NO MORE NBA SEASON & WHY I DON'T CARE

[momonarie]

Is it me or does Reagan look like Christian Bale at 4:39? LMAO

[robynthecrow]

My Friend has a fear of hippos...

[bewarethebomb]

Hey your show is awesome and I love it but this video title makes me :(.

[135wwetnaman]

This show is da bomb!!!

[TheOmarale25]

Yea

[flaboodler911]

my friend went to the airport, took off his nats and yelled "i wanna fuck a plane!!!"

[MrTMONEY7919]

My Ex-friend Got drunk and she Masturbated on a table at a Party.....in front of everyone lol...hot bt shes a dumbass

[lennardvanoorschot]

Shitting on the doorstep of a house.

[TheAnonymousBboy]

@Awstbry Not sure if trolling or stupid as fuck.

[SuperSammigirl16]

the stupidest thing my friend's, plural i have more than one friend that has done this. Was that they lost their virginity while drunk.

[madpod5]

QOTD smack a bitch

[Rutenburger]

Guys!!!! Don't go to the url in top rated comments about the free ipads!! It's a virus!!! Thumbs them down so no one else gets tricked!!!. please thumbs up this comment so that other people can see it!!! Repost onto other PhillyD videos that have it.

[somerville00]

my gf is the size of a hippo and I have been mauled me several times.

[finneram]

why wont the angry yellow bird stop staring at me?!

[Gor1llaFuck3r]

@finneram Hilarious! I just noticed that, hahaha!!

[WimpyKid457]

Youve just been filled in... SHiT I GET IT NOW!!

[oopsyouredead27]

Alcohol increases douchebaggery, not douchebagginess.

[VoldyRoss]

QOTD: i was slapped by an angry, overweight french woman. I remember none of this but I must have done something extraordinarily stupid...

[MsMegaman234]

how did that guy call 911 if his phone wasnt working?

[Cr0fter]

@MsMegaman234 House phone?

[ArmTheMassive]

My dad once bet his friend he could put his head through the wall of a building said friend was working on. He hit a stud and knocked himself out.

[jacksonjohn0]

my friend jorden called me i had to pick her up and guess where she was on top of the bar naked i never looked at her the same way

[stepsister8]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PHILIP DEFRANCO FUCK NBA SEASON STARTS ON CHRISTMAS CUNT

[ESKIxCOUGAR22]

@stepsister8 this was put up a whole month ago, calm down

[Raymondhaffar1]

@stepsister8 Umad bro? 

[MrWaldo1337]

ygvhffnff

[WTFsubzero]

fell off a cliff and almost died

[bulletscary]

The samuel L jackson was my L.A. Project got 100%

[GraphicFrost]

The guy that is doing the announcing of Philly-D at his event; he sounds like the guy from Tenacious D pick of destiny that introduces Tenacious D in jack blacks dream lol

[sarswimmer01]

Woke up in a hotel lobby with the receptionist telling me she had called a cab

[SuperCandyPants]

Once .I peed in my laundry basket when I was drunk

[tui41]

my sister tried doing a superman out of the car while it was moving lol

[MrJovi287]

@ShirleenLeidholt Dont go to it guys its a virus

[zettielarissa]

Probably the dumbest thing I've done drunk was attempt to show these guys my sweet yoga moves and end up trying to take out a support beam with my collarbone. It was funny at the time...hurt pretty damn bad the next morning.

[hartvlog]

I just turned 21 so its a tie between drunk karaoke or.chasing vodka shots with spoiled milk.

[jaksjks]

watch hockey....

[mco609]

Fought a hippo

[FatJackCat]

Ur like a lil kid :3

[Tmathh]

damn that sucks that hippo owned him

[Y3WT00B3RR]

Well you were right about the players and owners being greedy, but at least the seasons back. Go Lakers!

[contentlocked99]

he cant help me because hell shoot me with a gun... hahaha

[THEabcd3rica]

I feel the need to respond to the story about the man who called 911 about his phone not working.

I work as a dispatcher for a small law enforcement agency, and I feel like you all would be surprised to know that these calls are WAY more common than you probably think. i have received numerous 911 calls from people asking me to unlock their phone because they don't remember their password. most are legitimately surprised (and angry) to find out that we are unable to do that.

[ryanrfknd15]

there is now

[BRiAnAdDAms44]

GIMME THE GAME NOW! please please with a cherry on top

[warrenw17]

Never trust a hippo, they are hungry, hungry.

[TheFeesible]

you would think someone would realize that a hippo is not safe......at all

[Kingkoopa456]

I love Zeds Dead, they are the best.

[esedego]

donkey balls!



[braedon96]

I had to pause it after the hippo story because I couldn't stop laughing! xD

[liliua2003]

LMAO@ the hippo story .....

[jesusprincess12]

haven't been that drunk yet

[victoriaroseh]

uuuhhhh youtube told me this was uploaded 9 minutes ago... /sigh

[Wrldcupfan123]

anyone else notice that stupidest was spelled wrong?

[ChocolateFlux]

I blew fire with absinthe in Spain once. Was a bad idea. Still turned out pretty cool.

[Vermundorr]

My mother filed for a divorce. 

[kevinfolley1]

QOTD: After a crazy night out I tried to re-create the "Nutz frozen to the porch" scene from Joe Dirt.

[jroyce39]

QOTD: I tried eating a Hot Pocket while it was frozen.

[FurryTyrant]

My friend met Samual Jackson and said he was really really nice. Not as scary as he seems lol

[Schabiq]

I confessed my love to a girl in front of her boyfriend and then vomited on his shoes.

[Mr123123hello]

WHAT ABOUT YAO MING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uknouluvmoemoe]

I got drunk underage and threw up on a cop..and got away with it.. :)

..stupid, but WIN.

[woodsy542]

THAT WOMAN GOT MARRIED THE DAY THAT SKYRIM CAME OUT! I BET HER HUSBAND PLAYED IT AAAALL NIIIIGHT!

[TheAraz95]

@woodsy542 HAHAHAHAHAH YEAH!

[fergo123]

@woodsy542 I bet that would get him an arrow in the knee.

[jjustjuliaa]

TOBY TURNER! WOO!

[CharlieBuck37]

Go to Chaoticcookie37 im drunk there.

[sgincrow]

she got married on 11/11/11 :O what an incredible way to celebrate skyrim's release

[pcos08]

I love how the thumbnail is marbury...

[JacobCantu1]

QOTD: Walking the dog at 2AM singing everything that comes on my iPod..I mean everyone was staring me down and I just laughed at their faces.

[sambart1986]

Samuel L Jackson SHOULD be Pres! xD

[Marbellacowboy]

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[RifleRockMafia]

The NBA is back on Christmas day

[johnnyMAC1495]

Well it's not anymore soooooo yeah

[oIRIOIFILo]

They'll shoot me with a gun

[RileyW45]

Ran into his girlfriend on a fourwheeler



[Trilynne1]

Hi

[NARproductions]

We pay basketball players millions of dollars to catch basketballs, but we pay soldiers pennies to catch bullets. Think about that.

[beatlifetwice]

@NARproductions Yeah but also more people could be soldiers then basketball players We also play for soldiers education So think about that

[acoti]

@beatlifetwice Are you fucking kidding me? That has absolutely nothing to do with it. The entertainment industry is absolutely lavished with money to tell us what we like and don't like. Meanwhile, teachers, professors, doctors, manual labor employees, etc.. are getting paid shit compared to that. Why? Because America Is Retarded.

[EmoSlayer86]

@NARproductions Because the nba is a business and the millitary is a public institution.. and Americans bitch about their taxes being raised by 0.0000001% lol (no offence).

[MrThatdude1189]

@NARproductions anyone can catch a bullet not very many can just 3 feet in the air or drain a 3 40% of the time think about it...

[NARproductions]

@MrThatdude1189 Less than 1% of the country is even qualified to join the military. Thats not just anyone.

[EinarBMAN]

@NARproductions More or less anybody can become a soldier and everybody can't become sports superstars.

[AbanoR777]

@EinarBMAN yeah but not everybody has the guts to be a soldier

[etaurs]

@NARproductions watching someone get shot isn't as fun as watching someone dunk, and basketball is not government.

[Juggernaut2k12]

@NARproductions My God I hate people like you who sit in their house in all day and hate on athletes. Sports athletes work just as hard to get to that position in their career just as much as any career in life. Your name is NARproductions so im guessing you work in television or movies, so how would you feel if someone told you your job wasnt worth shit to society because it really isn't.

[NARproductions]

@Juggernaut2k12 Wrong, im an Engineer in the United States Army. All im saying is this country pays tall guys millions to throw a ball around, while we pay soldiers pennies to go over seas and die for our freedoms. Anyone who thinks thats okay is a sad soul. That quote was also said by Pat Tillman, a professional football player who gave up the millions to join the Army. A real patriot, unlike you.

[nerdbird614]

why are the stupid people from illinois? most of us are nice, just so u guys know...

[bbghoney]

Samuel L Jackson Vs Morgan Freeman? o_O

[SpiralMurphy]

@bbghoney Samuel Jackson is gonna be Morgan Freeman when Morgan Freeman retires or dies, whichever comes first. Not that I hate Morgan Freeman, though, if it sounded like that :P

[bmama125]

not true anymore the NBA Season is back on

[shredfortyler2]

QOTD: yeah my best story was the one where i raped 7 little girls, killed all of their household pets, stole a mercedes, drove to my neighbors house, stabbed the wife to death, and then beat their son to death with a golfclub. greetings from San Clemente penitentiary!!!!!

[nvidiaguy]

1:21 to 1:23 best part of the video!



[sprinklefication]

oh Noes! :o

[n91guru]

going on about Samuel Jackson and him being your father, didn't his daughter do porn?

[gamerdudepro2212]

SAMUEL L JACKSON WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT VS GOD!!!!!

[SLCforLIFE]

You said it perfectly, stupid greeeeed! I'd rather go play basketball lol

[MrGladBEASTftw]

i quite enjoy the NBA season

[JuicyFruit104]

1:12 KING KONG

[aliisthedrummaster]

GREEDY NBA PLAYERS AND OWNERS MADE A DEAL!!!

In yo face, Phil, we get Basketball anyway!!!!

woooooooooooooooooo

[Chark711]

My siblings 'swam' in a creek.

[zach00hansen]

Chuck Defranco

[SuperMrman95]

chuck norris.

[SquishyCandyftw]

LOL FAIL PHIL

the NBA IS BACK LOOOOOL

[link2037]

@SquishyCandyftw How did he fail exactly? He's just saying he doesn't care about it at all.

[SquishyCandyftw]

@link2037 by saying "No more NBA season" when it wasn't even official yet.

[link2037]

@SquishyCandyftw Still not seeing how it's a fail, his video titles have always been misleading and designed to grab as much attention as possible.

[SquishyCandyftw]

@link2037 not my problem you don't see it as a fail. please don't reply back, I come on youtube to comment not to make conversations with fools.

[link2037]

@SquishyCandyftw Your initial comment definitely shows a high level of intelligence. I concede. Lolol.

[Bruinsrule18]

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[kuryman9]

NBA is back now!!!!!

[heheitslucy]

My friend cut her hair off and she has pretty long hair, it was pretty darn funny xD

[macali2009]

I got black out drunk n fell off my chair, shit my pants, filled a gallon bucket by vomiting and unfortunately let my friend get my cell phone and he stole a bunch of numbers off it and cost me a bunch of friends so yeah....

[123123mcr]

my friend fell off a roof then fed our friend's cat cider :')

[indyaakcamp]

run from the police on a tricycle && get busted for DYI on a trike underage -_-" tard.

[16lakerpride24]

@sxephil u guys have amare and carmelo. and get ready to welcome chirs paul too

[GoldGodzilla]

fuck you you prick!

NBA is back you nerd!

[FearxFaith1]

im from Illinois ._.

[Ibitetings]

when i was drunk last halloween apparntly i thretand to throw up on my friends cat.

[Aolbeast]

Most over paid athletes r baseball players Yh sit there scratch ur balls up to the plate n strik out n n repeat step 1

[bulletmagnet212]

Ok 1:That first girl was hot,and 2:11,11,11 is remberence day!Coincidence?

[9WonderfulAngels]

NBA players suck.....there i said it -__-

[shortyidaho]

give it to me or i will poop shit.

[JCojocaru]

NBA is full of greedy players and owners who are all making a lot more than they should be.

[dark2cody]

my mom pissed on the counter

[rwjrwj1]

@dark2cody 

[universoul01]

Went out, got blackout by 10pm, got a cab called for me. When I woke up I realized I lost my jacket, truck keys, car keys, iPhone, House key as well as a set of master keys from a business I was painting.

[RiotWolf]

QOTD: My cousin, he claimed he could walk straight, and walked right diagonally into the floor fan, the TV, and then we made him sit down

[rayquazaking1]

pelt me pelt me



[IndeedPerSe]

poop

[tyrlifax]

So drunk i fucked a cpt morgan statue.

[bigboobedbirtha]

ive never seen someone drunk:¨]

[bigblake31]

I want you to pelt me with Ezio, Altair, and Desmonds innuendo at my face :D

[mirandez22]

tryed to fight samual l jackson

love youre face bitches

[fsgangstafs]

1:02 - he said "excue me" instead of 'Excuse me' :P

[enjoiurskatebord]

continued to use the wrong key on my car door lock until i broke it. once this happened i realized that i would not be able to retrieve the other fifth of tequila until morning. sad day broken car door lock and no more tequila :(

[punkytray1]

Welcome back Sarcastic Phil, this show is genius. It was better when you first started and this one goes back to those days, LOVE it!!

[skaterdude8598]

i really want that game!!!!!!!!!!(PS3 please)

[yTapGaming]

I think the stupidest thing a friend has done was: Sxephil misspelling "Stupid" in the comment question of the day :)

[Atriviality]

A tall friend of was drunk and gave himself a mild concussion when he tried to enter a house and repeatedly walked into the top of the door frame (just above his eye level). He finally managed to get inside when somebody suggested he should duck before entering.

[kandygirl425]

I have a feeling the Reagan story isn't true.

[Sgmagenesis]

my nephew got hammered one night and all was good. like 10 minutes after he goes to sleep he gets up and goes out into the hallway and just takes a piss there, while me and his other uncle are telling him to go to the bathroom. his response was "Hold on, i'm almost finished with the hallway." =)

[matt972]

Samuel L Jackson. Boss at large!

[thempcshow]

samual jackson,,, she was terrified 

[cricrico1]

yes

[Marker412]

"...cause he'll shoot me with a gun" I literally rofled from that 

[barkdawgHI]

my drunk story....

My buddy was absolutley hammered to the point that he would look at you, but it didnt really look like he saw you haha.

Anyways during this time he thought it would be a good idea to take a dump off of my buddies' balcony on the third story. He completed this without falling lol He comes in later, decides the TV is the toilet and pulls down his pants and pees on the TV. We all said "what the hell are you doing??" his response, " dont worry about it." with a drunk grin.

LOL

[STMLosss]

not too long ago i was hammerd broke some beer that was in my bag from a party bus i was just on, that got me soaked kinda blacked out than i remembered walking home in the cold no clothing from the waste down...cant make this shit up lol

[bimtav]

I pissed on this random girl's jacket. She didn't see me and walked out wearing it.

[nobelle92]

to young to drink :I

[Br21277]

One of my buddies took a leak in his oven, nothing like baked pee

[mistarokafela713]

@perkstem u Berta get that checked out. You might have a problem on your hands.

[Anodai]

Stupidest thing done while drunk:

Fighting Samuel L Jackson! Followed closely by picking a fight with God.

[bec0mingem0]

I saw a 30 year old try to hook up with a 16 year old. Being drunk make you a petifile

[TheBmck23]

micheals my dad, jerk *sob*e

[parikjan]

yack, yack, and lootz

[lilish247]

I would definitely Dook that Hippopotamus in the Rear .