I feel like this whenever I live in this 9-5 society, I hope life will change for the later generations, because really it feels like I am in Fight Club.
people need to relax. He's making funny out of bullshit people think and say. quite being annal have fun. People take this shit to serious. that's what rogens talking about. take a chill pill bitches????
in tenth grade in the middle of english class this shit hit me. how nobody has a clue about the purpose of life but we all love to act like we know everything. i got the cold sweats when that shit hit me. human arrogance
Joe Rogan is right; nobody knows what's going on, not even the Creator.
The Creator has posted a video on YouTube. The message comes to you directly, without the need for transcription or interpretation by bronze-age scribes, or analysis by Stephen Hawking.
The video tells you how you came to be here, outlines the meaning and purpose of your life, and gives you an insight into the future of humankind.
Technically there is no purpose to life, like any other animal the purpose is to survive and keep the species going, right now we are sort of on top of every other animal, and there is no competition, do you think Neanderthals were ever bored? No because they were to worried with not freezing their dicks off and killing cave bears. Humans now a days have the convenience to do what ever the fuck they want to do.
"You know as much about what life is all about as anybody who has ever lived ever."
when you look at all the enlightened master (ie buddha, jesus, krishna), couldn't it be safe to say that they know more (or have experienced more) of life?
@hotandready100 he stops and gives his opinion about almost everything he says. id like to hear his on that. i know he has a really open mind and talks about enlightenment regulary, would be cool to hear it
@killercreek450 Can you conclusively prove that those beings actually existed? If so... can you conclusively prove that those beings said and did what many people claim that they said and did? There is no "master plan" my friend. Life only has meaning if you give it meaning.
Parent/child projections....god as parent, government as parent, boss as parent, teachers as parent, banker as parent, etc ~ in the know, grown~up and capable of being our helper, protector maybe saviour?
@UNinjaProduction It's all about taking control of your life... you still have control over your actions and you have the power to creat the lifestyle you dream. Don't let this new found information crush your dreams or anything. Let it fuel you and propel you forward. You learned this lesson earlier than me :) Use it to your advantage.
Joe Rogan is some sort of messiah sent to us from the parallel universe where people aren't full of shit and talk about important things even if they make you laugh doing it.
i'm watching this as an eighteen yearold kid and i think finefinefine that if kids were exposed to the truth they would grow up to be happier more satisfied individuals
@eskabarz90 I'm not sure if there is even one at all. I think at this point all I can really tell you is this is actually what growing up ACTUALLY is. People define "growing up" as in passing high school, going to college and getting a degree, then getting a good cushy job in some cubicle, and having children. I don't think that's it at all. And I think that's what the advantage could be. Maybe we are starting to wake up to the fact that the standard way of life that's being pushed on us is BS.
That is EXACTLY how i think! I hardly talk with people that dont see life this way. The worst case scenario is, my mom doesnt fit that criteria, thats why Im not doing any compromise with her and I tell her straight what do I think on her mentality. Thanks for enlightenment. Because im in sort on that extraordinary way, since I already dropped college, soon looking for business or music career in other countries. As u said, we might be the first ones understanding 21st century.
@eskabarz90 Yep. I'm glad I can relate to someone else here, cuz all my friends and family don't really talk about anything like this or can even relate. I think this is a good thing though. Maybe the technological age is over for now and we're evolving into a more spiritual age? I don't know, but I think this can be a good thing. Or who knows, maybe our pineal gland is more sensitive than others and we are able to break down what is going on around us easier than most, without taking DMT. LOL.
Haha actually that is a good point, ive been looking for answers like this!Just checked Wiki, I wanna know more about that theory.I think if it werent for the internet and the answers I found for myself, I would be the saddest person on the planet, not to mention i had a suicidal note when i was 10 lol. I wouldnt stand living the way I see, with no explanation, why am I so different, why I do the opposite what others do,etc. Im getting big now .I think you know what im talking about
@eskabarz90 Yep. You just gotta remember though, no matter how fucked up life seems, it's always worth living. So definitely don't kill yourself now, you got lots of time to have fun while you're still here on earth, lol. I've always felt different from other people, don't let people, even doctors, make you think you have to life your life a certain way. If you don't want to force yourself to live your life the way society wants you to then don't. Just be yourself. That saying goes a long way.
The law of attraction is some bullshit self-help crap. The only way you get ANYTHING in life is either by getting it yourself, or getting lucky and having it handed to you. I've been wishing and dreaming to be rich all my life, and guess what? I'm dirt poor. So take your "you can have it if you believe it" crap and shove it right up your ass. I like you Joe Rogan, and agree most of the time, but "law of attraction" is total BULL.
@houcklauren ...and you're welcome to continue attracting situations that help you "wish to be rich". There is a subtlety there... But I'm full of shit so please disregard. Or don't. It's your choice.
@houcklauren law of attraction is real. your just planting the wrong thoughts in your head. what the fuck? everybody wishes they were rich. wishing isn't going to do anything.but if tell yourself specifics such as "I WILL make an extra 1000 per month"your unconsious mind will be working on ways for that to be a reality. your mind will be working on it in your sleep and your unconscious decisions will lead you to situations which support your thoughts.u just gotta be ambitious and trust intuition
@stickybelvedere Why? Your words were "but if tell yourself specifics" and "be ambitious and trust intuition".. so I told specifics and was ambitious, so why am I dumbass?
Fact is your an idiot who cannot back up his proclaimed statements.. now go ahead and respond with more ignorant s***.. make me happy.
i shouldntve called you a dumbass. im sorry. the truth is, there is nothing that i can say that would help you get where i'm coming from.. but now that i think of it, You COULD bang rihanna before youre 30 if you REALLY set your mind to it. But, the problem is that you probably wont TRULY believe that you can do it, so you wont even try.
@stickybelvedere who fed you this bullshit line of reasoning? banging rihanna before i'm 30 is only slightly more plausible than travelling to another galaxy before tomorrow if i just "REALLY set my mind to it." the human brain and reality have limits. stop being dumb.
im not really saying that its possible for anyone to bang rhianna, but im making a point. whos to say that you cant though? if you were her next door neighbor, whos to say you cant get her to fall in love with you?.. you would understand if you have every achieved anything great in your life. but im guessing you havent, since you would rather focus your energy on porn.
Joe Rogan is the most under appreciated stand up in the business if you ask me. People pretty much dismiss him because of the UFC and Fear Factor thing which is weak ass shit!!
@RETIREMESOON ,,,Takes resources to cultivate our talents and gifts,, encouragement and people behind you,,hard to get momentum if you don't have that,, and having the opposite is even worse! It's all about having a good start in life,,
@RETIREMESOON Exactly! Some of us,, are in such Psych/Emotional Debt,,,and that's the way the PTB want it,,, so you can't get out,, get strong,,and grow,,,Who's gonna just GIVE to you?? Unless someone does,, so you can get some traction,, You'll be spinning your wheels,, indefinitely!
@RETIREMESOON ,, I've known and read about the Law of Attraction for decades,,,before the "Secret",, Life Is all about Physics,,It's NOT about being NICE,, Like I was brainwashed,, I KNow I was put into Psych Debt,,as a kid,, by bad parenting,,abuse,,Feeling REAL feelings is the way out,,
@RETIREMESOON na man people that dont get bullied cant understand at all like its how u react to the bullies is why they bully u ive never been bullied and if my kid was id tell him to just stand up for himself so just done be a pussy its not ur parents fault
@catwatters4 I don't know if I agree, but are there books or a book about this? I like the term "Psychic Debt"; is there anything you can recommend to read that deals w/ this and the Law of Attraction stuff. Again, I'm not sure if I agree w/ it, but I'd like to research it further.
dude what if I had watched this video as a kid.... what would happen if we exposed kids to this kind of honesty? What kind of generation would that be?
@finefinefine I think its the only way 4 the next generation to have any hope. If we dont be honest 2 children then TV and Web will be teaching them and its a small chance theyll find the right, honest stuff first.
I mean it couldnt do more damage than not telling them. Look at the state of most US children now. And i thought they were gonna be the best ever with all the new tech. They already know at a young age we R full of sh*t so they write us off at an early age and live in their own world
@finefinefine kids know everything nowadays. they have the internet. Although some of them use it for stupid things like facebook. Complete waste of matter.
@finefinefine Well I`m 16 so thats pretty early to now have found out my dads a mason, Illuminati exists, Aliens exist, Our Ego is mostly useless and completely if we don`t have a sort of silly ego. Psychedelics are the way to increase the third eye and enter into another conciousness.
If Rogan thinks that the Mystics are on par with Joe the Plumber when it comes to consciousness, wisdom and the meaning of life he really needs to rethink this. Ignorance is not an argument.
@trakkaton Mystics only have ideas, not truth. The fact is, every single person on this planet regardless of race OR religion, is an agnostic. No one person REALLY knows where we came from, where we are going, and what the real point of any of this is. I understand that some people take time to reflect and learn about reality, but that doesn't mean they (mystics) know any more about the purpose of life than an uneducated hillbilly. To each his own. Good day.
That's just an estimation from your position, based on pretty much - nothing. You don't know what they know unless you've been any one of them. All that you are able to say with certainty is that you yourself don't know something. It is is the twin of cogito ergo sum. And you can't prove a negative anyway. That doesn't mean that I say that the positive is proven. I GUESS that the positive is true, but I KNOW that the negative can't be proven.
@trakkaton You look like you're hurting your brain there.
The purpose of this has nothing to do with intelligence, my dear. It's to do with values and personal philosophies (no matter how simple they might be).
The point is that we are One and we are equal. Joe the Plumber can live a happy, caring life and ascend just as easily as a mystic can!
I know a few people who are 100% hillbillies (Kentucky, 24 years old, living in a trailer and half of a high school education). Serious... (cont)
One of my friends met him off of DeviantArt. They fell in love and, to make a long story short, he came up to visit. He's not the smartest cookie, but I can't think of anyone else who understands the universal concept of love and respect better than him!
Learning to love, respect and feel Oneness in each other isn't about one person being better than the other. It's a natural enlightenment that reaches people of all backgrounds.
Now, if you could specify how I am an ass and - especially - how you are not, given that you mix ignorance and paternalism so aptly with a bit of unfounded claims and some offtopicness that would really be of great interest for me.
@trakkaton You are being an ass because you're assuming that a an individual who is of a lesser intelligence (or so you seemed to imply) can not be on par with a mystic.
Speaking of unfounded claims, that's a load of shit!
It doesn't take becoming a monk or a shaman to consciously become aware of one's purpose and own truth. Any individual who desires to walk this path (no matter how simple their backgrounds) is capable of obtaining these levels of understanding with the right perspective.
You lay words into my mouth (cite me where I talk about "intelligence") and start a strawman.
Then you clearly contradict what Joe Rogan said. He said that no one has a clue, now you claim that a lot of people can have one - of course you claim that without anything to back that claim up.
And of course you didn't even understand my reasoning to begin with.
And of course you didn't answer my question.
Shall I go on? I don't think so. You're beyond hope...
You don't understand a thing. You said that Joe would not be on par with a mystic. That is to assume that spiritual ascension is a hierarchy where those above are more knowledgeable. They aren't. We're all at the same place but with different paths to get there. No two paths can be compared because no two are the same.
So to say that Joe isn't on par with a mystic is inaccurate, as there is no set value system for each lesson towards enlightenment.
@trakkaton Nobody knows THE truth. But if you seek enlightenment through love, you will understand truth. There IS a difference between knowing & understanding.
Knowing the truth is taking a belief & claiming it as fact in the name of the ego. There is no growth in this way.
Understanding truth is taking a belief & using it to humble oneself in the name of spiritual growth.
So, Joe has just as valid of wisdom to share from his own understanding of truth as one of the most studious of mystics.
@trakkaton By the way, consider this: can one life & all its experiences be recreated in another life?
The answer is "no". Our lives are all unique. Nobody will ever experience your life except you. Because each person is unique, they will be faced with experiences that will require the individual to learn a lesson that is specific to that life.
Since nobody else will ever experience that life, is one individuals' unique wisdom less valuable than another person's unique wisdom?
@doireallyneed1 Mostly because Joe was talking about how funny the internet is on his podcast and said he was hoping somebody would go and post "NIGGER CUNT!!" on all of his youtube videos just because it's the internet and we can. It was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
I have nothing against nigger cunt per se...I would tend to call it the african-american vaginer in my day-to-day life...but you know, these are the world wide intertoobz so...
Everyone fool themselve that they are something.. after succusfully done, we go on and lie to the others.... to support the thought of being something
and why they do it.. most of them will say.. they do it for someone else
HAHA, I had this same conclusion when stoned "Wait a Minute, I'm an 'adult'?" "Oh no wonder shits so fucked up.. worlds run by a bunch of kid brains in large bodys"
lol I always laugh at some of his commentary in the UFC, glad to know he takes his humour full out in comedic style. I could agree with him. One day I woke up thinking "what the hell? I have obligations to make something of myself now?"
Well you act as if my purpose is silly, since when did being nice to others become silly? It's that kind of mentality that will turn the world to shit.
@MMAenthusiastUHHE Dude calm down I never said to not be nice to people lol I'm generally a nice guy to the people I know. I'm just saying humans are not here to be nice and happy. Why would that be our purpose? Who wants us to be happy and nice?
And dude, the world is already shit. We're destroying it every day, we got dictators ruling the world and telling people how to live their lives. Concentration camps and prisons and the Illuminati. The earth is not a good place. People can't live free.
@MMAenthusiastUHHE Watch Joes Rogans video "Joe Rogan's theory on life and people" cause he pretty much nails it. I'd send you the link but it keep saying error and shit when I try.
We're just a complicated form of bacteria here to fuck up the earth.
@MMAenthusiastUHHE so wrong. You are putting human characteristics to a non human thing. Life is something that happens. Single celled organisms have life. Are they "happy, being good to others and taking care of themselves"? Taking care of yourself is instinct. That is survival.
Lol shut up douche, you completely misinterpreted what I meant just to start a meaningless argument. Taking care of ourselves might be an instinct, but our modern upbringing has superseded our natural drive. Drug abusers, obese people, suicidal folk, do they sound like survivalists?
@yay78900 Jesus christ, no. The guy has mediocre...rehashed theories about life that every half intelligent person has at some point. Delivery wise I find him a bit too corny.
So are you saying that you've figured out the meaning of life now and you've stopped asking these questions? Or are you just so content that you don't wanna think about it anymore?
@walerian111 You think Rogan's theories are rehashed but what...Hicks weren't? You think Carlin was the first person to think of all the things he said? Nothing is new, but those men delivered it to us so we could all think about it, as does Rogan. Don't be one of those negative anonymous posters trying to put down someone who has done 100 times more than you with their life to help others understand.
@fatsomamacheese I don't think Rogan is really much of a biter actually. The problem with Comedy is there is only so much material that is relevant to everyone.
this isn't FUCKING COMEDY. This is just a guy expressing his views on life. I've seen too many comedians doing this.
MaaNonu123 3 days ago
I feel like this whenever I live in this 9-5 society, I hope life will change for the later generations, because really it feels like I am in Fight Club.
tgshark1 3 weeks ago
@tgshark1 Project mayhem bro
BreakinMotionJonny 2 weeks ago
I vividly remember the exact moment I realized my parents were just regular people. Fuckin blew me away.
dropintospace 3 weeks ago
life is existence in christ and nothing else. rogan needs the lord. other than that , he's right you will wander aimlessly around
toejam498 3 weeks ago
people need to relax. He's making funny out of bullshit people think and say. quite being annal have fun. People take this shit to serious. that's what rogens talking about. take a chill pill bitches????
scoott444 3 weeks ago
the only people that are truly smart and worth listening to are the people that can admit that they don't know jack shit.
Alexanderisgreat 1 month ago
in tenth grade in the middle of english class this shit hit me. how nobody has a clue about the purpose of life but we all love to act like we know everything. i got the cold sweats when that shit hit me. human arrogance
metalheadshstylr 2 months ago
Not since George Carlin have I seen comedy this serious. Joe Rogan's jokes are not a fuckin joke, man. This hilarious shit is serious.
JFreedom28 2 months ago
@JFreedom28 That's his purpose. He spreads messages through jokes.
macryan19 1 month ago
on drugs
reallifeprodigy 3 months ago
I'm 26 and I fucking HATE people calling me sir. It just feels sarcastic.
yadidimeanmaine 3 months ago
Joe Rogan is right; nobody knows what's going on, not even the Creator.
The Creator has posted a video on YouTube. The message comes to you directly, without the need for transcription or interpretation by bronze-age scribes, or analysis by Stephen Hawking.
The video tells you how you came to be here, outlines the meaning and purpose of your life, and gives you an insight into the future of humankind.
See ' God says sorry. '
lacontrabasse 3 months ago
My favorite bit by Rogan
jlassh 3 months ago
Joe Rogan is a G, I have as much respect for him as I do for Bill Hicks
scrubbycritter 3 months ago
Rogan is epic
tdurden664 4 months ago
I swear, the first time somebody called me "Sir" was my realization that something has been taken away from my life
muraliavarma 4 months ago
@muraliavarma
Me too, me too.
CerpinTaxt37 4 months ago
Technically there is no purpose to life, like any other animal the purpose is to survive and keep the species going, right now we are sort of on top of every other animal, and there is no competition, do you think Neanderthals were ever bored? No because they were to worried with not freezing their dicks off and killing cave bears. Humans now a days have the convenience to do what ever the fuck they want to do.
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You don't think other animals know they're gonna die...? Then why do they run from shit that's trying to KILL THEM?
Ericanious 4 months ago
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Ericanious 4 months ago
LOL I don't know yet what I'm gonna do when I have grown up, if I will grow up.
BadassMMA 4 months ago
'we're just zombies walking through this life $HIT' soo true!
IndyTinTin85 5 months ago
In this life you can either be motivated and inspired, or lethargic and boring.
MuzzafuzzaGaming 5 months ago in playlist The Best of the Joe Rogan Experience
In this life you can either be motivated and inspired, or lethargic and boring.
MuzzafuzzaGaming 5 months ago in playlist The Best of the Joe Rogan Experience
Anthony Robbins ought to take a 5-year vacation and let Joe Rogan take over Tony's seminars.
DancingSpiderman 6 months ago 3
"You know as much about what life is all about as anybody who has ever lived ever."
when you look at all the enlightened master (ie buddha, jesus, krishna), couldn't it be safe to say that they know more (or have experienced more) of life?
killercreek450 6 months ago
@killercreek450 it would ruin the joke if you wanted him to stop and clarify that with everyone who cares about whether he mentioned it.
hotandready100 6 months ago
@hotandready100 he stops and gives his opinion about almost everything he says. id like to hear his on that. i know he has a really open mind and talks about enlightenment regulary, would be cool to hear it
killercreek450 6 months ago
@killercreek450 Can you conclusively prove that those beings actually existed? If so... can you conclusively prove that those beings said and did what many people claim that they said and did? There is no "master plan" my friend. Life only has meaning if you give it meaning.
creepychris11 5 months ago
Parent/child projections....god as parent, government as parent, boss as parent, teachers as parent, banker as parent, etc ~ in the know, grown~up and capable of being our helper, protector maybe saviour?
summondadrummin 6 months ago
Im 24....and yea, that struck me awhile ago. Felt fucking WEIRD!
MasterMecha 6 months ago
"Do you know what you're doing?"
"Yes! Hell yeah, course I do. Why? Don't you?"
"Totally, yeah, sure, yeah."
elysium735 6 months ago 2
I'm 34 and only recently did a young shop assistant call me sir, and i was like holy crap he thinks i'm old?
I forget all the time what age I am, I still think i'm still 20 and in no way do i like being called sir.
MundyArtStudio 6 months ago
Everything this guy says is true..
patrickmanning94 6 months ago 5
Lol! This is so fucking true!!! I too believed there were grownups as a kid.
awwfulwaafffle 6 months ago
i am watching this and i am 16.......... this changed my life.
UNinjaProduction 7 months ago 2
@UNinjaProduction It's all about taking control of your life... you still have control over your actions and you have the power to creat the lifestyle you dream. Don't let this new found information crush your dreams or anything. Let it fuel you and propel you forward. You learned this lesson earlier than me :) Use it to your advantage.
gbellavable 6 months ago
Joe Rogan is some sort of messiah sent to us from the parallel universe where people aren't full of shit and talk about important things even if they make you laugh doing it.
drago884 7 months ago 3
i'm watching this as an eighteen yearold kid and i think finefinefine that if kids were exposed to the truth they would grow up to be happier more satisfied individuals
RapAddict420NoStatic 7 months ago
life is trolling us, /thread
zachboy1 7 months ago
I kinda disagree here, some of us have a clue but a lot of people are religious
mehico33 7 months ago
TRUTH
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SHIT! right on
TheCowboySantos 8 months ago
LMAO
MrGarky 8 months ago
I'm 25 and this is EXACTLY how I feel about life. Weird.
crackparty 8 months ago 79
@crackparty ...ya, just wait till your 26 it starts calming down a bit..?..what the hell happens at 27!?
kontroledkos 7 months ago
@crackparty
im 21 and i feel exactly the same. Do you know the solution to this mind? What is our advantage of looking on life from this point of view?
eskabarz90 7 months ago 4
@eskabarz90 I'm not sure if there is even one at all. I think at this point all I can really tell you is this is actually what growing up ACTUALLY is. People define "growing up" as in passing high school, going to college and getting a degree, then getting a good cushy job in some cubicle, and having children. I don't think that's it at all. And I think that's what the advantage could be. Maybe we are starting to wake up to the fact that the standard way of life that's being pushed on us is BS.
crackparty 7 months ago 3
@crackparty
That is EXACTLY how i think! I hardly talk with people that dont see life this way. The worst case scenario is, my mom doesnt fit that criteria, thats why Im not doing any compromise with her and I tell her straight what do I think on her mentality. Thanks for enlightenment. Because im in sort on that extraordinary way, since I already dropped college, soon looking for business or music career in other countries. As u said, we might be the first ones understanding 21st century.
eskabarz90 7 months ago 3
@eskabarz90 Yep. I'm glad I can relate to someone else here, cuz all my friends and family don't really talk about anything like this or can even relate. I think this is a good thing though. Maybe the technological age is over for now and we're evolving into a more spiritual age? I don't know, but I think this can be a good thing. Or who knows, maybe our pineal gland is more sensitive than others and we are able to break down what is going on around us easier than most, without taking DMT. LOL.
crackparty 7 months ago 3
@crackparty
Haha actually that is a good point, ive been looking for answers like this!Just checked Wiki, I wanna know more about that theory.I think if it werent for the internet and the answers I found for myself, I would be the saddest person on the planet, not to mention i had a suicidal note when i was 10 lol. I wouldnt stand living the way I see, with no explanation, why am I so different, why I do the opposite what others do,etc. Im getting big now .I think you know what im talking about
eskabarz90 7 months ago 5
@eskabarz90 Yep. You just gotta remember though, no matter how fucked up life seems, it's always worth living. So definitely don't kill yourself now, you got lots of time to have fun while you're still here on earth, lol. I've always felt different from other people, don't let people, even doctors, make you think you have to life your life a certain way. If you don't want to force yourself to live your life the way society wants you to then don't. Just be yourself. That saying goes a long way.
crackparty 7 months ago 41
@crackparty Word brotha. You put it so simple yet it rung in my brain like i had just read a few books. I like the way you think.
Parkourgray 5 months ago
@crackparty ditto, laughed so hard at this video.
LeafFreedom 2 months ago
this movie is awesome..going to watch this in webmovietube
PeterFalson 9 months ago
what a movie..pls watch this in webmovietube
MorrisMacpartland 9 months ago
"Do you know what you're doing?" "YESSS!!" haha
MckyMseNTarotCrds 9 months ago
@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL Yeah bro.
whoatemyhummus 10 months ago
Where can I see this whole show? Is it on DVD anywhere?
sbstefan 10 months ago
@sbstefan There is a DVD called Joe Rogan Live. You can find it on Amazon.
daeuri 9 months ago
The law of attraction is some bullshit self-help crap. The only way you get ANYTHING in life is either by getting it yourself, or getting lucky and having it handed to you. I've been wishing and dreaming to be rich all my life, and guess what? I'm dirt poor. So take your "you can have it if you believe it" crap and shove it right up your ass. I like you Joe Rogan, and agree most of the time, but "law of attraction" is total BULL.
houcklauren 11 months ago
@houcklauren ...and you're welcome to continue attracting situations that help you "wish to be rich". There is a subtlety there... But I'm full of shit so please disregard. Or don't. It's your choice.
RawElk0Armed 9 months ago
@houcklauren law of attraction is real. your just planting the wrong thoughts in your head. what the fuck? everybody wishes they were rich. wishing isn't going to do anything.but if tell yourself specifics such as "I WILL make an extra 1000 per month"your unconsious mind will be working on ways for that to be a reality. your mind will be working on it in your sleep and your unconscious decisions will lead you to situations which support your thoughts.u just gotta be ambitious and trust intuition
stickybelvedere 8 months ago
@stickybelvedere I WILL bang Rihanna before I'm 30... so I should wait for my subconscious to make it a reality, right?
KingRey22 8 months ago
@KingRey22 lol dumbass. i feel bad for you
stickybelvedere 8 months ago
@stickybelvedere Why? Your words were "but if tell yourself specifics" and "be ambitious and trust intuition".. so I told specifics and was ambitious, so why am I dumbass?
Fact is your an idiot who cannot back up his proclaimed statements.. now go ahead and respond with more ignorant s***.. make me happy.
KingRey22 8 months ago
@KingRey22
i shouldntve called you a dumbass. im sorry. the truth is, there is nothing that i can say that would help you get where i'm coming from.. but now that i think of it, You COULD bang rihanna before youre 30 if you REALLY set your mind to it. But, the problem is that you probably wont TRULY believe that you can do it, so you wont even try.
stickybelvedere 8 months ago
@stickybelvedere who fed you this bullshit line of reasoning? banging rihanna before i'm 30 is only slightly more plausible than travelling to another galaxy before tomorrow if i just "REALLY set my mind to it." the human brain and reality have limits. stop being dumb.
myfreepaysite1 7 months ago
@myfreepaysite1
im not really saying that its possible for anyone to bang rhianna, but im making a point. whos to say that you cant though? if you were her next door neighbor, whos to say you cant get her to fall in love with you?.. you would understand if you have every achieved anything great in your life. but im guessing you havent, since you would rather focus your energy on porn.
stickybelvedere 7 months ago
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stickybelvedere 7 months ago
@myfreepaysite1 but rihanna is a bitch so thats a horrible example
stickybelvedere 7 months ago
Joe Rogan was high when he wrote this piece of material.
whoatemyhummus 11 months ago
Joe Rogan is the most under appreciated stand up in the business if you ask me. People pretty much dismiss him because of the UFC and Fear Factor thing which is weak ass shit!!
Soupdragoon 11 months ago
Jesus was a mushroom...
APokeInTheEye 11 months ago
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RETIREMESOON 11 months ago
@RETIREMESOON ,,,Takes resources to cultivate our talents and gifts,, encouragement and people behind you,,hard to get momentum if you don't have that,, and having the opposite is even worse! It's all about having a good start in life,,
catwatters4 11 months ago
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RETIREMESOON 11 months ago
@RETIREMESOON Exactly! Some of us,, are in such Psych/Emotional Debt,,,and that's the way the PTB want it,,, so you can't get out,, get strong,,and grow,,,Who's gonna just GIVE to you?? Unless someone does,, so you can get some traction,, You'll be spinning your wheels,, indefinitely!
catwatters4 11 months ago
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RETIREMESOON 11 months ago
@RETIREMESOON ,, I've known and read about the Law of Attraction for decades,,,before the "Secret",, Life Is all about Physics,,It's NOT about being NICE,, Like I was brainwashed,, I KNow I was put into Psych Debt,,as a kid,, by bad parenting,,abuse,,Feeling REAL feelings is the way out,,
catwatters4 11 months ago
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RETIREMESOON 11 months ago
@RETIREMESOON na man people that dont get bullied cant understand at all like its how u react to the bullies is why they bully u ive never been bullied and if my kid was id tell him to just stand up for himself so just done be a pussy its not ur parents fault
L0ngB0ard99 10 months ago
@catwatters4 I don't know if I agree, but are there books or a book about this? I like the term "Psychic Debt"; is there anything you can recommend to read that deals w/ this and the Law of Attraction stuff. Again, I'm not sure if I agree w/ it, but I'd like to research it further.
MckyMseNTarotCrds 9 months ago
The meaning of life is not to ask why.
The meaning of life is to do, and die.
myspam512 11 months ago
There is a purpose to life. To live.
PoetsLight 11 months ago
that's so fuckn true, man, SO FUCKIN TRUE
SpoiledLogic 1 year ago
@HumansHaveFailed
Your mom's bedroom has beige wallpaper .. trust me I know ...
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
Absolutely legendary
AlbertEinsteinsGhost 1 year ago
wow..i just claimed free mcdonald gift from secretrevealed . info
leonidaroofner27 1 year ago
dude, these are hilarious!! saw this in webmovietube
evelinlusby84 1 year ago
I too freak out when people call me "Sir".
PELLOWHEAD 1 year ago
fkn hilarious
nextdoor2her 1 year ago
lol@1 person....
cmzuppe 1 year ago
dude what if I had watched this video as a kid.... what would happen if we exposed kids to this kind of honesty? What kind of generation would that be?
finefinefine 1 year ago 42
@finefinefine maybe a generation with the education we need ?
wonderboy7423 10 months ago
@finefinefine I think its the only way 4 the next generation to have any hope. If we dont be honest 2 children then TV and Web will be teaching them and its a small chance theyll find the right, honest stuff first.
I mean it couldnt do more damage than not telling them. Look at the state of most US children now. And i thought they were gonna be the best ever with all the new tech. They already know at a young age we R full of sh*t so they write us off at an early age and live in their own world
Jeremiah237 9 months ago
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@finefinefine kids know everything nowadays. they have the internet. Although some of them use it for stupid things like facebook. Complete waste of matter.
lastmondaypast1 7 months ago
@finefinefine Well I`m 16 so thats pretty early to now have found out my dads a mason, Illuminati exists, Aliens exist, Our Ego is mostly useless and completely if we don`t have a sort of silly ego. Psychedelics are the way to increase the third eye and enter into another conciousness.
silentpounce 7 months ago
If Rogan thinks that the Mystics are on par with Joe the Plumber when it comes to consciousness, wisdom and the meaning of life he really needs to rethink this. Ignorance is not an argument.
trakkaton 1 year ago
@trakkaton Mystics only have ideas, not truth. The fact is, every single person on this planet regardless of race OR religion, is an agnostic. No one person REALLY knows where we came from, where we are going, and what the real point of any of this is. I understand that some people take time to reflect and learn about reality, but that doesn't mean they (mystics) know any more about the purpose of life than an uneducated hillbilly. To each his own. Good day.
reedo1703 1 year ago
@reedo1703
That's just an estimation from your position, based on pretty much - nothing. You don't know what they know unless you've been any one of them. All that you are able to say with certainty is that you yourself don't know something. It is is the twin of cogito ergo sum. And you can't prove a negative anyway. That doesn't mean that I say that the positive is proven. I GUESS that the positive is true, but I KNOW that the negative can't be proven.
trakkaton 1 year ago
@trakkaton You look like you're hurting your brain there.
The purpose of this has nothing to do with intelligence, my dear. It's to do with values and personal philosophies (no matter how simple they might be).
The point is that we are One and we are equal. Joe the Plumber can live a happy, caring life and ascend just as easily as a mystic can!
I know a few people who are 100% hillbillies (Kentucky, 24 years old, living in a trailer and half of a high school education). Serious... (cont)
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
@trakkaton
One of my friends met him off of DeviantArt. They fell in love and, to make a long story short, he came up to visit. He's not the smartest cookie, but I can't think of anyone else who understands the universal concept of love and respect better than him!
Learning to love, respect and feel Oneness in each other isn't about one person being better than the other. It's a natural enlightenment that reaches people of all backgrounds.
Now, stop being an ass.
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
@GrowTheTruth
Now, if you could specify how I am an ass and - especially - how you are not, given that you mix ignorance and paternalism so aptly with a bit of unfounded claims and some offtopicness that would really be of great interest for me.
trakkaton 1 year ago
@trakkaton You are being an ass because you're assuming that a an individual who is of a lesser intelligence (or so you seemed to imply) can not be on par with a mystic.
Speaking of unfounded claims, that's a load of shit!
It doesn't take becoming a monk or a shaman to consciously become aware of one's purpose and own truth. Any individual who desires to walk this path (no matter how simple their backgrounds) is capable of obtaining these levels of understanding with the right perspective.
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
@GrowTheTruth
So what do we have here?
You lay words into my mouth (cite me where I talk about "intelligence") and start a strawman.
Then you clearly contradict what Joe Rogan said. He said that no one has a clue, now you claim that a lot of people can have one - of course you claim that without anything to back that claim up.
And of course you didn't even understand my reasoning to begin with.
And of course you didn't answer my question.
Shall I go on? I don't think so. You're beyond hope...
trakkaton 1 year ago
@trakkaton Hahahahahah!!! Oh, you poor thing.
You don't understand a thing. You said that Joe would not be on par with a mystic. That is to assume that spiritual ascension is a hierarchy where those above are more knowledgeable. They aren't. We're all at the same place but with different paths to get there. No two paths can be compared because no two are the same.
So to say that Joe isn't on par with a mystic is inaccurate, as there is no set value system for each lesson towards enlightenment.
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
@trakkaton Nobody knows THE truth. But if you seek enlightenment through love, you will understand truth. There IS a difference between knowing & understanding.
Knowing the truth is taking a belief & claiming it as fact in the name of the ego. There is no growth in this way.
Understanding truth is taking a belief & using it to humble oneself in the name of spiritual growth.
So, Joe has just as valid of wisdom to share from his own understanding of truth as one of the most studious of mystics.
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
@trakkaton By the way, consider this: can one life & all its experiences be recreated in another life?
The answer is "no". Our lives are all unique. Nobody will ever experience your life except you. Because each person is unique, they will be faced with experiences that will require the individual to learn a lesson that is specific to that life.
Since nobody else will ever experience that life, is one individuals' unique wisdom less valuable than another person's unique wisdom?
GrowTheTruth 1 year ago
he is the new carlin fosho
MrTony696936 1 year ago
I like joe because he says the shit I've always thought about, and Its fucked up most people have not had thoughts like these
Jordyjg 1 year ago
i wish joe rogan taught a philosophy class
thorfoxxx 1 year ago
@thorfoxxx
He'd have to learn philosophy first...
trakkaton 1 year ago
God he is so right...especially about the adult thing. Thanks Joe!
99f234 1 year ago
"You know what you're doin?" "YES" lmfao
Cannedmeat420 1 year ago
"Meaning in life is to give life a meaning" Bruce lee.
idrumpk 1 year ago
NIGGER CUNT!!!
SmoothJohnson 1 year ago
@SmoothJohnson,
I don't get it. Why do you guys keep doing that?
doireallyneed1 1 year ago
@doireallyneed1 Mostly because Joe was talking about how funny the internet is on his podcast and said he was hoping somebody would go and post "NIGGER CUNT!!" on all of his youtube videos just because it's the internet and we can. It was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
I have nothing against nigger cunt per se...I would tend to call it the african-american vaginer in my day-to-day life...but you know, these are the world wide intertoobz so...
SmoothJohnson 1 year ago
nigger cunt
jd365ify 1 year ago
what is this from?
whitewalls1222 1 year ago
DO DRUGS! XD
theTOOLshed1 1 year ago
Everyone fool themselve that they are something.. after succusfully done, we go on and lie to the others.... to support the thought of being something
and why they do it.. most of them will say.. they do it for someone else
octane787 1 year ago
its true ppl do act like zombies. i love zombie games tho :)
xxxCRAZYLOVExxx 1 year ago
Probably my all time favorite stand up comedian :)
cadeservesbetter 1 year ago
I'm not even 18 yet and that was some funny shit.
10109matt 1 year ago
Take only what you need from it
alexworksfromhome99 1 year ago
@alexworksfromhome99 are you quoting MGMT?
codern 1 year ago
HAHA, I had this same conclusion when stoned "Wait a Minute, I'm an 'adult'?" "Oh no wonder shits so fucked up.. worlds run by a bunch of kid brains in large bodys"
bumr055 1 year ago
joe rogan for president
klobbs 2 years ago 2
lol I always laugh at some of his commentary in the UFC, glad to know he takes his humour full out in comedic style. I could agree with him. One day I woke up thinking "what the hell? I have obligations to make something of myself now?"
ShadowCrowX 2 years ago
Purpose of life: Be happy, be good to others, and take care of yourself. Sounds simple enough lol
MMAenthusiastUHHE 2 years ago 44
@MMAenthusiastUHHE Why? I guess that's what Joe Rogan is asking.
Yameki 2 years ago
@Yameki
what do you mean "why"? lol
MMAenthusiastUHHE 2 years ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE couldnt agree more
Namesibeats 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE yea. fuck you.
TerrorismAdvocate 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE not realy
FIGHTFANNERD3 1 year ago
@FIGHTFANNERD3
Well that's my purpose
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE Dead on. Well put. Strange that it isn't that simple.
GeorgeCassells 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE I'd add on, be intelligent or TRY to be at the end of that. But you're pretty close.
GoodAvatar 1 year ago
@GoodAvatar
Unfortunately if someone isn't born with the capacity for intelligence, it probably won't happen for them lol
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE ...that's not why we are on this planet lol
1chamberlain1 1 year ago
@1chamberlain1
Really? then I guess you're some kind of alien life form that does know the answer? lol
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE No but I don't think we evolved over billions of years so we can be happy and nice to each other lol
1chamberlain1 1 year ago
@1chamberlain1
Yeah we did ... unless you're miserable or something .. I feel bad for you
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE No I'm not miserable lol My life is pretty good, how could thinking that's not our purpose make me miserable?
1chamberlain1 1 year ago
@1chamberlain1
Well you act as if my purpose is silly, since when did being nice to others become silly? It's that kind of mentality that will turn the world to shit.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE Dude calm down I never said to not be nice to people lol I'm generally a nice guy to the people I know. I'm just saying humans are not here to be nice and happy. Why would that be our purpose? Who wants us to be happy and nice?
And dude, the world is already shit. We're destroying it every day, we got dictators ruling the world and telling people how to live their lives. Concentration camps and prisons and the Illuminati. The earth is not a good place. People can't live free.
1chamberlain1 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
I want us to be happy and nice >=D
This nigga said illuminati hahaha
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE Watch Joes Rogans video "Joe Rogan's theory on life and people" cause he pretty much nails it. I'd send you the link but it keep saying error and shit when I try.
We're just a complicated form of bacteria here to fuck up the earth.
1chamberlain1 1 year ago
@1chamberlain1
I've seen it and he makes a good argument, but that's just a nihilistic outlook on people. We all have our own.
MMAenthusiastUHHE 1 year ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
But in what order? And what happens if those 3 things conflict? How do you be 'happy' when you're unhappy? How does one take care of oneself?
Nothing is simple. Everything is simple.
Grayto 11 months ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE so wrong. You are putting human characteristics to a non human thing. Life is something that happens. Single celled organisms have life. Are they "happy, being good to others and taking care of themselves"? Taking care of yourself is instinct. That is survival.
keyrabuns69 11 months ago
@keyrabuns69
Lol shut up douche, you completely misinterpreted what I meant just to start a meaningless argument. Taking care of ourselves might be an instinct, but our modern upbringing has superseded our natural drive. Drug abusers, obese people, suicidal folk, do they sound like survivalists?
MMAenthusiastUHHE 11 months ago
@MMAenthusiastUHHE exactly my modo
L0ngB0ard99 10 months ago
Wow i didnt even realize that till now lolz. This guy is wise
xma456 2 years ago
Rogan will be a legend like Hicks and Carlin
yay78900 2 years ago 114
my 3 favourite comedians
porkbeast3000 2 years ago 2
Yeah he's definitely going down that same path.
TechnoWaffol 2 years ago
as a comedian/entertainer hicks was better with words..and did it first..
greenleaf82 1 year ago
@yay78900 no way.
timeruin 1 year ago
@yay78900 Jesus christ, no. The guy has mediocre...rehashed theories about life that every half intelligent person has at some point. Delivery wise I find him a bit too corny.
walerian111 1 year ago
@walerian111
So are you saying that you've figured out the meaning of life now and you've stopped asking these questions? Or are you just so content that you don't wanna think about it anymore?
cadeservesbetter 1 year ago
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walerian111 1 year ago
@walerian111 walerian knows rogan is talking about him thats why hes hurting
xxxCRAZYLOVExxx 1 year ago
@walerian111 You think Rogan's theories are rehashed but what...Hicks weren't? You think Carlin was the first person to think of all the things he said? Nothing is new, but those men delivered it to us so we could all think about it, as does Rogan. Don't be one of those negative anonymous posters trying to put down someone who has done 100 times more than you with their life to help others understand.
fatsomamacheese 1 year ago 39
@fatsomamacheese true that
Namesibeats 1 year ago
@fatsomamacheese I don't think Rogan is really much of a biter actually. The problem with Comedy is there is only so much material that is relevant to everyone.
torment3d 8 months ago