Brookers News

[Izlandzadi14]

Wow this is so weird, this is like old-school youtube now

[pgc4sean]

Fox news. The Early years.

[issu999]

i always found her voice so calming in this video

[tomaf]

shane dawson in drag? or vice versa?

[electricfashion]

Get your fkn teeth fixed lmao

[animalsROCKhard28]

haha oh brookers. you were the first to introduce me to the world of youtube. you were, like, one of the first youtube stars.

[The1onTV]

this is the video that first introduced me to brookers. I was actually looking for stuff on student journalism. yeah.

[burteriksson]

This is ƒucking abysmal spume.

[mstep3]

when are you going to get some braces, brookers?

[khronikking]

ugly bitch

[catsarethekewlest]

i like brookes 90% less cuz she used "die" and "cat"in the same sentence

[starstruksienna321]

Her teeth are fucking amazing, shut up people.

[Stufftough]

*shhhhhhh* Why so quiet?

[TheOneAndOnlyMe92]

'Dadada WILL DIE'

[TSGricx]

Excuse me, are you mentaly retarded?

[Owner0192837465]

@TSGricx You really don't get it, do you?

[Amiiexx]

i remember watching this 3 years ago then i just found you on uutube again haa

[THEGLASSOFMILK2]

omg ive been with youtube since the beginning1

[crenlossbeary]

Randomnest shit ever but hella funni Brooke.

[evaWilson222]

Watching Ur video's will make me die =|

i'm sorry but u reaally bor me

[Danoftouni]

then dont watch them ....

[evaWilson222]

i didn't know that they were boring Ugh

[evaWilson222]

she were **

[evaWilson222]

Just Playing Boring -_-

[twirlingchair]

chuck norris in a hula skirt? bwahahaha xD with a bb gun. more dangerous than a tank full of piranhas.

[pinklisa]

Cute video.

[TheJuliusNetwork]

Wow, you look like a ten year old. And what the hell, you just plain suck.

[blackrose3802]

I think your video should..DIE (in black in white)

[ff8123]

I like her sense of humor.

[Hammertin]

you seriously gotta get outside

[laurenlikespie]

this is really the only brookers video i really like, and its hilarioussss lol

[TangentZebra]

It's just amazing... This was the first video I ever saw of you, three years ago. I've never commented until now, but it sure made me smile then, and still does.

I'm glad to see that life's going well for you. I swear, whether or not the history of the internet counts for anything, you certainly had an impact on people over time.

[TessBialorucki]

i like your bedspread

[karaisradxx]

i do to where did you find it?

[electricdixie34]

i hope the cats herer get it!!

[1TheGoodGuy]

Me-----> X-(

[iwao72]

it worked!!!!

[smile4diamonds]

That Was Funny, The sort of thing i would do in drama but 10x bettaarrr [=

[sparkletaculous]

i like your bed spread it is amazzzzzzzin

[ILIKECHEESEANDSEX]

its a statement about news today, people! It always focuses on the bad marketing itself on the fear of the individual! She is so right! Watching too much news will make you paranoid! AND YOU WILL DIE!!! lawl

[asoleman23]

i have add so i guess im going t die and its raining im so dead

[caddywhompus2000]

Too much Numa Numa will make you DIE!!

[ErMmMhMmM]

oh noes! i had world of warcraft on, and myspace, was drinking dasani water and tommorows forecast says rain.

im fucked!

[MastersMagic581]

lol! yea was drinking dasani, talking to my gf on myspace, its supposed to rain tommorow..and my principal is chuck norris..(no joke) so im screwed too!

[imElli12]

o my god ur flippen crazy,thats a good thing u make me and my friends die

[T1DoDo]

???????

[2Critical4You]

i will live!!!

[gimmethe]

i liked it :D

[pimpinlong12]

she is fucking crazy

[jaba987]

what will happen to kenny?

[1wildwind2]

i think u r like totally HOT really!!

[1wildwind2]

kool 5445456765  c

[cheyannegregory]

ur a cunt thats not ture the stuff ur saying

[setonhall5]

you are an absolute dumbass

[CowCorner96]

aww dang, i love all those fish! but dasani water is indeed very disgusting. luckily i don't have a cat. soo cos i have myspace account, am i gonna die? and i quite enjoy grass... I HAVE DIED SOOOO MANY TIMES!!

haha love it

[comedyfrogg]

Wow, people are so fucking rude. Have a sense of humour, my God. She's so funny! "It will rain tomorrow. and you will die." xD I love you Brookers<3

[ItsxEmma]

This is stupid...

[popupin]

my valume is up all the way and I still cant hear you

PS: putting a video like this up on youtube will make poeple want to make fun of you. Just saying.

[windowwisher]

Yeah I took a Valium too and the pills hitting its peak as well....O.o

[jabser16]

Stop wasting this crap on youtube.

[Fuzion20056]

i want to crush your face in with a tire iron repeatedly.

[r00tBrianISpathetic]

I hate this cunt.

[babygurl132413]

that is freaken borring b

[smokemipole]

does this girl not have enough friends or something? IS that why she is rippin on all of this shit?

[joshcena33]

U R QUEERBAG

[deridex120]

"black" television will make you stupid. fact. as a result, you will die of stupidity. ffaact..!!

[tjnyhd]

Suckers...

OMG SO AWESOME

[ModelAnarchist]

hahahah this video makes a great point

[operationdude11]

lol!!!

[blackroseknight14]

my IQ just plummeted.

[VradisTheGreek]

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gelert95]

lol

[djchrisburrell01]

I agree. Idol will kill you. Die idol, DIE!

And my cat did die. Did you kill it? Die Cat Die! It died.... With my ADD Baby!

[Cornwallskater]

your fucknig nuts .

[deadinsidealready]

lol nice lol btw i agree wit rivers your pretty cute

[backofblack]

Hey Brookers, please come back with more stuff like this.

[munky666xyz]

Damn...i'm gonna die from WoW x_X

[3cyl4whldr]

I'm gonna die

[ashleyd0396]

"Puppies, Minute Rice, Old ladys, grass, Dasani Water, Dancing, World of War Craft, Little Purple, Squishy, Ball things, Willmakeyoudie."

lol i love this

[DEC202]

i love all you vids im gonna subscribe i cant beleve how much of a good actress you are your amazing

[SIERRA111armstrong]

lol thats so true!!

the news is WAY to depressing

[Rivers1214]

like it and ur very cute

[bader58]

Waahahahahahahhahaahhahahaahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha she's cute

[westwoodea]

miss africa wth is with pp l saying negative crap about otheres stfu you is ugly

[missafricanbeauty]

you can have the whole u.s between your tooths

omg, ya ugly

i can't even emegine that it tooked ya momma nine months to make ya.

she must be so proud! XD

OMFG

[DoudjheFace]

Oh man, she's sipping the water, cue the epic music!

[bhikku23]

And they say satire is dead. Nicely done!

[skaterluke0224]

lol AND YOU WILL DIE. Lol your awesome

[SunnyBrookie]

Brookers is trying at least. She's much funnier than most of the other losers on here who make videos with no plot, etc. If you don't like her videos then you don't have to watch.

[1august3]

this is wierd...yur not funny...at alll....fish? it's wierd that you think ur actually funny...

[silas1213]

you need MenTaL HelP

[TORIDIANA]

lame

[scott76048]

I think this thing in this video is a man!! Idk if anyone else thinks this but whateva!

[stevenrobertson99]

YOur Dumb And i think your A.D.D...

[039930144]

cmoon guys give her a chance...

[themitttgal]

omg

[Fungirl789]

dont worry itd not real

[themitttgal]

ok goooooooooooooooooooood

[cpantel777]

are you quiet because you dont want your parents finding out they wasted 17 years?

[gloi2]

i think brookers not a woman she just a little girl havent grow up

[weeman69100]

Too bad you probably never read these comments.. Whateva! lol

[ilikebeer]

1:19

[Fishmongerabc123]

nice teeth

[BledsoeBluvd]

hah true

[taffyman12349]

what song was that that you used in the beginning?

[Konni1969]

Elvis is dead, James Dean has past away, and I'm not feeling very well either... ;)

[spacekeeper]

i love that throw that is behind you

[MrMFour]

this video is hilarious, can't stop laughing.

[garshhannah]

haha i love this video. its my favorate one

[NorthMichael]

I love the news.

[bubblegummy101]

I CANT HEAR YUH

[aerostyx]

Haha. I totally agree with 1:10. Hilarious vid!!

[Alexander87oclock]

haha i think its funny... good job

[bozeyman]

Omg that gap in your teeth is blinding!

[DarkAngel06060]

Brookers, I hate you. You act 2 and mock youtube with your vids. Please stop making vids as everyone would be more happy that way. There are even HATE vids for you. Ever typed in 'Brookers sucks' Just to see what would happen? Well there are quite a few of them. I honestly wish you would stop making horrible vids, e.g 'Whateva' in witch i thought you were a girl. go die bitch.

[rebholz15]

shut up bitch

[HansonFan7]

i don't understand why people bother to leave hateful comments. if you don't like it, don't watch it. we're all entitled to an opinion, but there's no need to be rude.

[muslalala]

wtf

[CharlietheUnicornCc]

u deserve to die. and before you die, get some braces!!!

[snhdt111]

the one thing i want to die is u

[mark1760ia]

She's cool. Brookers for president!

[aquamarinefan1]

Since it's been YEARS, shouldn't you be dead by now since you drank Dasani water? Just Kidding! i LOVE your videos!!!!!

[SteelyDMan]

My cat DID catch the bird flu and did DIE, BUT it still has 8 lives left and is currently watching it's step.

Oops! I guess it's 7 lives left...  or, er... six now... or...

[anko8aug]

not!

[Slashzinhuu]

Brookers, why don't you DIE?!

link ends with: x9Emo

Gogo brookers, you can get the x10 emo \o/

[monkeyman3833]

LOL

[hehehopegurl]

ha in ur how 2 make a vid blog u said not to look at thuh screen and u wont stop!

[Horsezrule108]

lol!!

[MarryXMeXBuryXMe]

The URL to this has Emo in it. O.O!

[iluvjoejonas124]

EVERYTHING will make u die! quick! where's the giant bubble?

[flintstones78]

teeth are wierd

[williamsland]

wow no cambias con el tiempo estas igual de bella......bautiful

[LuckeyDucks]

lame...

in a good way i guess???

lol

[SpontaneousSalad]

halibut! lol EVERYTHING WILL DIE!

[claracrazy2008]

lmao!

Brooke, ur my Rolemodel :]

[CloBoXO]

Too Much Talking Will Make YOU die XD Lol Soo Funny when the music came on and you just said "suckers" LMAOO

[ukwarriorz]

haha!!! :D World of Warcraft will KILL but GUILD WARS WILL SAVE!

[Eileen2k]

lol awsomeness!!

[Secretservicedentist]

On the contrary, I love to hate this person's life and now I hate you too, because it's evident that your "sense of humor" isn't actually the ability to tell what is and isn't funny. Saying you will die 20 times isn't funny. It's stupid, pointless, and only appealing to idiot fans who kiss the ass of any teenage girl with a camcorder.

[AdrenalineMovie2008]

SecretServiceDentist- you obviously have no intelligent view on things. What she is trying to interpret to us ( a.k.a read the description ) that everything on the news is just about killing and dying. It's not about humor at all, it's witty and smart. So obviously you're the dumb one here.

[Secretservicedentist]

Oh, so you're saying "wit" is a ten second joke stretched over 2 minutes and 15 seconds, but with a crappy microphone?

[AdrenalineMovie2008]

Uh No I didn't say that. But, you obviously have no creative point of view on things. Based on your profile picture, I can tell you weren't a smart egg in school. And the fact that you hate this girl's life; someone you have never met before is pretty sad. You, my friend, is why the United States is the way it is today.

[cassiosaurus]

Secretservicedentist;

Can it, loser.

[AdrenalineMovie2008]

you can tell secretservicedentist is real *sarcasm* smart; he is a Dave Days fan.

[Secretservicedentist]

I hate this video. I hate this channel. I hate this video-maker. I hate the fact that the only joke in this video is repeating "you will die." I hate you.

[sergeantfenix]

lolz, everthing i do is gonna make me die

[thomasho1994]

you are so funny

[buddyroach]

you look so cute in this video. now im horny and i want to fuck the hell out of you. i dont give a fuck.

[McJRoll]

LOL loved it XD

[fleitto1000001]

* i love ur bedspread!!!!!!!!!!*

[Lucariorulestheworld]

WOW! that's great!

[xostinaaaaaaa]

hahahaha i love all your videoss but i must say this is one of my favoritess. you havee tooo make morree! your so funny.

[hhhY33]

To be abducted.....by aliens!

and you will die!

haha LOL

It will rain tommorw....and you will die!

[tomatogoo]

fun girl. she kicks ass.

[MiyuYamazakiGAL101]

I love the look & voice you make when you say "will make you die" xD

[sheasy2002]

I love the comforter!

[Foreverxx13]

lmfao you crack me up brookers

[nicko666ss]

your the maddest chick!

[jhgdkjfg]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

[gossipgirlmusic]

i love youuuu, make more videos we miss you!

[soundninja0]

I so agree, Brookers is sooo funny. She really needs to make more videos!!

[Hilkupop]

LOVE THIS VIDIO! ITS AWESUM!!!

[doctorwho246]

ur funny

[eirinbe]

LOL ;)

This is brilliant ;)

[666imkiller]

lol u are funny i really need u as a friend

[headhead9]

YOUR JUST FAB U LOUS! :)

[kayya6]

i dont wanna dieeeeeeeee:(((((((((......aaa­aaa

AHAHAHAAHAAHAAH your soo funny ''lolpienempikuinkolme''' ahhaahhahahhahahaah

what a shit user name btw