How To Stop Running Late

[annastar221]

if your not done in five seconds, i wil assault you...in a public restroom.

LMAO!

[franksshoe]

haha i need that guy to kick me in the ass every morning lol

[letseatriceballs]

im always late @ school haha i havent make it in time seriously xD

[PatsyPats1376]

hahahha I have that problem

[bitemebecausei]

dude, his accent totally gave way when he said schedule like shedjule

[stonesia1]

That distance thingy doesn't work if you get too used to it. Same with multiple alarms, you can get used to all of them. If you have cell phone alarm, change places where you put/hide it and also change the alarm noise regularly. Works for me!

[mcrladygerard13]

same here

[mrirv90]

Done ?!What was the guy doing in there ?Hmmm.

[tricksta234]

and set ur clokcs early !

works all the time

all mien are 10 mins early lol

[ursack]

wont u forget one day and end up thinking ur early for work, but in reality ur 10 mins late?

[ophy4]

that guy at the end has girl eyebrows

[furubamewtiger777]

i WILL assault you....in a PUBLIC restroom.....lmfao!makes u wonder what he would do to you in your own bathroom lol

[Ipodwitlegs]

i cant dorm life is hard lol

[Skummiso]

YOU CAN'T! :(

[rocket1006]

I woke up early today... the Abel Body waay!!

Thanks!!!

[inuyasha5114]

so heres a good idea

MOVE THE DAMN ALARM CLOCK

[Siiliis]

Yep. Usualy I put my alarm clock on MAX sound then I put it somewhere far away :P. I know ill angry at my self in the morning.... but im always on time!

[fairystar8]

haha

[666brock666]

0:15

[marialigaya4991]

guy at the end.

i would love to wake him up every morning

wahahaha

[h2ojr1]

i will assault you in a public restroom!

[frozensalad]

haha XD

[lococolo635]

jajaja this is one of videojugs favorit vids

certainly, everything is correct xD

[daedcpl]

lmao.. step 2.. makes sense! duh!

[Jifcrunch79]

lol! i wish i had that guy to wake me up / get me going throughout the day

[elektrikcity]

lol he left a trail while comin out the restroom! liquid or solid? look at the other guy's reaction!

[moneybag432]

DONE!  gooood...

[ubentu]

ROFL YES!

[zwitdana]

hahahahah loved it

[jovanpileofrocks]

Wow... I should do that alarm clock thing, its so true! XD

[Sharonxxx56]

i tried that, but then i just ended up leaving to to stop beeping L:

[CyAnideSiikNness]

Ive tried the alarm clock thing

but i just wander half asleep back to my bed and pass out again :P

[Badoe713]

I dont even make it to the bed!

[lambtonbookworm]

Very droll, however, punctuality is the thief of time. You should always aim to be fashionably late.

[robagor0505]

hillarious!! great!

[HeartBreakKiddsz]

the dude at teh end ... hawt ^-^

[x3strikesmember1x]

haha

[fosho124]

lmaooooooo

[seraphale]

This guy kills me! He should have a series...

[anatotallycrazy]

haha funniest videojug vid ever

[eringilbert]

IM COMING IN, AND I WILL ASSAULT YOU.

[armorArtichoke]

IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

[akalenda]

This was a good one.

[EphesiaChic]

push ups with mom.. lol I agree, the guy being harassed is cute ;p

[Racheloll]

the guy at the end is SOOOOO cute:)

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL Move it while I scare the shit outta you.

[Sumfera]

Haha, I use the tip where you place your alarm clock away from the bed. iTouch in iPod Hi-Fi speakers on the other side of the room while the sound up and iPhone right next to bed.

Still got to wake up 2 hours before school.

[DaftPunk111000]

whats up with canon in the background

[cottonballs47]

hahaha if ur not done in five seconds i will assault you....in a public restroom.

[arabzbro]

i wish he was my alarm clock

[nightmissle]

Abel Body for president

[J0rdan691]

cool

GET OUT OF BED!!!!!!!

lmao

[rayghor]

lmao! at 0:16 is sooooooooo funny! LOL! lmao!

[CookieIsMyBaby]

"im coming in and i will assault u" lol

[LarimerFilms]

I've been doing step 2 for the past couple of months. It works.

[ColRon]

good acting!!!

[LemonBombProductions]

Yeah man this guy should be nominated!

[ivanfanswind]

That man is really cool!

[Honmatres]

Awesome! I'm always late.

[funny4show]

boxing with mom? this guy's funny

[rayghor]

lmao! i no!

[rzcmch]

this is soo true i need to start listening to this

[aznlilhero]

i like the background music. it's so soft. and this guy is extreme LOL. some mixture..

[shibbychristie]

hahahah didnt even notice that at first. they should have done that all throughout the video

[aznlilhero]

yeah and make it louder too lol

[ccoledude]

lol disturbing (at least the end) but good

[kylieisamazinger]

dude has a band aid

[ZJEENR]

Another thing is to set your alarm clock to wake up with metallica music. also do 10 jumping jacks and and run in place for a few seconds.

[yohomie438]

Does anyone have some tips for the alarm clock thing? i put it at the bottom of my bed but i just turn it off and go back to sleep...

[dy214]

now I wont be late

[semt9]

Ive done the move alarm clock thing many a time and gotten right back into bed XD But it's def good so u dnt switch it off in ur sleep without realising!! (Bn there...)

[rockafeladave]

great suggestion to move the alarm clock. i think i might do that

[NasaXnieru]

That one was pretty funny haha. Nice

[ma1363]

Hmm, average

[mancole96]

If you're not done is 5 seconds, then I will assault you. In a public restroom.

DONE!

Deja vu.

[dylanstuckybaby]

lol to funny

[kavinda008]

no hd??? :(

[youngestmm]

These Abel Body how to's are awesome.

lol

[goumeimeifan666]

Thanks for the reading and saying part ^-^ that will help whith revision at school loads XD

[mistyken]

the alarm clock trick is brilliant.

[zakkmiester]

Back when I was a kid I had a bunk bed, the alarm clock was on the floor, so i had to go down a ladder :D

[ZJEENR]

Sleeping in a bump bed is enough to make anybody not want to get back in bed.

[ChelseeDynamite]

it is!

[123452345634567]

lmao "i will assault you.....in a public restroom...."

[ChelseeDynamite]

your name is really diffrent lol

"123452345634567"

how in the hell do you remember that?

[nesseline]

it's as easy as 456785678967890... ;)

[123452345634567]

you see, i have an angry man in a bandana shouting at me while i take a dump, and doing exercise cut-scene montages to music.....its all good:)

[jameshowlett99]

Also, Jesus will cum again.

If you feel differently, please spam my bald wookie.

[katieMCbindergarten]

add "get" to the info so it makes sense!

[halabalo195]

axl rose

[sephirothdun]

this video made me late because i was too busy watching this video.

[EvilJirachi]

lawl

[coodani]

OWNED xDDDD

[Lambocoon]

lol

[angel2bitz]

the guy's face at the end - lmao

[louiemachine04]

lol

[lynxhasbigholybawls]

lol i wish i had a couch like that

lol...he could be a nice alarm clock

screamin in ur ear every second lol

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

useful video... for once

[rocket1006]

Hahahah... the abel body waaaay! :D

[omegasinnocence]

0:56 Best advice ever

[bf6067]

I can see Abel Body will teach you a thing or 2 and you will learn through intimidation. With his muscles flexing and his intimidating looks, who wouldn't want to get straight "A"s with him as your coach?

[Nadrim]

dedly lol

[KnightsLantern]

Awesome :D

[0oziyado0]

great vid

but I will need someone scream one my face every morning.

[aimeebaines]

Lmao that guy is sooo funny XD haha! "and that means no fun" D=

[rocket1006]

Hahaha... the abel body way!!

[zirbat16]

hahahhaa

[balletstar123]

dang it.

6 ppl managed to comment b4 me.

[mkwarhawk]

lol i love abel body

[dothack200]

Funny

[Fa771n9]

Boxing with mom, LOL!!!!!

[124Callum124]

shit missed buy 6 secs

[spasticclown]

1st. AWESOME VID.

[aapinator]

ur not, get a fucking life

[spasticclown]

Really?!!? Are you that much of an asshole that you needed to post this bitchy liltte message? You are a human shitstain your buttfucking asshole. How much of a life do YOU have that you felt the need to get on my case because I made an honest mistake you pile of pig shit? When I first got here NO ONE COMMENTED YET IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS FIRST YOU ASSHOLE!!!

[aapinator]

would you calm down please.. why would you want the world to know ur first anyway? /fail.

[spasticclown]

Mother fucker it if wasn't that big a fucking deal then how come you made it that way by trying to be a dick to me?

[spasticclown]

I mean the first message you write on this thread is to be a cock to someone? What the fuck does that say about you dipshit?

[aapinator]

okay you know what? I'm not prepared to start an fight over this.. you have issues, go seek help. I have my own problems to deal with.

[spasticclown]

If you didn't want a problem then why did you feel the need to start shit by telling me to get a fucking life you jackass pussy. All I did was post a comment and I get this pissy message from you for no fucking reason. If you didn't want a fight you should've kept your fucking comments to your fucking self.

[aapinator]

Whatever suits you best, sir.

[spasticclown]

What would have suited me best is if you kept yourself to yourself asshole. Honestly, why did you feel the need to be a dick in the first place by posting shitty comment like that?

[aapinator]

Because i FUCKING hate douche bag assholes like you that comment on video's saying their fucking first, who the fuck would even care about that? It's just as annoying as the fucking stream of fucking bullcrap emails youtube is sending me because of you FUCKING ANNOYING CRAP you are trying to flame me with now fucking mind your own business, and I'll mind my own fucking business. Honestly I'm not in the mood for bullshit like this today, so FUCK OFF!!!!

[spasticclown]

DON'T START SHIT you CAN'T FINISH ASSHOLE!!! All you had to do was mind your own fucking business, but no, you wanted to be a raging cocksucker and be a radom dick to someone, well sorry douchebag, I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!!! It's asshole like you that bring EVERYBODY DOWN because they feel the need to start shit off negative. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT ANNOYS YOU!!! IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT BIG A FUCKING DEAL!!! IF IT IS FOR YOU THEN YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE!!!

[aapinator]

Okay.

[spasticclown]

No it's NOT OKAY. Apologize. Say you're sorry for trying to fuck up my day by telling me I should get a fucking life.

[aapinator]

You are a heartless attention whore. Please read the wikipedia page on self-injury and then think again if it's funny to laugh about someone almost taking his/her life. Oh, and if it makes you feel better - I'm sorry, you ignorant bastard

[spasticclown]

OH GAWD, you don't have the balls to actually hurt yourself you giant bleeding pussy. I think it's funny that YOU call ME the attention whore when you're the one who is whining about how they "hurt themselves on purpose." Tell you what if you actually KILL yourself then I'll give you like five bucks.

[spasticclown]

Look 124Callum124 said that they were 1st too even though they weren't why the fuck didn't you bag on them too? C'mon, since you seem to think that you're King shit of youtube and try to piss on everyone's day, why don't you tell him he wasn't first too. You smarmy little asshole.

[aapinator]

Listen now, I Don't Fucking Care, okay. He was actually first, so I hate you more for it. Now get the fuck out, I almost took my own life today, and I'm NOT in the MOOD for this BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spasticclown]

Oh, you almost took your own life today, oh boo fucking hoo. WAHH WAHH. I don't give a shit if your "not in the mood for this bullshit!!!" You fucking started it. If you weren't in the mood for it you shouldn't have been such a fucking dick to start off with and kept your mother fucking opinions to your mother fucking self.

[KabbishComics]

lmfao stfu

[spasticclown]

What proves that you're a loser is that you TRIED to "take your own life today" and you fucked something as simple as that up. Can't you do anything right?

[aapinator]

I feel sorry for you, for being so shallow.. If you only knew half of what I go through daily.. Man, I'm not interested in proving it, and I don't care whether you believe it or not.. Just don't be so rough on subjects like this. From the deepest of my heart - I'm sorry man.

[spasticclown]

I feel sorry for you too being so inept and basically a self-pitious little lying douche bag. From what you posted on your channel it looks like you play video games all day long. What have you got to CRY about you freakin' sissy. And it's a good thing that you don't care whether I believe you or not because I DON'T. You're a typical whiny pussy who talks shit and then becomes a massive bleeding pussy when your confronted about it. From the deepest of MY heart grow a spine and some brains.

[aapinator]

okay.. whatever i'm not going to talk to take pic's for my scars for you and i'm going to block you.. but seriously, i may hate you but whatever you do in life - don't start cutting.. whatever happens.. when you get down, talk to people, there is no way to stop once you start.

[spasticclown]

Honestly from now on everytime you write something all I really see is whiny pussy who feels so fucking sorry for himself. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU WHINY PUSSY!!! "Don't start cutting" --- oh jesus CHRIST on a freakin cracker --- of course I'm not start cutting myself because I am not a narcissistic little bitch. I know for a pussy like you life is sooo hard. Maybe if you really DID cut yourself that would be something but I'm guessing you scratch yourself with dull blades to get attention.

[spasticclown]

You know what also fucking hilarious, aside your self-pity, is that you tell me I'm the one that's got issues when you're the one that cuts himself and "tried" to take his own life.

[goumeimeifan666]

XP self harm is not a joke, grr........

Go drownd in self pity

[spasticclown]

on your channell it reads - Occupation: Kicking ass and chewing bubblegum... The correct quote is "I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and guess what? I'm all out of bubblegum." You can't even get that right you fucking retard.

[aapinator]

was that ever relevant in any way at all? why would you have 2 accounts in the first place

[spasticclown]

How was your fucking comment relevant? Why did you feel the need to bag on me first you fucking jerk.

[KabbishComics]

lol aapinator said get a fucking life, then he tried to take is own :P ahahhah

[spasticclown]

lol...gotta love the irony.

[Jonnyiswhatweaimfor]

close hanged!

[124Callum124]

1st comment

[wanbegok]

haha! thanks!