I remember this guy used to come by my work and talk to the candy. He generally talked to the boston baked beans. Occasionally to gummy worms, but mostly the beans. He'd never buy anything, though. I'm glad he's dead!
On July 19th, 2007, Alexander "Sam" Dechenne died from complications of Delusional Parasitosis. Talking to his food was only a minor outburst, and while it occured frequently, it was harmless. Over time it became much worse, to the point where it was no longer treatable. Sam died while going down a fictional slide down the side of the Eifel Tower.
Sam is fondly remembered for his Louis Armstrong impersonations and his ability to cook bacon.
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christophergradwohl 1 year ago
I remember this guy used to come by my work and talk to the candy. He generally talked to the boston baked beans. Occasionally to gummy worms, but mostly the beans. He'd never buy anything, though. I'm glad he's dead!
chadeous 4 years ago 3
who is dead? the peanut butter?
DrunkenBlur 2 years ago
Sammm!
modalmusic2 2 years ago
The 30-foot life-size statue of Mr. Dechenne depicts this moment, the last coherent conversation he would ever have.
He was buried in his famous Portland Lifeguard shirt.
ghettopia 4 years ago
Actually, he faked his own death. I know for a fact that he lives on.
margimariner 2 years ago
On July 19th, 2007, Alexander "Sam" Dechenne died from complications of Delusional Parasitosis. Talking to his food was only a minor outburst, and while it occured frequently, it was harmless. Over time it became much worse, to the point where it was no longer treatable. Sam died while going down a fictional slide down the side of the Eifel Tower.
Sam is fondly remembered for his Louis Armstrong impersonations and his ability to cook bacon.
Syjefroi 4 years ago 2