Creation magazine-fairy tales for kidults: Snakes & Rainbows.

[franzpolak]

the snakes will do that U-shape flip ad nauseum while listening to cameo's hip-hop smash hit "word up". white snakes will be more inclined to brakedance immediately if they are wearing beanies and baggy pants while that song is playing.

[AuntieDiluvian]

What an abomination upon the world of publishing.

[RyuDarragh]

Haw.. and the church wanted to burn those who claimed the "white" light from the sun could be composed of many colors because such a notion made the "white" light impure. No mention of that in there, I bet.

[RyuDarragh]

Well, you only touched lightly on the "vegetarian spiders" :) Remember, Creationists believe that *all* creatures, even those so clearly designed as obligate predators, ate veggies "before the fall" :P

[RyuDarragh]

Oooo... in order to fracture their illogic into some sensible order, out they trot SUPEREVOLUTION. "No, evolution never happened! The flood was real! The Earth is only 6000 years old! Errr, and things diversified after the flood.. uhm..." - so, instead of millions of years of slow and gradual change, we have REALLY FAST CHANGE IN 6000 YEARS! Wheeeeeee....

[geffel]

Someone was saying to me the other day that their CObra needed a redesign...

Yes - the creationists are stinking hypocrites...but we knew that already.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

Did you find that magazine in the comedy section at the bookstore?

[geffel]

It should be.

FactvsReligion picked up a copy of it a few weeks ago and made a video about it. I immediately sent off a subscription so that I could use the material therein to make these videos.

I've been through most of the short articles in the mag, so until the next issue arrives, I won't be making many more of these vids.

[ravenslaves]

You evolutionists, and atheitsts have misread the Bible (The Holy one, not the other ones which weren't...and don't exist...)

The earliest texts confirm that God destroyed the world in a great flood of sarcasm. The snake, who withered under the onslaught of taunts, lost the ability to speak. So ashamed was he, of his inability to have his own comebacks.

The Rainbow is a reminder of Jesus, because he was bent and gay. The "happy" sort of gay. Jesus was a happy gay man.

Clear enough?

[x246869]

That must be a can web cam for that reading material.

[ChrisTheTruckDriver]

Here is something that I haven't gotten a good answer from a creationist. Do snakes have free will? If they don't, and if the snake was possessed by satan, that would be rather unfair to punish the snake. Then again that would be like punishing all of humanity for adam and eve eating an apple.

[Abengoshis]

I loved that cartoon you showed at the start - always used to watch it. :)

[Jimb0can]

This magazine is definetly lulz worthy!

[crackerkiller89]

I love how some will say the snake is just a metaphor, but what they dont realize is that metaphors are derived FROM works of literature. No one comes up with a metaphor and THEN puts it in a book as such, they get metaphors FROM books and other works of literature. So the snake in the bible is meant to be literal, and when one realizes that, they realize that it is just BULLSHIT.

[Abengoshis]

Wow! Do a video on that one, you're onto something there! (n_n)

[crackerkiller89]

Actually the bible is a main source of study for writers i believe because so many metaphors are derived from its stories. My english teacher told me that studying religious text is a big part of understanding context in writing, especially when its not clear whether something is meant to be literal or metaphorical.

[crackerkiller89]

But good idea, i think i will.

[JackWisps]

do sun dogs count as rainbows? if they do then you don't have to be facing away from the sun.

And are they actually saying that rainbows are made by god? well I guess they think everything is made by god...

[geffel]

Yes they are.

[ContinuumXT]

He made me crap a big one this morning.