HACK3R C@T EPISODE 1: A Meow Hope

[kanstyle]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LONG VERSION?!

[malonbu]

I KNEW CATS WERE SMART, I JUST KNEW IT! 

[manstie]

... YOU CAN'T HACK WITH A MAC SILLY! ^_^

[ElginPocketwatch]

@manstie hacker cat can

[TwoScrewsLoose]

MORE HACK3R C@T

[brohazard]

@TwoScrewsLoose sorry to say but he died a month ago :(

[Izziekakarot]

@brohazard He did?! D':

[brohazard]

@Izziekakarot yea



[Citan1981]

Freakazoid anyone?

[EzPzLemnSqueezy]

I'm going to create a pumpkin using bowling alley. see if I can fertilize an ethernet

[ideeman1994]

RIP Turtle :'(

[meierjos26]

R.I.P. Hacker Cat :(

[walrusofdoomable]

@manstie

Macs are actually pretty good for hacking if you know what you're doing.

[Rades]

anyone know the song, sounds like something from final fantasy 8

[i69children]

look at those titties

[booyah344]

kinda reminds me of freakazoid

[EnDrcc]

We need MOAR HACKER CAT.

[AtedWasHere]

penis

[PivotsPCgaming]

Mr. HACK3R C@T

[kurt55555]

isn't that how freakazoid was made? by a cat walking on a keyboard?

[iareShroomz]

Meowingtons hack

[MrAnalpfropfen]

press 7 for nipple

[zKyl3z]

@MrAnalpfropfen wow... i think that is a nipple...

[nikicpicha]

@roofy2k He is obviously just stating that Windows is better.

[Kaozurge]

IS THAT A NIPPLE?

[kennyD1997]

(.Y.)

[venato75]

Pause and press 7 or 8

[InfamousSTD]

So it turns out 7 people are gay cause they think boobs are overrated

[InfamousSTD]

So it turns out 7 people are gay cause they think boobs are overated

[CurtisRoxAtGuitar]

am i seeing nipples?

[egormly]

those are ACTUALLY her nipples, just a statement.

[silverkx2000]

EPISODE 2! EPISODE 2!!!!!

[CloudedPeach]

Haha, Olivia is supposed to be some kind of a Russian female sidekick :D

[SnapImaX]

Cats hold all the highscores at Uplink.

[bigfatdynamo426]

I love the rotating Lorenz attractor

[KrypticAsylum]

Ah Youtube, where young kids only chance at porn is to see some minor cleavage.

[phubans]

@KrypticAsylum Hey, I'm nearly 30 and I can definitely appreciate Olivia's luscious funbags.

[Maddolis]

@KrypticAsylum Looks major enough to me.

[KrypticAsylum]

@Maddolis That cleavage is small time.

[Maddolis]

@KrypticAsylum It's whatevertime bro



[KrypticAsylum]

@Maddolis story cool

[HotDom12]

BOOBS

[lodzikusss]

0:06 TITS :D

[hoenoty]

daaayum almost missed the boobies cos of stupid ad at botttom of vid

[TheBrianJ]

T H I S V I D E O M A D E M E A C A T

[GoreTorn16]

@TheBrianJ THISVIDEOMADEMESAYTITS

[mancreep]

B-O-O-B-I-E-S

[Mihau0794]

keep pressing 4 for orgasm

[NeverMind9132]

I love the details you guys put into the videos.

[noml12]

HACK3R C@T fucking Internet meme

[1downpoison]

Kinda sad that a majority of the comments about cleavage...

[phubans]

@1downpoison Yes... Sad, but we live in a world where women are objectified, not only by men, but they often go out of their way to objectify themselves. Men objectify women, women manipulate men... I'd say...

*puts on sunglasses*

...that makes for some pretty terrible bed-fellows.

[AlexSaysHi2013]

@1downpoison YOU CAN SEE NIPPLE!

[venato75]

@1downpoison so is yours, can you delete it please?

[venato75]

@1downpoison so is yours, can you delete it please?

[jdotano]

Awesome :)

[Fuzzypanda110]

TITS

[gmSpaceDawg]

Olivia should dress like that more often. B)

[kaneangel2012]

bewbz

[Fosax]

What happened to the "advertisement" on the middle of the video that was on the website version?

[n11lc2]

when will 5sf make a parody of their really lonely viewers?

[samuraistalin]

@n11lc2 They need more information about you -puts on sunglasses- FURST. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[CoatedTrout]

Why are the people who comment on 5sf such pervs?

[ThePotatoInfestation]

@CoatedTrout Nothing wrong with a nice pair of breasts. It's only natural, after all.

[ShadowNny]

@CoatedTrout Because they are all loser ass virgins. What I do not understand is the way the internet is now; they could just Google porn, as to why they stick to drooling over five second videos is beyond me.

[martindanny]

@CoatedTrout You sir, are just simply, gay - or "not into women" I'd say

[danetucker]

@CoatedTrout Who knows? I like "bewbs" as much as the next red-blooded male...but seriously...

[Velothi]

@CoatedTrout white knight

[venato75]

@CoatedTrout can you delete your comment please?

[CoatedTrout]

@venato75 why?

[venato75]

@CoatedTrout it has nothing to do with the video or with the top comment and I don't think i'm the only one tired of comments about cleavage, breasts, pervert....

[tronlaser]

@CoatedTrout Its the internet

[babykillingspree]

why would people dislike this ?

[AznNorwegian]

BOOBIES!!!!

[ferretspy440]

The video is much better on their website.

[Aysen166]

BOOBS

[SurplusMarket]

Nip slip?

[historiansDemon]

5 people got hacked by the "Hack3r C@t"

[retektereptest]

suddenly, Freakazoid!

[tazgirlx]

Epic win. Nuff said.

[nanookthecrazyskulla]

Nipple or mole?

[Luka38]

can you actually hack anything on a mac?

[HitaroX]

@Luka38 no not really, lol

[DoctorMelon]

@Luka38 More than you'd think - Mac OSX is closer to UNIX than Windows, and thus many UNIX-Compatible commandline tools can be used. You're more likely to actually do stuff using a GNU/Linux or BSD machine though.

[TheQuestion8]

@Luka38 Macs are pro - you should try messing around with Terminal. Back your computer up first though. 

[robertbobby1]

@Luka38 Yah LOL, It's a lot easier also tbh. Mac's aren't popular enough for intelligent hackers to want to create viruses for it.

[slash5754]

@Luka38

jeff goldblum hacked an alien spaceship on a mac

[darjake5000]

@Luka38 yes.

[Spotfarm666]

@Luka38 I dunno about hacking on a mac, but i managed to freeze one twice in 5 minutes

[brenchtoast44]

@Luka38 You can hack it to pieces and go buy a pc.

[CRAKIZGOOD]

@Luka38

its is based on UNIX

so yes ive seen hackers use it

but they dont have to

[YourAverageJoey]

@Luka38 You can put linux on a mac. Then again, you'd be paying around 1.5 times the amount you'd pay for any other company's prebuilt and 2 times what you'd spend on your own rig, pretty much regardless of specs.

[jackbauer12321]

@Luka38 lol macs are *NIX based systems. I am a computer science major at Columbia University and 80% of my peers in the CS department use Macbooks. I built my startup w w w dot matchu dot me on my macbook pro.

[bluenowait]

@Luka38 HACK3R C@T can!

[Merimi]

@Luka38 i think that's part of the joke

[qiman2]

@Luka38

 seeing as it's UNIX based, yes.

[manstie]

@Luka38 With the amount of restrictions the operating system has put in to what the user can edit, I doubt you can do anything on the mac to hack something. But with that said, they are easy to hack.

[zerofir3]

@Luka38 Linux

[crazyman4300]

Booobs

[youre2fast4me]

its not an hack3r c@t its a |-|4><0|°, (47 !!!

[redattacker5123]

I don't know what's more impressive. A cat that hacked into a mainframe or those boobs.

[gibbygoldy]

Olivia's boobs for President!

[shion980]

Keyboard Cat strikes again :D

[kenshin9]

why does it always freeze after D:

[realphake]

@kenshin9 Yeah, I was wondering the exact same thing...

[Aginor27]

I'm sorry all I saw was the cleavage.

[Ido013]

@Aginor27 You didn't see the pussy?

[HEXACO]

Shut down all garbage mashers on the detention level, will you? Do you copy?

[oxygen2007rus]

Cat WINS!!!)

[ShadySouljahv2]

h4ck3r*

[ScotVideos]

@martindanny yeah, that cigarette is huge!

[martindanny]

@ScotVideos i was totally referring "those"

[ScotVideos]

@martindanny right sorry. yeah WOAH! THOSE GLASSES ARE ABNORMALLY LARGE! HE SHOULD TAKE THEM OFF, RIGHT?!

lol

[JustinBaker2567]

@martindanny meh

[ChaosBW]

@martindanny those are some cool shades, wonder what make they are..

[rikoxasora]

@martindanny it even sounds of the fap(:

[neonfiona]

@martindanny *Press 5 and take a look at that. Mmm pussy.

[Komacncheese]

HACKER CAT

[TheBerkeleyBear]

tits

[GaynessToTheAnus]

BOOOOOOBIES!

[mrbubblebathh]

hold 7 or 8 for a good thing

[lyingbears]

0:06 They're doing it on purpose now

[ShadowNny]

@lyingbears Well with all the pathetic YouTube virgins flipping over cleavage on almost all their videos are you really surprised?

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

@lyingbears lol seriously

[FloresStudios]

Just enough boobs to get me through the day.

[IcyFreshHALO]

Hey tell that guy, that his computer setup is the Boss.

[steaknkibble]

That was funny, except cats kill wildlife and their owners are either hipsters, crazy old women, lonely or gay.

[deadfridays]

THAT PUSSY! oh and also.. bewbs

[govnajedemdanas]

>hacking

>on a Mac

Yeah and I'm the Queen of England.

[NitroMani0]

That was fuuucckkiinngg hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[JohnnyBoy65451]

I WANT THAT FUCKING CAT!!!

[peytonmanning1288]

I'm sensing a pitch for a new primetime show on CBS.

[Foxfool228]

Episode 1 would be The Kitten Menace

The title really should be Episode 4, but I nerd out.

[JenkinzFilmz]

@Foxfool228 They can't do that until they make what would be the last three in the saga though, right?

[Foxfool228]

@JenkinzFilmz Could you rephrase that?

I'm having trouble understanding you.

[JenkinzFilmz]

@Foxfool228 They could not denote this one as episode four until finishing the next two. Being the original first three episodes. Afterwords, they would make what would turn out to be the first three episodes making this one go from episode one to episode four.

[Foxfool228]

@JenkinzFilmz Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope came out in 1977.

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace came out in 1999.

Don't ask me why Episode IV came out before 1, for I do not know.

That is, of course, assuming that 5SF is referencing the Star Wars series.

[JenkinzFilmz]

@Foxfool228 there we go. That's what I was trying to say. I do believe they released them in the order they did due to limitations in special effects at the time.

[Foxfool228]

@JenkinzFilmz @JenkinzFilmz I did a little research myself (and by research I mean Google'd it)

Seems you're right

It's still a shame to see how shitty the prequels are, though.

[jacobpotter]

@Foxfool228

the reason for that was because Lucas was originally going to have Star Wars be a stand alone movie, but then sequels happened and they decided to make prequels later on. The numbers weren't even there until the 90s.

[Foxfool228]

@jacobpotter While you've got a few details wrong, it seems that it's a combination of what JenkinzFilmz said and jacobpotter wrote.

Now can we please stop arguing over the title of the 5SF?

[jacobpotter]

@Foxfool228

we weren't arguing. you asked a question and I answered it. That's not arguing, that's conversation.

[Foxfool228]

@jacobpotter I think you take people on the Internet too literally.

[jacobpotter]

@Foxfool228

says the person who told me to stop arguing when I obviously wasn't.

[Foxfool228]

@jacobpotter *Cough*

[pepomk123]

Boobage @0:06

[NickStedmon]

Shouldn't it be "A Mew Hope?"

[ginnoveffect]

@NickStedmon do cats say mew?



[Mrcabletwitch]

@ginnoveffect no

[NickStedmon]

@ginnoveffect Well no, but technically they don't SAY anything. Plus mewling/ mewing is an acceptable term to describe the action of a cat making such a noise. Plus mew matches better with new, which is what they were going for.

[Bulzeeb15]

As soon as he said "We're In!" my computer froze a bit.

Nice touch, 5SF. ;)

[TheDjKuru]

The title takes long to read than the video takes to watch.

[MuffinPuffin01]

Nice cleavage :p

[n11lc2]

he didnt smash random keys enough like they do on tv

[HalfBlackPrince]

I've broken my "7" key by pressing it too hard and too often.

[scooterkid37]

The 5secondfilms site was one of the pages at 0:02.

[RetroScorpio]

@brian940808 If you're going to do those lame jokes, at least spell the keyword correctly...

[AlexPlaysGames]

@brian940808 That joke is boring now. Shut the fuck up.

[HitaroX]

@AlexPlaysGames if it's so boring why did it make me chuckle and made 67 people thumbs up?

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@HitaroX He has no sense of humour.

[AlexPlaysGames]

@HitaroX OH WOW 67 PEOPLE OUT OF THE NEAR 12 THOUSAND WHO'VE SEEN THE VIDEO.

You're just as sad as the other morons.

[HitaroX]

@AlexPlaysGames lololol, when have you seen a comment that has been thumps up'd about the same amount of times as it's view count? lmao, nice proportion logic, shane dawson get's like, comments with maximum of 200 thumbs up, and he has millions of subcribers.

[bloodsuckern]

Middle of computer screen*

Russia importers mission - unread

ANDddd a youtube video called Last day at Lego Hadron collider or something

[Number1124]

Not too tabby. That cat certainly earned his stripes.

[VanguardDragon]

@Number1124 Tabby. Nice.

[DrCowboyFace]

Video Dad is also a hacker? Neat!

[1337EricOMG]

waaaaaaaait. is that nipple i see??!?!?!

[bloodsuckern]

@1337EricOMG thats clearly a cloth piece sticking out....

[awarenessis]

Same here... Alas, no mouse joke. :-/

[maullster]

I was expecting some mouse joke.

[VenomFro]

Phew, catastrophe averted

[Psychkemia]

My computer keeps on freezing at the end of the video..