Child of Eden Video Review

[occasionalDrifter]

@goofeewalden1

Just buy the dlc code from eBay for less than $10 and get it that way.

That's how I got mine today :)

[occasionalDrifter]

@goofeedwalden1

Just buy the dlc code off of eBay for -$8 and get it that way.

That's how I got mine :)

[alepepe100]

Love this game, love kinect

[goofeewalden1]

I really can't decide if I want to buy this or not. 40 bucks seems like too much.

[DraconianTroll]

@goofeewalden1 It's $16 shipped on Newegg right now

[goofeewalden1]

@DraconianTroll Sweet. Thanks for the info.

[Mnwga]

this was an awesome game

[robertparkersmu]

this game was boring to me. i dont think there is anything cerebral about it. just point and shoot. im not a big fan of call of duty, im not hating on it either.

[robertparkersmu]

man i freaking hated this game! it was just horrible trash. waste of my time

[danielzinhofa]

@robertparkersmu you preffer a non-cerebral action like call of duty?

actually i'm not trolling,it was a simple question

[Ph0be]

Is that girl real or computer annimated?

[FLYPino019]

This looks like a good game for people with ADD...

So, I'll pick it up later.

[MyNaemBGus]

I now hate Battlefield thanks to ads.

[RaidenHeaven]

So its a shoot em up, with nice colors and music but with no real concept.

Its a DLC not a full game. You can say that is an arcade game.

Also if its not dynamic it will suck.

[SimonInGear]

50 bucks? I bought it for 15 =D

[ineedaname889]

IGN reviewer: Kinect is great, the Xbox control is clunky and sucks.

Gamespot reviewer: The normal control is awesome, kinect is clunky, unresponsive and inaccurate.

...................

[CarlosAvilla]

@ineedaname889 I am verrry sure she meant as, kinect is more fun and feels more natural, and playing with the controller kinda sucks. As actually, the kinect is the most inaccurate, but in the end, who cares. Everybody plays kinect knowing it's all flawed just because it's a different experience.

[JohnnyLeyenda]

I'm guessing the PS3 version is essentially the same, yet it got a 6.5...IGN, we know you use different reviewers but you confuse people who don't know it.

They didn't even care to explain if there were any differences between the versions...

[orangefoxvideos]

starfox on shrooms

[SupremeGameslord]

It deserves to be sold in multimulti-milion copies.

Oh well in another dimension maybe.

I wonder if it had hit 100K mark so far.

[IIIHagakureIII]

"Yo dawg.... I herd you liek the internet, So we put an internet in yo internet so you can internet while you internet."

[TheJohnApocalypse]

If she's saying that this game is better with Kinect then why is she playing with a controller?

[ZAINTHEGAMER]

8.5 WTF!!!!!

[slade6alpha]

Holy Santa Claus shit.

[NarutoRocks2011]

this why i love japanese people

[russeljohnson2]

it's $20 right now is it not?

[TheHaters112]

WTF IS THIS!!! -__-

[1000zing]

COLLECTERS EDITION COMES WITH SHROOMS

[PTPfilms]

This game is much better with kinect

[Brianexe43]

its $30 at best buy, just got it

[Kororocks12]

If only virus busting was this fun!

[XXCo0olDudeXX]

Can't wait for PS3 version.

[Gordingracht]

If it's short, shouldnt it be a downloadable game. I'll wait for the price to go down.

[NoktemAeternus]

kinect more accurate than controller, no fucking way

[skinnyguy38]

no matter how much trash you talk about IGN it's still going to stand. period.

[baghdady42]

it's not that bad actually .....it's kinda of cool

[000TQ000]

Oh my god this game was sooo fucking shit!

[puertoricanbobbythom]

THIS WHACK SHIT GET 8.5??? AND SOCOM 4 GETS A 7.0.....fuck outta here

[LBPFTW10347]

Lol so much hate for a game that changes things around a little. I bet if this game had gallons of blood and plays like COD it would get a 10. Pffft we all know COD is just an abortion of a series. So to all you COD fanatics, go back to noob tubing and drop shotting and try not to understand a visual and audio masterpiece that you clearly can't handle. Good day!

[vashfrosamurai]

dude come on this game sucked and it got a higher score than alice and duke nukem? fuck you ign you inconsistent bastards.

[Clesarie]

@vashfrosamurai Duke sucked. Its a mix match of outdated graphcis and outdated concepts. The issue is also it forced in new concepts making it feel very mixed. Gearbox did the best they could in 3 months with a ton of shit thrown at them but, there was little to no chance that the game was ever gonna be good. Alice is great to. Child of Eden is awesome the only true flaw I see is I badly wanted stereoscopic 3d. 3d + Kinnects would of been orgasmic.

[vashfrosamurai]

@Clesarie child of eden only has 5 levels and makes you replay the first 4 a billion times just to unlock the 5th one it's not worth 60 bucks duke is so much better watch the hateful truth of dsp

[Clesarie]

@vashfrosamurai So every single arcade game or fighting game sucks by your standard. You don't have to have a ton of content to have a quality game. It also has 6 stages but, thats a moot point. Its replayablity and fun factor are high. The point of a game is to have fun. COE is fun. Duke is broken game that wasnt finished and then had to be pieced together with 2 to 3 year old content by another devoloper. Its sub par at best.

[vashfrosamurai]

@Clesarie yeah but the game doesn't warrant a 60 dollar release it just simply doesn't have enough in the game and yes duke nukem is more fun than that i mean what are you doing the entire game? your just rail shooting and it's even worse with the kinect.

[Clesarie]

@vashfrosamurai Shrugs Duke nukem lacks production values. Im a sucker for high quality production and COE beats it in spades.

[vashfrosamurai]

@Clesarie what kind of high quality does COE have??? It's pretty colors and drug inducing music is all it has. watch the hateful truth by dsp about duke nukem and you'll see why it isn't as good as you think it should be. And how arrogant for saying that you're a sucker for high quality.

[Clesarie]

@vashfrosamurai W/e guy you're fighting a battle I could care less about. You have your opinion I have mine.

[KodaKumi101]

looks shit

[EvanJayJay]

imagine playing this while high

[savethealcohol]

@EvanJayJay

That is how I beat this game :D

[bleachvt]

Is that icarly?

[MrRodQ]

I want to play this game, happy to find out its a multiplat. hits ps3 in september though :(

[ziggoverzaggs]

this looks...fun...

[CharmieKid]

I've seen video after video after video on this game.........and I still have no I idea what the hell it's about!!

[MrJokerGuyFilms]

@CharmieKid But they just explained the plot and objective in this review...

[CharmieKid]

@MrJokerGuyFilms Yeah, but still. It's like.....colours and flashing lights and shapes......ugh.......no clue.

[halokirby117]

if its supposed to be the internet, wheres the porn level???

[Leonthegreat]

@halokirby117 if they stumbled upon to redtube or a similar site, the game would just crash immediately

[vmagal7]

imagine you playing that game with acid !

[MrZangetsu468]

@vmagal7 I just assumed this was Lylat Wars on acid

[insertnamehere001]

@vmagal7 challenge accepted

[WhitCake88]

8.5 sounds about right! Those who roll their eyes, stfu. I don't normally agree with IGN as some of their reviews on good games are..not good. But this is absolutely CORRECT! It may be short, yeah. But I don't care. Oh, I have to play through the level all over again..point? It's STILL fun. It's something you have to experience yourself before judging it so harshly kthx.

[fosizzle123]

@WhitCake88 its an 8.5 if ur high off ur ass

[WhitCake88]

@fosizzle123 Not at all. -rolls eyes- That's what everyone says when they first see the commercial. But that's not it. It deserves the score, period.

[Jmanruleshereallydoe]

pew pew pew pew take that corrupted data

[FrostySk8Team]

8.5 everyone at ign has to pop a roll and re-review this game

[FrostySk8Team]

Now im going to buy this games and pop a roll xD

[NJSthecool]

no top rated comment?time for me to shine!

[Bankai1484]

@NJSthecool congratz. Your parents are proud of you

[NJSthecool]

@NJSthecool i was jk O_O woah

[StevenFramed]

You're all so stupid. Why are you so so stupid? Are there paint chips on the internet that you all eat as snacks. Do you eat e-paintchips? Do you even understand this paintchip reference? Do you comprehend what I am throwing at you?

[bolognapony59]

I think I'm going to unsubscribe to IGN. They make bad verdics for great games! Most of the "bad" verdics are because of their instant greedy-ness for graphics. Who cares if the graphics get a little blurry? If it wasn't for bad-graphical games, we wouldn't have modern games that IGN seems to love. Has anyone else noticed that they criticalise WAY too much on the graphics of modern games. If they reviewed an NES game, their troll-face would bounce off the wall. SERRIOUSLY!

[danielzinhofa]

@bolognapony59 they didnt say anithing about it's graphics '-'

[LSJGaming]

hey kids want to know what a stroke feels like play this game (this is why i dont have an xbox)

[thegrouchization]

@LSJGaming I would actually Describe it as a more pleasant form of migraine. (Not the headache kind)

[spongebobfire0]

8.5is bad 8.0 its confusing

[drakomemories]

you give a very short with almost no story game an 8.5? wth???

[KrankyBIAS]

@drakomemories minecraft was rated PC game of the year and Indie game of the year and that has NO story...just beautiful creativity and spectacle. And I don't see how Child of eden has "almost no story."

[drakomemories]

8.5??? ohh my god what did ign become.....

[SultanaKidStudios]

THE MUSIC IS NOT TECHNO IT IS TRANCE AND RAVE

but enogh complaining i might actully buy an xbox for this game

(i am not starting a console who ever trys to starts one can blame themselves for hours of their life wasted)

[haloboyFNFAL]

all i can say best play hi

[Disawat]

dunno it looks borring unless its 3D



[Y2JArmyofficial]

this game was my reason to get kinect so far im loving the game its really beutifull to look at playing it with kinect is really fun i love the music as well =)

[TutoriaITube]

Thumbs Up if before this game came out, you thought it was gonna have a story like assassins creed

[JawzPause]

@TutoriaITube What? Why would you think that?

[zephyro11]

I just played this game on LCD on a HD Big Screen. It was quite possibly the best experience I have ever had. I literally cried at the end.

[zephyro11]

@zephyro11 LSD** I'm literally shaking.

[MultiAlliot]

some games look shity but are good

[muntasir20]

you give this poor excuse for a game a 8.5 yet you give duke nukem forever a 5.5 wtf is wrong with ign

[pkkinglord]

@muntasir20 i din't realy like duke nukem forever but it is way better then this shit!

[weaslyxXx]

@muntasir20 i agree this looks like shit

[iThrashNano]

@muntasir20

Dude, Duke Nukem Forever blew, not to mention they only made it because they knew idiots would by it if they put the Duke Nukem name on it. You may not think child of eden is very good, but its a hell of a lot more of an original concept.

[muntasir20]

@iThrashNano im not saying duke nukem was a great game but its better then this piece of shit by leaps and bounds this game has only 5 levels and it forces you to play the same level over and over again just to get to the next one you thumbs get tired after 15 mins of gameplay (with D-pad) the controls suck with the motion controls and its repetitive

[05DAB]

@muntasir20 you havin fun trollin?

[muntasir20]

@05DAB play the game and see for yourself it sucks

[KrankyBIAS]

@muntasir20 I did, it was better than sex... with a goddess

[noog0909]

@muntasir20 Actually, the game's fantastic.

[muntasir20]

@noog0909 it sucks its interesting for about 15 minutes then it gets boring and repetitive and the fact that this game only has 5 levels and forces you to play the same level over and over again just to get to the next level dosn't help either not to mention the controls suck ass

[xxYetterxx]

@muntasir20 why don't ya pop both titles into metacritic and see what ya get. Looks like IGN is right on the money.  Your taste in video games is dated. I didn't get past the first level of Duke Nukem before I was bored to tears

[awesomepo22]

@muntasir20 This game was amazing, Duke Nukem was "Okay" at best.

[muntasir20]

@awesomepo22 how is this game amazing 

[dyldragon1]

@awesomepo22 Duke Nukem Forever sucked ssssooooooo bad.

[thecanadianvandal]

I'm playing this on Ambien. HOLY SHIITTT

[redac13]

anyone got any LSD?

[10191927]

I got this today. (0.0) It is so mesmerising and trippy. It's one of the most beautiful Hi Def games i've played, and Kinect works great. I loved REZ and this is even better. It may be short, but who cares. Games like these don't come along very often.

[EagleHQ]

So the first women ever is chinese?

[thegrouchization]

@EagleHQ First woman born in space, I think. I would say Oriental. Wider range of possibilities.

[deathbananacake]

this is the feature of the internet

[TOXICHAZE99]

it looks like sin & punishment gon high

[SuperFlyBonsai]

$35 ON AMAZON TODAY! amzn.to /kJmBQ8

[thewhopperboy27]

@SuperFlyBonsai or 30$ new at Gamestop.com :P

[blayd333]

@thewhopperboy27 or 429 kr at webhallen :p swedish value

[thewhopperboy27]

@blayd333 Well ya :) That too...

[Libx920]

a girl review? never heard that from ign

[steelfoe]

It really makes my 55 inch really pop. I get lost in the game. I wouldn't play it with out kinect if you payed me.

[Darkkarsh]

This girl originaly come from Genki Rockets, she is the singer of that band :D , heavenly Star is their most famous song, and appear in No More Heroes to :D , AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[blazin220]

this reviewer is kinda bias in my opinion. the kinect is soo unresponsive that i had to switch to a normal controller. and the star system is bullshit. but i do agree that the game is fun and unique but it should be a 7 or 7.5 8.5 is way too high

[xxYetterxx]

@blazin220 Really?? I've beaten CoE on hard just using kinect. I wouldn't play it any other way

[jampotkwl]

Lools I came here expecting a 2 or something :L

[DublinGamer]

Such a beutiful game, but it doesnt fuck around. No chechpoints? Are you kidding?

[Bitjelloboy30]

@DublinGamer Just like Rez, its a trail and error game to me.

[SupremeGameslord]

Perhaps some people failed to learn that this beauty CAN be played with standard X360 controler.

[jasonf236]

some of the music in this game is from Genki Rockets they are amazing listen to their music and buy their cd its good 

[dareangel666]

Derp

[MaskzCinata]

i just watched 6 of these videos b4 i FINALLY find one that tells me what you actually do in the game besides just how you feel when u play it -.-;

[juggernaut51]

Really and the guy named pokemon heroes knows hardcore lol stfu

[boie651]

This game is so much fun on meth!

[Zombiebushi]

Might be fun on acid or mushrooms.

[fuckedup610]

please help

can you play this without kinect? with a 360 remote controller?

[XXTheGameYouJustLost]

@fuckedup610 Yes, you can play it with either.

[10jar8]

@fuckedup610 Yes, she said it a few times : )

[fuckedup610]

@10jar8 I was excited to buying game and didn't care much about the whole review video. Thanks :)

[KillswitchJohn]

see IGN actually likes other games besides COD, stop talking shit about them when they give a game a bad review.

[CrimsonRGU]

@KillswitchJohn its a good review because hilary goldstien didnt review it

[theduder27]

wow a kinect game i actually wanna play unbelieveable

[Ryuuken24]

This game is perfect if you have ADD, or ADHD, you WILL have tons of fun, since you have psychological issues, and can't play a game which requires basic mechanic and thinking skills. So enjoy your light show for what it is, a cheap light trick, resembling guitar hero. Have fun!

[Ryuuken24]

The story doesn't make sense, it doesn't have sense. They were high on DMT, or mushrooms, if you have ever taken DMT, this game seems pretty familiar to you.

[GeoJJx]

My complain is that its too short yet it's sold at retail price!

[milontua]

If kinect can keep the game averages up for the other "so called" hardcore games then i will possibly buy a second kinect game.but they have to be 8 and higher anything below 8 im not getting! THIS I SWEAR.......

[ghostie45]

@milontua You're a cool cat

[1FatSpaz]

I played this while on 120mg of MDMA. It was the most beautiful experience of my life.

[DrumHero131]

*seizure* :o

[MrSonnenschein]

What is so special about this kind of game? I played Rez HD but just could not get into it. Sure, it's all about sounds and visuals, but still it's boring as heck.

[theduder27]

@MrSonnenschein you have no soul

[SuperMegaPirate]

About playing it in complete darkness:

all bodymovement can be tracked without light, kinect uses infrared light

(a sort of invisible light if you want >.<) however most games also use the normal cam to make images and gamy pics, this will require light... :S

hopefully we'll be able to play CoE in complete darkness, would be EPIC!! ^^

[xxYetterxx]

@SuperMegaPirate I always play CoE in totally darkness and it works great

[SuperMegaPirate]

@xxYetterxx Thanks for confirming, I suppose it's pretty EPIC!! (=

[thegrouchization]

@SuperMegaPirate To be precise, Ultra-Violet, and Infra-Red are at opposit ends of the spectrum, beyond the range of light frequencies that the Human eye can detect.(I typed that from memory while half asleep). This game is what convinced my dad to buy himself an Xbox!

[xxYetterxx]

The Developers of this gane were not high....they're just from Japan

[CalvinOrosaa]

@xxYetterxx *game

[clankbot9]

@xxYetterxx It's Japanese, 

[xXxChRiSrOmxXx]

IGN SUCKS!!!

[adriandude85]

works great with accurate kinect wow that doesnt sound markety at all

[ballsbaby123]

sounds good



[lp33123]

oh and make sure you dont have epilepsy

[lp33123]

oh and make sure you epileptic

[Krustentier7]

you like the kinect controls? so that's why you only used kinect foota... oh, wait.

[meshmesh5577108]

too bad kinect cant sense movement when it's too dar . imagine playing this on ahuge hd tv in a totally dark room only with ur hands ...EPICCC !!!

[xxYetterxx]

@meshmesh5577108 Thats a myth, I played this game on my 52" in totally darkness with my Kinect and it was EPICCCC!!!

[meshmesh5577108]

@xxYetterxx whaaaat :O :O my kinect always says my room is too dark wtf ;s :@

[thegrouchization]

@meshmesh5577108 I think it means "Too dark for Facial Recognition".

[forsurenoob]

there should be a co-op, it would be hilarious.

[Stoni41]

its fun because play this with kinect is less precise like to play with the controller!!! dont lie to us Bitch! i have the game and ist better with controller

[xxYetterxx]

@Stoni41 bullshit...

[subtlenight]

I'm so renting this out while I'm high or tripping.

[TheAlphaTank]

LSD: The game.

[ikause17]

play this high and see what happens :P

[mfcold1]

This game is available for ps3 too you IGN assholes