part of a intimate relationship, and men know it or they wouldn't hide their trips to the titty bar.

[godzillaislarge]

ya i hate people who cheat.

[meehalee21]

that guys a fucking asshole. i would like to meet him so i can tell him how much of a shitty person he is and a waste of flesh. strippers arent real americans? this guy must be a virgin or something or just hates women.

[PaxBrittanica]

you're exteremely stupid, this guys engaged. He's not dissing the strippers. He's mocking the bail out. He thinks the bail out is tupid and wrong and is mocking it by saying the bail out is there to protect strippers. Get a sense of humour.

[grrcrl]

Most stripper's are working their way through Med School, so they have something to fall back on.

[evilblades]

lol, americas hospitals must be filled to the brink with prostitutes by now :P

[pwg357]

Send 'em over my to house.

I'll make their blues go away. I have millions in monopoly money, some old college books for their "education" and a wife who won't be back till later.

[Anvilofsteel]

Maybe the strippers will start doing more tricks on the side in 'private rooms' just to make ends meet.. or fronts meet, or happy meat.

[mcalien24]

strippers in trouble? they need help? sounds like a job for me...dont worry girls, im comin. tough job though...i guess ill just have to take one for the team.

[onecelticwarrior]

When are they going to have a '2 for 1 sale'?

[cleo1994]

Hi, strippers are people too!

[lorenzo8500]

Poor strippers. How are they going to pay their way through college?

[Lissabon]

Hahaha!

[kasijr]

That is so fucking true cause I know alot of them in Delaware lmao!!!!!

Keep it up Cenk....

Obama/Biden 08'

[GrahamAndFriends]

will the strippers get bailed out too? :)

[hhubble]

I will, as a great citizen of this great country provide whatever assistance I can. I'm a true patriot. Like mccain I will put my campaign on hold until every stripper is compensated. I would rather lose my job than lose the strippers. Cuntry first.

[upabittoolate]

very funny

[uskafighter]

Oh no! This too is going to enlarge the credit crisis as more female college students will start to fall behind on their loans.

[lestliness]

.... or maybe they will be forced to strip full time.. there is a bright side.

[Oli3TB76]

Ok, now Im concerned for the economy

[ObamaForMiddleClass]

lol, I guess we can bargain for lap dances now.

[LetMeScreamLoud]

There ya go, you can shoot two rabbits in one shot! First you promote MORAL way of living by starving strippers to death and second you get cheap lap dances when nobody watching you.

[SWATGUNZ1]

@ObamaForMiddleClass thats america for u and im american

[BlueSta1n]

@ObamaForMiddleClass i hope you awakenned and closed this account because your username could not be any more wrong

[billthebutcher2]

We need this bailout fast so strippers can thrust some money back into this economy. Those market gyrations are killing our country.

[katey1dog]

Howard Stern and Artie Lange must protest! FREE SPEECH ZONE around SCORES everybody! 

THE KING OF ALL MEDIA DEMANDS YOUR ATTENTION!

(So do the chicas at Scores.)

[Visfen]

SAVE THE STRIPPERS!!!

This is the real crisis!!!

[thomasbre2k6]

ha strippers....

[JIM2579]

I guess they have to go by there minds now!

[kristiemansfield]

JIM2579 - I'll bet at least they can spell. Before you get on your moral high horses, these women are working and not collecting welfare. Many have children and don't receive child support. This can be a means to an end for them- a stepping stone. The alternative may be prostitution or staying in an abusive situation.

[RainMan52]

I feel bad for the strippers

[Shyaporn]

Oh the humanity!

[spyderwalk]

First!