Clemens/Pettitte H.E.B. Commercial

[DerangedHermit]

Beats the hell out of an NYC Pathmark's fully cooked AIDS.

[tatman200]

id like to inject something into mrs. clemens as well...my dick

[FredGuadalupe]

lmfao listen to Andy haha.

[ShakeAlongWithMe82]

Is Roger a cheater? Yes. Is he still one of the 5 best pitchers I have ever seen in my life? Yes. All you people who say the guy is a bum and a cheater, OK, you have a point. But to ignore how talented and what an athlete this guy has been for 20 years is insane. Steroids or not, he is one of the best pitchers to ever toss a baseball. Barry Bonds, steroids or no steroids, STILL is one of the best hitters the game has ever seen. Steroids help, absolutely, but let's not act like 5 year olds here.

[azrael8585]

Who on here has ignored Rogers accomplishments?

All we are saying is that if you cheat in your twilight yrs just so you can extend, not your career, but your stats.

How is this helping the game? All those before him that didn't, and all those after that won't, how's this help them?

So Roger not only lied to the country so his fame would;t be diminished, he lied to himself by using and going farther than his usual career would have gone.

[angeldusted81]

hey clemens stick that brisket up your lying steroid riddled abcess infected ass!!!!

[thirdbardo67]

brilliant! clemens new nickname should be the brisket instead of the rocket!!!!

[azrael8585]

clemens is a pimp. 1st, makes millions off a game he cheats at. 2nd, he prostitutes his wife out there for money he doesn't need.

[thirdbardo67]

hey roger you have a big abcess on your cheating, lying fat ass!

[Cleanertheprofession]

I think he meant HGH, not HEB.

[azrael8585]

and you buddy, do not have one ounce of courage. you love getting white girls pregnant. Well I say, I can't blame you there.

Who the fuck would do those ugly ass black women?

[akuonye]

lmao

[panterastang]

do you think they jerk each other off after they inject each other in the asses. Reach arounds?

[panterastang]

nothing goes with a salted meat like a big bucket of roid juice!

[pantzer1]

Nothing goes with brisket like JUICE ... right, Rocket and Andy?

[nparga23]

Even Jim Rome slammed Fatso Clemens on his radio show today.

I told everyone years ago when Fatso Clemens was with Toronto he was using steroids.

I also said Nolan Ryan was and still is the greatest pitcher of all-time BUT these Clemens fans are MORONS. Now, these USEFUL IDIOTS have egg on their fucking ugly faces today.

[Avantyawn]

I bet it hurt when she slapped his ass!

[worldaven]

ROGER: Hey Andy, would you stick me in the butt...

ANDY: (smile)

ROGER: with this needle, silly.

ANDY: I guess that's why they call you the rocket! BAM

[sunra67]

the steroid twins!!!they were probably shooting each others asses!!!!!what are they doing with that meat????

[fancyrobot]

Roids!!!!

[BronxBomber182]

I've never seen this commercial on TV. It was pretty good!

[NYJaneMD]

this video is great. thanks for posting it. lefty rules.

[HuygensPH]

anybody notice the annoyed look Roger gives his wife and the dreamy look when Andy stepped in?

I rest my case

btw, Roger said:"fully fookd" lmao

[Dereksbestfan]

Andy will never leave the Yankees. Andy the Yankee. :)

[Wonhsuan]

Andy is sooooo cute.and he will always be a Yankee

[Farbos]

perfect advert, soo funny, now that Andy is back, please oh please make that phone call to Roger to get him back

[fliptwistnshake]

I HATE ANDY PETTITTE. Believe the Buzz :D

[NYJaneMD]

astros fan. get over it.

[tdvu]

i already have, and im glad too. =P

[realplayer54]

I don't get it. What do we have to get over? And you know this is a Houston ad right?

[jackhandey]

Andy was a Yankee.. IS a Yankee and will always be a Yankee wooooooooo

[jackhandey]

Andy was a yankee is a Yankee and will always be a Yankee... WOOOOOOOOOOO

[1Bowler]

Thank you I've been looking for these commersicals with Houston stars.

[1Bowler]

I take it back I hate andy pettitte now he can get hit by a bus for all I care. what he did was a real "Carlos Beltran" move. it's guys like him who forget where he came from that really grind my gears, and no he didn't come from NY he just played their.

[BartmanMC]

The Astros dosent diserve Andy with the games the teams reliefers and offence has done to him.

[NYJaneMD]

another astros fan. get over it. he'll have his heart in NY.