10 ways to tell if you are a halo noob

[superZAKTAN]

Im a noob and im proud of it... atleast i have a social life

[scottishman1000]

this vid is not helpful, in my mental dictionary your a noob if you call other people a noob. noob is a dumfucking term made by dumfucking asshole.... there no such things as noobs

[wulloo1]

this isnt youtube its noobtube

[bossiscool]

You know you're a noob when you get lost in Halo....

[TheSnake552]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIII

[lovec0]

O.o AUTHORITY SOOONG :D

[XBLrubberduckie666]

hay we all got to admit have a pistole that can make smothes would be handy but the silencer f*** no

[usernametakes4ever]

fml i just found out im a newb

[GibbsGibberstein]

He says he didm'y make the video BLAAAAH in the annotation but then why upload it, because he is a nobb dun dun dun

[graywolf78235]

That's right little pink... wait what???

[johndragon15]

lol smoothie why didnt i think of that.....XD

[coolname545]

HBO? What The Fuck has that to do with Halo FFS??

[soullessons]

dude your a noob for makin this

[pkknight9112]

the smoothie option would be kinda cool... ICEE's are better though.

[TerraP]

....oh my GAAAAAAAAAWD!

[ASSYRIANLEGEND]

waste of 4 min of my time... sigh...

[vikanug]

Crouch jumping it for map exploiting little noob pussys. Also theres a reason why the sword is a one shot killer... Because theres normally just 1 and only 1 in a whole game in other words its one of the many power weapons in the game so just because you have died from it 100000 times dont mean you cant use another power weapon. If you own at any map/game mode then your good not a noob you fucking noob. again this is just cos you suck. Think you need to sort out your mic settings....

[vikanug]

@vikanug Also how has a gt got anything to do with your skill lv? it it because you get killed by peeps with more than 5 number gt's? noob. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK has a gay american channel got anything to do with halo? do you wank over that channel and that why you suck at halo 3 because your only useing one hand? Noob combo is luck. so this means I get lucky if im in a game with you. that lv 40 guy if anything ive seen online are just afkers or jumpers that leave there xbox on all nite.

[vikanug]

@vikanug and the pistol should have a scope on it since the one on reach does and thats in the fucking past of this game. and pink ribbons? I think you have some gender worries there mate. gl with the guys. NOOB

[IzzyImperfection]

I loved this<3

We totally need to play halo together xD

[AndrewGJHH]

i am noob i am never played it before. and i dont got that game rofl.

[sniperX81505m]

“Cortana which art in my helmet, Halo'd be Thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth, as it is in Xbox-Live. Give us this day our daily energy sword. And forgive us our use of noob combos, as we forgive the noobs. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from sticky grenades: For thine is the warthog, and the scorpion, and the wraith, for ever. Amen. ” Book of Master Chief 6:9-13

[bergh070]

yeah, noobs suck, they have all these weird hobby's like having sex with girls and going to clubs. All i need is my right hand and a LAN party. giggity

[6000stephen]

0:49 PWNED

[lolbirdisthewordlol]

I'm 25% noob D:

[estooz]

125 people are noobs

[MustyMarkus1]

Omg I'm a noob! D= I cant crouch jump! WHY ME?!?

[SDandPGEproductions]

Halo noobs are people who you can kill right?

[Gus297130]

to all you noobs... hbo stands for halo.bungie.org

[stupidfookinshite]

sims music lol ?

[sotokorro]

you're a halo noob if you play with shields

[jesseb00m]

oh smooties i whas thinking that my pistols are making tosties :O

thnx for teaching me :D

xD

[strikerR9]

hahahahah crouch jump so true.....

[ronofontario]

Remember... we were noobs at one point. It's fun to mess around with them but there's only one way to learn...learn the hard way just like all of us.

[ChaoBreeder051491]

What does HBO have anything to do with Halo?

[FoxxyRoxxy022]

3:04 is meh fav xDDD

[Code221091]

IMO the funniest part is @ 2:51

[FoxxyRoxxy022]

@Code221091 LOL that's what I said xDDDDD

[Shaybinator]

You know youre a newb if you play halo on pc.

[Snarician]

Halo 2. The good ole days. Super bounces and all.

[Darkhunter243]

Fuck you noobs who driving me!(in halo matchmaking)!FUCK you NOOB

[sjorsk8]

HALO = NOOB

[foxman660]

fcken virgins..

[ThePowerPlant2010]

I;m loving the HBO bit, I can't believe they actually think you are referring to the channel HBO, HBO means 'Help a Brother Out" lol

[kagesora007]

I disagree; the halo 2 pistol should be able to make smoothies...

[greenhotdog12345]

@kagesora007 then ur a noob =P

[xl13lx]

I like how the put the pistol with 4 shot in H3

[vincexdaxshit]

@xl13lx no the pistol for H3 is a five shot dude the br is the four

[mydogisadog]

@vincexdaxshit the br is a three shot sometimes actually

[TheEnagic]

1 way to know if your a noob.. that is if you are playing FPS on consol. NOOBS

[bounty411]

1 way to tell if your a noob, you make videos telling people how to tell if they are noobs. :D

[scottishman1000]

@bounty411 that is true

[tehdemonfromwithin]

dude the pistol does need 2 be able 2 make smoothies ....!

[Ericboy0981]

You know your a n00b if you read this comment and you still don't know what ''n00b'' means.

[silenthillmaster755]

to bad halo sucks. :/ and please, tell the guy whose voice keeps cracking to warm up vocally before making a video. MEEE MEEE MEEE MIII MEE MEE MAAA MOOO MUUUUU

[stefonjackson]

NERD

[skullythebloger]

=/ i use a sword and got 50-nothing in a game with my friend

[ivanaviNiebla]

HBO

HBOJFTGMZDLARSA IS A CHANNEL of you tube

[dunterd]

i dont get the HBO bit

[DarthRJ1]

xbox iz taking off original xbox multiplayer!

[Wutomatoe]

1 way to tell if your a nerd, if you make this video

[rckyrusty]

Agreed

[chesterngiamzhenghao]

lol i don't know what he's talking about when he's holding the sword 2bnd one i Don't Understand!

[oberliutenant]

lol

[therunescapemasters1]

lol for ppl taking this seriously get a life!!!

[cravegames]

lmao at 2:52-3:10 f'n hilarious xD

[Norion135]

SIMS 1 MUSIC! 5/5*

[mrgusbus91]

what does pink ribbons, hbo and smoothies have to do with halo!!? o and grandma voices

[Azich43]

Hahahaha, your newb !

[tannerclay13]

0:44 -0:52 super funny

[godofthorns]

hey about the pistol though i tear noobs with a pistol run out of br pop out a pistl and 6-shot em so much more efficient than an AR

[alooghee]

1:04-1:24 hahaha that was hilarious

[pukuyt]

or you just dont play halo because halo is for suxor,....

[smilymansam]

ug guys are nubs!

[megadeth1539]

you know its funny about the pistol, now it does have a scope! and a silencer! but it doesnt 4 shot lmao

[jordan00305]

is jordan00305 a nood name? same one tell me

[pSyChObRiN]

umm ya lmao

[DamianColucci]

stfu noob

[Black2642]

Yes you are a Noob..

[jordan00305]

ok that is funny ass hell =D

[NerdMann123]

omg i laughed so hard at 1:21

[TheGamer2441]

Why is it the host of the game Is always a noob and they kick u evry time u kill them

[bkeener86]

i've been baned from server's because i've fucking pwned newbie's and scrub's as well as the good player's "don't suck/whine constantly".But unfortnately an scrub was the host and claimed i was an hacker even though everyone who knew me told him i wasn't modding,God i hate whiners and asso's who make up bullshit lie's to justifiy they baning/kicking you.who agree's

[bkeener86]

lol at this vid and i play halo from time to time as i've been top level for an long time though glad the new halo is out i'm going to try it out and once again kill noob's and people who think they are skilled lmao.Your an fucking scrub if you get most of your kills useing an warthog or if you cry hacker at everyone that pwns your noob ass.

[killer12345ize]

1:54 lmao

[azn6190]

3:07 LOL XDDDD

[env1001]

LMAFO!!!!!!!!

[ebayporn123]

10 ways to tell if u fail at games and are a noob if u own a xbox.

[sonic1602]

my username on most stuff only has 4 numbders, and its easy to say, si im not a noo, because i suck at territorys and i dont give a care about no flippin crouch jump.

[deadlyram2k6]

So that automatically means your not a noob?

I don't think so son.

[sonic1602]

@deadlyram2k6 but it DOES mean that i dont own halo. anyway, i play tf2, its actualy a tad harder, and i STILL win.

sometimes. my comp lags up, ya know?

[MageAtYou]

the only fun part was with the lvl 40 dude xD

[andrewcul]

oh god im a noob in 2 ways my gamertag is 9 letters and i didnt know how to do that jump thing LOL

[sitstandnow]

hahahahhaah good video

[printer104]

why are you noob if you want to make smoothies? smoothies rock =)

[willsanchez89]

you're a noob if you're wearing the busa armor, cuz of the CLEAR WHITE HEADSHOTS...rogue ftw

[pimp408650]

ur a halo noob u sure know alot of it get a life fo n let fo play the way they do ztop hatting.. i bet ur like in ur top 20 of age

[zoidberg172]

Lol, Anonymous :D

[MrAnonymous204]

10 ways to tell if your a noob to halo

1 you play halo

stay clear of that and you should be noob free

[muffinsmycat]

so what if u have 5 numbers?

[mulysport]

Noobs are cool

[sgtimafilipino]

im not its just a neutral statement

[sgtimafilipino]

being noob could mean anything. its all a matter of personal opinion

[Sneaklemming]

@sgtimafilipino or it means someone whos crap at a game - haha

[SPARTAN117129]

@sgtimafilipino then your a noob...LOL : D

[SPARTAN117129]

aawwww i like no.2... i want a SMOOTHIE

[unrealbarney]

@sgtimafilipino youre a noob!

[NIckoSimpson200]

@sgtimafilipino no

[WoWGuyFil]

ur QQ on the territory thing

[oOLuckyBobOo]

gay

[MRrecreas]

Isnt that song on the backgound from the sims 1 ?

[xXxREDSOXxXx]

thought the same, it might just be :L

[alordlord]

er whats a noob combo

[Trakka54]

noob combo, plasma pistol and smg or plasma pistol and beatdown.

[Stickmanrule]

It's also known as Plasma pistol and battle rifle

[Lala3295]

If you don't know what a noob combo is, your a total uber noob.

Sorry buddy.

[PwningGamez]

my g-tag is ab12345

[brooklyn560]

OMG im a noob

[andreasdc1]

gamw tin mana sou

[ubertuberdude]

except my parents actually did block HBO... lol

[DerekIrl1]

very very funny

[wdevroege]

LOL, nice last point

[Darkgodaphex]

"guy wait, my computer froze!" LMFAO

[SlRDancealot]

Piss poor

[bling2051]

haleluya

[grandpanurgle]

hallujah

[WafflePwnsSnare]

roflcopter... at 1:08 he sounds like the sham-wow guy!!!

[Aj7958]

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[solidheliosmj12]

You are fucking retards

[R0FLLMA0WTF]

how does crouch jumpin help?

[Capcom311]

...n00b XDD

[R0FLLMA0WTF]

i figured out

[matt270296]

your mums so fat she went to the beach and the whales started singing "we are family".

[HerbalAbuse]

ur a noob if you play halo full stop stupid console noobs aiming with analogue stick lmao

[MaidenFan24568]

ur a noob if u dont know how to get onto xbox live

[armoredangel01]

For anime and gamer fans, u know you're a noob if you're named after a powerful anime and or gamer character, but u totally suck.

[sacking3]

Your a NOOB if you make a video about Halo just LIKE THIS!!!!

[coolskaterlikeice]

LOL

[ikky1007]

who else notices that the beam sword isn't held by spartan?

[fuglypump]

wow, like 99.9% of the people who have heard of runescape... don't even classify it as a game... it's just a digital world were people can beg "can i has gold plzzzzzzzzzz" note the extra Z's, because kids who play runescape use atleast 10 Z's because they think it makes people understand how much they want gold coin or 2.

[HahhNubz]

armadylgodswordsman seriously go get a life if you think that runescape pwns halo.

runescape sucks balls

you uncoordinated ball of ghey

[ArmadylGodSwordsmen]

RuneScape pwns Halo.

[1TheMadBiker1]

lol yeah

[xdarkkilllrx]

I agree with people who think they are skilled because they can use the noob combo. Also funny vid here.

[cyphersly]

Your thinking of Nub

[HandPeopleHandPeople]

actually Noob is new players... and Scrub is when you aren't new, but you still suck... and they forgot to mention that you're really a noob if you use the B button for 90% of your kills

[Playebanbr]

There is nothing wrong with the fucking B button. There is a reason for it. About 95% of Halo's population uses it. So fuck off seriously. Maybe you would get more kills if you used it.

[HandPeopleHandPeople]

if you have to melee for your kills, you suck at aiming, and just rush into oncoming fire w/ your invincible shield and mash B til whoever it is is dead. Scrub.

[metalteehth8]

I don't use B I use my left trigger.

[bigbear726]

this is just a sad sad movie

[JokerMason]

Yeah, Your also a noob if you don't have real grammar.

[gamerstipsofficial]

HBO is a movie channel.

[kilchilly]

Noob isn't correct, this sounds rlly nerdy but i'm not wrong - newbie is the word for 'NEW BOY'

noob is just another word to tell ppl they suck..

[JokerMason]

Noob is suppose to mean "new individual"

[ian3334444]

ya what is hbo...

[kazamato1]

whats HBO?

[my24939]

Ability to make smoothies sounds like a must to me. I'm a noob!

[vAsTroxe11]

no he ment and last but not least if you play halo your a noob!

[ferociouspokemachine]

what's HBO anyway

[RayShadow278]

HAHAHA! jesus this is so fu**ing funny dude! HAHA!

lmao!

[ryankanehunt]

your a noob if u call ppl noobs

[jorgemario1986]

HAhahahahahaha... just great

[FredFan119]

Your a Noob if you play Halo on the computer.

[cakemaphoneige]

u know ur a noob when u think Master Cheif would beat Samus Aran in a fight.

[Trogdorthedragon4]

ur such a nerd

[xxnigerxx]

he would... UR A NOOB

[cakemaphoneige]

Wrong, i bet you dont even know who samus aran is, and if you do, your still a noob because its as obvious as the cockstain you are that she wuld pown master chief.

[xxnigerxx]

lol... your such a nerd XD

[cakemaphoneige]

That seems fair enough, your a cockstain and im a nerd.

[xxnigerxx]

lol... good comeback...(no sarcasm)...

[armoredangel01]

I meant in the way in which you commit suicide, that kind of range.

[dustinrock123]

im a noob i cant crouch jump and idk wat the hell they mean by hbo lol woot dont own halo but im decent at it id get my ass kicked online though lol

[DavidCor08]

your also a noob if you listen to this crap.

[armoredangel01]

Go fuck yourself, if you don't like this; fine, don't bitch at others for liking this game. Go play your own stuff and stop sticking your ass into this video.

[XBOX91]

your a noob if u play halo

[drewx25]

and you're a noob for having X-box in your name, watching halo videos, and then calling others noobs for playing Halo, the game that SAVED X-Box from becoming the next Dreamcast.

[dustinrock123]

halo didnt save it from dieing halo just made it jump ahead of everything alot of games on x box that make it awsome halo helped but didnt save it

[dammthedude]

You know if you're a noob when you're names "XBOX91" ahahaha sorry man i just had to :D

[themasterarbiter]

your also a noob if you call people cheap whenever they snipe you!