Maury: My Dad's Cock Is DRIED Up!!! He's NOT Your Father, Boo! (2007)

[Stardoll6854]

7:09 - LMAO!!!!!!!!

[grace317]

@Stardoll6854 LOL IKR. SIMPSONS MOMENT FTW

[deadly32]

Stupid shameless black people.

[bondurk]

IM NOT LAUGHING BUT A 61 YR OLD SHOULD NOT BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN LOL HE'LL HAVE A HEARTATTCK

[Simscinderellafella]

Their son is now 5 year old and the daughter is 33 yr

[Simscinderellafella]

Because you can have a baby what matter is you're age

[FatimaS1988]

WTF she lookin at his cock?

[deadly32]

@FatimaS1988 , becuz she also likes to smell and taste it.

[ByulliPark]

Pffft, no one EVER listens to Maury when he's trying to talk. Poor guy.

[AMysteriousMiracle]

look at the cute baby whatever tracy do the bady do

[smb123able]

Fact: Men Can Still Get It On And "Skeet" Till The Day They Die Ijs

[angie120881]

How does she know her dads penis is not workng?

[jasminecourtney]

LMFAO WHAT WAS THAT IN THE BEGINNING?

[YourResource2]

i aint seen the tests i say he is the dad

[MeteoraXV]

SO CURTIS!

"So Curtis."

[BroodGrafix]

dads fucking loving it lol

[bigtyke91]

@lilfashion lol them teeth need dental work asap

[SuperAnnarocks1]

Pocca's just jealous that her dad is the father of Tracy's baby! YEA OK POCCA YOU CAN DENY YOUR BROTHER!

[brittaney18]

hahahahaahaaaaaaaahahahahahaha thats what her ass get lmao

[DaCatOnTop]

Shes 39??? What in the fuck...I"m almost 30 and I can tell you this bitch looks likes 60. She mustve did too many drugs.

[CowieMooCowxo87]

best video title ever.

[bruinreuben]

Pocca is kinda hot, Id definetly give her a poke-a

[arayalrio]

5:34 Yes, clap for Maury's libido. ;D

[ItsRapBoy]

i would "pocca" her big tits!

[Dominexanbarbie27]

how many kids maury got?

[JL0vely]

lmaoooooo @ my dads cock is dried up

have mercy on me! #slayed

[PunkZeusRock]

I will NEVER name my daughter "poke her"

[JexJhenga]

Lol, she sounds like Nelson Muntz at 7:09.

[bigtyke91]

0:58 to 1:01 damn girl never smile again

[lilfashionita]

@bigtyke91 you made my day. my cheaks hurts loll

[StarWarrior008]

that woman is childlish brat

[littlemissgigglyy]

7:09 HA HA i creaaaaseeeeddd oh my

[kyootorange]

7:38 "He kicked her out of his ho" LOL

[jewelofsaturn]

The daughter's definitely a brat, but who the hell would wanna have a newborn baby at 61? I mean, come on. I've a few friends who are in their 20's and their dads are in their 70's and 80's and it's so fucking hard for them, knowing their dads won't be around for much longer. :( Men can always father children but honestly, there comes an age where they should stop.

[MsBrianaJean]

@jewelofsaturn that woman was told that she could never have kids...so they probably thought that using protections was not nescesary right....then she did unknowingly get pregnant...its not his or her fault in a way..the miracle baby is here and nothing can change it now so at least everyone is gonna step up for the boy..but i do agree with u on some point tho, this case is just abit different.

[MrIndeeply]

39 My Ass If she is 39 she have live a hard life I know 49 year old women look younger then 39

[britrob24]

@MrIndeeply

Well she DID endure cancer and all...

[CowieMooCowxo87]

MAH DADS COCK IS DRIED UP!!! LOL

[cheekyz100]

I wanna go on this show and say "Jerry jerry jerrry!!!" hahah

[MrMjrocks4u]

pocca hontas

[jominifa]

pocca?? whore fuck off!!!

[REDTEAM22003]

best father there....lil girl just love her daddy

[ChineseWrapper97]

I would be pissed the fuck off if my dad shunned me for some old bitches baby!! Hell knawl I would curse da bitch out on the stage!!!!

[BibleJoker2Face]

Poka's comment to Maury about his being too old is hilarious. Poka needs a small facelift. that bit with Poks & her brother should have been longer.

[sailorvelvet]

this title made me laugh so hard XD

[xxTrolle]

DAMN. Why did u write that he wasn't the father in the title, ):

[noseyasalways]

His daughter was raised to be a spoiled brat and is probably jealous of the child.

[alicepeterson27]

man did she pay any attention in health class? men can get a girl preggers no matter what age (unless like they can't cuz of sumthin) it's just the women who can stop havin babies? right?

[blacktigerpaw1]

@alicepeterson27 When women hit menopause (sp?) they can't have children anymore.

[Phycetee]

@blacktigerpaw1 menopause is spelled correctly && you're right!

[EatingRamenIsBoring]

Eww.. that 39 year old looks 70

[sheyenenc3]

Why couldn't Pocca go thru a Proactiv regimen before the show???

[gokux75]

He's going to be 81 when that kid is 20. That's gotta be weird.

[devilshomie]

Ew how would she know what her dad's penis looks like

[infinity09x]

7:09

[aralius145]

fucking niggers



[jjrlover72591]

A 61 yr old man can be a father. News to Pocca. What a dumbass!

[GodisMiiKeeper]

Reese that huge pimple!

[dioofotaku]

never to old to be a ghetto bitch

[CortneyElin]

Men can father children up until the day they die. They continue making sperm no matter how old they are. Women are the only ones restricted by age.

[Loodirros]

bitch got told

[shirlejgabbai]

Did you see that smile on the daddy's face when maury said : you are the father!!!! Priceless!!!!!! ;-)

[rudielor]

That baby looks like Pocca. Don't let that jealous Bitch babysit. Pocca get out of your Dad's pants, get a life.

[tigerwoman]

IMAO... Obviously this bitch is no motther nature. 

[EvanesEmperor]

7:47 The pimp hat goes flying..

[AshleymsChannel]

her favourite type of dress is one with lots of "pocca dots"

[MsChandlerJohnson]

If she called me boo in front of my face I'd like... kick her.

[urmamaundacover]

Omggg i love maury shit man be my babys daddy bahahaha

[KoreaCommando]

I love the daughter's tits and would live to slurp on them.

[isadoracherie]

did you know that maury is 71?

[4Ebsus]

@isadoracherie Yeah....put he has some energy to admit for a guy in his early 70's

[harajukabarbie4life]

@isadoracherie 61

[isadoracherie]

@harajukabarbie4life no 71

[harajukabarbie4life]

@isadoracherie no 61 maury even says it at 0:09

[isadoracherie]

@harajukabarbie4life im not talking about curtis im talking about maury....

[harajukabarbie4life]

@isadoracherie oh

[WoOSkYMiles]

@isadoracherie DAMNNNNNNNNNNN HE'S CHUCK NORRIS AGE

[gdeadwood90]

y should she even caring who baby it is all she should no that its not hers smh

[lovebritcoms]

the daughter is justification for CONDOMS and abortion. what an evil piece of crap this daughter is. she should be euthanized. her stupidity is beyond belief and anyone this dumb should be euthanized.

[21sttnmemphis]

Curtis is my hero because I want to 60 and still bang (MY WIFE that is)

[dachocolateprincess]

Pocca is a spoiled brat! Furthermore, my father was 61 when I was born and that was almost 29 years ago, so this bitch needs to shut the fuck up!

[TheKillzone9999]

She got owned

[poodledreams]

That shut his daughter up. And that laugh at 7:09.

[natifahghana]

da daughter is childish

[daplayer]

My Dad's Cock Is DRIED Up.

That hilarious!

[SweettieeGirl]

i think pocca is yealous (i thin she wants be the only child)

[emeraldgal28]

it might be his cos i know a 63 year old man fathering a child with a 25year old woman

[emeraldgal28]

it might be his cos i know a 63 year old man fathering a child with a 25year old woman

[PrincessxLoreen]

why are there beeps even though there no ones saying IT

[bmfus]

Someone needs to wash Pocca's vulgar mouth out with soap.

[bkprincess0718]

The girl in the red sounds very jealous. She jealous of the fact that if that child is for her dad he won't pay attention on her the attention is gonna be on the baby. But she sounds very childish "I'm the baby" I would expect that from a 10 yr old not a grown woman.

[jsutiger07]

@bkprincess0718 pocca's a grown-ass woman. How much more attention does she need. when my sister was born i was jealous but not this jealous. Pocca is 28 years old she needs to quit acting like a selfish spoiled brat.

[MCAmbitious]

@jsutiger07 Well you can't talk buddy. I was never jealous when my brothers were born. Not one bit so leave Pocca alone since she did accept her brother after the DNA Test Results. She didn;t know that the baby boy was her brother in the first place so how you know she was jealous?

[king981212]

so if his daughter does live with him its going to be a hell for him since how these woman hate each other so much and that kid too ,,,sigh

[PatatoesChips]

It's my first time seeing in Maury Show that Maury's saying "You are the father!"

[batt352]

@StarlessxxNightx some dumb ass people

[xStarlessxxNightx]

What woman in their right mind would name their daughter Pocca!? It reminds me of that show on Disney called "Pucca" that my cousin watches lol

[crazykiller2606]

a 90 year old man had a baby whit a 40-50 somthing woman

[anarchy3E]

lol 2 manipulating bitches and a 60 year old. poor ash hole.

[leverymerica]

wow, pocca's like what did he say? 28 years old and she's got some major jealousy issues. but damn! having a sibling that's 28 years younger than u is pretty freaky.

but as far as the anatomy and physiology of men, they have practically an endless supply of sperm, so they could probably have kids well into their 70's and 80's so it's no surprise that a man in his 60's could have a baby.

[beccadragonfly13]

Stupid iPod put cancer ,it's only supposed to be can. Lol

[beccadragonfly13]

Wow,obviosly the daughter skipped biology class far too often. Sperm factories don't shut down until a man dies,as long as man cancer it up, aim and shoot he can become a father. Regardless of age.

This is one stupid, spoiled woman XD

[BillyBobKumar]

Pocca better get used to the idea of her inheritance going to her brother!

[ValisFan2]

Maury was awesome in this episode. I certainly can make a baby!

[jojoworld12345]

I would be a little bit jealouse too. She was the baby for 28 years and now her dad has a new baby. But she is like way too much. Like get out the way.. haha

[TOYANDRICK1]

Upload the segment after this one with the pimp hat.

[bradleysmith11]

It's ALWAYS a "miracle baby" lol

[HugeDickNick]

ha ha How the fuck did you come up with the title.? I like how she says my dad is tired up bastard and his cock is older than shit.

[TheLongestUsername93]

She obviously wants incest.

[ValisFan2]

@TheLongestUsername93 She wants sex with Maury

[rosilazawi]

Oh god his daughter is so rude...I really hope she accepts that for real

[HinataThePup]

I hope she never gets to see her brother.

[IMakeEpicSAMmiches]

I almost died when pocca asked maury if he thought he cud have a child and he said I bet I could

[EASJR1991]

It is kind of nasty that the Pocca knows what her dad's penis looks like.

[berryblitz07]

@EASJR1991 HAHA my bf and I just said that, I scrolled down to comment and saw this hahahahaha!

[TheKoopatroopa31]

@EASJR1991 That's why they call her "Pocca"

[knightryderrwn]

Wait a second - Tracy comes out dressed conservative, Pocca comes out in a tight minidress, and yet TRACY'S the slut?? Three words, Pocca,

"POT, MEET KETTLE!!"

[anitsirhC2]

Pocca is fucking spoiled.

[HBKanedge818]

Shriveled up with cobwebs!.

[kari00ws6]

Nice teeth, Tracy.

[summerrain5]

"HA-HAAAAAA"

[WeaponXSigma]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awkward is it gonna be for Trevon when he goes to school and has to introduce his parents to his friends. I mean, they'll think Pocca (weird fucking name) is the aunt and Curtis is the grandfather. Other than that, Pocca needs to grow the fuck up and quit acting like a spoiled child. Seriously, she needs to act her age.

[WECFAN19]

The daughter is one selfish stingy woman!! Shame on you ..Your not a good daughter. Shame on you pooka..Your jellious and stingy.. Talking about your dad that way shame on you ,, you nasty selfish woman pooka needs to find some one to pooka her?? LOL

[rybo510]

Men have the ability to have children no matter what age.

[shadycargo1977]

Hm, "Pocca" is actually kind of a cute name...

[JusticePetitioner]

For such a descriptive title lol, this has to be one of the most normal "hes not the father" segments yet.

[moiya15]

she sounded like that guy from the simpsons at the beginning

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Hey, if the late Tony Randall can have his first biological child at 77, than this61 YO man can too! Plus his daughter Pocca (the fuck kind of name is that?) looks older than 28, I'm 29 and she looks 10 years older than me, must be lying about her age, she gotta be!

[EASJR1991]

@xxxWarriorGoddessxxx If she really is ten years older than she says then that means she is the same age the baby's mother. That is just nasty to date someone who is old enough to be your daughter

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

@EASJR1991 I know right, Pocca should grow the hell up and let her dad live his life.

[britneyslut]

@EASJR1991 agree

[The5thWunder]

thats messed up. u suppose to be his daughter be respectful. not a fucking balloon head on TV. hav some fucking dignity. i'd be fucking a shame of you,

[PotheadPundit]

Another Miracle! They just keep poppin out miracles? Wonder if it has anything to do with having unprotected sex? Nah. babies don't come from sex.

[SmartStudios]

@PotheadPundit

That was brilliant. Thumbs up to you!

[mizniss]

OMG that man should be embarassed to claim paternity to "Pocca". Apart from her ridiculous name she has no manners, how could she ask Maury such a thing? Why is she dressed like she's going to a club? And why, omg WHY is she wearing that tacky shiny wig?

[Audrigirl333]

Disgusting Title lol at the vid xD

[AnimeOrigami]

I love how Pocca says "Aww my liddle brudder"

[feefee198423]

omfg rotlmmao

[ravenmorgoth]

Man can father a baby in every age. But that is just selfish to have a baby at that age - when you know you wont live forever and when baby will be 10 - father may be long gone.

[roguegirl29]

@ravenmorgoth I don't think it was selfish. I think it was more "the doctor told me I couldn't have kids so I'm not using any form of protection." Doctors need to be a lot more through when it comes to fertility. "Can I or can I not have kids?" "Yes but it will be difficult for you to get pregnant." <------- THAT should be the answer if there aren't any guarantees that you can't get pregnant.

[jewelofsaturn]

@ravenmorgoth I know this is a way old post but I sorta agree. He'll be 79 at his kid's high school graduation! The daughter's a bit of a brat, but I can understand how it'd be weird to suddenly have a newborn baby in the picture, especially at that age. Even though men can always father children, it doesn't mean that they should.

[philly442]

rofl the title?

[Pozorrogo]

Haha as long as a man has even a piece of a testicle left.. he can father a baby until he's 130 years old (if he lives that long)

Now, gettting an erection.. thats a different story LOL

[RileyRichardz]

@Pozorrogo True. So true, lol!

[TKnHappyNess]

You have had women in their 60s getting pregnant, so a 61 year old guy getting someone pregnant is not out of the question. The question to ask them is "What the hell are you thinking? What if you die and your kid has to fend for themself?"

[BaronVonKhrispy]

The joys of the civil rights movement and the abolitionists.

[IrAqIbAbE100]

never could be too old