Dead Celebrity Haiku - Episode 1

[fireheart102667]

gaytard!

[fireheart7795]

you're a jerk! now i'm gonna go cry in my closet! JERK!!

[kellylou59]

you need to get a life. keith urban is the greatest singer, songwriter, performer around. so he has one to many beers, he got help.

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

so do you

[keith7urban]

we r the coolest people alive cause wwe just r

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

you can't stand btwn us and Keith so back off. Your downing my vibe.lol :D

[keith7urban]

u go girl~!!!!!!

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

IF Keith were to look at this i think he would be furious.I don't think you really like him.

[montybb108]

ya that was SO mean! how rude of someone to do that

[keith7urban]

u r so rude

there r alot of girls that love keith urban and i am 1 of them and u don't hve 2 make a video of him dying

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

yeah i am a keith urban fan 2. u r pure mean

[clap4thewolfman]

Are you still here? For someone who was so thoroughly offended, you sure do like watching this video don't you? Could it be you secretly long for the day Keith Urban will die? How sick are you?

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

ok dude. I am just trying to get you to relize how wrong this is. Gaytard!!! if u love him so much then why did u make this.

[clap4thewolfman]

Does your mom know you're on the internets?

Look, I'm flattered that you love the video, really I am, but your constant babbling about Keith Urban's death is starting to creep me out. Seriously, leave the man alone, sicko.

[keith7urban]

your the 1 making the video

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

oh shut it!! dude u are so sick!!! u may think i am sick but u just uhhhhh.

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

yeah. No duh she is the one that let me get. I don't disobey my parents gaytard. Thats another word for retard in case u didn't know.

[keith7urban]

how sick r u!!! wat if someone made a video of u dying!!!! h would u feel?!?!?!?!?

[keith7urban]

why do u think no 1 has favorited?!?!?!!?

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

You are mean!!! I love him!!!

[clap4thewolfman]

Keith Urban, like you and I, will pass away someday. We just wanted to get ahead of the curve to prove that we love him way more than you.

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

you are just a mean looser who just wants attentoin.He is like my hero!!! This was a waste of 51 seconds!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

you do not love him more than me because i know all his songs off of all his albums. Well i know all of his songs except for 3 and he has what 50 songs?And how many do you know

[KeithUrbanLuver4Ever]

dude i even had his face on my b day cake!!!!! i went to his concert this year in dallas for my 13 b day. I even sleep in a shirt with his face on it. So don't even go there with me.

[horseypants65]

dude, as much as i love keith, and that waas kinda insulting, and i know the music industy is gonna suffer a great loss when he's gone, that was just retarded, it wasnt even funny. or sad or anything, just retarded/

[clap4thewolfman]

It will be a sad day. A sad, sad day. It will also be a Tuesday because Tuesdays are the saddest day.

Also, have you seen my baseball?

[theconsafos]

The music industry? The whole human race is gonna suffer when Keith Urban passes. Not since Kenny Chessney has there been a greater influence on music. This video was just done in poor, poor taste!

[horseypants65]

well yeah, thats what i meant. in poor taste or not i wasted 51 seconds of my life watching that, that i aint gonna ever get back.

[mykeithurban]

Sorry, But I don't like this video.... Keith is my inspiration, and I well, I don't like this at all!!!!!

[clap4thewolfman]

Sometimes, angels can't fly.