Spunk Ransom's Truth

[fanpire102]

haha me and a friend were singing "My minds telling me no but my body my bodys telling me yes, i don't wanna hurt nobody" and the look on peoples face was priceless!!! love this video:D

[BelleFlower15]

My friend and I were talking abou this video and I said the "Pimpin' ain't easy, man" line just as a teacher walked by. I go to a really conservative school and I almost got suspended. FML.

[alivia911]

HA HA

[MrMegaaaan]

fucking love this

[DEATHbyMaddie]

Hehe I luhv your videos. ^_^

[allurelovely]

"MY MINDSS TELLIN ME NOOOO! BUT MAH BODYYY MAH BODYYYYYYY!"

[TheModernRedhead]

"you jack some of my cookies?" "no." "why do you smell like it then hoe?" then emmett randomly says " pimpin aint easy man!"

[ClutzyB14]

my GOD!! it was going so fast I could barely understand them!!!

[xxRandomCxx]

looooooooooool thats all i hav 2 say

[misstimmcgraw]

What's the name of that song??? I heard it in this, and in "Without A Paddle" and I cannot find out the name of it!

[SmokeyFiizz]

@misstimmcgraw - It's called Bump and Grind by R Kelly

[misstimmcgraw]

Thank you so much!

[XxXLovingMachineXxX]

when it says "pimpin' aint easy man" it sounds like "poopin aint easy man" x3

[EdHardy343]

Cant stop watching lol. "His name is Edwardo...Cullenz....(later) Stay away! He is only trouble for ju's!"

[EdHardy343]

WTH? Lol funny! " Do you like cookies?" "no" "then why you smell like them, hoe?" lol hilarious

[rmsangel242]

Lol pimpin aint easy man

[codynero8]

this never fails to make me laugh! once again in tears! =]] i luv this video it is just hillarious! :) <3 =]] lol

[MusiicLover1993]

I'm with spacie21... I saw this like 8 months ago and forgot all about it until today (also, for another funny Twilight vid search for dannigirl00's Bad Vamps LOL). Seriously, this is just pure awsome xD

[Invaderzim2015]

i love the ending.

when "emmett" says

Pimpin' aint easy man.....

LMAO!

[sailoranimegirl101]

wats the song at :16?

[animelove2021]

miss new booty by bubba sparks :D

[AnimeBuddy5]

it is miss booty by bubba sparks

[spacie21]

oh wow i forgot all about this!

it's still the most hilarious thing i've ever seen!

[NanihoProductions]

what the HELL was this!?!? IT WAS FLIPPING AWESOME! ....poor cookie monster tho....FOB!!!

[Countrygurl1091]

haha you bet emmett's a pimp. haha

[iamatwihard]

LMFAO

"then why do u smell like it, hoe"

thats priceless XD

[julycath11]

What was that at the end?

[daretodreamdaretofly]

0:22  cute

[happyomichier]

lol

[brittanybipolar]

"pimpin' aint easy man"

lmao(:

[attackofthenerds09]

i laughed so hard. lmfao.

[pheelyfan1]

random pimppppppppp hasha

[Fopelitty]

eddiepuss

[thestationlover1]

i laugh so hard i started crying.

[teamSwizterland101]

OME, this is soooo funny!!!

[AdmirerofMusic]

LOL, funny

[EdwardTylerJacob]

lmfao

"pimpin aint easy man"

[AdriiCullenWaldorf]

pobre comegalletas!!!!

[LadyChBlack17]

The best video I've ever seen!

[KnoxRoxMySox2006]

whats the name of that last song? my friend and i sing that little part at random times lol

[cooler200]

Bump n Grind by R Kelly

[LeytonLiasonLover]

ZOMG

ROTFLMAO!!!

I had tears in my eyes, LMAO!!

[iLvSawyer]

spunk'd ranzoming .... he skools peoples.

"my mind's telling me no but my body's telling me yes"

you jack some of my cookies?

no

why u smell like it then hoe?

ROFLMAO!

[raevetterl]

What song is that at 0:26?!

[bewareofbubblez]

its Bump N' Grind bye R. Kelly

[jessmeok]

lol

to funny!!

[vollauren]

the price is thee cookies my mids tellen me no..but my body.... MY BODY'S tellen me yes i dont wanna hurt no body :D LOL

poor cookie monster

[JrHighGals24]

WOAH! NICE

[SpunkRansomR0Xsobad]

i'll call him edipuss!!! love it :D

[daddiezLiLnightmare]

omg that was so hilarious.....................­i almost cried from laughter exspeccialy were he started break dancing

[cHiKaswitzerlandECJB]

Oh thats funny!!!

[Annipoo55]

Where I come from you would get your ass beat for calling someone a FOB.

[SmokeyFiizz]

Annipoo55 - UH OH. Sounds like a very intimidating place. Tell everyone to lighten up.

[Kendizzl0]

Ill call himm eddeepusz :D



=3

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

My minds tellin me no...

but my body...MY BODDDY is tellin me yeeeeess!!!!

hahaha this is pretty funny

im pretty sick of twilight so its fun seeing a joke about it :P

[katieyox3]

lmfao.

[Violet317]

aww. poor cookie monster!

[twilightbella4]

lmaO that was funnyyy

... Dariaaaa!!

[slkkat123]

pimpin aint eazy man! i love it!

[yotsubagurl4938]

omg! i just love this video!

[BisschenBella]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Artsylish]

XD That was good. poor Cookie Monster. :(

[cooler200]

uhh the FOB is a spanish accent duh! im spanish and my uncle talks just like that the juz and and umm Eduardo is spanish for Edward DUH!

[lotrfrk16]

LMAO, OH MY GOD.

I forgot how funny this was!!

[dianebr25]

lmao that was beast

[BeckiiBubbles]

fresh off the boat as in english/from over the pond and such?

Why does he have bad grammer? with the 'z'eds at the end of words?

Not all the english speak badly. What happened to the stereotype of the english being all proper and sipping tea and scones??

[DreamsOfYesterday]

That's a really bad sterotype of British people ^^;

From the accent, I'm assuming that FOB is possibly Spanish

[BeckiiBubbles]

lol i know :) Im english and so is rob but neither of us talk the way FOB does in this vid. :S

[DreamsOfYesterday]

I really think that it's because FOB isn't supposed to be British. I'm sure the accent would have been more accurate if it was XD

[SmokeyFiizz]

BeckiiBubbles - It's not as in England and I don't see why'd you assume that. Fresh off the boat can also stand for people of India? England isn't the only country over seas. What it means is just new too the country and we aren't making fun of English people, just ourselves cause we are spanish.

[BeckiiBubbles]

Well when ever i go to america or talk to people who are american i always get people taking the p*ss out of me just because im english, i dont hate americans but i get americans hating me. (and i am not saying all americans hate the english but the ones i came across did)

i assumed that you were american (i dont know why lol) and that since he was english that you were making fun of him and his accent.

I have to admit this is a funny vid.

[SmokeyFiizz]

BeckiiBubbles - The FOB in t he video isn't even Rob. It is some random by stander, so we are not making fun of him. We are also not American. It's too bad they hate on you. Sorry to hear that.

[BeckiiBubbles]

I think i may have jumped to conclusions because of the way i was treated by others in the past. so im sorry if i sounded rude or anything.

Great vid :D

[danieller123]

edwardo cullenz.....lmao!!!!!!!!! holy crap. buda buda buda.....hahahahah!!

[AChaise]

that was STOOOPID funny! "my mind is telling me no...but my body!!!" hahahahahahahaha

[bicarbonat]

Even better is the borderline-psycho "I-I-I don't wanna hurt nobody" lol

[demoncrawls]

lmfao! no no rotfflmfao!

[Smickyla]

HEY AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mademoisellemagnific]

in memory:

cookie monster

we'll miss ya

[TeneyaCullen]

"pimpin aint easy man..."

xD

[Hellosakurakitty]

COOKIE MONSTER I GREW UP WITH YOU!!!!!

the cookies took control of him

WHY! =(

[shadowlover1361]

lol cookie monster

[LeahBiia27]

LMFAO. holy f**k.

[beatrice342]

WOOP!

I AGREE

ITS CRAP

x

[SmokeyFiizz]

Yay

[roxyland123]

damn wat is it wid vampires and cookies lol :P

[evarulzzz345]

hahha randome pimp "pimpin aint easy man"

[Zaichi13]

OMG! HE KILLED COOKIE MONSTER! D8. He can I eat that bloody cookie then? :3 *eats*

[sunsetchick11]

hehe!

[EvilDollBitch]

" he skoolz peoplez, the price, is thee cookies" lmfao. priceless you guys are sooo funny! you should make more funny twilight vids!

[0xxbrittanyxx0]

hahaha. why you smell like it then hoe?

[OvariesOfSteel]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[twilightsuperlover09]

so hilarios

[Summer08Emily]

rofl. awesome. i love james truth too. =)

[hannahnb13]

that was funny as hell butt you copied spunk ransom and edipus from james truth

[SmokeyFiizz]

Well we are the ones that made James Truth so... we can't really copy ourselves

[GURLYTOMBOY124]

Well, they mde James truth! LOL!

[mikewasowski94]

tee hee f- ing hilarious

[lexiperfect]

STOP AT 20 and 22 LMAO!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAH

"i call him...Eddiepuss"

hahah

[lexiperfect]

pimpen aint easy man!!!!!!!!!!lmao

[lexiperfect]

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[mynameishannahpoo]

"why yooh smell like it den hoe?" xD

[SweetBrooke23]

LMFAO!!!! I can't believe I never saw that before O_O mouahahahaha!!! OMG I can't stop laughing!! SO hilarious XD!!! OMG I'm crying XD!!!

[Soniarocks18]

HAHAA!! Okay girls I was just like rewatching this vid for the I-don't-know-which-time and I just realized that... I NEVER FAVORITED it HAHAHAAA!!! Soooo BAMMM it's in my favs now!! Oh goddd, I think I'll never get tired of watching it: PURE SILLYNESS and I adore it :D HAHAA!! Do I have to mentioned that you're the best??!! Oh gush I'M A GROUUUUUPIE hahahahaaaa :D <3 !

[abbizz25]

rAnDoM .......

james truth is betta though

[blonde0028]

hahahaha

xD

that was fukin good xP

eddie: you jack some of my cookies?!

bella: no...

eddie: then why do you smell like it hoe?!!!!!

xp

[noodlefabulous]

i think robert pattinson might've seen this video

cuz in the audio commentary he started singin 1 of the songs frm tht video lol.

[KSTEWANDRPATZFOREVA]

he did didn't he!! Oh My god this was so f***ing awsome!!! I can't stop wacching it!!

[0xxbrittanyxx0]

hahahahahaa. you jack some of my cookies?! no...then why do you smell like it hoe>!??!bahahhaa

[loveableex3]

LMAO PIMPING ARENT EASY MAN xD

[Fknelecktrorokaz]

"why do you smell like it then, hoe?"

xD

what was the second song playing?

[akeenaaaletap]

LOL

[twilightfan9131]

love your videos!!!! hope u ke mre soon! X)

[JDay3000]

I love when u put his face on Tyrone Biggums! Oh, and when he's dancing to Booty rockin everywhere! XD

[demilovoto]

pimpin it aint easy man

LVE that

[CuLLeN248]

funny! lolz edwrado cullenz <3

[randomsummergirl]

i luv the fake spanish accent Lol:D

[falloutboylives]

my oreos... so funny thx for making this video^^

[JACOBxxBLACKxx468]

tihs is so freakin funny!!! i LOVE it

[WhiteTigaGurl]

WTF XDDD

[twilightgirl11244]

i'll call him.................. eddiepuss

[henni1301]

HAHA HILARIOUS!! loved it

[killyukillmi68]

That poor Cookie Monster.......:(

I don't really like Twilight, but I have to admit: This is fucking hilarious! *braces self for brutal attack by angry fangirls*

XD but still, great job on the video!

[sophie1070]

LOL i knooow, specially between 0:16 - 0:22!!

love him!!! =D

[disturbedxangelx]

LMFAO

wtf?

this is so random but i love it xD

[DecemberMercury]

OMGG!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!

[nickjXjoeXkevin468]

this is so freakin funny!! omjb[oh my jacob black or oh my jonas brothers]

[sharkbaby97]

Haha

[rockerchic1112]

pimpin aint eeeeZ man.. XD

[manditah33]

so funny!

how did you do edward dancing

? what program? sooooo hilarious. is there any way I can put it on my ipod?

[henni1301]

yeah donwload it from yt and convert it into the file you need. ^^

[BFF4Ever00]

HILARIOUS

[zacandsabby]

0:16-0:18 OMFG SO FUNNY

[iLOVEthe80TWILIGHT13]

LMAO!

[sophie1070]

someone should show this to robert pattinson

;)

[mazdaluvsspunkransom]

lmao u guys r awesom!

who is dat?

is edwardo cullenz

IS HIS DANCE NAME

y u smell like dem den hoe?

lmao great xD

[xXnoXtearsXx]

omg, so funny, poor cookie monster

0: 10 - 0: 20

ROTFLMAO!

[hay2502]

Haha and 'You jack some of my cookies?!' 'No!' 'Why do you smell like it

then hoe?' 'Pimpin' ain't eazy man.'

LMAO!

[hay2502]

0:16-0:21 made me laugh so hard!

[xXjessica34Xx]

LMFAO!

cookie monster XD

[LightsCameraShabam]

spunk is british term for semen (sperm) lol. that's why in one of the interviews, Rob said "I want to be called spunk... spunk ransom. yeah it does a bit wrong doesn't it?"

oh and BTW hilarious vid! lol. i watched it with my friend and by the end we were laughing our asses off lol!!! =0 ) nice work

[kikicutie007]

lmfao

[iownteamedwardcullen]

why was my last comment marked as spam???!!!!

[twilightrandomness95]

COOKIE MONSTER?! NOOOO! lol!!!!

funny!

[faintstarlight]

to kneelinthedirt: yeah i know that, but do the words "spunk" and "ransom" mean anything?

[faintstarlight]

can someone pleeeease tell me what the fuck spunk ransom means? fuunny video by the way!

[kneelinthedirt]

In an interview he said he didn't like his name and he'd prefer something like "Spunk Ransom"... that's what it means...

[HarleeMcKyn]

NOOO, THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!! *cry*

[tWiLiGhTxxTeAmEdWaRd]

you jack some of cookies no

then why do you smell like it hoe

[tWiLiGhTxxTeAmEdWaRd]

ohmygosh that is so funny

[nyrat2]

DANCE EDDIE, DANCE!

he killed cokkie monster...U BASTARD!!

[MusicIsLove28]

This is so good! It never gets old!!

[ShanniieOx]

wots the song at 0:27

[domdompopsrock]

lol aahaha thats funny

[yarii19]

He's Right..

Pimpin' ain't easy..!

Haha, i love this video.

I will NEVER forget FOB!

"Ju name it. He Skools peoplez. The price, is thee cookiez!"

I Officially died.

xD

[pogochese]

LMFAO when he was dancing i almost died!!

" I'll call him EddiePuss!! " LMFAOOO!!

n then you guy's have to watch " james truth " after thiss!!

me and my cousin fell on the floor laughing!!

[marijexD]

0:!6 , omgawd that's so funnyy xD

We All Love Eddiepuss !!!

[Gresaaa]

lmfao wtf

[Americanchik309]

funny shit!!!!!!!

[ElyAlien]

please tell me that you haven't use a scene of the covenant in thi video...please...

[Treblaine]

HA HAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh god, I hate Twilight.

[twilightrox1fan]

that was soo funny

[NikkiLovesAllMusic]

funny my dear friends on word FUNNY

[TiannaMVA]

This si just the randimest (wtf?) video I have ever had the privledge to see. Really. It just... lol. lmfao if its not too over-used. XD

[Flweep]

Pimpin' ain't easy man. ~ Epic.

[ForeverInForks]

"i'll call him eddiepuss."

oh my god, i seriously almost died laughing from that. that was freaking hilarious! :D

[urfaavcoconutxD]

lol omg thank you for being alive!!

[saint230117]

that was great!! u should so do more hilarious ones like this video but not like this if you know what i mean! :)

[wentzpelo]

" Pimpin' ain't easy man."---LOL Hilarious!

[iLOVEthe80TWILIGHT13]

HAHAHAHA! I cracked up duringthe whole thing! HYAHAHAYA!

[edwardtwilightrob]

hey um whats the song "my head is telling me no but my body is telling me yes" thingy

[LindseyNoelleCullen]

I loveeee ittt! I think it is that freak R. Kelly's song "bump n' grind" this video is a ba-jillion times better than that freaking song. LOL!

[puffs93]

i really dont get why they call him spunk randsom

[miky141]

Robert pattinson: I hate my name. I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would completely invent a new one like ... Spunk. There's a girl that's called Ransom. I'd like to be called "Ransom Spunk," or "Spunk Ransom."

that's why:)

[puffs93]

oic! haha. What interview is that in!!?!?!?

[miky141]

it's in "R-Pattz becomes Spunk Ransom"

:)

[singingsastress]

'Ranon Pimp' Ha ha, that made my day.

[Ramalamabangbanggirl]

poooor cookie monster -cries-