A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me.
@PokeyTheGummyWolf ...Aw...poor little poodle! ...Why don't YOU just go snuggle up in a moldy corner, with a warm cup of "SHUT THE F*CK UP"? ...Comprehendo, little mouth-breather?
@sweetohcupcake ...Religion? ..C'mon.... don't tell me you don't feel anything spiritual after making it through the difficult birthing of a pine log!
@meepmeepbunny ...this is actually the same Granny cardboard used in the "Tortures for Flies: Fantastic Voyage" video. (We ended up trying to make a Granny for every holiday celebration!)
another tuber pointed out to me much can be made about a tuber by their comments, I surely believe they are correct, boy this granny can pull some views, she must be tapped into a network I have yet to find.
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me.
shootpark56 4 months ago
Rdسر
سلمان
gady1520 4 months ago
Dfgv
gady1520 4 months ago
I THOUGHT IT WAS A HOT CHICK BUT IS NOT OH MAN!!!!!!
ynabondoc 5 months ago
@offplanetfilms Kill yourself.
Lrdvltr 5 months ago
@Lrdvltr ...I think for once, you should take your own advice.... or spend the rest of your days continuing on as a village idiot!
offplanetfilms 5 months ago
@offplanetfilms That was...well... stupid.
CarvedGrape 5 months ago
@CarvedGrape ...Says another over-complaining atrophied-humored little soul without any uploads of their own to speak of.... *yawn*
offplanetfilms 5 months ago
@offplanetfilms It doesn't make you cool just because you have uploads and someone else doesn't...
EI02G 5 months ago
@EI02G ...and that means absolutely nothing since I gave up attempting to be "cool" a very long time ago!
offplanetfilms 5 months ago
@EI02G ...nice uploads by the way! (not)
offplanetfilms 5 months ago
@offplanetfilms Kill yourself.
Apocaalyp 1 month ago
@Lrdvltr ...Nope, I think I'll just stick around for a few more decades just to annoy you!
offplanetfilms 1 month ago
loooooooooool
1a7bac1 6 months ago
Disturbing, yet, no-Just disturbing, from the beginning to the end.
Mundahlir 7 months ago
How teh fuck did this end up in my rec.? and btw. stop making vids...i hate them ._.
PokeyTheGummyWolf 7 months ago
@PokeyTheGummyWolf ...Aw...poor little poodle! ...Why don't YOU just go snuggle up in a moldy corner, with a warm cup of "SHUT THE F*CK UP"? ...Comprehendo, little mouth-breather?
offplanetfilms 7 months ago 4
@offplanetfilms Wow. You just pwned that guys ASS!
bbqjt 6 months ago
@bbqjt ...It was all too easy! A couple of taps of a keyboard & the press of a button & he's history!
offplanetfilms 6 months ago
@bbqjt I sense weakness in this one.
SASAussie 5 months ago
@SASAussie I suppose, but it has serious promise.
bbqjt 5 months ago
jpt....
MrAbIRaZ 7 months ago
@MrAbIRaZ ...Is that even a word? ...or perhaps just an anagram for a dirty movie I haven't seen?
offplanetfilms 7 months ago
@offplanetfilms jpt stands for j paye tai (in nepali)..which means something unnecessary, senseless, meaning less,etc...
MrAbIRaZ 7 months ago
@MrAbIRaZ ...Sounds like the best general explanation for "life" that I've heard in a long time!
offplanetfilms 7 months ago
@offplanetfilms haha...well indeed it is.....
MrAbIRaZ 7 months ago
I dont see how it has anything to do with religion... but okie?
sweetohcupcake 8 months ago
@sweetohcupcake ...Religion? ..C'mon.... don't tell me you don't feel anything spiritual after making it through the difficult birthing of a pine log!
offplanetfilms 8 months ago
yes weird
1010sander 8 months ago
WHAT THE FUDGE
1010sander 8 months ago
she poops at 12 o'clock funny,but weirrd
MrDiva1234 8 months ago
you will get truth from nonbeliever or atheist but we will get only lies and bs from any religion
religion allow freak to lie and pretend they are loving and good
in truth they are disgusting animal... who does not care about soceity at all
our world are so screwed that we have to fight christian or any nutcase that stand in our way
why wont they be nice to us and treat us like a family???
they are really mess up... a kook. i wish they would take the stupid bible and shove it in the trash!
sonizbusiness 9 months ago
NO SENSE MAKES THIS TOILET
myballshurt096 9 months ago 5
@myballshurt096 ...Borat? ...is that you?
offplanetfilms 9 months ago 7
@offplanetfilms if u mean brorat then no
myballshurt096 9 months ago
@offplanetfilms HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! BEST REPLY EVER!!!!!!!! xDDDDDD
9Morgoth6 8 months ago
@myballshurt096 Im with you on this one a new years toliet O_O ITS CRAZY
sarahpook97 9 months ago
wtf was that????
TICKtock9625 10 months ago
@TICKtock9625 ...a video you just watched on you tube.
offplanetfilms 10 months ago
WTTTFFFFFFF??????
superkaren001 10 months ago 3
@superkaren001 ...C'mon... you can't deny the allure of this well seasoned siren!
offplanetfilms 10 months ago
lol
mdizzle999872 11 months ago
hmm Hot latin blond girl looking for someone to cam with me, come on
AngeluaDianaaa34 11 months ago 63
@AngeluaDianaaa34 ...we only sell self-saucing grandma's around here!!
offplanetfilms 11 months ago
the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
bestwarmovieparts 11 months ago
@bestwarmovieparts ...you do realize you've just acquired seven years of bad luck after breaking your mirror?
offplanetfilms 11 months ago
Who actually looks up sexy girl on toilet...
Darkology123 1 year ago
@Darkology123 ...probably the same kind of person who looks up "nose picking girls"!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@Sexyjenbabe19 ...on the potty too?
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
someone should die for this
hempartist420 1 year ago 3
@hempartist420 ...Why? ...Did it throw cold water on your libido while you were "choking the chicken"?
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@hempartist420 ...Why? ...Did it throw cold water on your libido while you were "choking the chicken"?
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@YukaibaMoto LOL, what a disappointment...
Moroboi 1 year ago
@YukaibaMoto u could incude me in the 25 preverts which is disappointed
haha!
sux888 1 year ago
dääädädääädääädääääää xD
Lol Disgusting but funny ^^
lSchibbyl 1 year ago
@YukaibaMoto ...ah, but it'll conserve your sperm supply for something REAL!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK
kirbix1 1 year ago
dude...........THAT WAS HOT!!! :D
dagmaugsten 1 year ago
Wow, thats disgusting!!
NinjaStarfish94 1 year ago
Where did you find a video of me on the toilet?
I mean just my singing not me cuz imn YOUNG AND HOT AND 11 YRS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!
webkinzlover5862 1 year ago
lol! disturbing
potlick18 1 year ago
funny! yet disturbing
meepmeepbunny 1 year ago
@meepmeepbunny ...this is actually the same Granny cardboard used in the "Tortures for Flies: Fantastic Voyage" video. (We ended up trying to make a Granny for every holiday celebration!)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
hot babe, 50 years ago
mw2beastlyness 1 year ago
@mw2beastlyness (I've been thinking of making a flashback version!)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
Um, wow.
Scrap5000 1 year ago
wtf?
satiiiraysoledad 1 year ago
@satiiiraysoledad
Ah, another subscriber to the "wtf" anthem cliche of a conservative generation!
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
That was disgusting! I loved it!
sirReginaldFartsalot 1 year ago
LOL TOO COOL TOO FUNNY!
kinkysharky 1 year ago
strange and disturbing
TheCollect 2 years ago 2
u guys hav a retarded sense of humour
hamslab 2 years ago 18
I haven't seen a retarded person laugh yet?
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
You have a retarded type of writing.
Jevvern 2 years ago
no u.
madnesscombat5 2 years ago
yet another tuber with that mirror in front of them
leokimvideo 2 years ago
They forgot to clean the mirror while they were at it!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
another tuber pointed out to me much can be made about a tuber by their comments, I surely believe they are correct, boy this granny can pull some views, she must be tapped into a network I have yet to find.
leokimvideo 2 years ago
@hamslab you girls need to be in the kitchen
justyoustupid 8 months ago
Funny. I knew a guy that announced his crap with the Darth Vader Theme song. Everyone knew when he was done.
StarC0mmander 2 years ago 2
LMAO XDDDDD Great Vid!
melodyflo 2 years ago 2
LOL that's insane
mizoss 2 years ago
hahahaha
jogirich 2 years ago
Jizzed in my pants
kurropt 2 years ago
thats scary! :(
RockBabe182x 2 years ago 10
even better look at the linked sites...hoot
leokimvideo 2 years ago
wow..look at the related videos..
leokimvideo 2 years ago
...Granny has friends in some unusual places!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
and unusual positions.
mrknowitall93 2 years ago
ok, I see what you mean, this granny has youtube kegs
leokimvideo 2 years ago
This old girl chuggs along like a steam engine!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
Like any old steamer, just throw some coal in her general direction and a squirt of oil and she'll be sweet.
leokimvideo 2 years ago
on the dot 12 am- choc cake is served HAHA #dah-dah#(in auld-lang sayne tune)
saiyidahdah 2 years ago
OMG! what a hot sexy woman!!!
megaunivers 2 years ago
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GOOGLE244444444 2 years ago
Great!
LuXxenatorX 3 years ago
Genius
longgreycoat 3 years ago
augh so freaking wrong but so funny :D
superdupercerals 3 years ago
So good & wrong... You can almost smell it!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
Holy Crap! That was craptaculous! Another great job!
dedonald 3 years ago
Happy New Year, Donald!!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
This sexy grand'ma took probably a good bowl of her favorite "skunk soup"!!!
Happy New Year Grand ma!!!!!!
Hamishtarah 3 years ago 2
That's hot.
grouchobeer 3 years ago
How FESTIVE!
Same to you!
Clobberbob55 3 years ago
Hahahaha! Good one.
moomay11649 3 years ago
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wadangabangfilms 3 years ago
they have vanished again..from everywhere..
you know grannies on dunnies..
The Mad Bomber..
leokimvideo 3 years ago
id pound dat ass so haarrd !
jk jk
ElasticRubber 3 years ago
OMMG SOOOOO SMEXI!!!
Parisetoile612 3 years ago
Its back, I see the thing on the side..its from Qantas...
Have a great New Year..
The Mad Bomber..
leokimvideo 3 years ago
thet was sick xD
legice 3 years ago
Lmao
BerserkSleeper5 3 years ago
haha
x0HERPER0x 3 years ago